List of Squidbillies episodes

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Squidbillies is an animated television series on Cartoon Network's late night programming block Adult Swim. A total of 104 episodes of Squidbillies have aired. Volumes 1–6 are available on DVD.

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Series overview[edit]

Season Episodes Originally aired
First aired Last aired
1 6 October 16, 2005 (2005-10-16) November 20, 2005 (2005-11-20)
2 14 September 17, 2006 (2006-09-17) December 24, 2006 (2006-12-24)
3 20 January 20, 2008 (2008-01-20) June 8, 2008 (2008-06-08)
4 10 May 17, 2009 (2009-05-17) July 19, 2009 (2009-07-19)
5 10 May 16, 2010 (2010-05-16) July 18, 2010 (2010-07-18)
6 10 September 11, 2011 (2011-09-11) November 13, 2011 (2011-11-13)
7 6 July 22, 2012 (2012-07-22) August 26, 2012 (2012-08-26)
8 9 August 11, 2013 (2013-08-11) October 13, 2013 (2013-10-13)
9 10 September 21, 2014 (2014-09-21) November 30, 2014 (2014-11-30)
10 9 July 10, 2016 (2016-07-10) November 20, 2016 (2016-11-20)


Season 1 (2005)[edit]

No. in
Title Original air date [1] Prod.
1 1 "This Show is Called Squidbillies" October 16, 2005 (2005-10-16) 101
The back story for the series, focusing on Rusty's conception and childhood leading to his reunion with his father, Early.
2 2 "Take This Job and Love It" October 23, 2005 (2005-10-23) 102
Early is fired from his job selling mattresses and must find new employment to avoid violating his parole. In the end he is hired as CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International,who, as Dan Halen describes, is responsible for any lawsuits that may and are in fact being pressed against the company.
3 3 "School Days, Fool Days" October 30, 2005 (2005-10-30) 103
The Sheriff informs Early that Rusty must be given an education, so Early decides to home-school him.
4 4 "Chalky Trouble" November 6, 2005 (2005-11-06) 104
An anti-white people rally leads to the revelation that Rusty's mom is white.
5 5 "Family Trouble" November 13, 2005 (2005-11-13) 105
Rusty is reunited with his mother, Krystal, leading to questions and testing regarding his paternity.
6 6 "Office Politics Trouble" November 20, 2005 (2005-11-20) 106
Dan Halen Industries begins mass-producing Early's home made alcohol under the brand name "Glug".

Season 2 (2006)[edit]

No. in
Title Original air date [1] Prod.
7 1 "Government Brain Voodoo Trouble" September 17, 2006 (2006-09-17) 201

The Sheriff and Early visit a therapist together and resolve none of their issues.

Guest appearance: Jonathan Katz as "The Rapist" (uncredited)
8 2 "Butt Trouble" September 24, 2006 (2006-09-24) 202
Rusty begins laying eggs, to Early's dismay.
9 3 "Double Truckin' the Tricky Two" October 1, 2006 (2006-10-01) 203
When the state investigates Dan Halen's blatantly rigged lottery, Halen rigs the next drawing so someone else (Early) wins, only to reveal the gruesome nature of the prize.
10 4 "Swayze Crazy" October 8, 2006 (2006-10-08) 204
A man claiming to be Patrick Swayze comes to town.
11 5 "Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble" October 15, 2006 (2006-10-15) 205

Early wears his "party hat" to church, upsetting the Pastor and God. An accident causes him to become a Fundamentalist Christian.

Guest appearance: Fred Armisen as Squid Jesus.
12 6 "Meth O.D. to My Madness" October 22, 2006 (2006-10-22) 206
Early buys land and tries to make money on it, including drafting Lil into cooking meth.
13 7 "The Tiniest Princess" October 29, 2006 (2006-10-29) 207

On Halloween night the family confronts the local monsters.

Guest appearance: Jon Wurster as Skyler.
14 8 "Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust" November 5, 2006 (2006-11-05) 208
Granny is hospitalized, in need of an operation the family can't afford.
15 9 "Bubba Trubba" November 12, 2006 (2006-11-12) 209

Comedian Plumber Bubba (a parody of Larry the Cable Guy) does a show in town.

Guest appearance: Gregory Alan Williams
16 10 "Burned and Reburned Again" November 19, 2006 (2006-11-19) 210

Early and Krystal reconcile, but it doesn't go well.

Guest appearance: .38 Special as themselves.
17 11 "Terminus Trouble" November 26, 2006 (2006-11-26) 211

Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff tour Atlanta, where Early is arrested.

Guest appearances: Mike Schatz as the consoler & Ned Hastings as the judge.
18 12 "Survival of the Dumbest" December 10, 2006 (2006-12-10) 212

Another squid causes Rusty to question the nature of life.

Guest appearance: Patton Oswalt as the giant one-eyed squid.
19 13 "A Sober Sunday" December 17, 2006 (2006-12-17) 213
Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays.
20 14 "Rebel with a Claus" December 24, 2006 (2006-12-24) 214
On Christmas night Early captures and ransoms Santa Claus.

Season 3 (2008)[edit]

No. in
Title Original air date [1] Prod.
21 1 "Webnecks" January 20, 2008 (2008-01-20) 301
Rusty's knack for computers leads to a robotic revolution in Dougal county.
22 2 "Beast Implants" January 27, 2008 (2008-01-27) 302
After Granny's skin is burnt off, she has her body parts replaced with different animals, which causes her to act like them.
23 3 "Tween Steam" February 3, 2008 (2008-02-03) 303
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a sting operation/reality TV show, making him a celebrity—until he begins puberty.
24 4 "Wing Nut" February 10, 2008 (2008-02-10) 304
Dan Halen Industries genetically engineers a chicken entirely made of wings.
25 5 "Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice and Moderation'" February 17, 2008 (2008-02-17) 305

Rusty sells his soul to the devil in exchange for guitar skills. To preserve his ego, Early does the same.

Guest appearance: Brendon Small as the Devil.
26 6 "Earth Worst" February 24, 2008 (2008-02-24) 306

After Early sells some of the land for commercial use, the family has a run-in with a group of hippies.

Guest appearance: Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch, and Jon Wurster as a group of hippies.
27 7 "The Good One" March 2, 2008 (2008-03-02) 307
Lil gives birth to a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them.
28 8 "Sharif" March 9, 2008 (2008-03-09) 308
Having an attractive and youthful odor comes at a heavy price.
29 9 "Condition: Demolition!" March 16, 2008 (2008-03-16) 309

After accompanying his father to "Make Your Child Do Work Day", Rusty enters a demolition derby.

Guest appearance: Eric "Butterbean" Esch as himself.
30 10 "The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma" March 23, 2008 (2008-03-23) 310
A documentary on "ignorant land squids"—the Cuylers—is filmed in Dougal County.
31 11 "The Unbearable Heatness of Fire" April 6, 2008 (2008-04-06) 311
The Sheriff investigates the cause of a fire that claims the Cuyler home.
32 12 "Tuscaloosa Dumpling" April 13, 2008 (2008-04-13) 312
Rusty is put through a number of trials to prove his maturity.
33 13 "Armageddon It On!" April 20, 2008 (2008-04-20) 313

The Rapture occurs and various Dougal County residents ascend to Heaven, while others do not.

Guest appearances: Riley Martin as the Horseman of Pestilence (one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse) and Larry Munson as voice of God. Unknown Hinson drawn as himself can be seen ascending as the rapture begins.
34 14 "Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen" April 27, 2008 (2008-04-27) 314
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
35 15 "Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby" May 4, 2008 (2008-05-04) 315
Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff hunt Georgia's rarest bird.
36 16 "An Officer and a Dental Dam" May 11, 2008 (2008-05-11) 316
After Granny takes ill, Early has her personal effects appraised on a public television program and discovers a long forgotten affair with General Robert E. Lee.
37 17 "The Okaleechee Dam Jam" May 18, 2008 (2008-05-18) 317

When Dougal County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

Guest appearance: David Allan Coe as himself.
38 18 "Pile M for Murder" May 25, 2008 (2008-05-25) 318

Dan Halen grows a tail and horn and hears a voice, prompting him to have "Mount Murder" built. Meanwhile, The Cuylers have accidentally given away instead of sold their mud, leaving them no money for gas to go muddin'.

Guest appearance: Riley Martin as Dan Halen's conscience
39 19 "Mud Days and Cornfused" June 1, 2008 (2008-06-01) 319

Dougal county celebrates Mud Days, during which Dan Halen presents the community with a corn maze.

Guest appearance: Vernon Chatman as Shuckey the Corn Mascot.
40 20 "Krystal, Light" June 8, 2008 (2008-06-08) 320
Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. Both Dan Halen and Early find themselves attracted to her.

Season 4 (2009)[edit]

No. in
Title Original air date [1] Prod.
41 1 "Lerm" May 17, 2009 (2009-05-17) 401

An accident leads to rage, leads to friendship, leads to love, leads to murder, leads to political success. The phrases "Death to America" and "...go that way" are used extensively in this episode.

Guest appearance: Soilent Green provide the theme song.
42 2 "The Liar, the Bitch and the Bored Rube" May 24, 2009 (2009-05-24) 402
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
43 3 "The Fine Ol’ Solution" May 31, 2009 (2009-05-31) 403
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
44 4 "Anabolic-holic" June 7, 2009 (2009-06-07) 404

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Guest appearances: Mick Foley as Thunder Clap (uncredited), George Lowe as wrestling-promo voice, and Brendon Small.
45 5 "Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind" June 14, 2009 (2009-06-14) 405

The oldest living Confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.

Guest appearance: Stan Robak
46 6 "The Big Gay Throwdown" June 21, 2009 (2009-06-21) 406
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
47 7 "Atone Deaf" June 28, 2009 (2009-06-28) 407
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
48 8 "God’s Bro" July 5, 2009 (2009-07-05) 408

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro after Dan Halen finances the construction of a black hole.

Guest appearance: Mike Schatz as the scientist.
49 9 "Reunited, And It Feels No Good" July 19, 2009 (2009-07-19) 409
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
50 10 "Not Without My Cash Cow!" July 19, 2009 (2009-07-19) 410
When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

Season 5 (2010)[edit]

No. in
Title Original air date [1] Prod.
51 1 "Need for Weed" May 16, 2010 (2010-05-16) 501

The discovery of Lil's secret marijuana operation brings jamband Widespread Panic to Dougal County.

Guest appearances: Widespread Panic as themselves
52 2 "The Many Loves of Early Cuyler" May 23, 2010 (2010-05-23) 502

Early starts his own cult and marries a bunch of women in a "Jim Jones" like manner.

Guest appearance: Mamie Warner (Jesco White's real-life sister) as Krystal's cousin.
53 3 "Dead Squid Walking" May 30, 2010 (2010-05-30) 503

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

Guest appearances: Jesco White as Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler and George Lowe as wrestling promo voice.
54 4 "Young, Dumb and Full of Gums" June 6, 2010 (2010-06-06) 504
Dan Halen tells everyone in Dougal County that Obama is putting fluoride and other mind-bending drugs in the water supply to sterilize the town.
55 5 "Holodeck Redneck" June 13, 2010 (2010-06-13) 505

Advances in holodeck technology allow Early to visit Florida.

Guest appearances: Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (uncredited).
56 6 "Frivolacious Squidigation?" June 20, 2010 (2010-06-20) 506
Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
57 7 "Fatal Distraction" June 27, 2010 (2010-06-27) 507

Early's GPS unit develops a bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together.

Guest appearance: Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
58 8 "Clowny Freaks" July 4, 2010 (2010-07-04) 508

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

Guest appearances: Andrew Montesi as Festival of the Clowny Freak commercial announcer, Todd Snider, Larry Wachs

Note: The rap group in this episode is a reference to the Insane Clown Posse.
59 9 "Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine" July 11, 2010 (2010-07-11) 509

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, while Early tries to profit from Rusty's talent.

Guest appearances: Chad Johnson and Phil Hendrie.
60 10 "America: Why I Love Her" July 18, 2010 (2010-07-18) 510

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the United States of America, while defending Dougal County against al-Qaeda's plot to invade Alabama.

Note: This is the first half-hour episode.

Season 6 (2011)[edit]

No. in
Title Original air date [1] Prod.
61 1 "Asbestos I Can" September 11, 2011 (2011-09-11) 603

Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

Guest appearances: T-Pain, Kevin Gillespie, and Brendon Small
62 2 "Class of '86" September 18, 2011 (2011-09-18) 604
The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.
63 3 "Velvet Messiah" September 25, 2011 (2011-09-25) 602
Early steals Granny's picture of Jesus and exploits the townspeople by hiding behind the picture and making demands.
64 4 "The Big E" October 2, 2011 (2011-10-02) 605

Early attacks and nearly kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcer's job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing. The end of the episode has a tribute to the late George Jones who sang the theme for this episode.

Guest appearances: Dave Stone and Jeff B. Davis
65 5 "Keeping It in the Family Way" October 9, 2011 (2011-10-09) 606

Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.

Guest appearance: Elizabeth Cook
66 6 "Snow Daddy" October 16, 2011 (2011-10-16) 601
Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.
67 7 "Ballmart" October 23, 2011 (2011-10-23) 607
Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.
68 8 "The Pharaoh's Wad" October 30, 2011 (2011-10-30) 608

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

Guest appearance: Riley Martin
69 9 "Return of Gaga Pee Pap" November 6, 2011 (2011-11-06) 609

A terminally ill Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap returns to make peace with his family before death, and also to "get them again" one more time.

Guest appearance: Jesco White
70 10 "Trucked Up!" November 13, 2011 (2011-11-13) 610

After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done". They really couldn't: Dan Halen hired him to drive toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris, thereby dumping it into the Atlantic Ocean.

Guest appearances: Riley Martin and Billy Joe Shaver

Season 7 (2012)[edit]

No. in
Title Original air date [1] Prod.
U.S. viewers
71 1 "Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D" July 22, 2012 (2012-07-22) 702 1.199[2]

Months after the events of Keeping It in the Family Way, Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the child he is about to have with Tammi.

Guest appearance: Brendon Small
72 2 "Beware the Butt-Cutter" July 29, 2012 (2012-07-29) 701 1.140[3]
When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town’s stupidest citizen for help.
73 3 "Squidbilly Manfishing" August 5, 2012 (2012-08-05) 704 1.157[4]

Early gets plastic surgery to improve his self-esteem.

Guest appearance: Bill Mondy
74 4 "Green and Sober" August 12, 2012 (2012-08-12) 703 1.081[5]

Lil gets sober and moves out.

Guest appearances: Paleface and Grey Revell
75 5 "The Legend of Kid Squid" August 19, 2012 (2012-08-19) 705 1.010[6]

When Rusty takes the fall for Early’s crimes, Early becomes jealous of the attention that Rusty receives. Early then commits a crime that enrages the entire county.

Guest appearance: Dave Stone
76 6 "From Russia with Stud" August 26, 2012 (2012-08-26) 706 1.132[7]

The sheriff gets a Russian mail-order bride, who promptly abandons him for a much more attractive man.

Guest appearance: Billie Reaves

Season 8 (2013)[edit]

No. in
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U.S. viewers
77 1 "Granite Caverns" August 11, 2013 (2013-08-11) 801 1.226[8]

Dan Halen's most recent business venture takes off when he advertises Rusty's chalk art as cave drawings created by ancient aliens.

Guest appearances: Bradford Cox and Jared Swilley
78 2 "Ga-Ga-Ghost" August 18, 2013 (2013-08-18) 803 1.142[9]

The ghost of Ga Ga Pee Pap returns to bond with Early.

Guest appearance: Jesco White as the ghost of Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler
79 3 "The Inkubator Lives!" August 25, 2013 (2013-08-25) 804 1.269[10]

Rusty moonlights as a crime fighter ignoring Tammi and his son.

Guest appearance: Dave Stone
80 4 "Drone to the Bone" September 8, 2013 (2013-09-08) TBA 1.196[11]
Rusty gets a job piloting drones only to have Early face off against them.
81 5 "A Jailhouse Divided" September 15, 2013 (2013-09-15) TBA 1.360[12]
Denny challenges Sheriff for his job.
82 6 "Stop, Jammer Time" September 22, 2013 (2013-09-22) TBA 0.863[13]

A new judge sets out to punish lawbreakers.

Guest appearance: Lavell Crawford as Judge Jammer
83 7 "Thou Shale Not Drill" September 29, 2013 (2013-09-29) TBA 1.004[14]

The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.

Note: This is the second half-hour episode.

Guest appearance: Ralphie May (credited under a pseudonym) as Peanut
84 8 "The Squid Stays in the Picture" October 6, 2013 (2013-10-06) TBA 0.946[15]
Early sells out to liberal Hollywood.
85 9 "Gun of a Son" October 13, 2013 (2013-10-13) TBA 1.134[16]

Early accidentally shoots Rusty while drunk.

Guest appearances: Dave Hill and Joe Randazzo

Season 9 (2014)[edit]

No. in
Title Original air date [1] Prod.
U.S. viewers
86 1 "Hetero-cephalo Agenda" September 21, 2014 (2014-09-21) 901 1.244[17]
Early protests gay marriage, marrying a paint can and ultimately an Appalachian black bear in the process.
87 2 "Limbitless" September 28, 2014 (2014-09-28) 90 1.395[18]
Early discovers to his delight that he can scam Dan Halen for money by injuring himself on the job.
88 3 "Taint Misbehavin'" October 5, 2014 (2014-10-05) TBA 1.207[19]

Dan Halen is diagnosed with cancer which ultimately leads to adopting/converting Kemetism as his religion and building a pyramid.

Guest appearances: Isaac Hayes III and Brendon Small
89 4 "Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water" October 12, 2014 (2014-10-12) TBA 1.412[20]
Rusty questions his son's paternity while Tammi dates Denny
90 5 "Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!" October 19, 2014 (2014-10-19) TBA N/A
Early builds a doomsday bunker and decides to bring down society to avoid paying for it.
91 6 "A Walk to Dignity" October 26, 2014 (2014-10-26) TBA 1.077[21]

Sheriff's father breaks the law to deconstruct social barriers.

Guest appearance: Jesco White
92 7 "Granny Hotfoot" November 9, 2014 (2014-11-09) TBA 1.025[22]
After getting caught trying to steal apples, the Cuylers are forced into pig races.
93 8 "Sheriff-in-law" November 16, 2014 (2014-11-16) TBA 1.128[23]

Early marries the Sheriff's invalid mother.

Guest appearance: Edward Hastings
94 9 "Hybrid to Hell" November 23, 2014 (2014-11-23) TBA 0.846[24]
Early protests hybrid power by rolling coal in his truck-boat-truck. When it runs out of fuel, Rusty and the Sheriff take his truck to a used car dealer (hoping to get rid of it) and use the money to buy Early an electric car.
95 10 "Jose, Can You? Si!" November 30, 2014 (2014-11-30) TBA 0.989

Early faces deportation...right after yelling at Hispanics to leave the USA. The Sheriff asks Early for a birth certificate and social security number but his mother (Granny) can't give him one because she gave birth to him in international waters while she was prostituting herself at Navy ships. Early is deported and returns to marry his mother in an attempt to regain citizenship. At the wedding and the end of the episode, one of the hispanic men from the beginning tell the Sheriff that the marriage was unnecessary because his mom is a citizen and therefore so is Early.

Guest appearance: Todd Barry

Season 10 (2016)[edit]

No. in
Title Original air date [1] Prod.
U.S. viewers
96 1 "Lipstick on a Squid" July 10, 2016 (2016-07-10) TBA 1.167[25]

The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.

Guest appearances: Amber Nash as Prosperity and Tara Ochs.
97 2 "Southern Pride and Prejudice" July 17, 2016 (2016-07-17) TBA 1.245[26]
Early gets stuck in a symbol of his own oppression. Dan Halen bans the sale and display of the Confederate flag, angering the Cuyler family. Early joins EBISSE, the Esteemed Brotherhood of the Institute of Southern Self Esteem. Rusty discovers that squids were slaves in the old days in the South and tells Early. His father resists the truth at first, but eventually removes his Confederate flag tattoo on his face, telling the tattoo artist that it's racist.
98 3 "Trackwood Race-ist" July 24, 2016 (2016-07-24) TBA 1.277[27]

Early battles his grandson, Randy, in a Woody scout pine car derby. Early makes a truck-boat-truck car and Rusty makes a plain wooden car with sap clogging the wheels. Early beats Rusty during practice. Later that night, Rusty makes modifications to the car (which is against the rules). The next day, Rusty wins against half of the racers while Early beats the other half. The two Cuylers face off but Rusty wins when Early's cheating attempt fails. Despite winning by speed, Early wins by rule because a hot dog piece that he told Granny to shoot hits his truck-boat-truck by accident. In the end, everyone gets a trophy and a pizza and Early storms out with his saying "Goshdam millennials!"

Guest appearance: Dave Hill
99 4 "The Peep" July 31, 2016 (2016-07-31) TBA 1.231[28]
Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.
100 5 "Vicki" August 7, 2016 (2016-08-07) TBA 1.116[29]
Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.
101 6 "Cephalo-ectomy" August 14, 2016 (2016-08-14) TBA 1.196[30]
Randy is bullied at school because of his squid tenticles. Early and Granny teach Randy how to use his tenticles to fight back. The next day, Randy violently hurts two bullies by ramming his tenticles up their butts and through their mouths. This leads to fear in the school and Tammi tells the three Cuylers that she's talked to the doctor about surgically removing Randy's squid parts. This surprises them and Early asks Tammi for 24 hours to show her that Randy is a good squid. He teaches Randy how to get out of work, to disobey orders, to rob Boyd's store, and demonstrates squirting​ ink when angry. When Rusty fails to squirt ink at a cardboard cutout of Bill Clinton, Early and Granny become indifferent and tell Rusty to "let his mama cut off them wigglers...He ain't one of us." Rusty and Randy leave and Rusty tells Tammi that she's right, surgery is the best option, but she informs him that the surgery is too expensive for her to afford. Wanting to provide for his son, Rusty steals one of his father's trucks and sells it online. Unfortunately, Randy's surgery doesn't help anything as his tenticles grow back. Early wakes up ​and calls the Sheriff to search for his truck. Deputy Denny shows up driving the truck, revealing that he bought it online. Early and Denny argue and draw their guns, causing Sharif to draw two pistols. A Mexican standoff ensues, with no one shooting. Denny explains (after a lot of yelling) that Rusty sold the truck to him online but Early refuses to believe it. Rusty walks up and reveals that he actually did, saying "because I'm a squid: I steal, I don't take orders from nobody." Early tells his son that he's proud of him, knowing "you was always a good squid." Taking advantage of the distraction, Denny rides off in the truck, hoping to keep it. Early, Rusty, and Randy follow. Denny leaps out of his house with his pistols drawn just as Early is breaking into his truck. Randy sprays ink all over Denny, then inserts his tenticle up Denny's butt and through his mouth, then beats him. This makes the other two squids happy until blood starts pouring. Early drives the three of them home.
102 7aon "Greener Pastor" August 21, 2016 (2016-08-21) TBA 1.232[31]

The town's new Pastor learns that doing the good lord's work is hard, especially if Early has any thing to say about it.

Guest appearance: Jason Isbell as new reverend Kyle Nubbins

Note: This episode was dedicated to the memory of the late Scott Hilley, who voiced The Reverend in the series.
103 8 "Squash B'Gosh" October 30, 2016 (2016-10-30) TBA 0.888[32]
Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.
104 9 "Thanks-Taking" November 20, 2016 (2016-11-20) TBA 0.834[33]
Rusty's new friend is invited to Thanksgiving dinner.


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