Me Talk Pretty One Day

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Me Talk Pretty One Day
Paperback cover
Author David Sedaris
Cover artist Jacket design by Chip Kidd
Country United States
Language English
Genre Essay collection
Publisher Little, Brown and Company
Publication date
May 2, 2000
Media type Print (hardcover and paperback)
Pages 288 pp (first edition, hardcover)
ISBN ISBN 0-316-77772-2 (first edition, hardcover)
OCLC 43562054
814/.54 21
LC Class PS3569.E314 M4 2000
Preceded by Holidays on Ice
Followed by Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Me Talk Pretty One Day, published in 2000, is a bestselling collection of essays by American humorist David Sedaris. The book is separated into two parts. The first part consists of essays about Sedaris’s life before his move to Normandy, France, including his upbringing in suburban Raleigh, North Carolina, his time working odd jobs in New York City, and a visit to New York from a childhood friend and her bumpkinish girlfriend. The second section, "Deux", tells of Sedaris’s move to Normandy with his partner Hugh, often drawing humor from his efforts to live in France without speaking the French language and his frustrated attempts to learn it. Prior to publication, several of the essays were read by the author on the Public Radio International program, This American Life.

In April 2001, Variety reported that Sedaris had sold the Me Talk Pretty One Day film rights to director Wayne Wang, who was adapting four stories from the book for Columbia Pictures with hopes of beginning shooting in late 2001.[1][2] At the time, Sedaris commented, "It's just one of those things I had never considered. Like, 'What if I de-clawed a kitten?' But I like Wayne Wang a lot."[2] He recommended Jack Lemmon to play his father and Elaine Stritch for his mother.[2] Wang had completed the script and begun casting when Sedaris asked to "get out of it," after a conversation with his sister aroused concerns as to how his family might be portrayed on screen. He wrote about the conversation and its aftermath in the essay "Repeat After Me", published in Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. Sedaris recounted that Wang was "a real prince. I didn't want him to be mad at me, but he was so grown up about it. I never saw how it could be turned into a movie anyway."[3]



  1. "Go Carolina" - Sedaris is forced to go to his elementary school speech therapist for his lisp.
  2. "Giant Dreams, Midget Abilities" - Sedaris's father enrolls him in guitar lessons taught by a midget.
  3. "Genetic Engineering" Sedaris discusses the disparate interests between his father and the rest of the family.
  4. "Twelve Moments in the Life of the Artist" - Sedaris presents his own efforts to establish himself as a performance artist while fueled by methamphetamine.
  5. "You Can't Kill the Rooster" - Sedaris's brother, Paul, has a dirty mouth, but kind heart.
  6. "The Youth in Asia" - Sedaris recounts the different pets he grew up and their demises.
  7. "The Learning Curve" - Sedaris gets a job as a writing teacher and satirizes his efforts at conducting workshops.
  8. "Big Boy" - While attending a party, Sedaris finds himself trying to get rid of a huge turd left in the toilet by the previous visitor.
  9. "The Great Leap Forward"- Sedaris is hired by a woman who lives in a big house to be her personal assistant; subsequently he works for a moving company.
  10. "Today's Special" - Sedaris pokes fun at over-elaborately prepared foods and their fanciful descriptions on menus.
  11. "City of Angels" - A childhood friend from North Carolina comes to visit Sedaris in Paris, and she brings along her rather uncultured hick girlfriend who seems to express culture shock much to the annoyance of Sedaris (and even her girlfriend at times), but surprisingly the visit turns out well.
  12. "A Shiner Like a Diamond" Sedaris's sister, Amy, is to be profiled in a New York magazine, an event that occasions Sedaris to recall that his father is obsessed with the Sedaris sisters looking thin and beautiful; they play a practical joke on him.
  13. "" - Sedaris recalls his reluctance to join the internet.


  1. "See You Again Yesterday" - Sedaris recalls his first visits to Normandy with his partner Hugh.
  2. "Me Talk Pretty One Day" - Sedaris recalls a French class he took in Paris.
  3. "Jesus Shaves" - Sedaris recounts a day in the Parisian French class in which the class explained Easter to a Moroccan woman.
  4. "The Tapeworm Is In" - Sedaris buys a Walkman to aid learning French.
  5. "Make That a Double" - Sedaris explains that he finds gender assignment the most challenging aspect of learning French
  6. "Remembering My Childhood on the Continent of Africa" - Sedaris compares the childhood of his partner, Hugh, to his own; where his boyhood had been pedestrian, Hugh's is exotic.
  7. "21 Down" - Sedaris talks about his crossword addiction.
  8. "The City of Light in the Dark" - Sedaris enjoys going to the movies in Paris more than seeing the usual cultural sights.
  9. "I Pledge Allegiance to the Bag" - Sedaris satirizes French ideas of what Americans are like.
  10. "Picka Pocketoni" - American tourists mistake Sedaris for a pickpocket while riding the train in Paris.
  11. "I Almost Saw This Girl Get Killed" - Sedaris recalls an evening at the county fair near his home in France.
  12. "Smart Guy" - Sedaris and Hugh take IQ tests. Hugh outscores Sedaris
  13. "The Late Show" - Sedaris lists the different fantasies he mulls over while trying to sleep at night.
  14. "I'll Eat What He's Wearing" - The visit of Sedaris's father prompts Sedaris to remember his father's penchant for economizing, for buying and storing food past reasonable limits.


  1. ^ Fleming, Michael. "'Wave' duo pilot cable; Wang's 'Pretty' deal", Variety, 2001-04-05. Retrieved on 2007-10-07.
  2. ^ a b c Lafreniere, Steve. "Amy and David Sedaris", Index Magazine, 2001. Retrieved on 2007-10-09.
  3. ^ Tyrangiel, Josh. "10 Questions for David Sedaris", Time, 2004-06-21. Retrieved on 2007-10-07.