Jess Conrad

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Jess Conrad OBE in 2014

Jess Conrad OBE (born Gerald Arthur James on 24 February 1936) is an actor and singer from England. As a boy he was nicknamed "Jesse" after American outlaw Jesse James; as there was already an actor named "Gerald James" in Actors Equity, a drama teacher who was a fan of Joseph Conrad suggested the stage name of "Jess Conrad".[1]


Having started his career as a repertory actor and film extra, Jess Conrad was cast in a television play Bye, Bye Barney as a pop singer.[2] He was noticed by Jack Good, who included him in his TV series Oh, Boy,[2] and then was signed to Decca Records and had a number of chart hits, including "Cherry Pie", "This Pullover", "Mystery Girl" and "Pretty Jenny"; also recording for Columbia, Pye President and EMI.

Between the late 1950s and mid-1960s, Conrad appeared in a number of films such as Serious Charge (uncredited), The Boys, Rag Doll, (filmed in 1960, and released in 1961); K.I.L. 1 and Konga as well as Michael Powell's The Queen's Guards.

During the 1970s, he spent some time in the stage shows Godspell and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat,[2] and also featured in a cameo role in the Sex Pistols film The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle.[2] In 1977, no fewer than seven of Conrad's singles were included in the 'World's Worst Record' list, chosen by listeners to Capital FM DJ Kenny Everett's show,[3] and "This Pullover", voted 6th worst song ever, later featured on The World's Worst Record Show, a 1978 LP dedicated to the songs voted for, together with two other Conrad recordings "Cherry Pie" and "Why Am I Living?"

Conrad also appeared in the 1984 TV series of Miss Marple, in the episode entitled The Body in the Library as Raymond Starr. He also starred in the 1993 film The Punk and the Princess.[4]

In the 1990s, Conrad made regular cameo appearances on Jim Davidson's revived version of The Generation Game on BBC1. Also in 1992, Conrad appeared in the Christmas Special of Big Break, also presented by Davidson and John Virgo. He was the "booby" prize of the show presented to Hi-de-Hi! actress Ruth Madoc. Contestants who failed to make the final of Big Break were often nearly given a box set of Conrad's hit singles.

Since then, Conrad has appeared in a number of documentaries and television programmes, often offering stories of violent encounters with other famous people. In a BBC Arena documentary about the legendary record producer Joe Meek, Conrad boasted of biting off part of the nose of the singer Heinz during a confrontation backstage at a package show in the early 1960s.[5][6] Similarly, in Sex, Secrets & Frankie Howerd, he told of threatening to cut off the comedian Frankie Howerd's ears when Howerd made undesired sexual advances to him in a dressing room.[7]

In the 2009 film Telstar: The Joe Meek Story, Conrad is played by Nigel Harman. Conrad himself appears in one scene, depicting his backstage fight with Heinz and his biting of Heinz's nose. Conrad also plays the role of Larry Parnes in the film.

Conrad is a Freemason and a member of Chelsea Lodge No. 3098, the membership of which is made up of entertainers.[8] He was appointed an Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) in the 2011 Queen's Birthday Honours for charitable services.[9]

Selected filmography[edit]


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  2. ^ a b c d Larkin C 'Virgin Encyclopedia of Sixties Music' (Muze UK Ltd, 1997) ISBN 0-7535-0149-X p125
  3. ^ Kenny Everett's The World's Worst Wireless Show –
  4. ^ Maidenhead Advertiser Online: Shane Richie talks panto from the spooky Hellfire caves
  5. ^ "The Strange Story of Joe Meek". IMDb. Retrieved 12 March 2011. 
  6. ^ "BBC: Jess Conrad bites off fellow singer Heinz's nose". BBC. Retrieved 20 March 2011. 
  7. ^ "Sex, Secrets & Frankie Howerd (2004 TV)". IMDb. Retrieved 12 March 2011. 
  8. ^ [1] Chelsea Lodge No. 3098 100 Years 1905–2005
  9. ^ "Viewing Page 9 of Issue 59808". 11 June 2011. Retrieved 31 December 2011. 

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