It Couldn't Happen Here

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It Couldn't Happen Here
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It Couldn't Happen Here poster
Directed byJack Bond
Produced byJack Bond
Martin Haxby
Written byJack Bond
James Dillon
Neil Tennant
Chris Lowe
StarringNeil Tennant
Chris Lowe
Joss Ackland
Neil Dickson
Gareth Hunt
Barbara Windsor
Production
company
Distributed byEMI Films/PMI (UK)
Liberty Films (US)
Release date
  • 8 July 1988 (1988-07-08)
Running time
87 minutes
CountryUnited Kingdom
LanguageEnglish
Budget$4 million[1]

It Couldn't Happen Here is a 1988 musical film starring the British pop duo Pet Shop Boys and based on the music from their first two studio albums Please and Actually. It was originally conceived as an hour-long video based on Actually, but it turned into a surreal full-scale feature film directed by Jack Bond and co-starring Barbara Windsor, Joss Ackland, Neil Dickson and Gareth Hunt.

Plot[edit]

In the early morning, dancers are warming up on an English beach (Clacton-On-Sea, Essex), and Neil Tennant appears on a bicycle. The song "It couldn't happen here" is being played. He cycles up to a kiosk, where he buys some postcards from the shopkeeper (Gareth Hunt). The shopkeeper complains about the political faults of the modern world, but Neil ignores him and fills out his postcards.

Meanwhile, Chris Lowe is at a bed & breakfast. He is in his room packing everything into a seemingly bottomless trunk. He runs downstairs and waits for the landlady (Barbara Windsor) to bring him breakfast. In the breakfast room, an Uncle Dredge (Gareth Hunt) is making bad jokes. When the huge fried breakfast arrives, Chris empties the contents of the tray over the landlady and runs out onto the street. He runs along the promenade being chased by a group of Hells Angels on bikes.

Back at the beach, Neil continues to cycle along the beach. He passes a priest (Joss Ackland) who is reciting verses whilst leading a party of school children. Two of the boys are the Pet Shop Boys at a younger age and they run to the pier (Clacton Pier). In a building on the pier, the adult Neil is seeing an exotically dressed female fortune teller; as he leaves she uncovers her face to reveal that "she" is Chris Lowe. The young Neil and Chris (Nicholas and Jonathan Haley) look in a Victorian era Mutoscope and see a short bedroom farce: a slapstick performance featuring a squire (Chris Lowe) and a butler (Neil Tennant) making advances to a French maid (Barbara Windsor). The priest catches up with the boys and shouts more verses at them. The boys escape into the amusement arcade where they see a rock star (Neil Tennant) in a gold tasselled suit. Then they pass into a theatre, where they see a group of nuns perform a risqué dance routine to "It's a Sin". The priest catches up with them again and he takes them outside where it is now evening. On the pier, he commands twelve fishermen to haul a huge cross out of the sea and onto their ship.

The adult Neil and Chris pass three rappers performing "West End Girls" and go to buy a classic car. The salesman (Neil Dickson) insists on presenting his full sales spiel, so Neil and Chris try to interrupt. They pay for the car in cash and drive off with Chris at the wheel. In the car, the news report on the radio tells of a hitchhiker who has hacked to death three people who have given him lifts. Chris pulls over for a female hitchhiker whom they see on the roadside, but instead an elderly man (Joss Ackland) gets in after a scream and banging is heard. The passenger, who fits the description of the killer from the radio, offers strange and witty anecdotes to questions asked before turning on the radio, which plays "Always on My Mind". During the song, the passenger, with a mad look in his eyes, unpacks several knives from his bag then suddenly asks to be let out and the Pet Shop Boys continue unharmed.

They arrive at a transport cafe where they're sat next to a traveller (Gareth Hunt). Whilst 'Love Comes Quickly" plays on the jukebox, they order an inappropriate gourmet meal, but the waitress doesn't flinch. At another table a pilot (Neil Dickson, more or less reprising his lead role in Biggles: Adventures in Time), fiddles frustratedly with a hand-held computer game that says "divided by... divided by... zero" (taking lyrics from "Two divided by zero"). A voice from the traveller's briefcase asks to be let out and the traveller does so, revealing a ventriloquist's dummy. The dummy starts philosophising about the concept of time. He asks whether time can be likened to a teacup in that a teacup is no longer a teacup if no one has the intention to use it as such. To shut him up Neil puts a record on the jukebox ("Rent") and the wall of the cafe rises to reveal some dancers.

Meanwhile, the pilot is seen back in his office reading W.H. Newton-Smith's book 'A Structure of Time'. After a while he reaches a conclusion that "the dummy's a blasted existentialist". He boards his plane, determined to put an end to such daftness. Neil and Chris are driving along a country lane, when the pilot attacks. "Two Divided By Zero" is playing. The car is covered with bullet holes but the Pet Shop Boys drive on, again unharmed. The pilot's monologue piece is known to be extracted from Newton-Smith's book.

They stop by a telephone box which is being vandalised by a group of youths. Instead of attacking Neil, they politely open the door for him and he phones his mother (Barbara Windsor). The two of them exchange the lines to "What Have I Done to Deserve This?". At the end Neil puts his head against the broken glass on the door and blood appears.

In a suburban street a commuter leaves home and there is a scantily clad woman in his upstairs window. He is covered in flames but doesn't seem to notice. At the railway station, a zebra is led by two zebra-faced men into a goods van. Neil and Chris sit on the platform watching, then get into another van where a large snake coils itself around them. The van takes them to Paddington station.

At Paddington station, army soldiers stand guard and there is a limo waiting for Neil and Chris. They get in and drive through a tunnel as the chauffeur (Neil Dickson) quotes passages from Milton's Paradise Lost at them. They are driven through a battlefield with bombs exploding all around them. They pull up by a nightclub and Neil and Chris enter. They perform "One more chance" to a crowd of dancers. Each dancer has a number on their back. Once the song is finished, Neil and Chris walk up the stairs to leave and on their back are numbers too – except that both of them read "0".

Featured songs[edit]

The movie features the following Pet Shop Boys songs, either in their original form, played as background music or sung by the characters:

Soundtrack track listing[edit]

Although no formal soundtrack was released, there was a limited promotional cassette.

MC: Parlophone / TC-PSB1 (UK)[edit]

  1. "It couldn't happen here" – 5:17
  2. "Suburbia" – 5:07
  3. "It's a Sin" (Extended version) – 7:39
  4. "West End girls" – 4:41
  5. "Always on my mind" – 3:59
  6. "Rent" – 5:09
  7. "Two divided by zero" – 3:32
  8. "What have I done to deserve this?" (Extended version) – 6:53
  9. "King's Cross" – 5:11
  10. "One more chance" – 5:28
  11. "I want to wake up" – 5:09

Cast[edit]

Production[edit]

Development[edit]

The original idea of making a film emerged from the band's reluctance to go on tour. "We'd planned to do this very theatrical, elaborate tour last year, with the idea of filming it," Tennant said. "We'd hired theater directors and stage designers, then to our horror we discovered we couldn't afford to take the show on the road. That's when someone suggested making a full-length feature instead."[1]

The band hoped that a film would satisfy the fans' demand to see them in live action.[2]

"People wanted to see us, and the film seemed like a good idea," said Tennant.[3]

""We'd had such fun making our videos," Lowe said, "and the whole business of marrying sounds to images always intrigued us so much that a film seemed like the next logical step. It was something we always wanted to do."[1]

Jack Bond[edit]

Lowe and Tennant were introduced to Jack Bond who had made films at the BBC about Werner Herzog and Salvador Dali. The singers made general suggestions to the director but basically gave him a free hand.[1]

"The main thing was to avoid all those terrible 'pop-group-in-a-film' situations where inevitably they get caught up in a web of international intrigue," Tennant said. "Or those kind where there's interminable shots of the band rehearsing for 'The Big Show," said Lowe.[1]

Tennant said Bond, "just put us into our own songs or his idea of what our songs mean, but that doesn't mean this is just another rock video. Some people have criticized this as a long-form video, but 20 years ago, before there were videos, a movie made to music was considered a wonderful thing. I don't see why it shouldn't still be a wonderful thing."[4]

"We didn't want to do anything too literal, so it ended up being pretty surreal," said Tennant. "It's more like our version of the Beatles' 'Magical Mystery Tour' than 'A Hard Day's Night,' and it doesn't have a linear plot like a thriller. So it's really very impressionistic, and our songs help tell the story as much as the images."[1]

Filming took place over a month.[1]

The clip where a man exits the King's Cross Station on fire was to be deleted due to the King's Cross station fire, but it remained at the request of the victims' families.[5]

"I don't agree with all his visions," Tennant said of Bond later. "But that's OK. It doesn't worry me. That's the kind of person I am."[4]

Reception[edit]

The Los Angeles Times said the Pet Shop Boys "don't deserve the cruel fate they receive here. They are purveyors of pleasant and popular bubble-gum rock who have been caught up in what is essentially a string of MTV-type numbers overlaid with a pseudo-surreal style and snatches of confounding philosophical discourse that might have something to do with Einstein's theory of relativity (for all I know)."[6]

Proposed Sequel[edit]

After making the film, Lowe said, "The director (Jack Bond) is very keen to have us make another one. We're basically character actors, but maybe we could develop the characters a little more."[7]

"If we did another film, it would have to be another Pet Shop Boys film," said Lowe. "We're not into playing characters in somebody else's movie, like Sting. We'd rather just be the Pet Shop Boys."[4]

However the film was a critical and commercial failure. Tennant and Lowe said in 1988 that:

[Tennant:] It was like a Ken Russell film; there is no more unfashionable filmmaker today. People nowadays expect to have to understand everything. Twenty years ago, people would have thought it was wild because they didn't have the faintest idea what was going on. Now if it had been the story of the Pet Shop Boys meeting in an electrical shop in the King's Road, and making some demos and becoming famous, and ended with us rich and number one in America with `West End Girls'... [Lowe:] and then the Decline, and then the Comeback, and a great big hit song at the end, it would have worked, don't you think?[8]

Related media[edit]

The music video for the single "Always on My Mind" is a compilation of clips from the film.

The Variety Club Remix of the Saint Etienne single "Avenue" samples dialogue from the film. Saint Etienne are known for their fondness of the band, having sampled numerous Pet Shop Boys songs.

Video releases[edit]

It Couldn't Happen Here was available on VHS but this has now been discontinued. A Laserdisc release was also available in the US and Japan but was discontinued.

Pet Shop Boys have mentioned an eventual DVD release on their official site when questioned by fans, but nothing has been announced.

References[edit]

  1. ^ a b c d e f g PET SHOP BOYS ARE HOT VIA VIDEO: Blair, Iain. Chicago Tribune 29 Aug 1988: 2.
  2. ^ Chris Heath, Pet Shop Boys, Literally (1990).
  3. ^ POP MUSICHigh Gloss Pop: Pet Shop SoundsThe Pet Shop Boys swing to a different synthesizer Williams, Stephen. Newsda 22 May 1988: 15.
  4. ^ a b c PET SHOP BOYS Singers wonder what they've done to deserve this reputation as fakes Orange County Register 19 May 1988: K01.
  5. ^ Heath, Chris (2001). "King's Cross". Actually / Further Listening 1987–1988 (CD booklet). Pet Shop Boys. London: EMI Records. p. 21. 7243 530506 2 7 https://web.archive.org/web/20070927195718/http://www.petshopboys.net/html/interviews/actually010.shtml |archiveurl= missing title (help). Archived from the original on 27 September 2007.
  6. ^ Movie Reviews British Popsters in `It Couldn't Happen Here' Thomas, Kevin. Los Angeles Times 20 May 1988: 5.
  7. ^ MARTIN, CHARLIE SHEEN TEAM UP FOR A GI JAIL FILM: Beck, Marilyn. Chicago Tribune 19 May 1988: 8.
  8. ^ Angst You Can Dance To; The Pet Shop Boys, Blending Synth and Sensibility: Brown, Joe. The Washington Post 18 Dec 1988: g01.

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