Irving Joshua Matrix

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Irving Joshua Matrix — born (Japan, 1908) as Irving Joshua Bush and commonly known as Dr. (I. J.) Matrix — was a fictitious polymath scientist, scholar, and entrepreneur who made extraordinary contributions to perpetual motion engineering, Biblical cryptography and numerology, pyramid power, pentagonal meditation, extra-sensory perception, psychic metallurgy, and a number of other topics. He was an accomplished prestidigitator and an intuitive mathematician, two qualities which he put to good use in most of his enterprises. Being a fictitious character he could perform tasks that were logically impossible; for example, he could "clap one hand in the air" when summoning a waiter or a minion.[1]

Dr. Matrix was the satirical creation of Scientific American columnist Martin Gardner who introduced him in his "Mathematical Games" column in January 1960. The mythical doctor appeared frequently thereafter and the relevant columns were eventually collected into several books. The intent was partly to provide colorful context to mathematical puzzles and curiosities, partly to spoof various pseudo-scientific theories, and always to provide a humorous introduction to the serious topic at hand.

Fictitious biography[edit]

Matrix was born in Japan, the eldest of seven children of the Reverend William Miller Bush, a Seventh-day Adventist missionary. He resided in Japan until the end of World War II, where he learned the secrets of the conjuring art and worked as assistant to the famous Japanese magician Tenkai.

Presumably it was in Japan that he met Ms. Eisei Toshiyori, and where their daughter Iva Matrix was born on December 31, 1939. Iva accompanied Dr. Matrix through most of his public life, acting as assistant and manager in most of his enterprises. The author of the fictitious narrative pretended to be romantically interested in Iva, thus explaining his continuing interest in Dr. Matrix's activities.

He was a close friend and a student of Nicolas Bourbaki.

Martin Gardner tells of meeting the shady Dr. Matrix at Pyramid Lake, Nevada. He was accompanied by a Filipino assistant named Rhee, who was missing most of his teeth. They called him "One-Tooth Rhee." Both were chased out of town for running a pyramid scheme.

Dr. Matrix was often persecuted by establishment authorities, and many times had to change abode and live under assumed names, with appropriate matching changed appearances. He was accused several times of fraud. He reportedly died in 1980, in a duel against a certain Ivan Skavinsky Skavar, a KGB agent, in circumstances as obscure and dubious as most of his career.

However, in 1987 Gardner encountered Matrix, alive and well, in Casablanca. It was explained that Ivan's bullet merely grazed him, but in order to avoid retaliation by the KGB, witnesses were bribed to state that he died, and a fake funeral was arranged.[2]

Dr. Matrix columns[edit]

Martin Gardner chronicled the story of Dr. Matrix in the following Mathematical Games columns.

date Title
1960 Jan A fanciful dialogue about the wonders of numerology
1961 Jan In which the author chats again with Dr. Matrix, numerologist extraordinary
1963 Jan The author pays his annual visit to Dr. Matrix, the numerologist
1964 Jan Presenting the one and only Dr. Matrix, numerologist, in his annual performance
1965 Jan Some comments by Dr. Matrix on symmetries and reversals
1966 Jan Dr. Matrix returns, now in the guise of a neo-Freudian psychonumeranalyst
1967 Jan Dr. Matrix delivers a talk on acrostics
1968 Jan The beauties of the square, as expounded by Dr. Matrix to rehabilitate the hippie
1969 Oct A numeranalysis by Dr. Matrix of the lunar flight of Apollo 11
1971 Jan Lessons from Dr. Matrix in chess and numerology
1972 Feb Dr. Matrix poses some heteroliteral puzzles while peddling perpetual motion in Houston
1973 Aug An astounding self-test of clairvoyance by Dr. Matrix
1974 Jun Dr. Matrix brings his numerological Science to bear on the occult powers of the pyramid
1975 Sep Dr. Matrix finds numerological wonders in the King James Bible
1976 Nov In which DM (Dr. Matrix) is revealed as the guru of PM (Pentagonal Meditation)
1977 Dec Dr. Matrix goes to California to apply punk to rock study
1978 Dec Is it a superintelligent robot or does Dr. Matrix ride again?
1980 Sep Dr. Matrix, like Mr. Holmes, comes to an untimely and mysterious end

In the 1989 book Penrose Tiles to Trapdoor Ciphers: –and the Return of Dr Matrix Gardner tells the story of how he encountered Dr. Matrix one last time in 1987 in Casablanca.[2]

Bibliography[edit]

There are three different Dr. Matrix collections. There is some overlap and the later books contain supplementary chapters.[3] The complete list is:

  • The Numerology of Dr. Matrix: The Fabulous Feats and Adventures in Number Theory, Sleight of Word, and Numerological Analysis (Literary, Biblical, Political, Philosophical and Psychonumeranalytical) of That Incredible Master Mind (1967), Simon & Schuster.

All of the Dr. Matrix columns from 1960 to 1980 are collected in the book The Magic Numbers of Dr. Matrix.

References[edit]

  1. ^ The Magic Numbers Of Dr. Matrix by Martin Gardner, Prometheus Books, 1985, ISBN 0879752815
  2. ^ a b Penrose Tiles to Trapdoor Ciphers: –and the Return of Dr Matrix by Martin Gardner, Mathematical Association of America, Washington, DC, 1997, pp. 294-314, ISBN 0883855216
  3. ^ The Canon: The fifteen "Mathematical Games" books at martin-gardner.org

External links[edit]

  • Ask Dr. Matrix An on-line cybernetic numerologist inspired by Dr. Matrix