List of Celebrity Deathmatch episodes
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|First aired||Last aired||Network|
|Pilots||2||January 1, 1998||January 25, 1998||MTV|
|1||12||May 14, 1998||October 22, 1998|
|2||21||January 31, 1999||November 11, 1999|
|3||25||January 27, 2000||February 11, 2001|
|4||19||July 22, 2001||June 6, 2002|
|5||8||June 10, 2006||July 29, 2006||MTV2|
|6||8||February 9, 2007||March 30, 2007|
Pilot episodes (1998)
|Title||Fight 1||Fight 2||Fight 3||Original air date|
|"Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson"||Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson||N/A||N/A||January 1, 1998|
|Marilyn Manson pulls Charles Manson's skeleton out through his mouth ("The Tunisian Skeleton Pull of Death"). Also featuring Marv Albert.|
|"Deathbowl '98"||Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Howard Stern||Pamela Anderson vs. RuPaul||Spice Girls vs. Hanson||January 25, 1998|
Fight 1: Howard Stern releases his corrosive flatulence on Kathie Lee Gifford, causing her to be melted.
Fight 2: Pam Anderson shoved RuPaul's shoe through her eye socket. Also featuring Marv Albert (guest commentator).Fight 3: Both Hanson and The Spice Girls are crushed by the light rigging after Marilyn Manson cuts through the supports with a chainsaw. His motive for doing this was explained in a pre-fight interview from earlier in the episode, in which Manson expressed his dislike for both bands.
Season 1 (1998)
|Title||Fight 1||Fight 2||Fight 3||Original air date|
|1||1||"Seinfeld's Last Stand"||Hillary Clinton vs. Monica Lewinsky||Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey||Tim Allen vs. Jerry Seinfeld||May 14, 1998|
Fight 1: Bill Clinton accidentally tells Paula Jones to "Grab [my] nuts" through Stacy Cornbred's microphone so he could have the peanuts he ordered earlier. This was misunderstood by both combatants, who turned on him. Bill then fled the arena in a Secret Service helicopter. Gennifer Flowers is accidentally hit in the face with Monica's trap-bladed beret thrown at Hillary. Featuring Bill Clinton, Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers.
Fight 2: Jim Carrey's head explodes when Mariah Carey sang and held a very high note, much to the displeasure of every spectator and arena staff. Featuring Drew Carey.
Fight 3: Tim and Jerry both fought poorly throughout the entire fight until Jerry's co-stars, who were spectators, got into the ring and killed Jerry, feeling that he betrayed them all by ending Seinfeld. Mills Lane accidentally throws a wrench at Don King's head. Featuring Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards.Note: This episode aired the exact same night as the Seinfeld series finale.
|2||2||"Where is Stallone?"||Rosie O'Donnell vs. Oprah Winfrey||Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher||Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sylvester Stallone||May 21, 1998|
Fight 1: Jerry Springer interfered with both combatants, causing a double disqualification and challenged the two for a match individually, postponing the fight to a later date. A popcorn vendor is crushed when Oprah accidentally knocks down a spotlight on top of him.
Fight 2: Both Liam's and Noel Gallagher's heads are smashed by Gallagher's mallet.Fight 3: In a bizarre twist, both fighters punched and knocked each other out, prompting referee Mills Lane to count them out. Arnold managed to stand up, but Sylvester sweep-kicked him to the floor as he stood up. Mills then declared Sylvester the winner. Arnold Schwarzenegger flicked a cigar into the audience that landed in Don King's hair, setting him on fire and eventually burning him alive. Also featuring Adrian Zmed.
|3||3||"The Mystery of the Loch Ness Monster"||Bigfoot vs. Loch Ness Monster||Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler||David Letterman vs. Jay Leno||May 28, 1998|
Fight 1: Bigfoot is sliced in half by the Loch Ness Monster's tail 6 seconds into the match. Don King is sliced in half by Loch Ness Monster's tail, and several audience members are crushed and eaten by the Loch Ness Monster. Also featuring Fran Drescher, Sean Connery, Mike Tyson, Pauly Shore and Carrot Top.
Fight 2: Mick Jagger stabs Steven Tyler through the chest with his gigantic tongue.Fight 3: The fight takes place in an electrified steel cage. Both David Letterman and Jay Leno are crushed by the electrocuted Loch Ness Monster and the electric fence. Also featuring Johnny Carson (as a guest referee, mysteriously disappears after beginning the fight), Loch Ness Monster, Fran Drescher and Ed McMahon.
|4||4||"Celebrity Deathmatch Goes to the Movies"||Roger Ebert vs. Gene Siskel||Dean Martin vs. Jerry Lewis||Spike Lee vs. Quentin Tarantino||June 11, 1998|
Fight 1: Siskel spins Ebert around by his thumb until the finger binds that hold their thumbs together break, sending Ebert flying into the support beam of the commentator's booth, splitting his skull in half. When Ebert hits the commentator's booth, Nick Diamond is thrown from the booth and put into a coma. Also featuring Spike Lee and Quentin Tarantino.Woody Allen karate chops him in the throat. Quentin Tarantino's ribcage is ripped out by Woody Allen. Also featuring Soon-Yi Previn.
|5||5||"Nick in a Coma"||Cindy Crawford vs. Janeane Garofalo||Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia||Jerry Springer vs. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Oprah Winfrey||July 23, 1998|
Fight 1: Both fighters knocked each other out, to which Mills Lane called the match a draw. Both fighters decided on forfeits prior to the match, which both had to abide by. Also featuring Jack Nicholson (guest commentator replacing Nick Diamond throughout the episode).
Fight 2: This fight was a morphine-induced dream Nick Diamond has when Nicky Jr. was trying to call a nurse. The dream simply ends with both fighters punching each other. Also featuring Stacy Cornbred and Jimi Hendrix as a guest referee.Fight 3: The fight takes place in the Dome of Devastation. Jerry Springer is ripped in half like a wishbone by Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie is diced up into cubes as Oprah shoves her through the Dome of Devastation. Also featuring Leonardo DiCaprio who challenges Nicholson to a match.
|6||6||"Nick Returns"||Fiona Apple vs. John Popper||Christopher Walken vs. Gary Oldman||Garth Brooks vs. Marilyn Manson||July 30, 1998|
Fight 1: Fiona Apple is rolled over by John Popper and flattened. Also featuring Lenny Stanton, the executive producer's son as a guest commentator replacing Nick Diamond.
Fight 2: Gary Oldman's head is crushed in Christopher Walken's hands.Fight 3: Garth Brooks' brain falls out after Marilyn Manson blew the top of his head off with his guitar. All three members of Hanson are sliced to pieces by a chainsaw held by Zac Hanson while attempting crush Marylin Manson like he did with them by cutting down the rafters.
|7||7||"Presented by Big Bull Beer"||Aretha Franklin vs. Barbra Streisand||Bill Gates vs. Michael Flatley||Leonardo DiCaprio vs. Jack Nicholson||August 6, 1998|
Fight 1: The first "Battle of the Devastating Divas". Both contestants fought with medieval weaponry. Barbra Streisand melts after drinking a bucket of water that Aretha Franklin had contaminated with the bubonic plague.
Fight 2: Bill and Michael were forced to fight because of a clerical error, since they had no sort of rivalry. Gates and Flatley are both slammed repeatedly in the ring by a robot version of Michael Flatley that Bill Gates built until both fighters broke into pieces.Fight 3: Jack Nicholson slams Leo's face into the turnbuckle until his face caves into his skull. However, Leo survives the attack. A riot ensued when female DiCaprio fans saw what Jack had done to Leo's face.
|8||8||"The Missing Girl"||Puff Daddy vs. Trent Reznor||David Hasselhoff vs. John Tesh||Bruce Willis and Demi Moore vs. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman||August 13, 1998|
Fight 1: Trent Reznor is sliced to bits by vinyl records thrown by Puff Diddy. Puff Diddy is sliced to bits by Trent Reznor's projectile "Nine Inch Nails" (finger nails). Mills Lane later puts the pieces together in an amalgamation of both musicians.
Fight 2: Both fighters had the chance to choose a setting of how the ring would look for the fight by coin-toss. John wanted the set of Entertainment Tonight, while David wanted a Baywatch-like setting. In the end Hasselhoff won and got a ring set up to look like a beach. John Tesh is crushed by KITT when David Hasselhoff asks him for help after his face gets torn off. David Hasselhoff's face and skull are ripped off when John Tesh unfolds an umbrella in his head. He collapses on top of KITT after the fight. Also featuring Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Spade and Steven SeagalFight 3: Stone Cold Steve Austin slams Tom Cruise's and Bruce Willis' heads together when they pulled on the missing girl's arms to see who gets to save her.
|9||9||"Fandemonium I"||Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Vince McMahon||Adam Sandler vs. Chris Rock||Carmen Electra vs. Jenny McCarthy||August 20, 1998|
Fight 1: Vince McMahon is hit with the Stone Cold Stunner, which breaks his neck. Austin then beats the corpse to pieces with The Undertaker's tombstone gift, then throws the pieces into a casket, which is dragged out into a field and set on fire offscreen due to Austin's playing to the crowd.
Fight 2: Both fighters refused to fight, much to the displeasure of the fans. Mills Lane turned on the Fan of Fandemonium, a giant razor-bladed fan, which would slowly descend into the ring until there was a winner or both fighters would be sliced to pieces. Chris Rock does a Mexican liver punch and throws Adam Sandler outside the ring, impaling him on the control lever of the Fan of Fandemonium control panel, which then electrocutes him. After winning, security still wouldn't allow Rock to escape the ring, so he was chopped up by the Fan of Fandemonium as it malfunctioned. In Season 5, it shows that Chris Rock and Adam Sandler were both alive after their match.Fight 3: The contestants fought in a ring full of mud while wearing tiny bikinis, per fans' requests. Howard Stern tries to release his signature super fart move, which launches him as a missile into Carmen, causing Howard to grab Carmen Electra and crush her into a wall when they crash into it. Also featuring Gary Dell'Abate, Stern's producer.
|10||10||"Battle of the Bulls"||David Spade vs. Steven Seagal||Charles, Prince of Wales vs. Prince||Michael Jordan vs. Dennis Rodman||August 27, 1998|
Fight 1: A grudge match. David Spade had enraged Steven Seagal during the "Missing Girl" episode and challenged him to a fight. Spade uses the waistband of his underwear as a slingshot to shoot one of Scottie Pippen's NBA championship rings through Segal's head. Also featuring Spike Lee.
Fight 2: Charles, Prince of Wales smashes Prince's head into his body with a croquet mallet. Also featuring Elizabeth II.Fight 3: The fighters were provided with basketballs to attack each other. Michael Jordan stuffs a basketball into Dennis Rodman's mouth and slam dunks him into a garbage can.
|11||11||"37th Annual Sci-Fi Fight Night"||Celine Dion vs. Keith Flint||Zatar the Alien vs. Nick Diamond||David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson vs. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith||October 15, 1998|
Fight 1: This fight wasn't planned. Celine was singing the national anthem when Keith attacked her from behind. Keith Flint's head is ripped off and eaten by Celine Dion, who then reveals herself to be Zatar the Alien. Zatar possesses Don King, causing him to faint after Zatar delivers a message through him.
Fight 2: This fight also wasn't planned. It was a Sci-Fi Q&A segment with Peter and Mark until Zatar killed them, enraging Nick to leave the booth and end Zatar's disruptive behavior. Two security guards accidentally shock each other while trying to stun Zatar with stun rods, who is dancing on the head of a catatonic Don King. Mark Hamill's and Peter Mayhew's heads are repeatedly slammed into the canvas by Zatar until both of them explode. Nick Diamond shoves his hand through Zatar's eyeball and pulls out his brains.Fight 3: The actors are dressed as their respective roles in sci-fi: The X-Files and Men in Black. Will Smith accidentally vaporizes himself and Tommy Lee Jones after holding a ray gun backwards.
|12||12||"Masters of the Martial Arts"||Roseanne Barr vs. Kelsey Grammer||Brandy Norwood vs. Courtney Love||Jackie Chan vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme||October 22, 1998|
Fight 1: After being pinned under Roseanne for two rounds, Kelsey escaped the pin by slipping out of his own skin. Roseanne had a heart attack when she saw Kelsey's skinless body and promptly died.
Fight 2: Courtney Love is mauled to pieces by an angry mama bear when Brandy tried to give Courtney its cub as a peace-offering.Fight 3: Jean Claude Van Damme, thinking guest referee Chuck Norris was his opponent, kicked him cleanly in half through his waist. He was later reprimanded by Mills Lane when he reveals that he's supposed to be fighting Jackie Chan and not Norris. Jackie Chan ripped the arms off of Chuck Norris's corpse and decapitated Jean-Claude with them.
Season 2 (1999)
|Title||Fight 1||Fight 2||Fight 3||Original air date|
|13||1||"Deathbowl '99"||Dolly Parton vs. Jennifer Lopez||Michael Jackson vs. Madonna||Evander Holyfield vs. Mike Tyson||January 31, 1999|
Fight 1: Dolly Parton floats into space and explodes after her breasts are over-inflated by her special breast enlarging armor. Both ladies fight with special armor that could enlarge their body parts at will. Dolly's enlarge her breasts and Jennifer's enlarge her ass. Featuring Michael Buffer and Ruth Westheimer (as a guest commentator).
Fight 2: Michael Jackson turns himself into a hamster using Moonwalker magic and gets kicked into the pool of acid by Madonna. This fight wasn't planned. It is a performance by Madonna when Michael Jackson interrupted. The fight takes place in a ring surrounded by a pool of hydrochloric acid.Fight 3: Mike Tyson pushes Evander off the roof of a condemned building into a TNT plunger placed by a nearby demo-team. Tyson is blown to pieces as the building came down. Nick then quips Mike the "raining champion." The fight spilled outside of the Deathmatch Arena into a hotel, a tavern and a rooftop of an evicted apartment complex.
|14||2||"Battle of the Boys with Toys"||Ice Cube vs. Ice-T||Al Pacino vs. Robert De Niro||Backstreet Boys vs. Beastie Boys||February 4, 1999|
Fight 1: Featuring Vanilla Ice. The ring is turned into an ice skating rink, completing the "Better Ice" theme. Ice Cube freezes after falling beneath the ice rink. Later unfrozen after his ice block crushes Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Ice runs over Ice-T with an Ice resurfacer. Vanilla Ice is crushed by the frozen Ice Cube, who had been hanging above the ring on a crane.
Fight 2: The first "Actor's Showcase Showdown". Both contestants fight while playing characters from their movies. Al Pacino's head is destroyed after being whacked repeatedly with Nelson de la Rosa when De Niro was still in his Al Capone character. Featuring Marlon Brando (as a guest referee) and Nelson de la Rosa.Fight 3: The bands fight each other in giant mech robots. Howie D.'s face is blasted off by a laser beam from the Beastie Boys' robot. Marlon Brando is shoved into the Backstreet Boys' robot's exhaust pipe by the Beastie Boys. The Backstreet Boys are crushed inside their robot's cockpit when the Beastie Boys launched a fist rocket at their robot.
|15||3||"Magic, Flashbacks and Pregnancies"||Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless||Boy George vs. Don Johnson||Penn & Teller vs. Siegfried & Roy||February 11, 1999|
Fight 1: The fight takes place in a ring with office props from Ally McBeal while Lucy fights dressed as Xena. Calista launches herself from the ropes to attack Lucy, but Lucy ducks, causing Calista's head to get crammed inside Lucy's ass. Lucy slams herself into the canvas from a turnpost, trapping Calista inside herself until after the main event, when Calista is birthed out of Lucy Lawless alive. Featuring Maya Angelou and Dennis Franz
Fight 2: This fight is from a video found in a time capsule (dating back to 1985) after digging through the rubble from the previous episode's main event. Guest referee Ronald Reagan, believing Boy George is a woman, attacks Don Johnson to prevent him from harming Boy George any further. Johnson refuses to back down, so Reagan stuns him with a blow to the neck and then jumped off a turnbuckle onto Don's head, crushing it. Ruhollah Khomeini is disintegrated by a laser from Reagan's "Star Wars" satellite defense program. Also featuring Philip Michael Thomas, Cyndi Lauper, and Mr. T.Fight 3: Penn Jillette pulls Roy's brain out, but Siegfried charms it back into his head. Teller launches himself from a missile launcher and blows Siegfried up on contact. Roy's white tiger eats Penn.
|16||4||"The Time Machine"||Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox vs. Lisa Kudrow||Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore||Mahatma Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan||February 18, 1999|
Fight 1: David Schwimmer is launched from an ejection seat on a couch and into the sitcom set wall. He, as well as Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow, are crushed when the set collapsed. Featuring James Caan, Matt LeBlanc, and Matthew Perry
Fight 2: Roger Moore borrows a giant boulder from a cave woman and crushes Sean Connery under it.Fight 3: The two fighters' personalities are switched around due to a malfunction in the Time Machine, making Gandhi stronger and Genghis Khan weaker. Mahatma Gandhi tosses Genghis Khan under the ring and crushes him with it.
|17||5||"The Unknown Murderer"||Moses vs. Ramesses II||Geraldo Rivera vs. Larry King||Neve Campbell vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar||February 25, 1999|
Fight 2: Viewers could call the fighters in this bout to tell them what they want to do to his opponent, a format similar to Larry King Live. Drew Barrymore's face is smashed in by the mystery killer. Larry King is crushed under a desk by Geraldo. Jamie Lee Curtis is slashed to death by the mystery killer.Fight 3: Jennifer Love Hewitt is slashed to death by the mystery killer.
|18||6||"Celebrity Deathmatch International"||Mel Gibson vs. Paul Hogan||Antonio Banderas vs. Cheech Marin||Bono vs. Fabio Lanzoni vs. Yoko Ono||March 4, 1999|
Fight 1: This fight is taped in an arena in Sydney. Paul Hogan is impaled with a sharpened pole by Gibson and is then tossed onto a barbecue grill to get fried. Natalie Imbruglia is decapitated by a boomerang that Paul throws at Mel.
Fight 2: This fight was taped in an arena in Havana. Guest referee Fidel Castro's intestines fall out after Antonio Banderas blindly cuts him up. Antonio Banderas is repeatedly whacked like a piñata until his insides fall out. Featuring Andrés Cantor as a guest commentator.Fight 3: This fight is taped in an arena in The Hague. Bono's head is crushed by Yoko Ono's statue. Yoko Ono is crushed in a folding couch by Fabio. Andrés Cantor is knocked out of the commentator booth by Johnny when he became too irritating.
|19||7||"The End of the Real World"||Tyra Banks vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Kate Moss||Busta Rhymes vs. William Shakespeare||Jacinda Barrett vs. Jon Brennan vs. David "Puck" Rainey vs. Tami Roman||March 18, 1999|
Fight 1: Tyra Banks, Claudia Schiffer, and Kate Moss rip each other apart until all three are left as hideously deformed, yet still walking clumps.
Fight 2: Busta Rhymes runs into the time machine and is transported back to Shakespeare's time, making Shakespeare and Rhymes the winners by default.Fight 3: The ring is set up like a house from "The Real World". Jacinda Barrett is beaten to death after being voted off. Tami Roman's head is crushed by Puck's bicycle. David "Puck" Rainey is thrown off his bike into a tank of piranhas, which tear him apart.
|20||8||"Celebrity Deathmatch The Motion Picture"||Martin Scorsese vs. Oliver Stone||Groucho Marx vs. John Wayne||Cameron Diaz vs. Meryl Streep||April 29, 1999|
Fight 1: The fighters fight to see who would direct the Celebrity Deathmatch movie. Martin Scorsese is decapitated by Oliver Stone's director's slate. Oliver Stone is impaled through the eye by a camera that falls from a helicopter.
Fight 2: The second fight from the Deathmatch Vault, taped in the 1950s. Both contestants are allowed to use props from their movies. Groucho uses comedy slapstick material and Wayne uses cowboy tools. John Wayne's head gets sliced after he was kicked into Harpo Marx's harp by Groucho. Also featuring Chico Marx.Fight 3: This fight is supposed to be acted out and staged with Streep as the loser, but Streep takes her role too seriously, knocking Cameron Diaz down with a boom mike and then electrocutes her with it.
|21||9||"Cable Day"||Emeril Lagasse vs. Two Fat Ladies||Jesse Camp vs. Matt Pinfield||Pat Sajak vs. Alex Trebek||May 6, 1999|
Fight 1: Emeril Bagasse is cooked into a meal.
Fight 2: Jesse Camp Jesse's idiosyncratic speech and voice cause Mills Lane to believe that Jesse has brain damage. Mills "euthanizes" him by hitting an elbow drop on his neck, breaking it. Featuring Monica.Fight 3: Alex Trebek is repeatedly crushed to death when he is forced into a compactor-device adorned with spikes whenever he answers his questions incorrectly. Pat Sajak is sliced up by the rapidly spinning wheel after he is lowered into it after incorrectly guessing the Puzzle of Punishment phrase.
|22||10||"4th of July Celebration"||Bill Clinton vs. Ken Starr||James Van Der Beek vs. Saddam Hussein||Abraham Lincoln vs. George Washington||July 1, 1999|
Fight 1: A special device is placed in the arena to determine how popular the fighters are with the crowd throughout the match. Whenever the fighters' popularity decreases, they receive a shock to the behind. Ken Starr is thrown into the Liberty Bell, causing his head to explode. Featuring Hillary Clinton.
Fight 2: Bill Clinton dies after eating Saddam's burgers, which are infected with mad cow disease. Saddam Hussein is wrapped in the American flag and beaten to death with a flag pole. After killing Saddam, James Van Der Beek is arrested for desecrating an American flag, making the fight a no contest.Fight 3: Theodore Roosevelt decapitates Richard Nixon with a metal stick because Nixon was spying on him and Lincoln with a reel-to-reel audio recorder, in reference to the Watergate scandal. George Washington's body is blown up by fireworks. After Lincoln is declared the winner, both Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt are decapitated by some loose fireworks in the arena.
|23||11||"Family Night I"||Charlie Sheen vs. Emilio Estevez||Donny and Marie Osmond vs. Eric and Julia Roberts||Jerry and Ben Stiller vs. Bob and Jakob Dylan||July 8, 1999|
Fight 1: Emilio Estevez hires some prostitutes to distract Charlie while fighting. When the prostitutes are about to kill Charlie, they ask Emilio for their pay. But when Emilio can't pay them in cash, they rip him apart.
Fight 2: Donny and Marie Osmond argue during the match after Donny uses profane language. Their argument ends with both of them chewing each other's heads off (The Mormon Munch).Fight 3: Jerry Stiller screams into Jakob Dylan's ear, causing his brain to explode. Bob Dylan electrocutes Ben Stiller using a lightning blast from a special suit he wore that allowed him to manipulate electric currents while plugged into an electric socket. Jerry Stiller electrocutes Sid Figgle by pushing him onto the electric Bob Dylan. Sid's belt buckle re-directs the electricity into Bob Dylan and kills him.
|24||12||"Censoring Problems"||Ron Jeremy vs. Tommy Lee||Alanis Morissette vs. Jewel||The Three Stooges vs. The Three Tenors||July 15, 1999|
Fight 1: The fighters wear rooster costumes in a mock "cock" fight in an underground dirt ring. Ron Jeremy is stabbed in the eye by Tommy Lee's erection.
Fight 2: This fight is a ladder match with a giant sack of money hanging over the ring. Jewel Alanis drops a bag of money on Jewel, turning her into a hockey puck. Alanis then whacks her into the light rigging, electrocuting her.Fight 3: Moe tosses Plácido Domingo into the time machine and uses it to quickly age Domingo until he turned into dust. Moe Howard is impaled through the eye with a plunger handle. In an attempt to make himself younger using the time machine, Larry Fine accidentally turns back into a sperm cell. He dies after he launches himself into Pavarotti's eye. Curly smashes José Carreras' face in with a reverse headbutt. Curly rips off Luciano Pavarotti's face.
|25||13||"Salute to Laughter"||Carrot Top vs. Dennis Miller||Rodney Dangerfield vs. Don Rickles||Billy Crystal vs. Whoopi Goldberg vs. Robin Williams||July 22, 1999|
Fight 1: Both comedians use their comedic shtick against each other. Dennis uses obscure pop-culture references with biting wit and Carrot Top uses his box of props. Carrot Top pops after being inflated and turned into a balloon animal.
Fight 2: This fight takes place in a ring with a giant grill in the middle, literally making it a celebrity "roast". Rodney Dangerfield punches Don Rickles until he is reduced to pieces and then cooks him on a grill.Fight 3: This fight begins as a comedy act fund-raiser for the Celebrity Deathmatch Rehabilitation Clinic, where losing Deathmatch contestants are nursed back to health. Billy Crystal is decapitated by Robin Williams. Robin Williams is cut in half by Whoopi Goldberg.
|26||14||"The Laser Pointer"||Elton John vs. Ozzy Osbourne||Sandra Bernhard vs. Martha Stewart||Tom Hanks vs. Sean Penn||July 29, 1999|
|paparazzo, Tom gets angry because Sean doesn't allow a regular person to make a living and tears out Sean's spine and spleen.|
|27||15||"Robot Nicky"||Gary Coleman vs. Ricky Schroder||Lauryn Hill vs. Shania Twain||Hugh Grant vs. All Comers (Clint Eastwood, Harvey Keitel and Andy Dick)||August 5, 1999|
Fight 1: Ricky Schroder's body parts are kicked from him, putting him at Gary Coleman's height. Coleman jumps on his stomach and launches his head off. After the fight, Sammo Hung comes down to the ring, challenging Dennis Franz to a fight.
Fight 2: Lauryn Hill's corner is an actual street corner torn up from Newark, New Jersey and fashioned with street-related and weapons, while Shania Twain's corner is decorated like a farm, complete with farm implements to be used as weapons. Shania Twain's brain is sucked out by a milking machine.Fight 3: Hugh Grant is on vacation with Nick, so they put robots in their place to fight and host. Clint Eastwood is turned to dust after Hugh Grant jumps on him. Harvey Keitel is smashed into a brick wall after being launched from the ropes. Andy Dick tears Robot Hugh Grant's heart out, only to find that he was fighting a robot. Diamond Johnny rips out Robot Nick's heart when he became too annoying.
|28||16||"The Prophecy"||Dennis Franz vs. Sammo Hung||Chris Tucker vs. Steven Wright||Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Winona Ryder||October 7, 1999|
Fight 1: A grudge match (Franz's co-star, Ricky Schroder, was killed in a previous Deathmatch by Hung's student, Gary Coleman). Sammy Hung's arms and legs are removed and then crushed when Dennis Franz jumps from the turnbuckle.
Fight 2: Steven Wright's intestines are pulled out through his mouth by Chris Tucker.Fight 3: The fight takes place inside the Dome of Devastation with everyday house objects attached to the walls. Gwyneth Paltrow is sliced in half when Winona slams the dome shut on her waist while holding her half-inside and half-outside the dome.
|29||17||"In the Memory of Stacey Cornbred"||Bette Midler vs. Cher||Roberto Benigni vs. Benito Mussolini||Nicolas Cage vs. John Travolta||October 14, 1999|
Fight 1: The second "Battle of the Devastating Divas". The fighters are given roadway construction equipment to fight with. Bette Milder pours hot tar over Cher's body and then flattens her head with a steamroller. Featuring Minkie Laboosh.
Fight 2: Benito Mussolini is impaled by Roberto Benigni when he accidentally shoots himself out of a tank cannon.Fight 3: The fighters in this fight have their faces and buttocks exchanged. John Travolta removes Nicolas Cage's buttocks from himself and repeatedly hits Cage's head with it. Travolta then takes back his own posterior.
|30||18||"From the Streets of New York"||N/A||N/A||N/A||October 21, 1999|
|A clip show from the streets of New York City.|
|31||19||"Halloween Episode I"||Frankenstein's monster vs. Werewolf||The Undertaker vs. Captain Doody (Nicky Jr.)||KISS vs. NSYNC||October 28, 1999|
Fight 1: The ring is decorated with a graveyard theme. When the Werewolf turned back into a human, The Wolfman attempts to disqualify Frankenstein by saying he is already dead. Mills declares the Werewolf the winner until Frankenstein crushes the Werewolf's head, stealing the win from Werewolf. Featuring The Undertaker as a guest commentator.
Fight 2: This fight wasn't planned. Captain Doody possesses Nicky Jr., and Nick cries out to the Undertaker for help. The Undertaker complies, claiming that "I'm the only evil guy on this show!" The Undertaker delivers his finishing move—the Tombstone Piledriver—to Captain Doody, ending his possession of Nicky Jr. Captain Doody flies out of Nicky Jr.'s body and into a nearby popcorn vendor. Featuring Bob Saget.Fight 3: JC Chasez is blown up by Paul Stanley's eye laser so it would be a fair fight (KISS has four members while NSYNC has five). While attempting to use a top-rope attack on Chris Kirkpatrick, Peter Criss falls off the turnbuckle and cracks his skull on the ring steps. Lance Bass is sliced deli-style by Paul Stanley's eye laser. Ace Frehley uses his signature move "Frehley's Comet" to flatten Justin Timberlake against the canvas by jumping with him off the turnbuckle. Frehley then uses his guitar as a raygun to disintegrate Timberlake's remains. Ace Freely crushes Joey Fatone's head with his guitar. Gene Simmons tries to incinerate Chris Kirkpatrick with his fiery breath but Chris dodges the blast and hits Paul Stanley instead, completely incinerating him. Ace Frehley shoots balloons that Gene Simmons is tied to, who then falls and crushes Kirkpatrick.
|32||20||"High-Tech Fighting"||Billy Blanks vs. Richard Simmons||Don King vs. Donald Trump||Brad Pitt vs. Keanu Reeves||November 4, 1999|
Fight 1: Richard Simmons' head explodes after he is tied into a bow by Blanks.
Fight 2: Don King is ripped in half after Trump jumps in his mouth.Fight 3: This fight takes place in a virtual reality arena in an homage to The Matrix. Keanu Reeves' head explodes when Brad Pitt beats on his brain after Brad is transported into Keanu's head. However, the arena explodes when Brad Pitt transports back inside.
|33||21||"Fandemonium II"||Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon||Ozzy Osbourne vs. Rob Zombie||Marilyn Manson vs. Ricky Martin||November 11, 1999|
Fight 1: The fighters are given 10 minutes before the match to build a killing machine using various metal bits and pieces. Both fighters are also allowed to reinvent the machine during the fight. Ben Affleck kicks Matt Damon into his automatic meat pulverizer, turning him into raw beef cake. Kirk Fosnaugh's spleen is torn out by John Tesh.
Fight 2: Ozzy Osbourne uses a skull splitter to crack open Rob Zombie's head and pulls out his brain. Ozzy then resurrects Rob as a zombie using backwards talking and Haitian Vodou magic. The zombified Rob Zombie continues to fight, but Ozzy attempts to destroy the zombie's brain by punting it into the air. Rob Zombie catches his brain, but then spikes it to the floor in celebration, which finishes him off.Fight 3: This match is originally a rock performance by Marilyn Manson and his band performing "Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes" until Ricky Martin interrupts, taking out two members of Manson's band. Ricky bites off one of Marilyn Manson's hands after Manson attempts his signature Tunisian Skeleton Grab on Ricky. The hand comes to life inside Ricky Martin's stomach and busts out through the top of his head.
Season 3 (2000–01)
|Episode||Fight||Featuring||Cause of Death||Fight specialty|
|Deathbowl 2000||Andre Agassi vs. Tiger Woods||Geena Davis (Appears throughout the episode), Kerri Strug and Brooke Shields||Brooke Shields: Ran over by Andre Agassi's golf cart while being used by Tiger as a human shield.
Tiger Woods: Explodes after having dozens of tennis balls shot up his rectum.
|The ring was decorated like a tennis court, after the flipping of a gymnast to decide if it would be decorated as a tennis court or a golf course.|
|O. J. Simpson vs. Joe Namath||Howard Cosell (As a guest commentator)||Joe Namath: O. J. kicked him, where he was impaled on a goal post. O. J. then (anachronistically) vowed to find the real killer.||The third fight from the Deathmatch Vault. The ring was filled with american football equipment.|
|Mark McGwire vs. Sammy Sosa||Mark McGwire: Decapitated by Sammy Sosa's bat like a baseball, which ends up crashing into a scoreboard causing various explosions (poor Mark McGuire's head's skin was also removed as it flew into the air).
Geena Davis: Stung by a scorpion while she was in desert on her way to the arena. She collapsed from exhaustion after releasing the CDM doves of peace from their cage, to which they immediately went feral on audience members.
|This fight was a home run derby, with the two competitors seeing how many of their opponent's bones they could break.|
|The New Employee||Christina Aguilera vs. Britney Spears||Debbie Matenopoulos, (replacing Stacy Cornbred)||No Winner: Both girls tore each other apart, but someone's arm was still moving. Noah Wyle did some tests and concluded a winner, but was proven wrong. No names were actually mentioned, so there's no way to figure out who won.||The two pop stars had their hair tied together in a "Ponytail of Pain".|
|Flea vs. Kenny G||Kenny G: Jaw torn off by Flea and thrown in mid-air, which caused it to boomerang back into his head.|
|Anthony Edwards vs. Eriq La Salle vs. Noah Wyle||Noah Wyle: Eriq La Salle screams into his stethoscope causing the top of his head to explode. Then Eriq and Anthony perform a death-operation, slashing Noah to pieces and crushing his chest before he eventually flat-lined.
Eriq La Salle: Edwards injects him with an intravenous bag containing malaria, causing him to turn yellow and decompose while at the same time, releasing lots of toxic gas in the arena.
|The ring is partially decorated like an emergency room.|
|Turn on Your TV Day||Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric||Chet Zumditch (appears throughout the episode as a guest commentator), Emily Fingerhut and Willard Scott||Emily Fingerhut: Bryant Gumbel crushes her with a sofa.
Bryant Gumbel: Tossed through a window and sliced into various pieces by its destroyed glass.
|The ring is decorated like the set of the Today Show.|
|Judge Judy vs. Judge Mills Lane||Susan Lucci||Susan Lucci: Head crushed inside a Bible before the fight even began.
Judge Judy: Judge Mills Lane shoves a lamp on her while she is knocked into a chair, causing her to be electrocuted.
|The ring is decorated like a courtroom. Judge Judy was supposed to fight Susan Lucci, but killed her before the fight started.|
|Craig Kilborn vs. Tom Green||Random Audience Members: Faces chewed off by Tom Green's "Funderific Flesh Eating Bacteria" (acid).
Craig Kilborn: Tom Green puts a megaphone in Craig Kilborn's mouth and screams, blowing out the back of his head.
|Freak Fights||Larry Flynt vs. Hugh Hefner||Hugh Hefner: Flynt runs Hefner down with his wheelchair. He then takes Hugh's flattened body and folds it into a magazine and rips him in half.|
|Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack||Stone Cold Steve Austin||Random Audience Members: Crushed by Cousin Grimm and Pierce McCrack when they were out of control. Stone Cold Steve Austin appears and explains to them how to fight.
Pierce McCrack: Cousin Grimm rips out his spinal column and impales him with it.
|Part 1 of the Freak Fight series.|
|Eminem vs. Kid Rock||Carson Daly (As a guest referee) and Joe C.||
Carson Daly: Innards torn out by Joe C.
Eminem: After kicking Joe C. up to the top of the arena, he falls on Eminem's head, taking control of Eminem's body.
Kid Rock: After not acknowledging Joe C's efforts to help him win, Joe C. (using Eminem's body) jumps on Kid Rock, crushing his chest repeatedly.
|This fight was called TRD (Total Request Dead), when viewers are allowed to call in to both contestants and give shout-outs to their friends.|
|Celebrity Deathmatch's Salute to Hollywood||Kevin Costner vs. Kevin Smith||Jason Mewes||Both fighters were given the choice of using a costume and weapons from their movies to fight their opponent with. Costner chose The Postman, while Smith took on as a fictional superhero from the View Askewniverse.|
|Kathy Bates vs. Sharon Stone||Sharon Stone: Sharon uses sledge hammer to knock Kathy's foot off. The foot ricochets around the arena until finally the sharp heel impales Sharon's forehead.||Both contestants were allowed to use murder weapons from famous femme fatale movies.|
|Alfred Hitchcock vs. Steven Spielberg||Steven Spielberg: Spielberg brings the Ark of the Covenant into the ring and releases spirits from it to attack Hitchcock. The spirits turn on Spielberg and tear him apart because he didn't pay them for their appearances in Raiders of the Lost Ark.|
|Congressional Hearings||A clip show where Johnny, Nick, and Stone Cold Steve Austin argue about the show's violence before the United States Congress. Then the congress decides not to cancel the show and Senator Ted Kennedy (the only one who wanted the show canceled) starts attacking the congressmen.||Ted Kennedy||Daniel Patrick Moynihan: Face crushed into his skull by a head butt from senator Ted Kennedy when he contradicts Ted's verdict of arresting Stone Cold.
Trent Lott: Senator Ted Kennedy steps on his head and crushes it.
Orrin Hatch: Senator Ted Kennedy beats him to death with a chair.
Several Jury Members: Senator Ted Kennedy crushes them when he throws a table and some chairs into the jury.
Strom Thurmond: Died of a heart attack while watching the fight. He became too excited, which led to his cardiac arrest.
|All fights are either clips of past fights with an American theme, or Ted Kennedy fighting the United States Senate.|
|Deathmatch Prom||Alyssa Milano vs. Melissa Joan Hart||Tony Danza and Salem Saberhagen||Random Audience Members: Turned into frogs.
Tony Danza: Face ripped off by Salem Saberhagen.
Melissa Joan Hart and Salem Saberhagen: Crushed by a stake pole.
|The two fighters are able to cast magic spells and have access to their own black cauldrons and broomsticks.|
|Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen||Betty-Sue Olsen (the 'third Olsen twin')||Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: Torn to shreds by Betty-Sue Olsen.||None|
|Jennifer Love Hewitt and Scott Wolf vs. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe||Betty-Sue Olsen||Ryan Phillippe: Jennifer Love Hewitt catapults him with a table to a disco ball hanging over the ring, then the disco ball is cut down and he lands on a table. (Death unconfirmed)
Reese Witherspoon: Sliced to pieces by the ropes after she is accidentally knocked into them by Scott Wolf.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: After the fight, when Jennifer is about to be crowned prom queen, Betty-Sue Olsen rips a rotisserie chicken out of Jennifer's stomach through her back
|The ring is decorated as if for a senior prom.|
|Sex, Lugs and Rock 'n' Roll||Pamela Anderson vs. Heather Locklear||Tommy Lee||Random Audience Members: Vaporized by the laser beams from Anderson's radioactive breasts.
Pamela Anderson: Pamela overuses her upgraded radioactive breasts on Heather. This causes them to malfunction and then to explode Pamela to her death.
Tommy Lee: Lowered by Heather Locklear into a crate full of hungry baby tree monkeys.
|The two fighters are fighting for the life or death of Tommy Lee, who is suspended over a crate of hungry baby tree monkeys. Both fighters can choose to either save or kill Tommy. Prior to the match Pamela Anderson had her breasts implants replaced with radioactive breasts that could shoot lasers from her nipples.|
|Axl Rose vs. Slash||Axl Rose: After Axl scrambles Slash's brain with a cake mixer, Slash has the mental capacity of an 8 year old. Axl is then cut up into paper dolls by Slash.|
|Dale Earnhardt vs. Jeff Gordon||Jeff Gordon: Crushed under Dale Earnhardt's tire and ground to a pulp by his back tire.||The fight is a demolition derby set in a dirt ring.|
|Johnny & Debbie... In Love? (1)||Chuck Woolery vs. Regis Philbin||Regis Philbin: Lungs stabbed out after Chuck Woolery loses his hands and sharpens his arm stubs to points.||The two fighters are contestants in a macabre game show. By answering questions correctly, one of the straps holding them in their chairs opens, allowing access to one weapon. Incorrect answers cause the remaining straps to tighten, eventually cutting off hands and feet.|
|Napoleon vs. Joe Pesci||Joe Pesci: Napoleon puts his smelly rotten hand (which he kept in his coat) into Joe Pesci's nose. He punches him repeatedly until his brains leak out his ears. Napoleon then throws Pesci into a toybox, killing him.||The fighters were given toys as weapons, a play on their small statures.|
|Kevin Bacon vs. All Comers (Meg Ryan, Martin Lawrence and Jesse Ventura)||Meg Ryan: Thrown into the audience and impaled on a sign.
Martin Lawrence: Head crushed by Kevin Bacon after Mills declared him unfit to fight.
Jesse Ventura: Kevin Bacon punches a hole through his body, climbs into the hole, and tears him in half.
|Time Travelling (2)||Nick Diamond vs. Satyr||Napoleon and Julius Caesar (As a guest commentator)||Napoleon: Stomped on and eaten by a T-rex before the first deathmatch.
No Deaths: While the Satyr is distracted by a woman in the audience, Nick shoves a Roman Candle up his rectum, which blows him in half. This does not kill the Satyr, but it is enough to end the fight.
|The match is fought in the ancient Roman Coliseum, which is overseen by Julius Caesar. This match wasn't planned. After Napoleon kidnapped Debbie Matenopoulos and took her back in time, Johnny and Nick travelled back to save her, but didn't know where she went. They ended up going back to Ancient Rome, where Julius Caesar makes Nick fight a satyr as punishment for interrupting a gladiator fight.|
|Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper||Dr. Watson||Dr. Watson: Stabbed, sliced in half, forced to eat a British meat pie and then decapitated by Jack the Ripper.
Jack the Ripper: Impaled by the knives hanging in his coat when Sherlock Holmes buttons it for him.
|The match is fought in the darkened streets of the 1880s London. This match also wasn't planned. Johnny and Nick found Debbie in Victorian London where she was being attacked by Jack the Ripper, and Sherlock came to save her.|
|Joan Rivers vs. Melissa Rivers||A plastic surgeon||Joan Rivers: The knot holding all of her face-lifted skin is untied, causing most of her flesh to fall off.||Two closets are placed on opposite sides of the ring.|
|In the Head of Nicky Jr.||Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine||Tim Commerford and Brad Wilk: Sliced in half.|
|Al Gore vs. "Weird Al" Yankovic||"Weird Al" Yankovic: Al Gore sucks out his brain through a vacant eyehole|
|John Cusack vs. John Malkovich||John Cusack: Electrocuted by a nerve.||The two combatants are fighting on top of Nicky Jr.'s brain.|
|The Battle of the Heavy Metal Maniacs||Beni Trauma vs. Potato Khan||Mick Foley (appears throughout the episode, in this fight and in the second fight as a guest commentator)||Beni Trauma: Decapitated and ripped to pieces by a mutated Potato Khan's tentacles. Potato Khan then cooked his head and fed it to a kid celebrating his birthday. Throughout the episode, Potato Khan cooked for him, using Beni Trauma's parts.||Part 2 of the Freak Fight series.|
|Ernest Hemingway vs. Mick Foley||Ernest Hemingway: Mick Foley uses his sock puppet, Mr. Socko and his signature move "the Mandible Claw", to tear off Ernest Hemingway's lower jaw. His brain, eyes and tongue fall to the floor.|
|Fred Durst vs. James Hetfield||Random Audience Member: Pacemaker ripped out of his body when the magnet turned on.
Fred Durst: Is stuffed with metal objects via vacuum cleaner (in reverse). Each object rips through him when the turnbuckle magnets turn on.
James Hetfield, Mick Foley, and Mills Lane: After Mick Foley gets locked out of the arena, he shows up from the skylight and dives into the ring, causing it to implode upon himself, Mills and Hetfield. All three are later revealed to survive.
|The two combatants are wearing steel plate armor, and the turnbuckles have electromagnets on them.|
|Best of WWF||A clip show of the fights involving wrestlers of the World Wrestling Entertainment starring Mick Foley (A.K.A. "Mankind")||Includes clips from The Undertaker vs. Captain Doody, Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Vince McMahon, Mick Foley vs. Ernest Hemingway and Fred Durst vs. James Hetfield|
|The Prisoners||Bruce Springsteen vs. James Gandolfini||Steven Van Zandt (As a guest referee)||Steven Van Zandt: Ripped in half by Bruce Springsteen and James Gandolfini.
James Gandolfini: Flushed down a high-powered toilet.
|The fighters fought using bathroom equipment such as urinals, toilets and blow dryers in order to see who would adopt a rest area on the New Jersey Turnpike.|
|Drew Barrymore vs. Farrah Fawcett||Drew Barrymore: Neck stretched and snapped back, slicing her in half down the middle.||Each fighter has a specific, animal-related fighting style. Barrymore uses "Giraffe-Style", while Fawcett uses "Dodo-Style".|
|Christian Slater vs. Robert Downey Jr.||Security Guard: Christian Slater is shoved inside of him and rips his way out through the security guard's head.
Christian Slater: Robert uses a meat slicer, which he smuggled into the ring, to grind him to pieces turning him into porkchops.
|The ring has been decorated like a prison courtyard.|
|Courtney Love Returns||Eddie Murphy vs. Nick Nolte||Random Audience Man: Nick Nolte rips his face off, thinking he's Eddie Murphy in disguise.
Popcorn Vendor: Nolte dunks his head in his candy cart's deep fry vat.
Eddie Murphy: Nick Nolte tears his heart out and shoves it in his mouth.
|When the fight started, Murphy was nowhere to be seen so Nolte began attacking random audience members in order to find him (a reference to Murphy often using heavy makeup in his film roles). Eventually, Murphy did show up, dressed as Nolte, which confused him even more.|
|Macaulay Culkin vs. Haley Joel Osment||Bruce Willis and the ghosts of dead celebrities ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Emeril Lagasse, Sandra Bernhard, Antonio Banderas, Kid Rock, Richard Nixon, Cher and Matt Damon)||Macaulay Culkin: Torn apart by the ghosts of dead celebrities and then comes back as a ghost.||The ring has been decorated like a playground.|
|Dave Grohl vs. Courtney Love||Billy Corgan||Billy Corgan: Shows up late to the fight and gets his head caught in the Dome of Devastation as its closing. Eventually Corgan's head is crushed by the dome.
Courtney Love: Dave Grohl chews through a wire holding a self-playing piano to the roof of the Dome of Devastation, causing it to fall on top of Courtney Love.
|The match is fought in the Dome of Devastation with musical instruments hanging from the top. Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins was supposed to fight alongside Dave Grohl. However, he was killed before the fight began, similar to the death of Susan Lucci.|
|The Return of Lucy Lawless||David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser||Lucy Lawless (As a guest commentator, appears throughout the episode), Rosanna Arquette, Nicolas Cage, Courteney Cox||Popcorn Seller: Impaled by Lucy Lawless's fangirl after Nick ejects her from the booth.
Paul Reiser: David Arquette puts a cell phone in Paul Reiser's head. The radiation emitted from the phone causes his head to explode.
|The fighters were given different types of telephones to use as weapons in reference to their numerous roles in phone-related advertisements.|
|Michael Douglas vs. Martin Sheen||Michael Douglas: Martin Sheen decapitated poor Michael Douglas with his own femur bone and then impaled his head onto 1 of the microphone stands.||The ring has been decorated like the Oval Office.|
|TLC vs. Dixie Chicks||Lucy Lawless's fangirl: Ripped in half by Dixie Chicks and TLC.
Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins: She's sitting down on a table when Emily Robinson lands on it sending the table sky high and it whacks her head off.
Emily Robison: Smashed through a mirror when she is catapulted by Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes and bleeds to death.
Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas: Martie Maguire throws alcohol bottles into her mouth, then jumps on her head and her head is blown to pieces by the broken beer bottles.
Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes: Hacked to pieces by Lucy Lawless upon trying to steal her trophy after the fight.
|The ring has been decorated like a southern bar.|
|Halloween episode II||Brendan Fraser vs. Mummy||John Tesh, Martha Stewart, Rodney Dangerfield, Whoopi Goldberg, Ben Affleck and Michael Jackson||
The Mummy: One of his bandages gets caught on an audience member's watch, causing the Mummy to unravel. Brendan hits him in the butt with a chair, causing the Mummy's spine to fly out through the top of his skull.
|This match wasn't planned. This fight was supposed to be The Munchkins vs. The Village People, but a zombie attack on the studio prevented any of the expected fighters from getting into the studio, making the planned fight impossible. After finding this out, Johnny was attacked by a mummy, and Brendan Fraser came to his rescue, starting the match.|
|Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. Vampire||Sarah Michelle Gellar: Her blood is sucked out by The Vampire.||This match also wasn't planned. This fight was supposed to be the cast of Miss Saigon vs. the League of Women Voters, but a zombie attack on the studio prevented any of the expected fighters from getting into the studio, making the planned fight impossible. The Vampire flew into the ring, and demanded to fight someone. Sarah Michelle Gellar stepped up to the challenge.|
|Zombie Stacey Cornbred vs. Debbie Matenopoulos||Zombie Stacey Cornbred: Crammed through a small crack in a door by Debbie Matenopoulos. Her remains are eaten by other zombies.
All Zombies: Explode after eating the chunks of zombie Stacey Cornbred.
|This match also wasn't planned. This fight was supposed to be Third Eye Blind vs. Matchbox Twenty vs. Dexys Midnight Runners, but a zombie attack on the studio prevented any of the expected fighters from getting into the studio, making the planned fight impossible. Zombie Stacey Cornbred came into the studio and tried to kill Debbie for stealing her job, starting the match.|
|A Night of Vomit||Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner||Burt Reynolds: A mighty Will ripped Burt's torso open & removed his internal organs.|
|Ellen DeGeneres vs. Laura Schlessinger||David Crosby||Laura Schlessinger: Beaten and held upside down, causing her brain to fall out.||Viewers are allowed to call in to both contestants.|
|George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale||George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush||George W. Bush: Head explosion via guitar riffs from Gavin Rossdale's guitar.|
|Suddenly Diamond||Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston||Security Guard: Top of head ripped off by Diana Ross.
Diana Ross: Head burned via x-ray machine.
|The third "Battle of the Devastating Divas". Both contestants were allowed to use elaborate jewelry as weaponry.|
|Anthony Hopkins vs. Jodie Foster||Julianne Moore||Jodie Foster: Devoured by Anthony Hopkins.||The two combatants have been deprived of food for some time, are covered in bacon, corn and vegetable oil, and have their hands tied behind their back, so that they will fight by trying to eat each other.|
|Charlton Heston vs. Russell Crowe||
Random Audience Member: Shot by Mills Lane.
Charlton Heston: Crushed by the collapsing Tower of Terror.
|The objective of the match is to reach the top of the Tower of Terror, a titanium tower covered in traps activated from the announcers' booth.|
|Family Night II||Ashley Judd vs. Wynonna Judd||David Letterman (as a guest commentator in the Main Event; appears throughout the episode)||Ashley Judd: After using a straw to suck out Wynonna's fat, Ashley's head becomes filled with blubber. She falls face-forward, splattering her head across the ring.|
|Carroll O'Connor vs. Sherman Hemsley||Carroll O'Connor and Sherman Hemsley: Both roll down a flight of stairs and die after going through a wall and into a closet.||The fourth fight from the Deathmatch Vault which took place in the 1970s. The ring was decorated like the set from All in the Family.|
|Alec and Daniel Baldwin vs. Damon and Keenen Ivory Wayans||Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, William Baldwin, and Stephen Baldwin (all four are buried up to their necks on the beach; the winning family saves their other two siblings from the rising tide)||Damon Wayans: During the match, Daniel Baldwin hallucinates that he is in a hotel room and begins to destroy the ring as if he were trashing a hotel room. During his hallucination he rips out Damon's internal organs, thinking he is a minibar and that he's breaking beer bottles.
Keenen Ivory Wayans: A hallucinating Daniel smashes his head open while thinking he's a TV set.
Alec Baldwin: A hallucinating Daniel bites off his head while thinking he's a cop trying to arrest him. (His head remains alive and intact).
Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, William Baldwin and Stephen Baldwin: Are not saved from the rising tide.
|Each sibling team is fighting to save their other siblings from drowning on the beach, having been buried in the sand from the neck down at low tide.|
|Celebrity Deathmatch Top 10||A top 10 fights show hosted by Jerry Springer.|
|Nick's Little Friend||Phil Collins vs. Sting||Timmy Leland, Nick's little friend (appears throughout the episode)||Sting: Head smashed by his own severed feet, leaving only his brain and eyeballs.
Timmy Leland: Nick Diamond pushes him down a flight of stairs (Death unconfirmed).
|This match goes on throughout the whole show as Sting attempts to do all 45 Kama Sutra positions with Collins.|
|Warren Beatty and Annette Bening vs. Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon||Warren Beatty and Susan Sarandon: Both impaled on the tusks of two audience members' rhino-shaped hats.|
|Ol' Dirty Bastard vs. LeAnn Rimes||LeAnn Rimes: Ol' Dirty Bastard stomps on her head repeatedly while pulling her tongue out until she finally dies.|
|Nick Gets High||Dana Carvey vs. Mike Myers||Klaus The Sprockets Monkey: He removes the metal clogs in one side of a weight and he's catapulted out of the ring and into a wall.
Mike Myers: Dana shoved Mike's own right hand & pinkie finger through one of his nostrils which caused impalement into the top of his skull causing him to bleed to death within only a few seconds.
|The second "Actor's Showcase Showdown". Both contestants fight while interpreting characters from their movies and their Saturday Night Live sketches.|
|Angelina Jolie vs. Sandra Bullock||James Haven||Random Audience Member: Accidentally hit in the head with a knife thrown by Angelina Jolie.
James Haven: Blown up by a bomb that he had fetched out from Angelina's ass.
Sandra Bullock: Angelina stretches out her lips and places them on opposite ring posts. She proceeds to suck in air, drawing Sandra towards her until her lips whip off the ring posts and slice Sandra in half.
|Leonardo DiCaprio vs. Woody Harrelson||Leonardo DiCaprio: Knocked into a Venus flytrap by Woody Harrelson and eaten.||The ring has been decorated like a rainforest.|
|Deathcon 2001||Linda Hamilton vs. Sigourney Weaver||Sigourney Weaver: Impaled on a small chest-burster figurine.
Random Audience Member: Torn to shreds and eaten alive by Zatar the Alien while complementing Zatar.
|Cousin Grimm vs. Potato Khan||Random Audience Member: Decapitated by Potato Khan when he sees him eating some French fries.
Potato Khan: Is sliced by a grate that Cousin Grimm was holding. He regenerates as numerous small pieces, he doesn't die since he eventually recomposes after killing Cousin Grimm.
Cousin Grimm: After eating the small remains of Potato Khan, they get into his brain, hurting him from the inside. He tries to get them out by smashing his head into the turnbuckle and bashing his head with his club, the end result being that he smashes his own head in.
|Part 3 of the Freak Fight series.|
|Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson||George Lucas (as a guest referee) and Zatar the Alien||Random Audience Member: Beaten unconscious by Nick Diamond, who mistook him for Zatar the Alien. (Death unconfirmed).
George Lucas: In an attempt to escape from fans, George Lucas gets caught in a Death Star-style garbage disposal and is eventually crushed at the end of the episode.
Celebrity Deathmatch Audience: Vaporized when Zatar blows the arena to pieces with a giant blast from his space ship. This was an obvious homage to Independence Day. It was revealed that Zatar did this as a plot to get back at Nick for breaking his eye three years earlier.
|Fandemonium 2000||Beavis vs. Butt-Head||Nicholas Kammerman, the biggest fan of Celebrity Deathmatch (appears throughout the entire episode) and the Great Cornholio||Butt-Head: Beavis, as the Great Cornholio, slices him up into meat strips with tongs and a spatula to make "TP for [his] bunghole".||This is the only Deathmatch between two 2D animated characters. The ring is filled with crates of deadly toys and objects.|
|Backstreet Boys vs. NSYNC||Satan||Nicholas Kammeraman: Nick shoves him down a toilet in a Satanic ritual, which is full of lava.
Joey Fatone: Head crushed against a wall (Mentioned to have lived next episode).
Several Audience Members: The Backstreet Beast stomps them flat when it takes control of the deceased Backstreet Boys' bodies.
Season 4 (2001–02)
|Episode||Fight||Featuring||Cause of Death||Fight specialty|
|Where is Bob Costas?||Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard||John Tesh (As a guest commentator, appears throughout the episode)||Little Richard: Lil' Kim pushed his organs out of the holes where his nipples used to be.|
|Helen Hunt vs. Leelee Sobieski||Helen Hunt: Leelee feeds Helen her own hair, which is so long that it flows through her ears from her mouth. Leelee pulls the hair sticking through Helen's ears, causing her head to implode, resulting in the removal of her brain. After she kills Helen, Leelee pretends to be Helen to steal her fame and her career; she then rips the skin off Helen's hands and feet and puts them on like gloves and shoes, respectively, so fingerprints and footprints can confirm it.
Bob Costas: Murdered by John Tesh (actual death occurred before the show, but Johnny discovered his remains after this fight.)
|George Clooney vs. Mark Wahlberg||Paul Newman and Robert Redford||
George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg: Jumped on by Paul Newman and Robert Redford from the catwalks.
|Halfway through the match, it is revealed that George and Mark had been pretending to fight using special effects so they could make it look like Mark was killed and thus collect a large sum from a gambling house where they had wagered that George would win. Angered by the fraud, Paul and Robert intervene and begin fighting George and Mark.|
|Slaughter and the City||Steve Irwin vs. Medusa||Random Audience Member: Turned to stone.
Popcorn Seller: Turned to stone.
Medusa: Steve Irwin accidentally decapitated her when she pushed him away after he put a ruck-sack over her head.
|Drew Carey vs. Ray Romano||Drew Carey: Scratched his own face leaving it with zero skin after Ray slingshotted his protective cup into his face, causing his face to break out in jock itch uncontrollably.|
|Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis vs. Sarah Jessica Parker||Medusa's head||
Cynthia Nixon: Kim Cattrall stuck her "back massager" into her throat and turned it on, vibrating Cynthia Nixon's head off.
Sarah Jessica Parker: Kim Cattrall slammed two high-heel sandals into her head heel-first.
Kim Cattrall: Broken in half by Kristin Davis's "back massager".
|At the end of the match, Nick accidentally drops Medusa's severed head into the ring and everybody in the arena is turned to stone, though it is revealed in the next episode that everybody survived.|
|A Celebrity Deathmatch Special Report||Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell||Whoopi Goldberg and Claire Danes||Keri Russell: She accidentally swallows a helium tank whole, something that leaves her body severely deformed and is later inflated by the helium to mass proportions and popped by Claire, who used hydrogen-peroxide darts.
Katie Holmes: Died in the explosion of Keri Russell.
Celebrity Deathmatch audience: They all perished in the explosion of Keri Russell.
|The fight was shown in a recording, since the episode begun after this fight.|
|Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond vs. Sam Donaldson||Sam Donaldson: Johnny shoves a microphone down Sam's throat, then Nick puts a hose in Sam's mouth. The firefighters in the stadium turned on the water, filling Sam's stomach with water and electrocuting him.||A grudge match. After the explosion of Keri Russell that destroyed most of the arena, Johnny and Nick were rushing to the hospital since Johnny is wounded. However, when they see on TV that Sam is telling everyone both Johnny and Nick are dead to take their spot as CDM host, they return to fight him.|
|Claire Danes vs. Whoopi Goldberg||No Deaths: Whoopi and Claire stopped fighting to make Claire confess why she shot the hydrogen peroxide dart at Keri Russell.|
|Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees||98 Degrees vs. Blink-182||Potato Khan (Made a cameo in the basement in his Deathcon 2001 form), Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jessica Simpson and George W. Bush||Several Audience Members: Killed when the nuke bots left the arena through a wall.
Several Audience Members: Blink-182 shot them at 98 Degrees like darts.
Random Bystanders: Jessica Simpson stomps them when they try to look up her skirt.
98 Degrees' Robot: Had its head knocked off after Jessica Simpson blew into a manhole and sent the lid of another one flying.
98 Degrees: George W. Bush launched a missile to destroy 98 Degrees's robot because 98 Degrees' robot went out of control, but his watch was fast, causing him to launch it too early. When the missile was about to land in the city, the giant Jessica Simpson threw the 98 Degrees robot's head at the missile to stop it, blowing up the band in the process.
|Both bands fought each other in giant Gundam ripoff robots. 98 Degrees was still in their giant Gundam ripoff robot, while Jessica Simpson has been accidentally turned into an ill-clothed giant by Stone Cold Steve Austin's enlarging ray. Halfway through the match, 98 Degrees' robot went out of control, rampaging across the city, and Jessica Simpson had to fight it to save the city.|
|Food Fights||Jonathan Davis vs. Meat Loaf||Several KoRn Fans: Crushed by Meat Loaf when he got swung out of the ring by Jonathan Davis and landed in the audience.
Meat Loaf: First, his head was cracked open after he landed headfirst on the steel chairs leading to the ring. He was later revived by fans in the audience who were listening to his trademark baseline. But, in a direct imitation of Korn's music video Freak on a Leash, he was shot by a piece of corn that came from Jonathan Davis's butt after it ricochets around the arena and bounces off the turnbuckle after the latter was kicked into the booth by Meat Loaf.
|Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas||Colonel Sanders: Decapitated by a hen Dave Thomas had rescued from him. Colonel Sanders's headless body ran around until it fell into a deep-frier.||The ring has been decorated with fast food restaurant props.|
|Michael Caine vs. Kevin Spacey||Dave Thomas||
Michael Caine: Kevin Spacey put him under a heat lamp, causing him to plump up like a hot dog and explode.
Kevin Spacey: Eaten alive by Dave Thomas.
|Michael Caine had to fight while acting as a hot dog and Kevin Spacey had to do the same as a hamburger.|
|Where Is Albert Einstein's Brain?||Albert Einstein vs. Chyna||Albert Einstein: Brain squeezed out after being wrapped in his own tongue.|
|Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp||Tom Waits||Scott Stapp: After Scott's larynx was torn apart by barbed wire, Tom Waits entered the ring believing that Scott was trying to steal his characteristic voice. Tom punched Scott in the face until his head was crushed.||The ropes in the ring were replaced with barbed wire for this fight. This fight concerned Vedder and Stapp's similar singing voices.|
|David Blaine vs. David Copperfield||Claudia Schiffer||Popcorn Vendor: David Blaine bursts out of him.
Dove: Decapitated (and brought back to life) by David Blaine.
David Copperfield's assistant: Head ripped off in an attempt for David Copperfield to upstage David Blaine.
David Blaine: Knocked into a piranha tank and eaten alive.
|The two fighters were given their items from their TV specials to perform magic while fighting one another.|
|Debbie is Pregnant||Corey Feldman vs. Corey Haim||Harvey Weinstein||Corey Haim: Crushed by Harvey Weinstein.
Corey Feldman and Harvey Weinstein: Impaled by the pole Weinstein was sitting on.
|The two combatants were trying to climb to the top of a pole with Harvey Weinstein perched at the top, ready to offer the winner the leading role in a film.|
|Lisa Ling vs. Lucy Liu||Barbara Walters||Lisa Ling: Kicked through the skull.|
|Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal||Shaquille O'Neal: Various body parts and internal organs ripped out/off and used as makeshift basketballs.||The two combatants played a game of basketball with each other's body parts.|
|Gottfried in the Arena||Frankie Muniz vs. Robert Iler||Gilbert Gottfried (Temporary replacement for Debbie Matenopoulos, appears throughout the episode)||Robert Iler: Frankie tricks him into eating spiked Ravioli (which was stuffed with antacids). As a result, his stomach exploded.||The winner of this fight would be made ten years younger with the CDM time machine so he could continue being a child star. However, when Frankie is placed in the machine, a power surge (caused by Mills Lane) causes Frankie to become an old man.|
|J. K. Rowling vs. Stephen King||Lord Voldemort, Stephen King's Robotic Leg||Stephen King: Electrocuted by a lightning bolt manifested by the magic of Lord Voldemort.
J. K. Rowling: The lightning activates King's mechanical leg, which knocks off J. K.'s head.
|Naomi Campbell vs. Rebecca Romijn||Rebecca Romijn: Sprayed with Naomi Campbell's stomach acid, causing Rebecca to melt in a pile of gore.||Due to a cheese-related accident (caused by Nick) inside the green room, Naomi and Rebecca are forced to fight in their bras and panties.|
|Battle of the Superfreaks||All 3 of the Freak Fights from the previous season.|
|Clash of the Trashy Titans||Ian Dury vs. John Cooper Clarke||Danny Ray (James Brown's valet)||James Brown: Crushed by an overhead light after the lasers he was firing from his feet bounced off of Chuck Berry and hit the light.|
|George Michael vs. Paul Reubens||George Michael: Ripped apart by a tiger that was awakened when Paul said the secret word "Sucker", causing everyone in the Arena to scream wildly.||Both combatants are dressed as Roman gladiators using spare parts as armor and weapons.|
|Halle Berry vs. Shannen Doherty||Shannen Doherty: During the fight a car engine falls off the top of the Dome and lands on her head. She doesn't die, however, as the motor fuses itself to her brain and she becomes a cyborg.
Halle Berry: Sliced in half by the motor fused with Shannen Doherty's head.
|The two combatants fought in the Dome of Devastation, which has been filled with car parts.|
|The Mysterious T||Anne Robinson vs. Bob Barker||John Edward (guest commentator)||Anne Robinson: Ovaries and internal organs were ripped out.|
|John Edward vs. Miss Cleo||John Edward: A giant 8-ball is shoved in his throat and he is then decapitated.||Nostradamus was originally billed to fight John Edwards, but left a note in the time machine saying that he forfeited because he foresaw his own demise. The fighters were given mediumship tools to fight with.|
|Beyoncé vs. Missy Elliott||Mathew Knowles and Mr. T (appears at the end of the episode)||
Missy Elliott: Stung to death by killer bees inside the "Mystery Box of Fun".
|This was a ladder match. At the top of the ladder was a "Mystery Box of Fun".|
|Celebrity Deathmatch: North vs. South||Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker||John Rocker: Electrocuted by a Die-Hard battery.|
|Faith Hill vs. Janet Jackson||Janet Jackson: Her front was ripped off, causing her internal organs to spill out.||Since both Janet and Faith are so pretty and would probably fight poorly, the two women were locked in a room with each other for a few months to help them be more fierce during their fight.|
|Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant||Ronnie Van Zant and Allen Collins||Robert E. Lee & Ulysses S. Grant: Both got into a sword duel and slashed each other to pieces. With only their thumbs remaining, the fight quickly turned into a small thumb war, which Grant's thumb won by jumping on and crushing Lee's thumb.|
|The Missing Beatles Tape||Bill Maher vs. Conan O'Brien||Bill Maher: His skull is stomped through. Then Conan picked his face and played with it in a gag similarly seen on Conan's own talkshow.|
|Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah, Duchess of York||Ted Turner||Sarah, Duchess of York: Fergie's chest exploded after Anna Nicole married her in a move known as the Black Widow Wipeout.|
|George Harrison vs. John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. Ringo Starr||Yoko Ono||Ringo Starr: Head smashed with a giant silver hammer from Paul.
George Harrison: Paul and John ambushed him, citing him as the reason for the Beatles' breakup. Paul jumped on him and crushed his head.
|The fifth fight from the Deathmatch Vault, taped in the 1970s.|
|Nicky Jr.'s Birthday||Beck vs. Björk||Johann Sebastian Bach||Björk: Sliced in half by Johann Sebastian Bach's plow while complementing Bach.
Beck: Bach twists his neck and punches his head off.
|Each combatant had a groundbreaking instrument to use as a weapon. Beck chose a portable set of two turntables and a microphone, while Björk chose a keyboard with a miniature mixing board and a sound generator.|
|Tony Bennett vs. Willie Nelson||Tony Bennett: Disintegrated by a red laser light launched from Willie Nelson's third eye, which was revealed after Willie removed his bandanna.|
|Anna Kournikova vs. Elizabeth Hurley||Teenage Boys in the "Pit of Puberty": Ripped apart by Anna Kournikova.
Elizabeth Hurley: Dragged through the 'Pit of Puberty' grate by Anna Kournikova, her head was split open into half which also resulted in removal of her brain.
|In the middle of the ring was the "Pit of Puberty", a pit filled with sex-starved adolescent boys.|
|Salute to Laughter II||Jenna Elfman vs. Kathy Griffin||John Patrick and Maggie Griffins (Kathy Griffin's Parents), Brooke Shields||Jenna Elfman: Upper section of her body is shredded by Kathy Griffin's "motor mouth."||Both contestants were forced to fight with socks in their mouths so they wouldn't talk.|
|Buster Keaton vs. Charlie Chaplin||Roscoe Arbuckle||Charlie Chaplin: Flattened by a train.||The sixth fight from the Deathmatch Vault, filmed in 1928.|
|Bill Murray vs. Chris Kattan||Chris Kattan: Smashed to pieces when Murray rolls him into a turnbuckle like a bowling ball. He later returns as a ghost but is beaten yet again when Murray captures him with his weaponry from the movie Ghostbusters.||The third "Actor's Showcase Showdown". Both contestants fought while interpreting characters from their movies and their Saturday Night Live sketches.|
|Mills' Memory Lane||Clip show about Mills Lane.|
|Fandemonium IV||Special Survivor Episode||Jeff Probst (As a guest referee)||Sonja Christopher: Accidentally impaled by her ukulele upon landing in the ring.
Rudy Boesch: Decapitated by Colby Donaldson using a stick.
Kelly Wiglesworth: Eaten by Susan Hawk.
Susan Hawk: Impaled on a little girl outside of the ring.
Jerri Manthey: Stomach exploded after being fed uncooked rice and hot water by Keith Famie.
Michael Skupin: Fell into a fire upon entering the ring
Keith Famie: Decapitated by knives welded on her shoes by Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Colleen Haskell: Crushed when she is shoved inside Richard Hatch's butt.
Richard Hatch: Crushed against the arena wall after Tina Wesson throws him out of the ring by his penis.
Jeff Probst: In retaliation over how much Jeff Probst made her and the other contestant suffer over the course of the season, Tina Wesson takes his torch to burn the top half of his head, which is subsequently chewed up.
The rest of the "Survivor" cast was eaten by Richard Hatch, leaving Tina Wesson as the winner.
|The contestants were suspended from a rafter above the arena and would be voted into the ring by the audience. The ring was also decorated like the "Survivor" island and all contestants were allowed to bring in an item to use as a weapon.|
|Assamania I||LL Cool J vs. Queen Latifah||LL Cool J: Sliced into pieces by a spring removed by a chair.||The ring was decorated like the set of The Queen Latifah Show.|
|Mandy Moore vs. Pink||Mandy Moore: Stabbed in the ears with her sharpened lollipop . Her brains are then blown through her ear and spilled on the mat of the ring causing her to bleed to death.|
|Ben Stein vs. Johnny Knoxville||Ben Stein: Beaten to death by a bloodthirsty rabid donkey.||The fight is played out like a game show.|
|Rockstarmagedon||Jimi Hendrix vs. Lenny Kravitz||Lenny Kravitz: Forced to swallow Jimi Hendrix's vomit, which got stuck in his throat. Jimi Hendrix then pushed him into the ropes and clotheslined him, causing his throat to explode.|
|Bob Marley vs. Shaggy||Shaggy: Was impaled by a ring post by Marley continuously until his entire body was festered with holes. Bob Marley then used the ringpost as a blunt to smoke Shaggy's remains.|
|Dave Matthews vs. Keith Richards||Cloned Keith Richards: Evaporated after seeing the clone of Keith Richards making the real Keith much stronger.
Dave Matthews: Heart exploded after his circulatory system was filled with Keith Richards' contaminated blood.
|Nick thought that Keith Richards was dead and thus he made Stone Cold bring him back to life. But Keith wasn't dead, so a clone of Keith Richards was created. The cloned Keith Richards eventually evaporated, making the real one much stronger.|
Season 5 (2006)
|Title||Fight 1||Fight 2||Fight 3||Original air date|
|78||1||"Celebrity Deathmatch: Bigger and Better Than Ever!"||Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie||Bam Margera vs. Tony Hawk||Bam Margera vs. Don Vito||June 10, 2006|
Fight 2: Vert ramps have been placed in the ring, allowing the combatants to fight and skate at the same time. Tony Hawk is eaten alive by Don Vito, who was actually trying to eat Bam. Also featuring "The Masked Man."Fight 3: An unplanned fight. Margera knocks Vito down by kicking him in the testicles and stuffing lit fireworks into his mouth, which blows him to pieces.
|79||2||"The Changing of the Guard"||Bono vs. Chris Martin||Ashton Kutcher vs. Bruce Willis||Robert De Niro vs. James Gandolfini||June 17, 2006|
Fight 1: Bono and Chris Martin plan to perform a charity concert to raise enough money to get the violent CDM canceled (much to the disgust of the audience and the announcers), but disagree over who would perform first, thus starting the match. Chris Martin's feet, arms, eyes, and heart ripped out. Also featuring "The Masked Man."
Fight 2: Both Kutcher's and Willis' heads are kicked off by Demi Moore.Fight 3: James Gandolfini is decapitated after Robert De Niro hits him in the face with a metal baseball bat. His body is then stuffed into the trunk of a car.
|80||3||"Sibling Slaughterhouse"||Charlie Sheen vs. Colin Farrell||Simon Cowell vs. Ryan Seacrest||Jack and Kelly Osbourne vs. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen||June 24, 2006|
Fight 1: Referee Mills Lane gets the fighters drunk to get them to fight harder. Colin Farrell is sliced in half with his own spear by a drunken Charlie Sheen.
Fight 2: Ryan stabs Simon's ears with a leg removed from a stool. Also featuring Paula Abdul.Fight 3: Mary-Kate Olsen's dog's head is bitten off by Jack Osbourne. Jack Osbourne dies of a death erection: after being kicked in the testicles, he is told by Mary-Kate Olsen that sometimes she and her sister shower together, causing him to have a literally killer orgasm. After eating Kelly Osbourne's cupcake, Mary-Kate Olsen's body becomes bloated: her stomach rejects her body and busts out of it, killing her instantly. Ashley Olsen dies after four CDs, thrown like shuriken by Kelly Osbourne, hit her in the face.
|81||4||"Shaq vs. Kobe"||Missy Elliott vs. Gwen Stefani||Kevin Federline vs. Justin Timberlake||Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal||July 1, 2006|
Fight 1: Two lollipops are pierced through Gwen Stefani's eyes, and her head is twisted off.
Fight 2: Several audience members are sucked into Justin Timberlake's tornado after he uses his "Tornado Spin" dance move. Justin Timberlake's brain is obliterated by Federline. First, Kevin melts a part of it with his horrible rap (which only Mills Lane enjoys), and then he destroys the rest of it by punching Timberlake through the side of the head.Fight 3: Basketball hoops are placed above two ends of the ring. Kobe Bryant's head is ripped off by Shaq, who tears off the remaining body parts and used them for free-throw practice after the match. This is the only known rematch in the series.
|82||5||"Night of Comedy Comeback"||Ali G vs. Jamie Kennedy||Rodney Dangerfield vs. Rob Schneider||Adam Sandler vs. Ben Stiller||July 8, 2006|
Fight 1: Several times throughout the fight Jamie Kennedy disguises himself as other people to prank Ali G like in his show The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Ali G's fingers and eyebrows are removed, and his stomach is slashed open by his own necklace.
Fight 2: Rob Schneider is flattened when Rodney Dangerfield successfully pulls off a Triple Lindy, the diving move he used in the movie Back to School.Fight 3: The fighters at first refuse to fight since they would rather criticize each other's movies. However, Mills Lane forces them to fight by threatening to bring the cast of Mad TV to perform their sketches live. Ben Stiller's head is punted off after Adam Sandler throws a football into his mouth when Ben dissed Adam's pet, Meatball.
|83||6||"Stand-up vs. Smack Down"||Paul Teutul Sr. vs. Xzibit||Jack Black vs. Jack White||Chris Rock vs. Dwayne Johnson||July 15, 2006|
Fight 1: The fighters are given spare vehicle parts to build their own deathmobiles. Xzibit is ripped in half at the torso by Paul Teutul Sr.'s mutated mustache.
Fight 2: Jack Black's head explodes after Jack and Meg White force a tightly buttoned shirt on him.Fight 3: Mills Lane slams a brick into Sean Penn's head. Chris Rock launches himself off the ropes head first and shoots through Dwayne Johnson's body, leaving a gaping hole.
|84||7||"When Animals Attack"||Chris Farley vs. Horatio Sanz||Adam West vs. Christian Bale||Jamie Foxx vs. Ray Charles||July 22, 2006|
Fight 1: Chris Farley dies out of heart attacks before the fight could even start. However, since he died before the fight officially started, Mills Lane brings him back to life over and over again. Chris Farley finally makes it to the ring and kills Horatio Sanz by pulling on his tongue until his insides come out. Also featuring Albert Einstein as a guest commentator throughout the episode.
Fight 2: Christian Bale is crushed by a giant spotlight when West flings him into the lights, which knocks them down on top of Christian.Fight 3: Jamie Foxx is punk'd into this deathmatch, thinking he would be fighting Redd Foxx. Halfway through the fight, Mills Lane provides the fighters with a Grand Piano. An audience member's head is knocked off by Ray Charles's "Cat-o'-Nine-Grammy-Awards," similar to a Cat o' nine tails whip. Jamie Foxx's head is crushed inside Ray Charles's grand piano.
|85||8||"Season Finale"||William Hung vs. Ricky Martin||Pamela Anderson vs. Tommy Lee||Jason Acuña vs. Verne Troyer||July 29, 2006|
Fight 1: William Hung attacks Ricky in a bullet time attack when the camera cuts to Nick Diamond. When it cuts back, Ricky Martin is dead, apparently from severe cuts and removal of the eyes.
Fight 2: Both contestants are allowed to choose a weapon for the fight. Tommy Lee decides to use his drum kit while Pamela Anderson chooses to use her colossal breasts, which at one point traps an audience member. Pamela tricks Tommy into believing she still loves him after he proposes to her again. When Tommy isn't looking, Pam crushes Tommy's head between her enormous breasts.Fight 3: Jason Acuña and Johnny Knoxville pull and twist Verne Troyer until his insides spill out in a trick Knoxville calls "Pulled Pork."
Season 6 (2007)
|Title||Fight 1||Fight 2||Fight 3||Original air date|
|86||1||"The Beginning of Celebrity Deathmatch"||Mischa Barton vs. Kristin Cavallari||Jake Gyllenhaal vs. Tobey Maguire||Nick Cannon vs. Wilmer Valderrama||February 9, 2007|
Fight 1: Kristin Cavallari sliced Mischa Barton's head off with her father's black American Express card.
Fight 2: Tobey Maguire is beaten to death with his own leg, much to the dismay of Mills Lane.Fight 3: Nick Cannon is burned to ashes by the paparazzi's camera flashes after Wilmer Valderrama stripped himself naked.
|87||2||"Vaughn vs. Wilson"||Mike Jones vs. Paul Wall||Andy Milonakis vs. Steve-O||Owen Wilson vs. Vince Vaughn||February 16, 2007|
Fight 1: Mike Jones is shredded into pieces by Paul Wall's monster chainsaw grill.Sharon DePalmo, Vaughn's mother.
|88||3||"The Banter Bloodbath"||Chris Rose vs. Rob Dibble vs. John Salley vs. Rodney Peete||Carson Daly vs. Jimmy Kimmel||Tina Fey vs. Jon Stewart||February 23, 2007|
Fight 1: Rodney Peete has his own leg impaled through his face by Rob Dibble. John Salley's head flies off after an uppercut from Rob Dibble and landed on a turnbuckle. Rob Dibble's arms fall off and he bleed to death. After Mills Lane tells Chris Rose to "Stick a cork in it," after he got annoyed by Chris' chattering, Rose actually sticks a cork in his mouth, causing him to inflate. He flies up into the lights and explodes.
Fight 2: Carson Daly slices off Jimmy Kimmel's legs with the lid of a spinach can (in reference to Popeye, as it seemed Carson would eat the spinach) and then uses one of Jimmy's legs as a golf club to decapitate Jimmy. To add more golf related pun, Jimmy Kimmel's head lands in a garbage can (a "Hole-in-one").Fight 3: Jon Stewart is lassoed with his own intestines and impaled on the fluke of an anchor.
|89||4||"King of the Lil' People"||Lil' Bow Wow vs. Lil' Romeo||Lil' Flip vs. Lil Wayne||Lil Jon vs. Lil' Flip and Lil' Bow Wow||March 2, 2007|
Fight 1: Since both Bow Wow and Romeo had dropped the "Lil'" part of their rap names when they grew up, the Deathmatch crew murdered them so they could be brought back as their "Lil'" selves with the Deathmatch time machine. Bow Wow and Romeo are both murdered before the match by the Deathmatch crew so they could be brought back as children. Lil' Romeo bleeds to death when Lil' Bow Wow chews off his genitals. Also featuring Master P, Lil' Romeo's father.
Fight 2: Lil Wayne walks past his stepfather's gun cabinets three times and shot himself with a pistol, a machine gun, and a bazooka (all in that order). The death occurs off-screen, but Lil Wayne's charred and headless corpse was shown afterwards. Lil Wayne's death is based on him accidentally shooting himself with a gun when he was twelve.Fight 3: Lil' Kim wouldn't fight unless she served jail time afterwards, which would boost her record sales. Lil' Flip and Bow Wow (who both won their bouts earlier in the episode) challenged Lil Jon after he proclaimed himself "King of the Lil' People". Lil' Flip and Bow Wow are blown up by Lil Jon's new album (Crunk Rock), which was literally "da bomb." Also featuring Master P.
|90||5||"Celebrity DeathMash"||Carlos Mencia vs. Dave Chappelle||Ashlee Simpson vs. Her Old Nose||Luda-Criss Angel vs. R. Kelly Clarkson||March 9, 2007|
Fight 2: Ashlee shoves a stool and bucket into her Old Nose's nostrils, triggering a powerful sneeze which killed the nose. Shaun White's head is bashed in by a flying tomato, which is smashed by Shaun White's skateboard. This was another pre-season Internet poll winner.Fight 3: Each of the four combatants were mechanically conjoined at the side with his or her teammate before the match. Criss Angel is beaten to death by R. Kelly Clarkson. R. Kelly Clarkson levitates up into the ceiling's wiring by Ludacris and is electrocuted, causing their heads to explode.
|91||6||"What Did Nick Do?"||Adrian Grenier vs. Jeremy Piven||Rev Run vs. Russell Simmons||Orlando Bloom vs. Johnny Depp||March 16, 2007|
Fight 1: Adrian Grenier is split in half at the torso when Jeremy Piven gives him a bear hug.
Fight 2: Russell Simmons is decapitated by a roundhouse kick. Also featuring God.Fight 3: The actors used props from their movies to fight each other. Orlando Bloom is stabbed in the heart by Johnny Depp's scissor-hand. Kirsten Dunst's head is set on fire and thrown at Johnny Depp. Also featuring Russell Simmons' head.
|92||7||"Where's Lohan?"||Jessica Simpson vs. Nick Lachey||50 Cent vs. The Game||Hilary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan||March 23, 2007|
Fight 1: While showing Jessica Simpson the correct use of a hand grenade (she throws one without pulling out the pin), Nick Lachey puls out the release pin and blows himself up. Also featuring Kristin Cavallari, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, and Joe Simpson.
Fight 2: 50 Cent "shoots" The Game with the nine bullets he had in his body.Fight 3: Lindsay Lohan's limbs and head are snapped off like twigs. She is brought back to life at the end of the episode via the CDM Time Machine by Nick Diamond, who admits to stalking her. Also featuring Dina Lohan. This match was a pre-season Internet poll winner.
|93||8||"Barry vs. Bud"||Anna Kournikova vs. Danica Patrick||Chris Pontius vs. Mark Zupan||Barry Bonds vs. Bud Selig||March 30, 2007|
Fight 1: Anna Kournikova is decapitated with a headbutt from Danica Patrick but does not die immediately. She lives long enough to lob her own head at Danica Patrick, who herself is decapitated by Anna Kournikova's projectile head.
Fight 2: Chris Pontius is torn in half and decapitated by Zupan's modified wheelchair.Fight 3: Barry Bonds crushes his own head after accidentally receiving the "suicide squeeze" sign from Nick Diamond (Nick was swatting at lint, which he thought was a bee).