Meet the Feebles

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Meet the Feebles
Meet the Feebles Poster.jpg
Theatrical release poster
Directed byPeter Jackson
Written by
Produced by
CinematographyMurray Milne
Edited byJamie Selkirk
Music byPeter Dasent
Distributed byKerridge Odeon
Release date
  • 8 December 1989 (1989-12-08)
Running time
97 minutes[1]
CountryNew Zealand
Box office$80,000 (New Zealand)[3]

Meet the Feebles (also known as Frogs of War in New Zealand as the film's English fake working title) is a 1989 New Zealand puppet musical black comedy film directed by Peter Jackson, and written by Jackson, Fran Walsh, Stephen Sinclair and Danny Mulheron (who also performed the body of lead character Heidi the Hippo). It features Jim Henson-esque puppets in a perverse comic satire.[4][5] Like Henson's Muppets, the Feebles are animal-figured puppets (plus some suited performers) who are members of a stage troupe. However, whereas the Muppets characterize positivity, naïve folly, and innocence, the Feebles largely present negativity, vice, and other misanthropic characteristics. It is the first Jackson film that was co-written by his future partner Fran Walsh, who has gone on to act as co-writer for all his subsequent films.


The eponymous Feeble Variety Hour theatre troupe is rehearsing the title song with hopes of finding success through being picked up for a syndicated television show. Heidi (a hippopotamus), the star, is insulted by pornographic director Trevor (a rat) and complains to her boss and lover, Bletch (a walrus), who is actually in an adulterous relationship with Samantha (a Siamese cat). Meanwhile, Robert (a hedgehog), the newest member of the team, arrives at the theatre, where he is accosted by reporter F. W. Fly (a fly), who tries to corrupt Robert into informing on the cast, meets Arthur (a worm), the show's manager, and immediately falls in love with another newcomer, Lucille (a poodle). Trevor is approached by sniveling drug-addicted knife thrower Wynyard (a frog) looking for his fix, but the drugs have not yet been delivered. Guppy (a fish) auditions for The Feebles backstage, only to get eaten by Bletch. After Heidi finishes jogging, Samantha confronts her, insults her, and reveals her relationship with Bletch, resulting in a fight between the two, in which Heidi throws her in a cardboard box. With the help of Arthur, Robert is able to serenade Lucille, confessing his love to her, and the two become engaged.

After his tribble-like creatures accidentally get crushed by a barrel, animal tamer Sid (an elephant), and Arthur have a beer, when he receives a visit from his ex-girlfriend, showgirl Sandy (a chicken) with his alleged son Seymour the Elechicken (an improbable-looking elephant/chicken hybrid). Sandy informs him she will be preparing a paternity case against him. Bletch and Barry (a bulldog) consummate a drug deal with Cedric (a warthog), during which Bletch and Cedric deliberately sabotage each other during a game of golf, which ends with Bletch winning by throwing up the chewed remains of Guppy.

Back at the theater, Dennis (an aardvark) is shown peeping on the second most important star of the show, Harry (a rabbit) in a threesome with two female rabbits. Trevor is shooting a porn film in the basement with the Masked Masochist (a weta) and Madam Bovine (a cow). They are interrupted by Robert, who mistakes the scene for torture and tries to save Bovine, who in turn accidentally crushes the Masked Masochist, suffocating him. Trevor later feeds him to a fish-like monster.

The director of the show, Sebastian (a red fox), lambasts Robert for failing his part as an extra on the stage. As punishment, he assigns Robert the task of replacing Wynyard's assistant, who has just been killed by Wynyard's knife throwing while going through drug withdrawal. At the toilet, Harry is suffering from a mystery illness and F. W. Fly harasses him. Wynyard tells Robert his story of Vietnam, and convinces Robert to give him $50 to buy drugs from Trevor. After seeing Trevor's latest porno film starring Dennis (who Trevor chose for a substitute) and Madame Bovine, Bletch decides they need a new porn star, and Trevor chooses Lucille. Harry passes out down some stairs, much to the surprise of fellow cast member Dorothy (a sheep), who yells for help. Dr. Quack (a duck) gives Harry only twelve hours to live, both unaware of F.W. Fly spying on them from the ceiling above.

Elsewhere, Abi (a human), the show's contortionist, accidentally manages to roll himself into a ball during rehearsal. Not happy with how the show is turning out, Sebastian demands for his song to be included, only to be turned down and thrown out by Bletch.

F. W. Fly continually harasses Harry, ultimately reporting his illness to the tabloids. Trevor drugs Lucille and tries to rape her as an audition, but is caught by Robert. When he walks in on the scene, Robert thinks that Lucille was drinking and throwing herself at Trevor, and disowns her. After an awful rehearsal, Sebastian lambasts Heidi, causing her to rush to Bletch for emotional affirmation, but walks in on Samantha performing oral sex on him. That night, after testing the drugs provided by Cedric on Dennis, the drugs turn out to be borax, infuriating Bletch. Cedric's agent Louie (a dog) is literally liquefied after being force-fed some of the borax by Bletch's henchmen.

Heidi locks herself in her room, throws a tantrum, and refuses to perform, but relents after Bletch has make-up sex with her. Soon after, Bletch and his cronies venture to the docklands to fight Cedric and his crab-crewmen. Bletch's side prevails after killing Cedric and the crabs, as well as a giant spider helping to move crates, which bites off Barry's head, and Cedric's boss, Mr. Big (a sperm whale), by driving through his digestive system and coming out his anus. After seeing the article of Harry's illness in the newspaper, The Speculator, Bletch decides to retaliate, presumably wanting to avoid negative press on the cast. Lucille tries to convince Robert of her love for him, but he tells her he never wants to see her again. Trevor lures F. W. Fly into the bathroom, where Bletch tears his wings off and flushes him down the toilet. Shortly afterwards, Heidi attempts to seduce Bletch in his office, but Bletch confesses to Heidi that he actually hates her and wants to give the main role to Samantha. This causes Heidi to mentally break down, and envisions the rest of the Feebles laughing at her.

Later, things begin to go awry during the performance. An ailing Harry winds up vomiting all over the stage during his performance, Sid is accosted by Sandy in the midst of his act, which causes it to fall apart, Wynyard accidentally kills himself during his act when he loses his grip on one of his knives and it comes down on his head, and Sebastian decides to take matters into his own hands. After a failed attempt at hanging herself, Heidi then tries to commit suicide with an M60 machine gun, but at that second, Samantha walks into the room and taunts Heidi upon seeing her about to end her life. Heidi snaps, turns the gun on Samantha, and shoots her dead. Sebastian, in a poor and desperate attempt to save the show, puts on a musical number about the act of "Sodomy", disgusting the silent and unamused live audience, much to the horror of Bletch, who orders Trevor to kill him. As he does so, Heidi then goes on a shooting spree, killing many of the cast, including Harry (who was told by Dr. Quack that he was going to recover as he only has "bunny pox"), Abi (who finally managed to free his head only to be crushed by his bedded nails), Dorothy (who attempted to talk to Heidi), and others.

At the end of the show, Heidi continues her shooting spree, and Sid braves the crazed Heidi's automatic fire to save his son, after Sandy gets her head shot off. Sebastian hides in Harry’s giant carrot-rocket, and is injured when Heidi causes it to go off and crash into a wall. Robert rescues Lucille from being shot and professes that he still loves her, and Lucille tells him the truth about Trevor's attempted raping of her. Bletch attempts to talk Heidi into surrendering, but Heidi opens fire on him and he drops from the balcony. Lying injured on the stage, Bletch convinces Heidi to stop her rampage by proclaiming he still loves her, only for Trevor to shoot her in the shoulder from behind with a shotgun.

Bletch, having tricked Heidi into letting her guard down, orders Trevor to kill her, only for Robert to intervene by swinging on a rope from the rafters and colliding with Trevor, incapacitating Trevor briefly enough for Heidi to reclaim the machine gun and shoot him dead. Bletch lunges at Heidi in a last ditch effort, but is killed too. From backstage, Arthur tells Heidi that he regrettably had to tip off the police about Heidi's shooting rampage. Heidi accepts this and makes one last request before her impending incarceration - to play her musical number, "Garden of Love", to which Arthur complies.

The epilogue reveals the fates of only seven survivors: Sid gets extensive repair on his kneecaps after being accidentally shot by Heidi in her rampage and works in an orchard as a struggling horticulturist with his son Seymour. Arthur received an OBE for his lifelong service at the theater and retires to the country. Sebastian recovers from his injuries and became a successful writer who achieved worldwide fame for his best seller, The Feeble Variety Massacre: One Man's Act of Heroism!, and is currently negotiating film rights. Robert (now an award-winning fashion photographer for a women's magazine) and Lucille are married with two children. Finally, Heidi, whose killing spree resulted in her imprisonment in a women's penitentiary for ten years, has been rehabilitated into the community and now works under a new identity on the check-out counter of a large supermarket.


  • Mark Hadlow as:
    • Robert the Hedgehog
    • Heidi the Hippo (voice)
    • Barry the Bulldog
    • Chorus Girl #3
  • Peter Vere-Jones as:
    • Bletch the Walrus
    • Arthur the Worm
    • The Baker
    • Newspaper Mouse (Paperboy)
    • The Announcer
  • Donna Akersten as:
    • Lucille the Poodle
    • Samantha the Cat
    • Dorothy the Sheep
    • Female Rabbit #1
    • Chorus Girl #2
    • Fitness Tape Voice
  • Stuart Devenie as:
    • Sebastian the Fox
    • Dr. Quack the Duck (doing a Paul Lynde impression)
    • Daisy the Cow (Madame Bovine)
    • Sandy the Chicken
    • Cedric the Warthog
    • Eight Ball the Frog
    • Seymour the Elechicken (mixed elephant and chicken)
    • Female Rabbit #2
    • Chorus Girl #1
  • Brian Sergent as:
    • Wynyard the Frog (doing a Jim Ignatowski impression)
    • Trevor the Rat (doing a Peter Lorre impression)
    • The Fly
    • Jim the Frog
    • Chuck the Frog
    • The Spider
    • Vietnamese Gophers
  • Ross Jolly as:
    • Harry the Hare (doing a Mel Blanc impression)
    • Dennis the Anteater
    • Abi Bargwan the Contortionist
    • Mr. Big the Whale
    • Pekingese
    • Crab 2
    • Vietnamese Gophers 2
  • Mark Wright as:
    • Sidney the Elephant
    • The Masked Masochist (The Cockroach)
    • Louie the Dog
    • The Fish
    • Poodle
    • Snake bartender
    • Crab 1
    • Chorus Girl #4
  • Fane Flaws as Musician Frog
  • Danny Mulheron as Heidi the Hippo (body)


  • Jonathon Acorn - supervising puppeteer
  • Ramon Aguilar - supervising puppeteer
  • Eleanor Aitken
  • Terri Anderton
  • Sean Ashton-Peach
  • Carl Buckley
  • Sarah Glensor
  • Danny Mulheron
  • George Port
  • Ian Williamson
  • Justine Wright


The film was originally conceived as part of a television series, and only belatedly became a feature after Japanese investors proposed expanding it; as such, the script was hastily re-written. The dialogue was recorded before shooting began. Made on an extremely low budget considering the time-consuming process of working with puppets, the film went over budget and schedule. Some scenes, including the Vietnam flashback, were funded by members of the film crew, and filmed secretly under the title Frogs of War. The Vietnam flashback includes a game of Russian roulette as a parody of The Deer Hunter. An initial application for Film Commission money was rejected by executive director Jim Booth, who a short time later became Jackson's producer. The Commission eventually granted the production two-thirds of its $750,000 budget, though relationships between the funders and the production soured and the Film Commission removed its credit from the film.[3] It is often mistakenly stated that there are no human characters in the film; the character Abi is a human. However, there are no real-life human characters in the film. Director Jackson has a cameo as an audience member dressed as an alien from Bad Taste. Every vehicle seen in the film is a variation on the Morris Minor, including a specially constructed limousine. Morris Minors also appear in Jackson's Bad Taste and Braindead. By presumed coincidence, one of the characters, Harry the Hare, shares a name with the title character of James B. Hemesath's short story "Harry the Hare" (himself a Bugs Bunny pastiche), written for Harlan Ellison's anthology Again, Dangerous Visions in 1972.


Meet the Feebles (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Soundtrack album
Stage & Screen
LabelQ.D.K. Media

The film's music was composed by Peter Dasent. The soundtrack was released in 1991 by Q.D.K. Media.

Track listing
1."Meet the Feebles"2:23
2."One Leg Missing"1:56
3."Guppy Audition"1:07
4."Heidi's Aerobics Tape"2:57
5."Robert's Serenade"1:41
6."Hot Potato"1:51
7."The Best Goddamn Producer"1:19
8."Dirty Movies"1:28
10."Fly Gets a Scoop"1:19
11."Wynyard Gets a Fix"1:13
13."Garden of Love"3:18
14."The Dirty Rat"1:57
15."Cake Shop"1:02
16."Hippy Shit!"1:44
17."Sebastian's Rave"1:32
18."Barry's Aria"0:49
19."The Wharf"4:06
20."The Partial Journalist"1:27
21."Kiss Me Bletch!"1:45
23."Massacre Suite"2:14
24."Garden of Love" (Reprise)3:09
Total length:46:33



The film was marketed in some countries with the tagline: "From the director of Bad Taste, comes a movie with no taste at all!"[7]

Meet the Feebles was given its public premiere at a fantasy film festival in Hamburg, in April 1990.

From then on, the film was released theatrically in Japan (7 December 1990); Portugal (February 1991); Australia (March 1991); Sweden (April 1991); Germany (May 1991); France (July 1991); United Kingdom (April 1992); and the United States (February 1995 in New York and September 1995 nationwide).

The film was banned in Ireland.[8]


On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 71% based on reviews from 24 critics, with an average rating of 6.5/10. The site's consensus reads "Dark and vulgar, Meet the Feebles is a backstage comedy featuring puppets that offers proof of Peter Jackson's taste for sheer outrageousness, even if it often lapses into pure juvenilia."[9]

During a limited theatrical release in North America in 2002, critic James Berardinelli touched on aspects of the film which likely helped ensure it limited release in cinemas. "The stories of these ... characters are told in a disgustingly graphic, obscenely offbeat, and caustically funny manner. Meet the Feebles is for those with a strong stomach and a seriously warped sense of humor. The film is so off the beaten track that it makes Monty Python seem mainstream."[10] Janet Maslin of the New York Times gave it 2 out of 5 and wrote that it was "Destined to stand as an unfortunate footnote to Mr. Jackson's career."[11]


Despite being a commercial failure on release (grossing only NZ$80,000),[3] the film went on to win critical praise and a cult following plus won over new viewers following Jackson's success with The Lord of the Rings trilogy. During his acceptance speech at the 2004 Academy Awards, Jackson mentioned Meet the Feebles (along with Bad Taste), joking that it had been "wisely overlooked by the Academy."[12][13] The film is mentioned by American singer-songwriter Jeffrey Lewis in his song 'Cult Boyfriend.[14]

The titular Feebles are briefly mentioned as existing within Muppets canon in the seventh episode of the 2023 television series The Muppets Mayhem, in which Jackson has a cameo. In the episode, Jackson remarks that regarding the Feebles “two are in witness protection. The rest are in prison.”

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  1. ^ "MEET THE FEEBLES (18)". British Board of Film Classification. 7 October 1991. Retrieved 11 November 2012.
  2. ^ Brzeski, Patrick (10 December 2018). "Peter Jackson Returns to His "Naughty Years" With Restoration of Gory Early Films". The Hollywood Reporter. Retrieved 1 February 2019.
  3. ^ a b c "Meet the Feebles – Background". NZ On Screen. 31 August 2008. Retrieved 6 December 2012.
  4. ^ MEET THE FEEBLES (Peter Jackson, 1989) on Vimeo
  5. ^ The 50 Greatest Midnight Movies of All Time - Flavorwire
  6. ^
  7. ^ Trailer on Video Detective's YouTube channel
  8. ^ McNeice, Stephen (12 June 2013). "Ireland's first 'banned book' to be republished". Newstalk. Retrieved 3 January 2019.
  9. ^ "Meet the Feebles". Rotten Tomatoes. Fandango Media. Retrieved 22 June 2020.
  10. ^ James Berardinelli. "James Berardinelli review at Reelviews". Retrieved 6 December 2012.
  11. ^ Maslin, Janet (22 February 1995). "FILM REVIEW; Playful Puppetry, for Adults Only (Published 1995)". The New York Times. Archived from the original on 6 March 2014.
  12. ^ "2003 (76th) Academy Awards". Academy Awards Acceptance Speech Database. Retrieved 27 June 2016.
  13. ^ "The Lord of the Rings" winning the Best Picture Oscar®-Oscars on YouTube
  14. ^ "Cult Boyfriend - Jeffrey Lewis".

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