Juliana's Pony: Total System Failure

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Juliana's Pony: Total System Failure
Juliana Hatfield - Juliana's Pony-Total System Failure.jpg
Studio album by Juliana Hatfield
Released May 16, 2000
Recorded Fort Apache Studios, Cambridge, Massachusetts
Genre Alternative rock
Length 38:22
Label Zoë Records
Producer Juliana Hatfield
Juliana Hatfield chronology
Beautiful Creature
(2000)Beautiful Creature2000
Juliana's Pony: Total System Failure
Gold Stars 1992–2002: The Juliana Hatfield Collection
(2002)Gold Stars 1992–2002: The Juliana Hatfield Collection2002
Professional ratings
Aggregate scores
Source Rating
Metacritic 35/100[1]
Review scores
Source Rating
Allmusic 2/5 stars link
Robert Christgau (2-star Honorable Mention)[2]

Juliana's Pony: Total System Failure is the fifth album by Juliana Hatfield, released in 2000. Of note about this album is that the songs "Total System Failure" and "Leather Pants" use the same music with different lyrics.

Track listing[edit]

No. Title Writer(s) Length
1. "White Thrash" Hatfield 0:15
2. "Metal Fume Fever" Hatfield and Mikey Welsh 2:00
3. "Houseboy" Hatfield and Welsh 2:44
4. "Road Wrath" Hatfield and Welsh 3:36
5. "Let's Get Married" Hatfield 2:30
6. "Breeders" Hatfield and Welsh 2:54
7. "My Protégée" Hatfield 3:43
8. "Total System Failure" Hatfield 3:12
9. "The Victim" Hatfield 2:50
10. "Using You" Hatfield 4:11
11. "Leather Pants" Hatfield 2:52
12. "Noblesse Oblige" Hatfield 4:00
13. "Ten Foot Pole" Hatfield 3:35
Total length: 38:22



  • Producer: Juliana Hatfield
  • Engineer: Brian Brown
  • Mastering: Brian Lee
  • Photography: Juliana Hatfield, Mikey Welsh