List of Family Matters episodes

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Family Matters is a television sitcom that premiered on September 22, 1989 on ABC, then moved to CBS for its final season which ended on July 17, 1998. A total of 215 episodes were produced spanning nine seasons.

Series overview[edit]

SeasonEpisodesOriginally airedNielsen ratings[1]
First airedLast airedNetworkRankRating
122September 22, 1989 (1989-09-22)April 27, 1990 (1990-04-27)ABC3913.7
225September 21, 1990 (1990-09-21)May 3, 1991 (1991-05-03)1515.8
325September 20, 1991 (1991-09-20)May 8, 1992 (1992-05-08)2713.5
424September 18, 1992 (1992-09-18)May 14, 1993 (1993-05-14)3212.6
524September 24, 1993 (1993-09-24)May 20, 1994 (1994-05-20)3012.6
(Tied with The ABC Sunday Night Movie)
625September 23, 1994 (1994-09-23)May 19, 1995 (1995-05-19)3411.6
724September 22, 1995 (1995-09-22)May 17, 1996 (1996-05-17)4210.5
824September 20, 1996 (1996-09-20)May 9, 1997 (1997-05-09)508.8
922September 19, 1997 (1997-09-19)July 17, 1998 (1998-07-17)CBS1085.9


Episodes[edit]

Season 1 (1989–90)[edit]

No.
overall
No. in
season
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air dateProd.
code
11"The Mama Who Came to Dinner"Joel ZwickWilliam Bickley & Michael WarrenSeptember 22, 1989 (1989-09-22)[2]445230
22"Two-Income Family"James O'KeefeRobert BlairSeptember 29, 1989 (1989-09-29)[3]446002
33"Short Story"Joel ZwickWilliam Bickley & Michael WarrenOctober 6, 1989 (1989-10-06)[4]446001
44"Rachel's First Date"John BowabSally Lapiduss & Pamela EellsOctober 13, 1989 (1989-10-13)[5]446004
55"Straight A's"John BowabGeoff Gordon & Gordon LewisOctober 20, 1989 (1989-10-20)[6]446007
66"Basketball Blues"James O'KeefeBarry GoldNovember 3, 1989 (1989-11-03)[7]446003
77"Body Damage"James O'KeefeKen KutaNovember 10, 1989 (1989-11-10)[8]446005
88"Mr. Badwrench"John BowabAlan Eisenstock & Larry MintzNovember 17, 1989 (1989-11-17)[9]446006
99"Stake-Out"James O'KeefeSally Lapiduss & Pamela EellsNovember 24, 1989 (1989-11-24)[10]446010
1010"False Arrest"Peter BaldwinBarry GoldDecember 1, 1989 (1989-12-01)[11]446008
1111"The Quilt"Peter BaldwinDavid Scott RichardsonDecember 8, 1989 (1989-12-08)[12]446009
1212"Laura's First Date"Richard CorrellWilliam Bickley & Michael WarrenDecember 15, 1989 (1989-12-15)[13]446012
1313"Man's Best Friend"Richard CorrellRobert BlairJanuary 5, 1990 (1990-01-05)[14]446013
1414"Baker's Dozen"James O'KeefeKen KutaJanuary 12, 1990 (1990-01-12)[15]446014
1515"The Big Reunion"Richard CorrellAlan Eisenstock & Larry MintzJanuary 19, 1990 (1990-01-19)[16]446011
1616"The Party"Richard CorrellKen KutaFebruary 2, 1990 (1990-02-02)[17]446016
1717"The Big Fix"Richard CorrellSally Lapiduss & Pamela EellsFebruary 9, 1990 (1990-02-09)[18]446017
1818"Sitting Pretty"Richard CorrellKen KutaFebruary 23, 1990 (1990-02-23)[19]446018
1919"In a Jam"Richard CorrellAlan Eisenstock & Larry MintzMarch 16, 1990 (1990-03-16)[20]446019
2020"The Candidate"James O'KeefeBarry GoldMarch 23, 1990 (1990-03-23)[21]446015
2121"Bowl Me Over"Richard CorrellRobert BlairApril 20, 1990 (1990-04-20)[22]446021
2222"Rock Video"Richard CorrellGeoff Gordon & Gordon LewisApril 27, 1990 (1990-04-27)[23]446020

Season 2 (1990–91)[edit]

No.
overall
No. in
season
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air dateProd.
code
231"Rachel's Place"Richard CorrellDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerSeptember 21, 1990 (1990-09-21)[24]446451
242"Torn Between Two Lovers"Gary MenteerJanet Lynne JacksonSeptember 21, 1990 (1990-09-21)[24]446454
253"Marriage 101"Richard CorrellSally Lapiduss & Pamela EellsSeptember 28, 1990 (1990-09-28)[25]446452
264"Flashpants"Gerren KeithStephen LangfordOctober 5, 1990 (1990-10-05)[26]446455
275"The Crash Course"Gary MenteerManny BasaneseOctober 12, 1990 (1990-10-12)[27]446456
286"Boxcar Blues"Mark Linn-BakerFred Fox, Jr.October 19, 1990 (1990-10-19)[28]446453
297"Dog Day Halloween"Gerren KeithDavid W. Duclon & Fred Fox, Jr.October 26, 1990 (1990-10-26)[29]446460
308"Cousin Urkel"Gary MenteerSally Lapiduss & Pamela EellsNovember 2, 1990 (1990-11-02)[30]446457
319"Dedicated to the One I Love"Gary MenteerSara V. Finney & Vida SpearsNovember 9, 1990 (1990-11-09)[31]446458
3210"The Science Project"Gary MenteerSally Lapiduss & Pamela EellsNovember 16, 1990 (1990-11-16)[32]446461
3311"Requiem for an Urkel"Joel ZwickDavid W. DuclonNovember 23, 1990 (1990-11-23)[33]446462
3412"Fast Eddie Winslow"Gerren KeithFred Fox, Jr.November 30, 1990 (1990-11-30)[34]446459
3513"Have Yourself a Merry Winslow Christmas"Richard CorrellDavid W. DuclonDecember 21, 1990 (1990-12-21)[35]446465
3614"Ice Station Winslow"Richard CorrellGary MenteerJanuary 4, 1991 (1991-01-04)[36]446464
3715"Son"Gary MenteerJosé RiveraJanuary 11, 1991 (1991-01-11)[37]446463
3816"Do the Right Thing"Gary MenteerSally Lapiduss & Pamela EellsJanuary 18, 1991 (1991-01-18)[38]446466
3917"High Hopes"Gary MenteerFred Fox, Jr. & Denise SneeFebruary 1, 1991 (1991-02-01)[39]446467
4018"Life of the Party"Gary MenteerJanet Lynne JacksonFebruary 8, 1991 (1991-02-08)[40]446468
4119"Busted"Richard CorrellDavid W. Duclon & Fred Fox, Jr.February 15, 1991 (1991-02-15)[41]446470
4220"Fight the Good Fight"Gary MenteerSara V. Finney & Vida SpearsMarch 1, 1991 (1991-03-01)[42]446469
4321"Taking Credit"Richard CorrellDavid W. DuclonMarch 15, 1991 (1991-03-15)[43]446472
4422"Finding the Words"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr.March 22, 1991 (1991-03-22)[44]446471
4523"Skip to My Lieu"Richard CorrellCharlene SeegerApril 1, 1991 (1991-04-01)[45]446474
4624"The Good the Bad and the Urkel"Richard CorrellSally Lapiduss & Pamela EellsApril 26, 1991 (1991-04-26)[46]446475
4725"I Should Have Done Something"Richard CorrellDavid W. DuclonMay 3, 1991 (1991-05-03)[47]446473

Season 3 (1991–92)[edit]

No.
overall
No. in
season
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air dateProd.
code
481"Boom!"Richard CorrellDavid W. DuclonSeptember 20, 1991 (1991-09-20)[48]446902
492"Brain Over Brawn"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr.September 27, 1991 (1991-09-27)[49]446903
503"The Show Must Go On"John TracyGary M. GoodrichOctober 4, 1991 (1991-10-04)[50]446905
514"Words Hurt"John TracyDavid W. Duclon & Fred Fox, Jr.October 11, 1991 (1991-10-11)[51]446904
525"Daddy's Little Girl"Richard CorrellSara V. Finney & Vida SpearsOctober 18, 1991 (1991-10-18)[52]446901
536"Citizens' Court"John TracyRegina StewartOctober 25, 1991 (1991-10-25)[53]446906
547"Robo-Nerd"Richard CorrellGary MenteerNovember 1, 1991 (1991-11-01)[54]446910
558"Making the Team"Richard CorrellDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerNovember 8, 1991 (1991-11-08)[55]446909
569"Born to Be Mild"John TracyJim GeoghanNovember 15, 1991 (1991-11-15)[56]446911
5710"The Love God"John TracyStephen LangfordNovember 22, 1991 (1991-11-22)[57]446912
5811"Old and Alone"Richard CorrellStephen LangfordNovember 29, 1991 (1991-11-29)[58]446908
5912"A Pair of Ladies"John TracyFred Fox, Jr.December 6, 1991 (1991-12-06)[59]446913
6013"Choir Trouble"James O'KeefeMary M. SchwarzeDecember 20, 1991 (1991-12-20)[60]446907
6114"A Test of Friendship"Richard CorrellRegina StewartJanuary 10, 1992 (1992-01-10)[61]446915
6215"Jailhouse Blues"Gary MenteerSara V. Finney & Vida SpearsJanuary 24, 1992 (1992-01-24)[62]446914
6316"Brown Bombshell"John TracySara V. Finney & Vida SpearsJanuary 31, 1992 (1992-01-31)[63]446918
6417"Food, Lies and Videotape"John TracyStephen LangfordFebruary 7, 1992 (1992-02-07)[64]446919
6518"My Broken-Hearted Valentine"Richard CorrellGary MenteerFebruary 14, 1992 (1992-02-14)[65]446916
6619"Woman of the People"Richard CorrellDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerFebruary 21, 1992 (1992-02-21)[66]446920
6720"Love and Kisses"John TracyJim GeoghanFebruary 28, 1992 (1992-02-28)[67]446917
6821"Stop! In the Name of Love"John TracyDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerMarch 13, 1992 (1992-03-13)[68]446922
6922"The Urkel Who Came to Dinner"John TracyRegina StewartApril 3, 1992 (1992-04-03)[69]446921
7023"Robo-Nerd II"Richard CorrellGary MenteerApril 24, 1992 (1992-04-24)[70]446923
7124"Dudes"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanMay 1, 1992 (1992-05-01)[71]446924
7225"Farewell, My Laura"Richard CorrellDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerMay 8, 1992 (1992-05-08)[72]446925

Season 4 (1992–93)[edit]

No.
overall
No. in
season
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air dateProd.
code
731"Surely You Joust"John TracyFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanSeptember 18, 1992 (1992-09-18)[73]447801
742"Dance to the Music"John TracyJoseph Cvar & Gary MenteerOctober 2, 1992 (1992-10-02)[74]447804
753"Driving Carl Crazy"John TracyStephen LangfordOctober 9, 1992 (1992-10-09)[75]447803
764"Rumor Has It..."Gary MenteerGary M. GoodrichOctober 16, 1992 (1992-10-16)[76]447805
775"Number One With a Bullet"Gary MenteerFred Fox, Jr.October 23, 1992 (1992-10-23)[77]447806
786"Whose Kid Is It Anyway?"John TracySara V. Finney & Vida SpearsOctober 30, 1992 (1992-10-30)[78]447807
797"An Officer and a Waldo"John TracyDavid W. DuclonNovember 6, 1992 (1992-11-06)[79]447808
808"Just One Date"Gary MenteerFred Fox, Jr.November 13, 1992 (1992-11-13)[80]447812
819"The Oddest Couple"John TracyJim GeoghanNovember 20, 1992 (1992-11-20)[81]447810
8210"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Urkel"John TracyDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerDecember 11, 1992 (1992-12-11)[82]447815
8311"Muskrat Love"John TracyRegina StewartJanuary 8, 1993 (1993-01-08)[83]447813
8412"Hot Wheels"John TracyRegina StewartJanuary 15, 1993 (1993-01-15)[84]447802
8513"The Way the Ball Bounces"Jeffrey GanzStephen LangfordJanuary 22, 1993 (1993-01-22)[85]447817
8614"A Thought in the Dark"Gary MenteerBob Illes & James R. SteinJanuary 29, 1993 (1993-01-29)[86]447814
8715"Tender Kisses"John TracyFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanFebruary 5, 1993 (1993-02-05)[87]447818
8816"Heart Strings"John TracyDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerFebruary 12, 1993 (1993-02-12)[88]447819
8917"It's a Mad, Mad, Mad House"John TracyRegina StewartFebruary 19, 1993 (1993-02-19)[89]447811
9018"Higher Anxiety"Richard CorrellJim GeoghanFebruary 26, 1993 (1993-02-26)[90]447816
9119"Mama's Wedding"Gary MenteerSara V. Finney & Vida SpearsMarch 5, 1993 (1993-03-05)[91]447820
9220"Pulling Teeth"Gary MenteerDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerMarch 19, 1993 (1993-03-19)[92]447822
9321"Walk on the Wild Side"John TracySara V. Finney & Vida SpearsMarch 26, 1993 (1993-03-26)[93]447809
9422"Hot Stuff"Gary MenteerStephen LangfordApril 30, 1993 (1993-04-30)[94]447821
9523"Stormy Weather"John TracyFred Fox, Jr.May 7, 1993 (1993-05-07)[95]447823
9624"Buds 'n' Buns"John TracyJim GeoghanMay 14, 1993 (1993-05-14)[96]447824

Season 5 (1993–94)[edit]

No.
overall
No. in
season
TitleDirected byWritten byOriginal air dateProd.
code
971"Hell Toupee"John TracyRegina StewartSeptember 24, 1993 (1993-09-24)[97]455351
Myra visits Steve at school for lunch, and once again accuses Laura of trying to vie for his affections. The end result is a huge food fight. Meanwhile, Carl – feeling he has lost his romantic touch with Harriette – decides to invest in a toupee. He later feels better when he learns that Harriette has also been dealing with hair problems as well.
982"It Didn't Happen One Night"Gary MenteerJoseph Cvar & Gary MenteerOctober 1, 1993 (1993-10-01)[98]455352
Laura oversleeps on the morning of a huge cheerleader competition in Cincinnati, Ohio, and asks Urkel to drive her there in his BMW Isetta. She quickly becomes frustrated with the car's slow speed, and in trying to get Steve to drive faster, causes it to break down. The two are eventually forced to bunk together in a low-rent motel, where Laura really gets frustrated. Eventually, Urkel becomes a little too irked and stands up to her, leading Laura to finally apologize for her behavior. Meanwhile, Carl gets annoyed as Fletcher and Estelle continually express love for each other in public, which is something he never does with Harriette. He also makes an inept attempt to fix the kitchen window after Steve broke it by jumping through it, against Harriette's admonition to call a professional.
993"Saved by the Urkel"Gary MenteerDavid W. DuclonOctober 8, 1993 (1993-10-08)[99]455354
Carl is trying to repair a lamp and refuses to listen to Urkel's advice: unplug it. Carl electrocutes himself, and only Urkel knows CPR. Steve ends up saving Carl's life. The Winslows find themselves indebted to Urkel and shower him with gratitude. The incident also inspires Eddie and Laura to learn CPR.
1004"A Matter of Principle"Richard CorrellJim GeoghanOctober 15, 1993 (1993-10-15)[100]455355
In the series' 100th episode, Harriette's job at the Chicago Chronicle as manager of security has taken a back seat to Urkel's antics in the series' four years, but it takes center stage here. The newspaper is experiencing budget cuts, and Harriette's boss, Mr. Rollins, asks her to cut her workforce. Harriette doesn't want to fire anyone, and Carl gives her some advice on how to tell Mr. Rollins this. The end result has Harriette losing her job. Meanwhile, Myra transfers to Urkel's school, all to snare herself a certain nerd. She eventually asks Eddie and Laura for advice in winning Urkel's heart, resulting in a wild comedy of errors.
1015"Money Out the Window"Gary MenteerGary M. GoodrichOctober 22, 1993 (1993-10-22)[101]455353
Eddie still hasn't gotten over the gambling habit, and Weasel and Waldo entice him in their football betting venture (even though Urkel warns him about the risks of gambling since he was the only one who did learn his lesson). When Eddie loses a bundle, a thug named Bones (Bubba Smith) pays him a visit, threatening him with serious injury if the debt is not settled in a timely manner. Refusing to listen to Steve, Eddie sells Carl's precious stamp to settle the debt: a decision he will regret and wish Bones beat him up before his father finds out (which Carl does via Steve and the owner of the Stamp Emporium). Meanwhile, Laura adds a night job to her hectic schedule to try to get more money for a car, resulting in her being tired throughout the day. Soon Harriette convinces her to focus on her day job and let them come up with the other half of the money.
1026"Best Friends"Gary MenteerFred Fox, Jr.October 29, 1993 (1993-10-29)[102]455356
Harriette tries (a little too hard) to fit in with Laura's social group to bond with her daughter. Laura is embarrassed until KC and Maxine reminds her that their mothers aren't exactly close to them. Meanwhile, Waldo (who has been fired from a series of jobs) appears to be a failure at his new job as cashier at the Mighty Weenie until Eddie remembers that Waldo is a talented cook and rehires him as a chef.
1037"Grandmama"Richard CorellStory by : Jaleel White
Teleplay by : Fred Fox, Jr. & Jim Geoghan
November 5, 1993 (1993-11-05)[103]455357
When Eddie dumps Urkel as his partner in a prestigious 2-on-2 basketball tournament in favor of a star player (Darius McCrary's real life brother, Donovan McCrary as Kenny "The Spider" Jackson), the nerd turns to Grandmama (NBA star Larry Johnson's alter ego) for retribution. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette quarrel over Laura's curfew. Laura sees this and decides to take responsibility for herself in the matter.
1048"Dr. Urkel and Mr. Cool"John TracyJim GeoghanNovember 12, 1993 (1993-11-12)[104]455359
After Laura gets fed up with Urkel's clumsiness and nerdy behavior after accidentally spilling drinks on her, she tells him that he needs to change. So Urkel devises the ultimate scheme to win her heart...a potion called "cool genes" that will make him cool. Steve drinks the potion and becomes Stefan Urquelle, an ultra-suave, good-looking ladies man, and quickly wins Laura's heart and becomes popular with other girls as well. However when his arrogant, narcissistic traits begin to show, it isn't long before Laura gets fed up and asks to have the irksome nerd back. When Stefan questions why, she admits as annoying as Urkel is, he is more caring towards others, and Stefan complies by eating a tablet (serving as the antidote). Afterwards, Laura is happy to have Steve back and swears she never want to see the shallow Stefan again. Urkel tells her that his cool alter-ego just needs to be renovated.
1059"Car Wars"Richard CorrellSheila M. AnthonyNovember 19, 1993 (1993-11-19)[105]455358
Laura wants to buy a car, but finds the high-pressure salesman (Stuart Pankin) more than she can handle alone, given his sexist attitude. At Urkel's suggestion, she dons a mustache and hat and poses as a man to buy a car. Steve is close to spoiling Eddie's love life, especially when Eddie's previous and current girlfriends meet.
10610"All the Wrong Moves"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr.November 26, 1993 (1993-11-26)[106]455361
Laura, Urkel and Waldo each have dates at the drive-in movie theater. Laura's boyfriend wants to have sex, but doesn't seem to understand the meaning of the word "no". Myra wants to have sex with Urkel, but when he too refuses, she decides perhaps it's a good idea to wait. Waldo, of course, is Waldo, what with his bringing lawn chairs to enjoy the show, much to an embarrassed Maxine's chagrin. Meanwhile, Harriette starts charging Carl for services after they fight over a credit card reward. Soon Carl realizes his behavior is wrong, apologizes to Harriette and buys her a new refrigerator.
10711"Christmas is Where the Heart Is"Richard CorrellStephen LangfordDecember 10, 1993 (1993-12-10)[107]455363
Urkel and Carl become stranded on a subway car after a power outage on Christmas Eve. Carl and all of the car's passengers are ill-tempered, wanting to get home to celebrate the holidays with their families, leaving it up to Urkel to remind them that Christmas can be celebrated anywhere with anyone.
10812"Scenes From a Mall"Gary MenteerDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerDecember 17, 1993 (1993-12-17)[108]455360
Myra demands commitment from Urkel or else. When he refuses and asks her to leave him alone by giving him space to decide, Myra leaves in a crying fit believing Steve wants her to go away. He must now turn to Laura for help in calming Myra down. Steve explains to Myra that while he had no intentions in breaking up with her, he also makes it clear that if they continue dating: she can't force him to commit to her right away and asks that she respects his decision when he asks her to give him space. Waldo constantly worries that other boys have their eyes on Maxine, causing him to go into a jealous fit. Meanwhile, Eddie learns that the store model he has a crush on is married. Also, while Harriette is at a job interview, Carl gets burdened with having to watch Little Richie & his friend, Lil' G (Gary LeRoi Gray). James Avery makes a surprise visit in the end credits.
10913"Rock Enroll"John TracySara V. Finney & Vida SpearsJanuary 7, 1994 (1994-01-07)[109]455362
Eddie considers postponing college in favor of a singing/songwriting career, particularly when Shanice performs the song he wrote. Shanice soon inspires him to go to college and get his degree when she reveals her plans to finish school. Meanwhile, Urkel becomes depressed when no one seems to remember his birthday, unaware that Laura and Estelle are planning a surprise birthday party for him.
11014"Like a Virgin"Richard CorrellDavid W. DuclonJanuary 14, 1994 (1994-01-14)[110]455364
Wisecracker Jerry blabs about his latest conquest until Urkel lets slip that Eddie has never had sex with anyone, leading to plenty of locker room teasing. He's embarrassed, until Laura reminds him that Jerry isn't popular with the girls and is the butt of their jokes. Eddie and his friends soon realize that still having your virginity as a teenager is just fine. Meanwhile, Urkel seeks advice from Estelle when he needs her help in avoiding Myra, who wants Urkel to commit to her.
11115"Good Cop, Bad Cop"Richard CorrellSara V. Finney & Vida SpearsJanuary 21, 1994 (1994-01-21)[111]455366
Carl has warned Eddie about his late-night carousing before. So when Eddie is pulled over for a traffic violation, he says he was the victim of racial profiling by a pair of overzealous police. Carl refuses to accept his son's story of how he was "a black in a white person's neighborhood", and a huge argument ensues. On Harriette and Mother Winslow's advice, Carl sees the two officers at a coffee shop and decides to get their side of the story. What he finds out is the ugly truth (all as Eddie had explained) when the senior of the two officers reveals himself to be a severe racist. An angry Carl threatens to report the senior officer for his racial profiling, while also urging his rookie partner to re-examine his own attitude. Meanwhile, Urkel gets more than he bargained for when he takes a worried Richie to the dentist.
11216"Presumed Urkel"John TracyFelicia D. HendersonFebruary 4, 1994 (1994-02-04)[112]455365
Accident-prone Urkel is accused of blowing up the school's chemistry lab following an accident. With his academic future on the line, Laura defends Steve against his rival, Dexter Thornhill, who seems a little too eager to have him expelled. Catching on to his motivation early, Laura proves Urkel's innocence by revealing who was really at fault with a blacklight. Exposed, Thornhill reveals he framed Steve for the crime, because he wanted to win last year's science fair and has hated him for always doing better than him academically. Urkel's reputation is restored and Thornhill faces expulsion for his crimes.
11317"Father of the Bride"John TracyStephen LangfordFebruary 11, 1994 (1994-02-11)[113]455369
To get him out of his hair for the evening, Carl sends Urkel on a bowling date with Laura, then watches a movie. Estelle warns him that they may fall in love, but he ignores her and dozes off. Carl quickly has a nightmare about how Urkel and Laura fell in love, got married and gave birth to a brood of Urkel-kids in the year 2009.
11418"Psycho Twins"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanFebruary 18, 1994 (1994-02-18)[114]455368
Urkel invents some "snooze juice", which is intended to help police officers easily apprehend criminals. The potion is demonstrated at a professional wrestling event, and The Psycho Twins (one of whom is Carl's old high school friend) accidentally drinks the snooze juice, So Steve & Carl have to fill in for the Real Psycho Twins in the ring, The tag team's opponents, the WWF's Bushwhackers, find out Carl is one of something they hate; cops, which spells trouble for Urkel and Carl and leads Eddie and Waldo having to rescue them.
11519"That's What Friends Are For"Richard CorrellSheila M. AnthonyMarch 4, 1994 (1994-03-04)[115]455370
Eddie earns a college scholarship, and everyone's cheering for him but Waldo, who feels like he'll lose his friendship with Eddie once he goes off to college. However, Eddie has a surprise for him: he got Waldo into an elite cooking school. Meanwhile, Carl refuses to tell his own family why he doesn't want to take a police test, which could make him a lieutenant. Steve quickly figures out why, he has a fear of failure and Estelle convinces him to overcome his fears by taking the test. He does and is promoted to lieutenant.
11620"Opposites Attract"Gary MenteerFelicia D. HendersonMarch 18, 1994 (1994-03-18)[116]455371
Laura is editor of her school's newspaper, and quickly gets into a series of conflicts with one of the staff writers. Meanwhile, Urkel is robbed and gets the hiccups. Carl helps him with his hiccups and learns they were caused by the trauma he felt during the robbery.
11721"A-Camping We Will Go"Richard CorrellStephen LangfordApril 1, 1994 (1994-04-01)[117]455372
Urkel tags along on Carl's camping trip with Eddie and Waldo. Urkel tries to give Carl some advice, but he refuses to listen...and everyone could soon regret it.
11822"Nunsense"John TracySara V. Finney & Vida SpearsApril 29, 1994 (1994-04-29)[118]455373
Urkel, offended that his privacy had been violated, tells Myra to get lost when she presents him with a nude drawing of himself. The next morning, Urkel learns that Myra is going to a convent, causing the nerd to assume that she plans to join. He quickly enlists Eddie and Waldo to dress as nuns to find Myra and get her to reconsider her joining the nunnery. Of course, she had gone there to visit her aunt, but none of this comes out in the open until the guys are nearly arrested. Meanwhile, Carl becomes annoyed of Harriette's habit of leaving her wedding ring on the soapdish (located very close to the bathroom sink) when she puts on makeup.
11923"Aunt Oona"Gary MenteerDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerMay 6, 1994 (1994-05-06)[119]455367
Urkel's shy Aunt Oona (Donna Summer) from Altoona visits. Harriette and the others help break Oona out of her shell – by taking her to a karaoke bar for a singing contest. Meanwhile, Eddie & Waldo need to win to pay for an accident caused by Waldo's snowmobile.
12024"Stefan Returns"John TracyFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanMay 20, 1994 (1994-05-20)[120]455374
Urkel, still pining for Laura's heart, renovates his Stefan Urquelle alter ego by inventing a transformation chamber and a chemical to improve his boss sauce to allow him to maintain Urkel's sensitivity towards others. He's a much friendlier person this time, but the formula soon wears off just as Laura professes her love for Stefan. Urkel is resolved to one day make Stefan permanent.

Season 6 (1994–95)[edit]

No.
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season
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1211"To Be or Not to Be, Part 1"John TracyJim GeoghanSeptember 23, 1994 (1994-09-23)[121]456201
Harriette asks Carl to go see an eye doctor after he complains about having problems seeing. However, he balks at the idea and takes Eddie's advice by asking Urkel for some help. Urkel, meanwhile, has been perfecting his machine to enable him to be Stefan all the time. Carl asks Stefan to let him step into the transformation chamber to fix his eyesight problems. However, a jealous Myra tampers with the machine by switching the dial thinking Stefan will use it to change back into Steve and ensnares him. Unbeknownst to her, Carl is really inside and once she learns the truth, she tells Stefan to stop the chamber. Sure enough, the chamber is broken and Myra realizes what she has done when Carl Urkel (instead of Carl Winslow) steps out!
1222"To Be or Not to Be, Part 2"John TracyFred Fox, Jr.September 30, 1994 (1994-09-30)[122]456202
Carl spends the next few days walking a mile in Urkel's shoes, while Myra explains herself to Stefan. Eventually, Stefan (who has kept Urkel's scientific genius, though at a slower rate) repairs the machine, and has him changed back before he can wreak any more havoc on the Winslow household. Carl eventually realizes he could have spared everyone so much grief by following his wife's advice and getting glasses. Soon after, on Stefan and Laura's date, Stefan tells Laura that he must return as Steve for a while. When she tries to convince him not to, Stefan confesses he did not recharge before their date and soon reverts back to Urkel.
1233"Till Death Do Us Apartment"Richard CorrellSheila M. AnthonyOctober 7, 1994 (1994-10-07)[123]456203
College freshmen Eddie and Waldo move into their own apartment, but on their first night, Waldo and Maxine's relationship hits a huge misunderstanding when Eddie brings two girls home with him, causing them to break up. The girls show sympathy to Waldo and leave Eddie when they learn how narcissistic and egotistical he is. Meanwhile, with Eddie now in college, Steve tries to be a son to Carl. Carl is displeased until he realizes that Steve knows how much he misses Eddie. Carl later makes a surprise visit to Eddie.
1244"The Looney Bin"Richard CorrellFelicia D. HendersonOctober 14, 1994 (1994-10-14)[124]456205
Carl, Urkel and Mr. Looney (Tom Poston) become trapped in the school's old fallout shelter. Now Carl has another source of frustration ... Mr. Looney's (pronounced Lew-neigh, it's French; this becomes his catchphrase anytime someone pronounces it Loo-nee) penchant for singing show tunes. That is until Steve sets Carl straight and tells him that singing show tunes helps them pass time while Eddie is seeking help to free them from the shelter. Meanwhile, Harriette continues her search for a new job, and finds a job at the local clothing store in the Complaint Department.
1255"Beta Chi Guy"Richard CorrellJim GeoghanOctober 21, 1994 (1994-10-21)[125]456204
Eddie is invited to join a prestigious fraternity, despite the fact that he has to ditch Steve in order to become a member. Laura immediately sets him straight and makes him realize his friendship with Urkel is more important to him. Meanwhile, Carl orders a peanut helmet from a shopping network, where you're allowed to try a product for 30 days without paying a single cent. However, Richie and his friend, Lil' G go overboard when they order toys from the same shopping network.
1266"Dark and Stormy Night"John TracyFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanOctober 28, 1994 (1994-10-28)[126]456206
On a stormy Halloween night, Richie is disappointed because he can't go trick-or-treating. To make it up, Steve, Waldo, and the Winslow clan cheer him up by weaving a 19th-century tale about the Duke of Urkel's battle against a vampire family, the Von Winslows.
1277"Par For the Course"Richard CorrellGary M. GoodrichNovember 4, 1994 (1994-11-04)[127]456208
Carl's sharp-tongued boss, Capt. Savage (Sherman Hemsley), invites him along on a golf outing. Of course, Urkel also gets invited by Savage to tag along (due to both of them being cheese fans), and the result is exactly what one would expect. Meanwhile, Harriette and Laura have it out when she starts coming in past curfew. The last straw came when Harriette showed up at a party, wearing a robe and curlers, to drag her daughter home. Maxine instantly sets Laura straight when she reveals how little her family cares about her well being.
1288"Sink or Swim"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr.November 11, 1994 (1994-11-11)[128]456210
Urkel's straight-A record, as well as his high school graduation, are at risk since he can't pass physical education. And to pass physical education, he must pass a simple swimming test. And to pass the simple swimming test, he must get over his fear of water. And to get over his fear of water, he enlists Carl for help. However, Laura ends up being the real source of helping Steve get over his hydrophobia, when she plays a drowning victim. Meanwhile, Richie manages to join a roller skating hockey team, and in order to get equipment, Rachel must return an elegant dress. However, when she goes to return it, there seems to be a torn hole on it. Richie eventually confesses to the crime to stop Harriette and Rachel from fighting.
1299"Paradise Bluff"John TracySara V. Finney & Vida SpearsNovember 18, 1994 (1994-11-18)[129]456209
On a date to Paradise Bluff, Myra gives Urkel an ultimatum – commit to me now, or else it's over. Steve is about to let her go by reaffirming his love for Laura, but then a near accident with his BMW Isetta puts both of their lives in danger. After quickly coming up with a way to save their lives, Urkel agrees to commit to Myra for now. Meanwhile, Harriette tries to show Carl a barbecue article from a women's magazine that she borrowed from her hairstylist. However, he accidentally looks at the "Rate Your Mate" article and thinks that she surveyed him poorly. Harriette clears up the misunderstanding and reveals that her hairdresser did the quiz and rated her husband poorly. All she asked for Carl to do is look at barbecue recipes for inspiration and he apologizes for it. Harriette admits had she done the quiz herself, he would've ranked higher.
13010"Flying Blind"Kelly SandefurStephen LangfordNovember 25, 1994 (1994-11-25)[130]456207
Carl and Urkel are passengers on a charter flight. The plane is hijacked by Tony The Farret, a crook that Carl put away several years ago and is back for revenge. He skydives out of the plane, leaving Carl and Urkel to get a crash course in how to fly a plane. Also, Carl puts Eddie on a budget so he can pay off a $75 electric bill. Meanwhile, Laura is depressed that Carl and Steve won't be able to attend one of the last meetings they planned earlier on.
13111"Miracle on Elm Street"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanDecember 16, 1994 (1994-12-16)[131]456211
Richie brings home a homeless man (Art Evans) for Christmas, much to the Winslows' chagrin, but he winds up teaching them a holiday lesson about the meaning of the season. Meanwhile, Eddie accidentally throws out Laura's rag doll from her childhood. Laura becomes heartsick over the doll's apparent fate, prompting Urkel to visit a landfill in an all-out attempt to rescue the doll.
13212"Midterm Crisis"Joel ZwickStephen LangfordJanuary 6, 1995 (1995-01-06)[132]456212
Waldo baked a gourmet cake for his mid-term, which is sure to get a passing grade. However, he never turns his assignment in, thanks to a hungry Eddie and Urkel, who quickly attempts to cover up the situation by baking the same cake for his mid-term(which is a lot harder since neither Eddie and Steve know how to bake). Eventually, Waldo finds out and reprimands them for their greed. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette invite Capt. Savage over to their house, but Savage's date (Lois) makes Carl suspicious about where he's seen her before and realizes she used to work at a local strip club when he was out on patrol interviewing a potential informant. When Carl tells Capt. Savage about it, he is surprised to find out that Savage already knew and punishes him for it. So now he must confront Harriette for giving him the wrong advice.
13313"An Unlikely Match"John TracySara V. Finney & Vida SpearsJanuary 20, 1995 (1995-01-20)[133]456215
Urkel learns that a bully, Andre (Lamont Bentley), has become stricken with leukemia, due to smoking cigarettes. Urkel does the right thing and puts aside the past and, with Laura's help, stages a bone marrow drive to save his life. When Andre discovers Urkel's act of kindness, he is grateful that he gives up being Urkel's bully and befriends him. Meanwhile, Harriette wants to get new furniture for the living room, despite the fact that it'll cost $3,000 to do so. Carl, in his usual skinflint form, learns from his boss Capt. Savage that he could get furniture for cheap at a police auction. Harriette is displeased with it and eventually Carl agrees to get their old furniture back.
13414"The Substitute Son"Richard CorrellStory by : Reginald VelJohnson
Teleplay by : Fred Fox, Jr. & Jim Geoghan
February 3, 1995 (1995-02-03)[134]456216
Eddie has no time to spend with Carl, so Waldo decides to spend time with him instead. Once he watches the two spend time with each other and leave for a Chicago Bulls basketball game, Eddie is jealous and takes his anger out on his dirty sack of laundry. When Harriette and Mother Winslow comes in, Eddie blames Waldo for interfering. A furious Harriette disagrees and admonishes her lame-brained son for being selfish. She points out that Eddie deserved to have the favor returned to him for his behavior. When Eddie tries to defend himself, she recalls two previous incidents that proves her point. The first time was when Eddie promised to go bowling with Carl, just to stand him up so the former can go out on his date with a girl from a college bookstore. She also recalls another incident with the car show in which he stood Carl up and never called him to cancel because he was out on a date (which she had found out about from Waldo). Harriette unsympathetically mentions that Eddie only has himself to blame and she wants him to stop taking his father for granted. Mother Winslow's words hit home to Eddie and he feels guilty when he learned the truth in why Carl wanted to spend time with him. After Carl comes home, Eddie apologizes for his actions and promises to spend more time with him. Meanwhile, Urkel is beat up by a bunch of ruffians, so he gets his revenge as Bruce Lee Urkel!
13515"The Gun"John TracyJoseph Cvar & Gary MenteerFebruary 10, 1995 (1995-02-10)[135]456214
Gang member Toni Procopio (Tracey Cherelle Jones) and her friends brutally beat Laura up over her jacket. After being arrested and let out on bail, Toni and her gang tell Laura that she can expect to get shot if she testifies against them again. Laura, scared for her life, decides she needs to buy a gun for self-defense, even though Urkel begs her to reconsider. But then, just moments before Laura can go through with the gun purchase, Toni shoots her other best friend Josie (Trina McGee-Davis) because she refused to give Toni her shoes. Fortunately, the Winslows and Steve start "Save a Life, Turn In Your Gun" and Steve does a rap about saving your life by turning in a gun or other weapons.
13616"Wedding Bell Blues"Richard CorrellSheila M. AnthonyFebruary 17, 1995 (1995-02-17)[136]456220
Mr. Looney is engaged to be married, but on his wedding day, his bride leaves him at the altar thanks to a jilted ex-lover who comes up with a phony excuse for her to take him back. Humiliated, Mr. Looney contemplates suicide, leaving Urkel and Carl to talk him out of it. They do with the help of an old friend of Looney's who works as a police officer and she shows interest in him. Meanwhile, Laura gets upset when her parents won't let her go with her friends to see Seal in Toledo for one night, despite letting Eddie go to Canada for 4 days with people Carl and Harriette don't know. Soon they see the error of their ways and allow her to go to the concert providing that she keeps a cell phone with her.
13717"Ain't Nothing but an Urkel"Kelly SandefurStephen LangfordFebruary 24, 1995 (1995-02-24)[137]456218
To impress an MIT college recruiter, Urkel demonstrates his transformation chamber. Instead of turning into an Albert Einstein variant, Urkel makes himself into Elvis Urkel by mistake. The hunka-hunka-burning Urkel and his blue suede shoes scare the daylights out of the recruiter, which threatens his acceptance into his childhood college. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette try to help out a young couple who are fixing to get married and uncover their own problems.
13818"My Uncle, the Hero"John TracyGary M. GoodrichMarch 3, 1995 (1995-03-03)[138]456217
Richie's class takes a field trip to the police station, with tour guide Carl trying desperately to keep the dull tour afloat. Soon the class are impressed when he shows a criminal the dangers of his actions if he kills an innocent police officer. Meanwhile, Urkel and Laura plan a surprise birthday party for Myra. Of course, she thinks the two are fooling around behind her back. However, Myra soon ruins it when she learns from Waldo that they were planning her surprise birthday party in secret and owes both Steve and Laura an apology.
13919"My Bodyguard"John TracyFelicia D. HendersonMarch 17, 1995 (1995-03-17)[139]456221
After foiling a robbery attempt by accidentally knocking out the crook with a broom, Urkel receives a series of threats, prompting Carl to become his bodyguard. Meanwhile, Eddie gets a new girlfriend, who happens to be the daughter of his hard-nosed owner of Mighty Weenie. When he refuses to let them see each other, Greta gives her father a piece of her mind and he eventually relents to let her date Eddie.
14020"Cheers Looking at You, Kid"John TracyBob Illes & James R. SteinMarch 24, 1995 (1995-03-24)[140]456213
Urkel spies on Laura during her latest trip to a cheerleading convention in Omaha, Nebraska. He suspects that her newest boyfriend has less than innocent intentions on her. Meanwhile, Waldo tries getting there by his own inventive way of surprising Maxine at the convention shipping himself to her room in a giant box. However, he needs proof reading skills since he wrote inaccurate mailing addresses and a delivery man shows up at the Winslow House to return the box.
14121"What's Up Doc?"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanMarch 31, 1995 (1995-03-31)[141]456219
After dealing with Steve's antics for six years, the Winslows visit a family psychiatrist to air their grievances about Urkel in this clip show... well, Carl, Eddie and Laura do, anyway. However, Harriette is dismayed and tells the psychiatrist that even though Steve may seem bothersome at times, he's had plenty of virtues too. When Carl challenges her to name two times, Harriette points out every single kind thing Steve has done for the Winslows, which even Eddie and Laura agree with.
14222"We're Going to Disney World, Part 1"Richard CorrellJim GeoghanApril 28, 1995 (1995-04-28)[142]456224
Thanks to his transformation chamber, Urkel is a semi-finalist in a science competition at Walt Disney World Resort and invites the Winslows along. During the final demonstrations, Urkel changes into Stefan and Laura sabotages the machine, forcing the judging of the contest to be delayed three days while Stefan waits for repair parts. In the interim, he and Laura spend a romantic time together. Meanwhile, Carl, having the time of his life, decides to quit the police force and move the family to Orlando. Meanwhile in order to save money, Eddie rides in Waldo's truck from Chicago to Orlando. He ends up being angry at Waldo when he learns he had gone the wrong way and driving to towards Canada(due to Waldo's poor map-reading skills). During one night of the vacation, Stefan proposes to Laura, leading Myra to jolt awake 1100 miles away in Chicago, sensing something is wrong.
14323"We're Going to Disney World, Part 2"Richard CorrellFred Fox Jr.May 5, 1995 (1995-05-05)[143]456225
Myra arrives at Disney World to find Stefan engaged to Laura. Upset by Myra's heartbroken reaction, Laura confesses her sabotage and hoping Stefan would day this way. He is angry at her for her selfish behavior in sabotaging his chamber and reprimands her for it. Stefan tells Laura, he can't marry her because of her actions in hurting both him and Myra. He later forgives her when she urges him to fix the chamber and turn back into Urkel. Meanwhile, Carl weighs the gravity of his decision to move to Orlando, being relaxed in Disney World. Harriette tricks him into believing Capt. Savage has replaced him in his precinct and their neighbors wouldn't miss them. Aghast, he decides to return home... until he learns she tricked him. In Canada, Eddie and Waldo pick up a female hitchhiker who ends up stealing Waldo's truck.
14424"They Shoot Urkels, Don't They?"John TracyStory by : Stephen Langford
Teleplay by : Sara V. Finney & Vida Spears
May 12, 1995 (1995-05-12)[144]456223
Urkel and Carl enter a dance marathon hosted by Fletcher (Whitman Mayo, replacing Arnold Johnson) and Estelle, but because the two are so competitive with each other, they both stay up all night dancing until one of them finally gives up. However, Harriette and Myra are sick of their competition and leave them on the dance floor. Soon Steve and Carl realize the consequences of their competitive nature and apologize to each other, even Harriette and Myra.
14525"Home Sweet Home"John TracySara V. Finney & Vida SpearsMay 19, 1995 (1995-05-19)[145]456222
Urkel's father invents a microscopic camera that lets doctors insert it into patient's brains to search for brain damage. He is asked to showcase the camera in hospitals across Russia, prompting them to move. Urkel, not wanting to move away from his friends, tries to think of an idea. Carl, not wanting the nerd to move in with him, convinces Eddie to let Steve move in with him and Waldo. But when his mutant termites are a little too hungry, they break loose and eat the entire apartment(thanks to Waldo unwittingly dropping the container when trying to get his jacket). Once their apartment is destroyed, Eddie and Waldo are forced to move back home. Meanwhile as a reward for straight A's, Harriette and Maxine shop for a dress for Laura, but Laura dislikes it and learns to compromise with Maxine. When Eddie moves back home, Steve comes for a visit one last time to bid the Winslows farewell. Carl is excited at the prospects of having Urkel move to Russia and greedily decides to bid him farewell. However, when Eddie uses the same convincing against him, Carl reluctantly decides to allow Steve to move in with them.

Season 7 (1995–96)[edit]

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1461"Little Big Guy"Richard CorrellFred RubinSeptember 22, 1995 (1995-09-22)[146]457101
Urkel's transformation chamber is going berserk. The nerd and flustered foil Carl are shrunk to two inches tall, and as a result must work together to dodge hazards such as rolling fruit and large house cats.
1472"The Naked and the Nerdy"Richard CorrellStephen LangfordSeptember 29, 1995 (1995-09-29)[147]457102
Urkel and Laura accidentally see each other naked in the bathroom, and are embarrassed to speak to each other afterward. Eddie wisely helps them out by telling Urkel and Laura of his own experience in catching Carl and Harriette naked as a child. Meanwhile, Carl does a favor for his neighbor, Larry Johnson (Spencer Garrett), in the form of keeping his wife's gift (a diamond bracelet) hidden at his home. However, when Harriette mistakes it as her anniversary gift, Carl must set things straight.
1483"Bugged"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr.October 13, 1995 (1995-10-13)[148]457103
Urkel fights temptation as he fantasizes about a beautiful bug collector (Amy Hunter) he met in an online chat room. He worries that his desire to kiss her will interfere with his relationship with Myra and seeks Laura's advice. When Laura encourages him to tell Myra, he refuses imagining her anger and jealousy. Meanwhile, Harriette asks Carl to allow her boss, Nick Neidermeyer (Ron Orbach), to participate in his weekly poker game. However, he acts very rude when he keeps winning, testing Carl's patience particularly since her standing at work may be on the line. Harriette loses her patience with Nick and tells him off that she won't tolerate his disrespectful behavior. She dares him to fire her, only for him to reveal a shocking surprise: He can't fire Harriette! It turns out Nick had been transferred to the automotive department, allowing both her and Carl to get revenge on him by throwing a pie in his face. The other poker players applaud as Carl escorts Nick out of his home. Later on, Carl and his friends are enjoying playing poker with Harriette.
1494"Teacher's Pet"Richard CorrellStephen LangfordOctober 20, 1995 (1995-10-20)[149]457108
Urkel is asked to supervise an English class for his absent teacher, but the students in the class are unruly and have no intention of learning. They eventually embarrass the nerd and push him to the point where he wants to quit. However, Urkel has an ace up his sleeve – Stefan Urquelle, who immediately takes control of the class and helps one student with a date for the homecoming dance. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette bicker over each other's share of the household chores. However, hiring extra help, particularly, attractive members of the opposite sex only exacerbates matters. In the end, Carl and Harriette agree to divide the housework more fairly.
1505"Walking My Baby Back Home"Richard CorrellGary M. GoodrichOctober 27, 1995 (1995-10-27)[150]457107
When Eddie brings new girlfriend Greta (Tammy Townsend) home after curfew, her father refuses to allow her to see him for a month. Eddie wants to see Greta again, so he arranges for Urkel to act as his go-between, but that only lands the nerd in trouble, due to an unexpected flat tire. However when Mr. McClure finds out again and rather than let Steve take the fall, Eddie accepts responsibility for himself and is fired. Urkel calls out him for his brash actions and tells McClure off if he is the kind of person who fires people for being responsible for their actions, he refuses to work for him at Mighty Weenie again. Mr. McClure agrees to allow Eddie and Greta to date again, after one month. Meanwhile, Estelle is audited by the Internal Revenue Service, and Carl finds himself in trouble with the tax man as well when he tries to help her straighten the matter out.
1516"She's Back"Joel ZwickJim GeoghanNovember 3, 1995 (1995-11-03)[151]457110
Urkel goes to Russia to visit his parents without announced it, giving the Winslows a few days of not to be pestered by him. However, Myrtle shows up, hungrier than ever for Eddie's affections. Only this time, Myrtle has to get through Greta first. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette must deal with a broken garbage disposal.
1527"Hot Rods to Heck"Joel ZwickFred Fox, Jr.November 10, 1995 (1995-11-10)[152]457111
Urkel finds himself competing with another in a long line of Laura's boyfriends, this time drag racer Curtis Williams. Eventually, the two get on each other's nerves so much that Urkel is left with no choice but to soup up his Isetta (apparently, repaired from last season's accident) and challenge the big-talking Curtis to a winner-take-all race. Soon Myra is fed up with Laura's selfishness and reprimands her for it. She reveals Steve's real reason he's competing in the race, which makes Laura feel guilty for taking their friendship for granted. Even though Urkel wins the race, he is nearly injured and she sets Curtis straight for not informing her of the dangers of drag racing. Afterwards, Laura apologizes to Steve and Myra for her poor judgment. Meanwhile, Eddie learns how to compromise between him living at home and inviting his friends over at home.
1538"Talk's Cheap"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanNovember 17, 1995 (1995-11-17)[153]457113
Urkel, his southern belle cousin Myrtle Urkel, and the nerd's alter-ego, Stefan Urquelle, each appear on a talk show to discuss relationships. Appearing with them are the objects of each one's affections: Myra, Eddie and Laura. Waldo also tags along, but this time, what he says actually makes sense. Also, Harriette believes Carl cares more about the news than her. Although it's soon revealed that he only likes watching the news in order to cope with his lack of romantic drive.
1549"Struck By Lightning"Joel ZwickJim GeoghanNovember 24, 1995 (1995-11-24)[154]457104
For some reason, Urkel becomes a human lightning rod and soon develops an intense fear of thunderstorms. Meanwhile, Laura and Myra both apply for sales clerk jobs at Ferguson's Dept. Store, but only one position is available. Both annoy each other as they audition for the job. Eventually, Mr. Waxman chooses Laura for the job. She refuses and believes her mother had something to do with his decision. Mr. Waxman explains that Harriette had nothing to do with his decision. He admits even though Myra had higher sales, she also got twice as many returned items because the customers perceive her as conceited and ignorant to their feelings with her lies. Waxman tells Laura that she cares about the customers' feelings and therefore she deserves the job. At the house, Carl and Harriette encourage Urkel to experiment on himself, which is later revealed that due to his constant uses of his transformation chamber that he has produced an unlimited quantity of iron. Despite warning Carl to leave the jar containing the iron inside the house, he ignores it and is electrocuted. Carl ends up chasing Urkel around again.
15510"Best Years of Our Lives"Joel ZwickSara V. Finney & Vida SpearsDecember 8, 1995 (1995-12-08)[155]457106
Urkel is put in charge of the senior class homecoming float and despite some bumbling by the nerd and his classmates, the float becomes a huge success. Even better, everyone starts to get to really know one another, and that's something everyone can be proud of even if Urkel ruins the float when transporting it to school. Estelle's constant activities fear Carl about her health until he learns why.
15611"Fa La La La Laagghh!"Richard CorrellMeg DeLoatchDecember 15, 1995 (1995-12-15)[156]457114
Just in time for Christmas, Carl gets in a sour mood and refuses to allow Urkel to decorate the house with his crazy light displays. Then, at his poker game, one of his friends says there is a big cash prize for the neighborhood lighting contest, and Carl's mood instantly changes, which Urkel has no idea about. Soon he learns the truth after they come crashing down in the kitchen. An angry Urkel sets Carl straight for lying to him and being greedy in wanting to win the prize money, rather than make children happy. Meanwhile, Harriette wants a little more participation from Eddie and Laura in the family's holiday activities. Mother Winslow teaches them the true meaning of Christmas when she stops making her batch of gingerbread cookies. Eddie and Laura feel so guilty with their behavior and helps Harriette out with the activities.
15712"Friendship Cycles"Joel ZwickSheila M. AnthonyJanuary 5, 1996 (1996-01-05)[157]457105
Carl is once again pressed into service to teach Urkel how to do something simple this time, riding a bicycle. The usual hijinks ensue. Maxine ponders cosmetology school and although Laura is against it, she realizes her friend's happiness is more important.
15813"South of the Border"Richard CorrellJoseph Cvar & Gary MenteerJanuary 12, 1996 (1996-01-12)[158]457109
Waldo learns about the laws of a tiny island nation the hard way. It lands him in jail and causes Eddie, Urkel, and Carl to have to make a long-distance trip to bail their buddy out, and Carl won't pay a $10,000 bail which he thinks is $10,000 American dollars, which is really $30 American dollars (which nobody learns until much later when Urkel asks the leader about it). Meanwhile, Harriette organizes a blind date for Laura, with a guy majoring in Geology. She refuses to go on the date and believes he will be a nerd (due to her own relationship with Urkel).
15914"Life in the Fast Lane"Joel ZwickGregory Thomas GarciaJanuary 26, 1996 (1996-01-26)[159]457112
Laura, concerned about her figure, begins taking diet pills. One day, Urkel mistakes the pills for Vitamin C, which he had been borrowing from Laura, and goes into a stupor that nearly results in the Winslow garage being destroyed and the nerd almost seriously injuring himself. Soon, Harriette tells her to drop the diet pills because she thinks the cheerleaders are just jealous of how great she looks.
16015"Random Acts of Science"Richard CorrellDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerFebruary 2, 1996 (1996-02-02)[160]457116
When Urkel's contraptions go haywire once too often, Carl demands that the nerd must put every single invention in storage. On the night that they go about putting everything away at the Chicago Police Warehouse, a street gang (known as Satan's Serpents) breaks in in an attempt to steal the stored weapons and holds both Carl and Steve hostage. Steve tells the gang that the transformation chamber works with the green liquid, "Bruce Juice", but he tricked them into thinking that it was anyone other than Bruce Lee. Both Carl and Steve enter the chamber and are transformed into figures similar to Bruce Lee (Bruce Lee Urkel and Bruce Lee Winslow). Meanwhile, Laura weighs in the possibility of getting a Nose ring, but later decides she's better off without one.
16116"Tips for a Better Life"Joel ZwickDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerFebruary 9, 1996 (1996-02-09)[161]457121
After Urkel (thanks to the nerd's clumsiness) accidentally damaging Carl's master bedroom floor with his latest invention, Carl selfishly yells at Urkel. He decided to takes a second job at Cafe Java in order for the clumsy nerd to pay for it and not wanted be banished by Carl, by transforming into his alter ego Stefan Urquelle, and playing smooth jazz, giving the Winslows a few nights of not to be pestered by him. Meanwhile, Eddie battles the bottle as he begins coming home drunk from frat parties. After doing so one too many times, Carl kicks him out. His situation turns worse when Waldo refuses to offers let Eddie to move in with him, as he had previously insulted and hurt Waldo while intoxicated. Waldo tells Eddie off for this and breaks off their friendship until he agrees to stop drinking, saying that anyone who drinks and insults others are no friends of his. This causes Eddie to finally get the message and vow to give up drinking, and he reconciles with Waldo and Carl allows him to stay home again.
16217"Swine Lake"Joel ZwickStephen LangfordFebruary 16, 1996 (1996-02-16)[162]457120
To improve his basketball skills, Eddie (with Greta's encouragement) takes ballet lessons. Steve and Waldo are enjoying a few yuks, which embarrasses Maxine and Myra. The two are all set to perform as partners in a recital, but there's one problem: Greta's a no-show, but Myrtle is. Later on, Greta soon shows up with her hands cuffed to a sink, due to Myrtle's tampering. Meanwhile, after accidentally being called "grandmother" by Laura's latest boyfriend, Curtis, Harriette tries dressing herself in youthful clothes in order to feel young, but later decides to dress like herself when Carl tells her she still looks young in his eyes.
16318"My Big Brother"Richard CorrellFred RubinFebruary 23, 1996 (1996-02-23)[163]457122
Steve becomes a Big Brother to a smart-talking, streetwise nine-year-old named 3J (Orlando Brown). However, 3J's bravado is the cover for an embarrassing secret: The boy cannot read. So Steve decides to teach him, but 3J refuses fearing he will break his promise like the other Big Brothers he had. Steve reassures him that isn't like the others and he always kept his promises. Meanwhile, Carl finds out that Harriette has a separate savings account, making him question his faith in his own wife and later regrets it when he learns about his surprise present she bought for him.
16419"Eau de love"Richard CorrellFred RubinMarch 8, 1996 (1996-03-08)[164]457117
Steve accidentally pours his aphrodisiac potion(a.k.a. Woo Woo Juice) on himself, causing Laura to fall in love with him. However, Urkel knows he still has plenty of work to do to make the girl of his dreams truly fall in love with him once the potion wears off in a weeks time. Until that time, he must hide the smell and Laura's amorous affections from Myra. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette are having trouble trying to get to their second honeymoon thanks to a bankrupt airline and a lot of snow.
16520"Twinkle Toes Faldo"Joel ZwickFelicia D. HendersonMarch 15, 1996 (1996-03-15)[165]457115
In the second ballet-based episode of the season, this time it's klutzy Waldo who learns tap dance, which in turn will help him in 3-on-3 basketball with Eddie and Steve. Meanwhile, Laura's high ambitions of going to Harvard University are in jeopardy when Carl's unable to pay the tuition. However, Laura soon realizes the truth and offers to go to another college just to be closer to home.
16621"Scammed"Richard CorrellGary M. GoodrichMarch 29, 1996 (1996-03-29)[166]457118
A smooth-talking scam artist cons Eddie and Waldo into patronizing an exclusive sports bar (the Ace High Lounge) where the Chicago Bulls hang out. After ignoring Steve's warning not to go inside because he suspected foul play, the con-man leaves them with an expensive bill and Eddie must get help from Carl, but not without instructing Waldo to lie to him to borrow money instead, hoping to avoid confessing to his father. Carl, however, is smart enough to know better(thanks to Urkel secretly telling on Eddie to him) and forces Waldo to confess to what happened. He has the con-man and his employees arrested. Soon Carl berates Eddie for his behavior, making Eddie realize he needs to apologize to Urkel for not believing him sooner. Meanwhile, Myra tries to help Laura with an all-natural zit-removal mask using cooking ingredients, but accidentally mistakes Urkel's super glue for milk. When Steve comes home and finds out, he and Myra must get the mask removed from Laura's face before her date arrives.
16722"Dream Date"Joel ZwickFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanApril 26, 1996 (1996-04-26)[167]457124
Their dates are unable to go to the senior prom (Curtis' grandmother had just died, and Myra fell ill at the last moment), leaving Urkel and Laura dateless. So they decide to go together and it proves to be Laura's dream come true—and a once-in-a-lifetime night for Steve as well. Meanwhile, Hariiette's obnoxious former boss, Nick Neidermeyer, returns. This time, he's the Winslows' next-door neighbor.
16823"A Ham Is Born"Joel ZwickGregory Thomas GarciaMay 10, 1996 (1996-05-10)[168]457119
To bring in extra income into the Winslow household, Carl gets a job as a security guard at a movie studio. In the process, he lands a leading role in a movie, but then has a moral dilemma on his hands: With a passionate kissing scene in the script, should he risk developing real feelings for his gorgeous co-star (Garcelle Beauvais). Meanwhile, Urkel helps Richie with his science project.
16924"Send In the Clone"Richard CorrellDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerMay 17, 1996 (1996-05-17)[169]457123
Urkel's cloning machine can make exact duplicates of anything; including himself, causing double trouble throughout the household (and putting Myra in a frenzy over her "Stevie-kins"). When Laura shows up and puts the two Urkels in place, she gives out her own opinion in how Steve created a monster with his cloning machine. When the real Urkel thinks there is no solution, Laura offers him a smart idea. Still missing Stefan, she suggests that Steve put the Urkel clone into the transformation chamber and make the alter-ego Stefan a permanent human. Steve likes this idea and puts the clone in the chamber. The idea is successful with Laura getting Stefan back, while Steve is able to save his own relationship with Myra.

Season 8 (1996–97)[edit]

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"Paris Vacation, Part 1"
"Paris Vacation, Part 2"
Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr.
Jim Geoghan
September 20, 1996 (1996-09-20)[170]465301
465302
The Winslows travel to Paris, France with the help of Urkel's teleportation device (the Urk-Pad). There, Eddie has to work at a restaurant to avoid going to jail, while Stefan and Laura become models. Meanwhile, Urkel is seduced by Nicole, a lovely French girl, whose cohort (Phillpe) is out to steal the teleporter.
Stefan and Laura participate in a fashion show, while Nicole and Phillipe capture Urkel and hold him hostage inside the Paris Opera House, where he is forced to build a new teleporter.
1723"Paris Vacation, Part 3"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanSeptember 27, 1996 (1996-09-27)[171]465303
When Urkel finds out he will be killed when the Urk-Pad is finished, Nicole turns for Urkel, and Carl rescues Steve. Soon after, Phillipe chases Carl, Nicole, and Urkel throughout the city. They split up at the Eiffel Tower and Steve is thrown off by Phillipe, who's arrested by the French police. Down on the ground Carl and Nicole activate the Urk-pad under Steve while he's falling to teleport him to Chicago and save him. After going back to the Winslows' house, Myra tells Steve that it's a dream come true. At the end, Stefan decides to fulfill his career as a model, and stays in Paris.
1734"Movin' On"Richard CorrellGregory Thomas Garcia & Fred RubinOctober 4, 1996 (1996-10-04)[172]465304
Urkel finally enrolls in BIT, the Boston Institute of Technology, a fictional prestigious college (a spoof of MIT), which is miles away from Chicago. At first, the Winslows are happy to finally be rid of the pesky nerd by giving themselves the whole nerd-free days but then take pity on him when they learn he is homesick. Meanwhile, Laura (who has recently reached adulthood) moves into an apartment with Myra, but Myra’s strange personality makes it hard for Laura to live with her.
1745"3J in the House"Richard CorrellMeg DeLoatchOctober 11, 1996 (1996-10-11)[173]465305
Orphaned 3J sneaks into the Winslows' attic, afraid that he may be forced to move to another orphanage. Harriette suggests to Carl that they adopt 3J, noting that beneath that sometime smart-mouthed demeanor lies a sweet, innocent young boy who is pining for a family.
1756"Getting Buff"Richard CorrellStephen LangfordOctober 18, 1996 (1996-10-18)[174]465306
Eddie argues to his girlfriend about her modeling when Steve sees Greta nude in Laura's art class, only for Laura to reveal the shocking truth. Meanwhile, Neidermeyer takes Richie and 3J's football and he refuses to give it back. Nick is soon in for a hard lesson in respecting people's property when he is nearly arrested for trying to break into his own home.
1767"Stevil"Richard CorrellGregory Thomas Garcia & Fred RubinOctober 25, 1996 (1996-10-25)[175]465309
A ventriloquist's dummy, which looks exactly like Urkel, comes to life and terrorizes the Winslows, and Steve must stop it.
1778"Karate Kids"Richard CorrellJoseph Cvar & Gary MenteerNovember 1, 1996 (1996-11-01)[176]465307
A street gang, known as "The Piranhas", has intimidated Richie and 3J from playing at the local park, and when Urkel tries to intervene, he is quickly roughed up. The street gang begin celebrating their possible new place to deal drugs and play rap music until Bruce Lee Urkel (and similar Richie and 3J variants) show up to even the score. After slipping in the Winslows home, Nick fakes needing a wheelchair and threatens to sue Carl. However, his plans are foiled when Harriette and Eddie exploit his scam, via a recording of him running out of the house in a fake fire. After being exposed for his scam, the Winslows send Nick on his way out.
1789"Home Again"Richard CorrellStory by : Stephen Langford & Jaleel White
Teleplay by : Stephen Langford
November 8, 1996 (1996-11-08)[177]465308
Urkel reunites Stefan and Laura. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette try to spend time alone but are constantly interrupted by Richie and 3J. New Edition guest stars.
17910"Nightmare at Urkel Oaks"Kelly SandefurGary M. GoodrichNovember 15, 1996 (1996-11-15)[178]465310
Eddie has a nightmare where he is the reluctant groom to Myrtle Urkel. When Eddie refuses to marry Myrtle, her wealthy father steps in and bribes him with $10 million. Greta comes and crashes the wedding. After the nightmare, Eddie tells Urkel that he will not marry anyone for money no matter how much he's bribed. Meanwhile, Harriette tries to get Carl to go on a diet again.
18011"Chick-a-Boom"Joel ZwickFred RubinNovember 22, 1996 (1996-11-22)[179]465311
Carl once again hopes to impress Police Commissioner Geiss (Dick O'Neill) with a full-course banquet. Myra steps forward and volunteers to cook a stuffed chicken-type dish for dinner. However, things start to get explosive when she mistakes Steve's mini fireworks for pepper causing the Chickens to blow up after Eddie's band plays "Roll out the Barrel" triggering the explosions. Meanwhile, 3J encourages Richie to perform a scam to get enough money to go to the movies.
18112"The Jury"Joel ZwickGregory Thomas GarciaDecember 6, 1996 (1996-12-06)[180]465312
Urkel and Carl are selected to serve on a jury for a store robbery suspect. Urkel is the only one who is convinced that the evidence is not what it seems and proves whose really guilty of robbing the store that leads to the head of security's arrest. Meanwhile, 3J believes he is being sent back to the orphanage, so he begins working in the house and causes problems. Harriette convinces him that when she and Carl adopted him, he'll always have a home with them.
18213"It Came Upon a Midnight Clear"Gregg HeschongMeg DeLoatch & Gary M. GoodrichDecember 13, 1996 (1996-12-13)[181]465313
Steve and Carl search for a Christmas tree from within the Wisconsin woods, but wind up getting lost. Carl is annoyed and freezing, but Urkel's knowledge of astronomy saves the two from becoming icicles on Christmas. Meanwhile, Laura is caught in a love triangle with Stefan and Curtis and must decide once and for all to whom she is most loyal.
18314"Revenge of the Nerd"Gregg HeschongJim GeoghanJanuary 3, 1997 (1997-01-03)[182]465314
Laura is invited to join a sorority and is excited about becoming a member, until she learns that they constantly ridicule Urkel (and all nerds for that matter) and plan to crown him "king geek". Laura refuses to join the sorority until they change their policy around Steve. Also, after realizing how his feud with Nick Neidermeyer has become a bad influence on the kids, Carl attempts to see how well they can be as friends. This eventually reveals Nick's own jealousy over Carl for having a wonderful family, while he was ditched by his wife. Meanwhile, Urkel breaks up with Myra, believing that she's moving their relationship too fast and demanding a marriage. He learns a hard lesson in staying true to his current steady after being tempted with a beautiful woman named Allison (Sanaa Lathan).
18415"Love Triangle"Richard CorrellDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerJanuary 17, 1997 (1997-01-17)[183]465316
With Waldo having broken off his long-standing relationship with Maxine, Laura encourages her heartbroken best friend to begin dating once again. Maxine soon comes home with none other than Curtis, Laura's ex. The two get into a huge pie fight as a result, and Urkel, Carl, and Eddie get in it too, but then Stefan and Urkel convinces them to compromise. Meanwhile, Carl becomes concerned about Estelle's babysitting habits and tries to get her to compromise. Estelle reminds him of his childhood when his own grandparents spoiled him and his brothers. Carl learns a valuable lesson in respecting her decision when he is reminded that parents have to be firm with their children, but grandparents are allowed to bend the rules and spoil them.
18516"Father Time"Richard CorrellDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerJanuary 31, 1997 (1997-01-31)[184]465317
Steve and Carl use a time transporting device to travel back in time. In spite of Steve's warnings not to tamper with the past, Carl leaves a note for himself to make investments in stocks that will skyrocket. When Carl and Steve return to the present, they find out that Carl is the richest man in the world, worth about $247 billion. Although excited at first when he comes inside the penthouse, Carl quickly learns there are consequences in altering the past, especially when he finds out that the Winslows are more miserable than before. He finds out that he has never hugged Estelle and Harriette is divorcing him due to his negligence. Carl sees Urkel depressed over learning that not only Eddie and Laura have never existed, but also that the Winslows never adopted 3J. After fixing the past, Carl learns a valuable lesson in being the richest man because of his family and not out of money.
18617"Beauty and the Beast"Richard CorrellMeg DeLoatch & Gary M. GoodrichFebruary 7, 1997 (1997-02-07)[185]465320
The ladies (including Myrtle Urkel) enter the 4th Annual Miss Downtown Chicago Beauty Pageant. Cutthroat tactics and all sorts of similar antics ensue, especially by Myrtle to get Eddie's heart.
18718"Le Jour d'amour"Richard CorrellStephen LangfordFebruary 14, 1997 (1997-02-14)[186]465321

Urkel hosts three Valentine's Day short stories involving various members of the cast going through the three stages of love. At the end of the episode, he gets his own Valentine's surprise in Myra dressed as a polka cupid.

  1. First Love: Richie and 3J vie for the affections of the same girl (Kyla Pratt).
  2. True Love: Eddie and Greta run into, Oneisha, one of Eddie's ex-girlfriends from high school. Eddie then performs a love song he wrote for Greta.
  3. Lasting Love: Carl is accused of buying Harriette the same gifts for Valentine's Day as in years past. To make it up, Carl bakes Harriette's favorite chocolate chip cookies, drives cross-country to buy actual flowers and make a homemade Valentine's Day card.
18819"What Do You Know?"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanFebruary 28, 1997 (1997-02-28)[187]465319
After Urkel refuses to attend a game show called "What Do You Know?" in Eddie's place and tells him off to study for the show, he pays Urkel back by getting into the transformation chamber to transform Eddie Winslow into Eddie Urkel to gain Steve's smarts to clean up on the show. However, Eddie learns a hard lesson about studying and working hard when Urkel shows up as one of his opponents to stop him. Meanwhile, Maxine invites Laura to see Blackstreet & Dr Dre in concert, but it just so happens to be on the same night that Laura promised Carl that she would spend some time with him. When Car finds out and with his feelings are hurt, Maxine wisely gives up her ticket so he and Laura can go to see Blackstreet together.
18920"Odd Man In"Joel ZwickFred Fox, Jr.March 14, 1997 (1997-03-14)[188]465315
Both father and son have a lesson in appreciation for others. Harriette is invited to participate in Carl's poker night and cleans up. When he refuses to let her play again, he learns a hard lesson in showing appreciation for Harriette. Meanwhile, Urkel fills in for Eddie as peanut vendor at Soldier Field (while the latter is at a bikini model shoot), but thanks to the nerd's clumsiness, things go as one would expect. In the aftermath, Eddie loses his job and blames Urkel (even going as far as to break off their friendship). When Steve is hurt, Laura is furious and talks with him about it. When Eddie tries to defend himself, she reprimands him for being selfish and points out Urkel was nice enough to take time off his own schedule to cover for Eddie. Laura mentions if this is how he will continue behaving and refuse to take responsibility for himself in the loss of his job, then he doesn't deserve Steve as a friend. She ends the argument by mentioning that Urkel is better off with having her as a friend because at least she does appreciate him. Eddie realizes his actions was wrong and apologizes for his actions.
19021"Flirting With Disaster"Richard CorrellStory by : Darius McCrary
Teleplay by : Fred Rubin
March 28, 1997 (1997-03-28)[189]465318
Urkel becomes dismayed after learning he is responsible for Carl's homeowner's insurance skyrocketing (thanks to the nerd's clumsiness), and decides to move out. However, Carl saves the day when he makes his insurance agent believe that Steve will be his next door neighbor in an apartment complex that he lives in. Meanwhile, Eddie learns that it's best to act your age and remain loyal to your current steady when he falls head over heels in love with an older woman.
19122"Pound Foolish"Jason BatemanStephen Langford & Fred RubinApril 25, 1997 (1997-04-25)[190]465323
Urkel's Aunt Oona (Donna Summer) returns from Altoona for another visit, this time seeking help in losing weight. The nerd suggests his new weight compression chamber, and she loses weight, but soon, Oona regains her weight in an instant. Meanwhile, Eddie teaches 3J his methods for getting a girl to notice him.
19223"The Brother Who Came to Dinner"Richard CorrellReginald VelJohnsonMay 2, 1997 (1997-05-02)[191]465322
Carl's estranged brother Frank (Ted Lange) comes to visit with a devastating secret: He's in trouble with the law. Even worse, Carl is the one who's assigned to bring him into custody. Carl faces a big moral dilemma as he considers loyalty to his job vs. fixing a long-broken relationship with his brother whom he's still angry with for not attending their father's funeral. Eventually, he realizes family comes first and decides to help Frank out. Meanwhile, after accidentally breaking Laura's laptop computer, Steve and Eddie try to win $3,000 towards getting a new laptop at the carnival. Steve's latest invention a belt shield, might give Eddie a boost against "Butterball". However when his latest invention overheats and Eddie is knocked out, Urkel challenges "Butterball" himself and subsequently wins(using the techniques to outwit bullies).
19324"A Pirate's Life for Me"Joel ZwickFred Fox, Jr. & Jim GeoghanMay 9, 1997 (1997-05-09)[192]465324
Urkel gives Carl the opportunity to sail a 1700s vessel through Urkel's time travel watch. Unfortunately, the vessel they boarded was owned by pirates. Carl was promoted to captain due to the previous captain's lack of hygiene. But due to the nerd's clumsiness, Urkel accidentally drops his time travel watch overboard. Fortunately, Myra (along with Maxine and Laura) comes to the rescue with a copy of Urkel's time travel watch. But the crew turns on Urkel and Carl after Carl's rules for the pirates. They all engage in a sword duel and are prompted to walk the plank but escape through the watch at the right time and return home where they are late for dinner.

Season 9 (1997–98)[edit]

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1941"Out With the Old"Joel ZwickDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerSeptember 19, 1997 (1997-09-19)[193]466451
Urkel decides that he needs to give himself a whole new look, somewhat similar to alter ego Stefan Urquelle, in order to win Laura's heart. The makeover comes just in time for Laura's charity auction, where bachelors' kisses are auctioned. Eddie makes $5,000 because of Myrtle's bids. When nobody bids on the nerd, Laura, reluctantly, makes the one and only bid on Steve's kisses. This ending foreshadows the changing relationship between Steve and Laura as Laura seems to enjoy the kiss much more than she expected. Meanwhile, Carl gets upset when he learns Harriette is making more money than him after a promotion, so Carl takes a second job to become the breadwinner again. However, he once again regrets it when he learns that Harriette had been planning a birthday gift surprise.
1952"They Shoot Ducks, Don't They?"Joel ZwickJim GeoghanSeptember 26, 1997 (1997-09-26)[194]466452
Carl promises to go hunting with Urkel but would rather go hunting with Commissioner Geiss. Unbeknownst, Urkel meets with them at a small pond. Urkel refuses let Carl or Geiss kill the ducks which angers Carl and disappoints Geiss. Meanwhile, Laura "borrows" her mom's diamond earrings for a night at the Sizzle Club, yet comes home shocked to find out that one of the earrings is missing. When Myra learns that Urkel had gotten a makeover against her wishes, she tells him to return to the sexy nerd she loves so much.
1963"Dumb Belle of the Ball"Joel ZwickFred Fox, Jr.October 3, 1997 (1997-10-03)[195]466453
Ending up in the hospital after saving Eddie from getting hit by an oncoming car, Myrtle is thrilled when Eddie promises to take her to the Biloxi Debutante Ball, and teaching the others, including Big Daddy why Myrtle deserves to be there. Meanwhile, Laura upsets Carl when she goes out to the Sizzle Club in a thin, tight dress after promising to change into anything that was less revealing. She soon realizes how much she has hurt Carl after catching an episode of Extra!
1974"Drinking and Jiving"Joel ZwickGary M. GoodrichOctober 10, 1997 (1997-10-10)[196]466454
Laura and Maxine go to a fraternity party and Laura ditches her goody-two-shoes reputation by having her first beer, along with her second and third. Urkel arrives to stop this nonsense and gets a drunken Laura home. There, she gives Steve a huge kiss. In the morning, Urkel mentions the kiss to Laura, yet she claims that she doesn't remember. When Maxine asks about it, Laura admitted she lied and remembered the kiss. Meanwhile, Carl and Harriette have separate wedding anniversary plans and both tell Eddie about their plans. Then, once they both find out about each other's plans, they start to fight, forcing one of them to reconsider their plans. Eddie wisely tells them to compromise instead of fighting with one another.
1985"Who's Afraid of the Big Black Book?"Joel ZwickStephen Langford & Laura M. SteinOctober 17, 1997 (1997-10-17)[197]466455
Eddie and Laura play a series of "get even" tricks on each other. Eddie invites Laura's ex, Rick, over on a night she wants to spend with Stefan, but the suave Urkel easily gets rid of his tormentor. An angry Laura decides to get even by tricking Urkel into inviting Eddie's ex-girlfriends to a surprise birthday party. Infuriated, Urkel and Greta sets them straight by making Eddie and Laura realize that their immature tricks are just that. Meanwhile, Carl is upset that Commissioner Geiss passed him over for a promotion to captain, choosing his son instead (despite the fact Carl is more qualified). Carl proves to the commissioner his worth when he is able to defuse a potentially deadly gangfight, and the son also informs his father that he needs more time before he's ready to be a captain, allowing Carl to gain the position. During the end credits, Greta confronts Eddie for keeping a black book containing his ex-girlfriends' names and phone numbers on it and brings a blender filled with water to the kitchen table. She gives him a choice: surrender his black book so they can shred it in pieces or keep it which will likely end their relationship and take his chances with one of them whom will leave him dealing with Myrtle alone. Eddie reluctantly, but wisely chose Greta and surrendered his black book to the blender.
1996"A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Read"Joel ZwickTimothy StackOctober 24, 1997 (1997-10-24)[198]466457
While testing an invention to improve memory in a school-funded laboratory, Urkel gains the ability to read minds, but soon gives up his newfound powers when the Winslows feel their privacy has been invaded (But not before hearing that as of late, Laura has been attracted to him. After giving up his mind reading powers, Urkel suffers a brief moment of short term memory loss. Meanwhile, Carl fills in as a Head Scoutmaster to Richie, 3J and their fellow Junior Woodsmen.
2007"Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone"Richard CorrellJim GeoghanOctober 31, 1997 (1997-10-31)[199]466456
The follow-up to last season's Halloween episode "Stevil", an evil ventriloquist dummy that looks just like Steve. In this episode, Carl dreams of Stevil only this time, he is accompanied by Carlsbad, an equally evil dummy that looks like Carl.
2018"Trading Places"John TracyFred Fox, Jr.November 7, 1997 (1997-11-07)[200]466458
Stefan, wondering if Laura had developed some loving feelings for Urkel, swaps identities with Steve to find out. Though they are successful, Laura confronts both Steve and Stefan for their behavior and says she doesn't know which one of them is a better choice for their behavior. Meanwhile, Eddie shoots a class-project video about Carl and what he does as an officer for the Chicago Police Department. Though the first video comes off as a failure, Eddie comes up with another video with his community kindly contributing to it.
2029"A Pain in Harassment"Joel ZwickBeverly D. Hunter & Meg DeLoatchNovember 14, 1997 (1997-11-14)[201]466459
Harriette and her co-workers get a new boss Mr. Benner (Mark Linn-Baker) who uses verbal abuse to try to make his employees perform better. Soon, she confronts him and tells him unless he treats her and the other co-workers better, she quits. This causes Mr. Ferguson to take immediate action and fires Benner for his abuse. Harriette is soon rehired and has a VP/Head of Sales job. Meanwhile, Urkel wins a chance to win $1 million by making a half-court shot during the halftime portion of a Los Angeles Clippers game. Steve does win the $1 million only to lose nearly all of it when he throws the ball up in celebration and inadvertently destroys the scoreboard.
20310"Original Gangsta Dawg"John TracyMeg DeLoatchDecember 5, 1997 (1997-12-05)[202]466460
Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka Original Gangsta Dawg (O.G.D.) (Urkel's hip-hop cousin from Detroit, Michigan) has an unwelcome visit to the Winslow household while Steve is away visiting his uncle. His gangster ways and behavior enrages both Carl and Harriette. Little does O.G.D. know is that he'll need the Winslows' help on evading a titanic thug (known as Fresh Squeeze), to whom he owes $4,000. Meanwhile after getting a rude answer from O.G.D, Stefan and Steve conference call O.G.D. to let him know that his behavior is unacceptable and that Steve will be dealing with him tomorrow. Later, Carl has an encounter with Fresh Squeeze and after recognizing him, sneakily escorts the thug to jail.
20411"Deck the Malls"Gary MenteerStephen LangfordDecember 19, 1997 (1997-12-19)[203]466461
During the Christmas season, the Winslows and Urkel get jobs at the mall. Steve becomes a gift-wrapper with Myra (which frustrates him after being pressured by his customers), Carl becomes a department store Santa Claus and Laura becomes an elf (which too frustrates them because of their dorky styles). Meanwhile, Richie is disappointed finds out that his mom, Rachel, is unable to come home for the holiday. When one kid makes a wish to help his father find a job, Carl as Santa, gives him a business card to give to his father to call of himself. The next morning, the Winslows are confused that Eddie is not home on Christmas morning just to pick up a present. When Eddie arrives, the Winslows learn he drove all night to Detroit to pick up Rachel and light up Richie's spirits.
20512"Grill of My Dreams"Gary MenteerMichael Dawson & Ron GeigerJanuary 9, 1998 (1998-01-09)[204]466462
In an effort to decrease his clumsiness, shenanigans and to keep him away from bothering Carl, Eddie and his crush Laura Winslows too many times. Urkel gets a job at Tanaka Gardens (a Japanese restaurant) as a master teppanyaki chef. His training is put to the test when Laura and Maxine drop by for a visit. Meanwhile, while Commissioner Geiss is away on a second honeymoon, Carl must watch his pet parrot, Andre. However, when Andre starts to repeatedly say "Geiss is an idiot," Carl must try to make the parrot stop saying that phrase before Geiss comes home. When Geiss comes home, he explains to Carl that his wife taught Andre to say that line and admits that he thinks Blanche can be a real pain in the butt. It isn't long until Andre starts trouble by repeatedly saying "Blanche is a pain in the butt." and now Geiss must stop the parrot from saying that phrase.
20613"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"Richard CorrellGary M. GoodrichJanuary 16, 1998 (1998-01-16)[205]466463
Urkel decides to end his relationship with Myra when he becomes aware that Laura is beginning to gain romantic interest on Steve and the fact that Myra hates his makeover and wanted him to go back to the sexy nerd she loves. He becomes surprised at dinner that she breaks up with him first. However, Steve is unaware that it was just Myra's futile attempt to try to keep the relationship going by trying to get him to renounce his love for Laura. Myra walks in to find Steve and Laura locking lips and attempts to set Steve straight for his betrayal. Steve becomes frightened and Laura engages in an argument with Myra. After Steve breaks it up, he tells her off to leave and never come back. Meanwhile, Carl attempts to set Eddie straight for his mediocre grades. Carl refuses to accept Eddie's excuse that he doesn't know how the topics are helping him. Eddie stays up all night to find a way to fix his grades and he decides to dropout of school to make a clear path to becoming a cop.
20714"Crazy For You"Richard CorrellJim GeoghanJanuary 23, 1998 (1998-01-23)[206]466464
Myra begins her attack on the Steve Urkel-Laura Winslow relationship with the help of her "Stevie-Glasses-Cam" (placed on Steve's glasses unbeknownst to him) and enlists the help of Stefan Urquelle to try to spoil an upcoming Saturday night date. However, Stefan soon feels guilty about the whole thing and stops after realizing how insane Myra really is. Meanwhile, Carl tries to show a trigger-happy Eddie a lesson in good judgment during police training. He uses a cardboard picture of Laura as part of the training and Eddie realizes how his lack of gun control could have negative consequences if he were to accidentally shoot an innocent bystander. Part 1 of 2.
20815"Crazier For You"Richard CorrellFred Fox, Jr.January 30, 1998 (1998-01-30)[207]466465
Urkel finds out that Myra has been using his glasses to spy on him and knows that she's really "snapped her cap" when she dresses like Laura and interrupts their romantic evening. Despite getting Laura arrested for "stealing her watch", Urkel is able to get the charges dropped by exposing Myra's stalking that leads to both her arrest and possible charges. Meanwhile, Harriette finds out that her engagement ring was originally intended for another woman that Carl used to date. Conclusion of a two-parter.
20916"Whose Man Is It Anyway?"Richard CorrellMeg DeLoatchJune 5, 1998 (1998-06-05)[208]466466
Myrtle is willing to fight for her man, Eddie, so she decides to challenge Greta to a boxing match at Silver's Gym. Meanwhile, 3J begins asking questions about his biological mother, prompting Carl and Harriette to track the woman down. When Carl finds her, she mentions that 3J shouldn't know who she is.
21017"Polkapalooza"Joel ZwickStephen Langford & Saundra Stein-LangfordJune 12, 1998 (1998-06-12)[209]466467
Laura has never been a fan of polka music; she finally decides she has nothing to lose and decides to accompany Urkel to a polka jamboree. But instead of being bored and annoyed by the larger-than-life festival-goers, she actually has a great time and finally realizes that, after all these years, Urkel may indeed be the guy she was looking for all along. While the two are dancing to some slow, more romantic tunes, she finally tells him "I love you too" after one more of his love "confessions". Meanwhile, Eddie gets a room at an apartment building and even allows Carl to come see him anytime. Little does Eddie know is that he'll regret those words when he tries to have some alone time with Greta. When Carl got the idea, he apologizes and Eddie decides to compromise in letting him come when he's not with Greta.
21118"Throw Urkel from the Train"Joel ZwickMichael Dawson & Ron GeigerJune 19, 1998 (1998-06-19)[210]466468
Carl fumes about not accepting a promotion five years ago that would have transferred him to Washington, D.C. While boarding a train to travel to the nation's capital for a seminar, luggage boy Urkel accidentally stows away. The usual antics result, but the nerd helps Carl realize that "the road not taken" was perhaps the right decision after all. Meanwhile, Laura becomes suspicious about Maxine's new boyfriend D'Andre (Kristoff St. John), especially after he asks her to deliver a package for him and Eddie helps her prove it.
21219"Don't Make Me Over"Joel ZwickBeverly D. Hunter & Meg DeLoatchJune 26, 1998 (1998-06-26)[211]466469
Myrtle, making her last push for Eddie, enlists Laura and Maxine to make her over head to toe. But Eddie, firmly in love with Greta, still is not impressed, so Myrtle decides to pursue someone else, which makes Eddie realize he'll somewhat miss her annoying attempts to win him, and asks her what is he supposed to do now that she's leaving for good. Myrtle replies with a famous movie quote from "Gone with the Wind" – "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn". Meanwhile, Carl doesn't want Harriette to worry about his beautiful new masseuse, so he fibs about her appearance, claiming the masseuse is a "big, beefy sistea".
21320"Pop Goes the Question"Joel ZwickDavid W. Duclon & Gary MenteerJuly 3, 1998 (1998-07-03)[212]466470
Carl tells a fellow police officer about Laura's engagement. Both Steve and Stefan propose to Laura. Her past adventures with both the nerd and the one-time "man of her dreams" are replayed through flashbacks (Steve in "Marriage 101," and Stefan in "We're Going to Disney World"). Laura is conflicted between the two, and when Steve feels Stefan is better, he plans to move to Russia to be with his parents, but Laura stops Urkel when she realizes she couldn't live without him, and tearfully accepts his marriage proposal, saying that she is sure that he is the one for her, a promise which the two seal with a kiss.
21421"Lost in Space, Part 1"Joel ZwickGary M. Goodrich & Timothy StackJuly 10, 1998 (1998-07-10)[213]466471
After NASA buys the patent to one of Urkel's inventions, he's sent into space with a pair of astronauts to test it out. However, Steve's invention unintentionally causes a nearby satellite to crash into the space shuttle, and before long he sends himself hurtling through outer space. Meanwhile, Harriette (worried for the well-being of rookie officer Eddie) demands to have him assigned to giving out tickets for parking meter violations. Myra attempts to use the media to pose as Urkel's fiancée, but is caught by Stefan who finally forces her to relinquish her love for him.
21522"Lost in Space, Part 2"Joel ZwickGary M. Goodrich & Timothy StackJuly 17, 1998 (1998-07-17)[214]466472
NASA struggles to recover its astronauts and save Urkel's life. However, all ends well, and Steve returns to Earth a national hero. Meanwhile, while on meter duty, Eddie finds himself in the middle of a shootout. Eddie survives thanks to the lucky bullet-proof vest that Carl gave him. During that time, Carl and Eddie help Harriette realize that the job is dangerous and she needs to support them no matter what. Steve sees Laura at the end of the episode and says "You get more beautiful every time I see you." Laura then says she will kiss him only on one condition, Steve will have to promise to "never go into outer space again." Steve replies with "Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss" and they do, with a final applause from the audience.

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