John Swartzwelder

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John Swartzwelder
Swartzwelder in a 1992 staff photo for The Simpsons
Swartzwelder in a 1992 staff photo for The Simpsons
BornJohn Joseph Swartzwelder Jr.
(1949-02-08) February 8, 1949 (age 73)
Seattle, Washington, U.S.
OccupationTelevision writer, novelist
PeriodThe Simpsons: 1990–2003, 2007
Novels: 2004–present
GenreObservational humor, surreal humor, black comedy, detective fiction, absurdism
SubjectThe Simpsons, Frank Burly

John Joseph Swartzwelder Jr. (born February 8, 1949)[1] is an American comedy writer and novelist, best known for his work on the animated television series The Simpsons. Born in Seattle, Washington, Swartzwelder began his career working in advertising. He was later hired to work on comedy series Saturday Night Live in the mid-1980s as a writer. He later contributed to fellow writer George Meyer's short-lived Army Man magazine, which led him to join the original writing team of The Simpsons, beginning in 1989.

He worked on The Simpsons as a writer and producer until 2003, and later contributed to The Simpsons Movie. He wrote the largest number of Simpsons episodes (59 full episodes, with contributions to several others) by a large margin.[2] After his retirement from the show, he began a career as a writer of self-published absurdist novels. He has written more than eleven novels, the most recent of which, The Spy With No Pants, was published in December 2020.

Swartzwelder is revered among comedy fans; his colleagues have called him among the best comedy writers. He is known for his reclusiveness, and gave his first media interview in 2021, 18 years after his final Simpsons episode.[3]

Early life[edit]

Swartzwelder was born in Seattle, Washington in 1949,[3] the son of Gloria Mae (Matthews) and John Joseph Swartzwelder, Sr.[1][4] He attended high school in Renton, Washington.[5]

Career[edit]

In 1983, Swartzwelder sent a joke submission to the writers of Late Night with David Letterman in 1983, which he signed but left no address. Writer Jim Downey traced Swartzwelder based on the Chicago postmark on the card via phone books at the New York Public Library.[6] After he contacted Swartzwelder's mother in Seattle, she redirected him to her son, who was then working at an advertising agency in Chicago. Downey described Swartzwelder's interview as "one of the most spectacularly awful in history"; it consisted of him entering David Letterman's office without permission, and discussing the state of television (that it was "all shit") while smoking and drinking. He was not hired for Letterman, but Downey hired him for Saturday Night Live (SNL) beginning in 1985.[6]

At SNL, Swartzwelder shared an office with Robert Smigel, and met George Meyer, who later proved instrumental in hiring him for The Simpsons.[7][8] During his time on SNL, he became known for writing odder material.[9] He was fired in mid-1986, which Smigel attributed to the network's pressure on show creator Lorne Michaels to make personnel changes.[7] Meyer quit SNL and created the magazine Army Man, recruiting Swartzwelder to help write it.[10] Meyer said of Army Man:

The only rule was that the stuff had to be funny and pretty short. To me, the quintessential Army Man joke was one of John Swartzwelder's: "They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?" It's a horrifying idea juxtaposed with something really banal — and yet there's a kind of logic to it. It's illuminating because it's kind of how Americans see things: life's a big jumble, but somehow it leads to something I can consume. I love that.[11]

In 1988, Sam Simon, a reader of Army Man, recruited Swartzwelder and Meyer to write for The Simpsons.[11] By 1994, with the show's sixth season, Swartzwelder was granted a special dispensation and allowed not to attend rewrite sessions with the rest of the staff, instead being allowed to send drafts of his scripts in from home so other writers could revise them as they saw fit. This was reportedly a result of Swartzwelder's heavy smoking coming into conflict with a newly implemented policy banning smoking in the writers' room.[12] Swartzwelder's scripts typically needed less rewriting than those of other writers, with about 50% being used.[13] According to Simpsons creator Matt Groening, Swartzwelder wrote Simpsons episodes sitting in a booth at a coffee shop "drinking copious amounts of coffee and smoking endless cigarettes". When California passed an anti-smoking law, Swartzwelder bought the booth and installed it in his house, allowing him to continue his process in peace.[12] In his only interview, given to the New Yorker in 2021, Swartzwelder said he had negotiated his contract to allow him to work from home, but that this had nothing to do with smoking; he also said he bought a new booth, rather than one from the diner.[3]

In 1996, Swartzwelder created and produced his own pilot presentation for Fox, Pistol Pete, a spoof of western films.[14] Starring Stephen Kearney, Mark Derwin, Lisa Robin Kelly, and Brian Doyle Murray, the pilot was shot using crew from the television series Gunsmoke at Swartzwelder's insistence. John Rich, veteran television director known for The Dick Van Dyke Show, All in the Family, and Gunsmoke, directed the pilot, which was shot at Veluzat Motion Picture Ranch. Fox passed on the pilot.[14] It eventually surfaced online in 2014.[15]

With the exception of his contributions to The Simpsons Movie,[16] released in 2007, Swartzwelder has been absent from The Simpsons writing staff since the fifteenth season (2003–04), with his last airing episode ("The Regina Monologues") actually being a "holdover" written for the fourteenth (2002–03) season. At 59 episodes, Swartzwelder has written more episodes than anybody else.[13]

Since leaving The Simpsons, Swartzwelder has taken up writing absurdist novels, beginning in 2004 with the publication of science fiction detective story The Time Machine Did It starring private investigator Frank Burly. The next year he published Double Wonderful, a Western, before returning to the Burly character for How I Conquered Your Planet in 2006, The Exploding Detective in 2007, Dead Men Scare Me Stupid in 2008, Earth vs. Everybody in 2009, The Last Detective Alive in 2010, The Fifty Foot Detective in 2011, and The Million Dollar Policeman in 2012. In 2014, a children's book written in the late 1970s by Swartzwelder and illustrated by David Schutten was published by Green House Books.[17] Swartzwelder self-publishes his books.[18]

Political views[edit]

Swartzwelder has been referred to as a libertarian and a "hardcore conservative".[9] He is a gun rights advocate, and despite having written many of the environmentally themed Simpsons episodes, he has been described as an "anti-environmentalist".[19] Simpsons writer David Cohen related a story of Swartzwelder going on an extended diatribe about how there is more rainforest on Earth now than there was 100 years ago.[19]

Reclusiveness[edit]

Swartzwelder is reclusive, and rarely makes media appearances.[13] At one point, fans of The Simpsons debated his existence online; some theorized that "John Swartzwelder" was actually a pseudonym for when writers did not want to take credit for an episode, or for episodes that were penned by several writers in concert.[20] Comedy writer Mike Sacks described Swartzwelder as the "Thomas Pynchon of the comedy world".[6]

Swartzwelder declined several requests to participate in the audio commentaries on The Simpsons DVD sets. Executive producer David Mirkin once invited Swartzwelder to make a brief appearance in a prerecorded bit in which he would be asked if he wanted to take part, to which he would respond with "No" as an ironic punchline, but he refused. During the recording of the 2006 commentary for the ninth-season episode "The Cartridge Family", show runner Mike Scully called Swartzwelder's home. After presumably speaking with him for a minute, the man on the other end of the phone said, "It's too bad this really isn't John Swartzwelder." Scully and the others laughed, replied "Bye, John". After he had hung up, Scully said, "I know he's gonna sue us."[21]

In 2016, Swartzwelder created a Twitter account. It was confirmed official by several of his former Simpsons colleagues.[22][23] The account only tweets excerpts from Swartzwelder's books.[23]

In 2021, Swartzwelder gave his only media interview, with Mike Sacks of The New Yorker.[3] Swartzwelder said he agreed to the interview out of his fondness for The New Yorker and the writers whose work it has published.[3] Swartzwelder said he was humbled by the praise he has received from colleagues and Simpsons fans, and that he was proud that The Simpsons encouraged fans to keep track of the writers of their favorite television shows.[24][25]

Legacy[edit]

Swartzwelder is revered among comedy fans.[6] Fellow Simpsons writers have spoken highly of his writing and impact on the show. Matt Selman wrote an article for Time about Swartzwelder, extolling him as "one of the greatest comedy minds of all time. He is the comedy writer whose words makes [sic] the best comedy writers in the world laugh out loud."[18] George Meyer said: "Even among comedy weirdos, he stands out. He's irreplaceable."[9] Fellow writer Dan Greaney described Swartzwelder as "the best writer in the world today in any medium".[13]

References on The Simpsons[edit]

Swartzwelder has been animated in the background of several episodes of The Simpsons. His animated likeness closely resembles musician David Crosby, which prompted Matt Groening to state that anytime that David Crosby appears in a scene for no apparent reason, it is really John Swartzwelder.[26] Groening said that the appearance of the character Herman was based on Swartzwelder, with the exception of his one arm.[27]

Filmography[edit]

Television[edit]

Year Film Role Notes
1985–86 Saturday Night Live Writer, 18 episodes Stars as a pirate in December 7, 1985 episode hosted by John Lithgow[28][29]
1987 Nightlife Writer, 1 episode
1988 Women in Prison Writer, 1 episode
1988 Mr. President Writer, 1 episode
1988 The Dictator Writer, 1 episode
1989–2003 The Simpsons Writer, 59 episodes, story editor, consultant, producer
1996 Pistol Pete Creator, executive producer, writer Unsold pilot for Fox Broadcasting Company

Film[edit]

Year Film Role Notes
2007 The Simpsons Movie Writer Additional credit for lyrics on "Spider Pig" and "Springfield Anthem"

Simpsons episodes[edit]

The Simpsons episodes written by Swartzwelder

Bibliography[edit]

The Frank Burly series[edit]

Novels[edit]

  • The Time Machine Did It (2004): ISBN 0-9755799-0-8
  • How I Conquered Your Planet (2006): ISBN 0-9755799-4-0
  • The Exploding Detective (2007): ISBN 0-9755799-6-7
  • Dead Men Scare Me Stupid (2008): ISBN 0-9755799-8-3
  • Earth vs. Everybody (2009): ISBN 0-9822736-0-6
  • The Last Detective Alive (2010): ISBN 0-9822736-2-2
  • The Fifty Foot Detective (2011): ISBN 0-9822736-4-9
  • The Million Dollar Policeman (2012): ISBN 0-9822736-6-5
  • Detective Made Easy (2013): ISBN 0-9822736-8-1
  • Burly Go Home (2017): ISBN 978-0989988506
  • The Spy With No Pants (2020): ISBN 0989988546

Short stories[edit]

  • The Monster That Wouldn't Sink: (A Frank Burly Short Story) (2015)
  • Earth's Biggest Fan: (A Frank Burly Short Story) (2015)

Standalones[edit]

Notes[edit]

  1. ^ With George Meyer, Sam Simon and Jon Vitti
  2. ^ "Bad Dream House" segment
  3. ^ With Sam Simon
  4. ^ Contributor
  5. ^ "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" segment
  6. ^ Teleplay, story by Bob Kushell

References[edit]

  1. ^ a b "John Swartzwelder Biography". Film Reference. Retrieved October 12, 2016.
  2. ^ "Episodes by writer". The Simpsons Archive. Archived from the original on July 10, 2007. Retrieved July 10, 2007.
  3. ^ a b c d e Sacks, Mike. "John Swartzwelder, sage of The Simpsons". The New Yorker. Retrieved May 2, 2021.
  4. ^ "John Swartzwelder Obituary". The Seattle Times. April 4, 2012.
  5. ^ "Renton High School - Illahee Yearbook (Renton, WA), Class of 1966, Page 137 of 232". E-Yearbook. Renton, Washington. Retrieved October 12, 2016.
  6. ^ a b c d Sacks, Mike (2014). Poking a Dead Frog: Conversations with Today's Top Comedy Writers. City of Westminster, London: Penguin Books. pp. 16–18. ISBN 978-0143123781.
  7. ^ a b Sacks 2014, p. 259.
  8. ^ Rabin, Nathan (August 4, 2004). "Robert Smigel". The A.V. Club. Archived from the original on May 5, 2006. Retrieved October 12, 2016. I actually shared a room with this guy John Swartzwelder, a legendary Simpsons writer.
  9. ^ a b c Sacks 2014, p. 373.
  10. ^ Finley, Adam (March 3, 2006). "In the Limelight: John Swartzwelder". tvsquad. Archived from the original on December 1, 2006. Retrieved October 12, 2016.
  11. ^ a b Owen, David (March 13, 2000). "Taking Humour Seriously". The New Yorker.
  12. ^ a b Groening, Matt (2006). The Simpsons The Complete Eighth Season DVD commentary for the episode "Grade School Confidential" (DVD). 20th Century Fox.
  13. ^ a b c d Scott, A. O. (November 4, 2001). "How 'The Simpsons' Survives". New York Times. Retrieved July 27, 2010.
  14. ^ a b Will Harris (June 27, 2013). "Pilot Error: The Legend of John Swartzwelder's 'Pistol Pete'". Antenna Free TV. Archived from the original on October 5, 2014. Retrieved June 29, 2015.
  15. ^ Adams, Erik (September 17, 2014). "Watch Pistol Pete, a failed pilot from Simpsons legend John Swartzwelder · Great Job, Internet!". The A.V. Club. Archived from the original on September 19, 2014. Retrieved October 12, 2016.
  16. ^ Scott, A. O. "John Swartzwelder". The New York Times. Retrieved May 3, 2007.
  17. ^ "Humor Novels By John Swartzwelder". Kenny Dale Books. Retrieved May 3, 2007.
  18. ^ a b Selman, Matt (April 12, 2008). "Swartzwelder the Great". Time. Retrieved June 29, 2015.
  19. ^ a b Cohen, David X. (2006). The Simpsons The Complete Eighth Season DVD commentary for the episode "The Old Man and the Lisa" (DVD). 20th Century Fox.
  20. ^ Groening, Matt; Jean, Al; Reiss, Mike; Lapidus, Adam; Moore, Rich (2004). The Simpsons The Complete Fourth Season DVD commentary for the episode "The Front" (DVD). 20th Century Fox.
  21. ^ Scully, Mike; Swartzwelder, John (2006). The Simpsons The Complete Ninth Season DVD commentary for the episode "The Cartridge Family" (DVD). 20th Century Fox.
  22. ^ Ledesma, Chris (July 31, 2016). "#TheSimpsons fans rejoice! John Swartzwelder is officially on Twitter @JJSwartzwelderpic.twitter.com/jBCYhPC73s". @mxedtr on Twitter. Retrieved January 14, 2018.
  23. ^ a b Barsanti, Sam (August 16, 2016). "Legendary Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder is using Twitter in the best/worst way". News. Retrieved January 14, 2018.
  24. ^ "'Simpsons' Legendary Writer John Swartzwelder Discusses Darkest Episode in First Major Interview". The Hollywood Reporter. May 2, 2021.
  25. ^ "Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder gives rare interview". The A.V. Club. Retrieved May 2, 2021.
  26. ^ Groening, Matt (2005). The Simpsons The Complete Seventh Season DVD commentary for the episode "Bart the Fink" (DVD). 20th Century Fox.
  27. ^ Groening, Matt (2001). The Simpsons The Complete First Season DVD commentary for the episode "Bart the General" (DVD). 20th Century Fox.
  28. ^ "Saturday Night Live S11E04 - John Lithgow". December 7, 1985. Retrieved May 23, 2021.
  29. ^ "December 7, 1985 – John Lithgow / Mr. Mister (S11 E4)". The 'One SNL a Day' Project. March 15, 2019. Retrieved May 23, 2021.

Sources[edit]

  • Sacks, Mike (2014). And Here's the Kicker: Conversations with 21 Top Humor Writers. New York: Writers House. ISBN 978-1630640118.

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