Melody Rules

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Melody Rules
Created by Geoff Houtman
Mihera Paterson
Developed by Geoff Steven[1]
Written by Kathryn Burnett
David Geary
Directed by Michael Robinson
Starring Belinda Todd
Susan Brady
Alan Brough
Alistair Douglas
Jodie Rimmer
Elliott O'Donnell
Iain Chapman
Country of origin New Zealand
Original language(s) English
No. of seasons 2
No. of episodes 44
Executive producer(s) Geoff Steven
Producer(s) Ross Jennings
Location(s) Auckland, New Zealand
Running time 22 minutes
Production company(s) Ross Jennings Productions[2]
Distributor TV3 Network Services
Original network TV3
Picture format 576i 4:3 (SDTV)
Original release 1993 – 1995[3]

Melody Rules was a New Zealand sitcom created by Geoff Houtman and Mihera Paterson for TV3. It featured former Nightline host Belinda Todd as Melody, a hard-working solo mother surrounded by a gaggle of eccentric friends and family. The series was structured in a similar manner to an American sitcom, containing elements such as a laugh track and vaudeville-esque humour.

Although it ran for 44 episodes over two seasons, it was neither a critical nor commercial success. It has been named one of the worst sitcoms of all time.


Melody Rules centred on Melody Robbins (Belinda Todd), a conscientious and mild-mannered travel agent attempting to rein in her wayward siblings while her mother is off on an archaeological dig in Malaysia. She is aided and abetted by Fiona (Susan Brady), her ditzy air hostess best friend; Brendan (Alan Brough), her hapless co-worker; and Neville (Alistair Douglas), her nosey, filthy, and unkempt neighbour with the catchphrase "Ya decent?".

At the time, Todd was best known for her role as co-host of TV3's late news programme Nightline. She had little acting experience and was known more for her sexy, outrageous on-screen persona.


Melody Rules was fledgling broadcaster TV3's first attempt at a sitcom, and it was hoped the show would form one of a number of flagship productions for the station. They received $1,262,990 funding from NZ on Air for production.

TV3 paid an American television writer to hold workshops in New Zealand, teaching hopeful writers how to script an American-style sitcom. This influenced the style of Melody Rules.

List of episodes[edit]

Season 1[edit]

  1. "Going, Going...Goner"[4]
  2. "Basic Insect"

Season 2[edit]

  1. "Inside Job"[5]
  2. "We Are Family"[6]
  3. "The Devil You Know"[7]
  4. "Gullibles Travels"
  5. "Double Scotch"


Critical reception[edit]

Critical reception for Melody Rules was poor, and it is considered in New Zealand to be one of the worst sitcoms of all time. It has also become part of the lexicon within the Kiwi television industry to describe an unsuccessful sitcom; for example, "That show will be the next Melody Rules." The series has been labelled as "cringeworthy"[8] and "atrocious"[9] by The New Zealand Herald, one of New Zealand television's "disasters" by Scoop,[10] and "awful" by the Waikato Times.[11]

Alan Brough[12] and Belinda Todd[8][13] both regret starring in the series; Todd compared it to Macbeth in terms of "bad luck", and described it as "absolutely ghastly."[13] Brough described working on the series as "such a horrendous experience", adding "I was so embarrassed by it, I had to go overseas."[12] Both Brough and Todd claim the series was substantial in convincing them to leave New Zealand and move to Australia and the United States, respectively.[8][12] The series has developed a "certain cult status" for its perceived low quality.[13] Despite this, Brough and Jodie Rimmer went on to lead fruitful acting careers, while Elliott O'Donnell is now known as Askew, a successful graffiti artist.

The failure of Melody Rules has been attributed to poor comedy writing, low budget production, miscast actors, and cultural incompatibility between the American-style sitcom and the comedy that New Zealanders prefer. In the years since Melody Rules, there have been no further American-style sitcoms produced in New Zealand.


After being pulled from TV3's primetime scheduling due to poor ratings, the series was placed in an early-morning graveyard slot and "stripped" at two episodes per screening.


  • Horrocks, Roger & Nick Perry (2004). Television in New Zealand: Programming the Nation p23 Auckland, N.Z.: Oxford University Press.
  1. ^ "BFI – Film & TV Database – MELODY RULES (1994)". BFI Film & TV Database. 2010-06-17. Retrieved 2010-06-17. 
  2. ^ "Robert Harte: Details" (PDF). Kathyrn Rawlings & Associates. 2009-08-12. Retrieved 2010-06-17. 
  3. ^ Lang, Sarah (23 November 2009). "3's company". The New Zealand Herald. Retrieved 23 October 2011. 
  4. ^ "MELODY RULES: "GOING, GOING ... GONER" . EPISODE 1". New Zealand Film Archive. 2008-06-14. Retrieved 2010-05-14. 
  5. ^ "MELODY RULES: "INSIDE JOB". EPISODE 26A". New Zealand Film Archive. 2000. Retrieved 2010-09-10. 
  6. ^ "MELODY RULES: "WE ARE FAMILY" EPISODE 35". New Zealand Film Archive. 2008-06-14. Retrieved 2010-09-10. 
  7. ^ "MELODY RULES: "THE DEVIL YOU KNOW" EPISODE 40". New Zealand Film Archive. 2008-06-14. Retrieved 2010-09-10. 
  8. ^ a b c Lang, Sarah (2009-11-23). "3's company, Page 4". The New Zealand Herald. APN News & Media. Retrieved 2010-03-09. 
  9. ^ NZ Herald Staff (2008-08-07). "Shooting stars across the Ditch". The New Zealand Herald. APN News & Media. Retrieved 2010-05-14. 
  10. ^ Rennie, Philip (2000-04-10). "On The Right: Quotas A Fancy Word For Censorship". Scoop. Retrieved 2010-05-14. 
  11. ^ Waikato Times Staff (2009-03-03). "TV exec canned for jibe". Waikato Times. Retrieved 2010-05-14. 
  12. ^ a b c Lallo, Michael (2007-02-15). "Captain Alan takes his time, Page 2". The Age. Fairfax Media. Retrieved 2010-03-09. 
  13. ^ a b c Nightline 20th Anniversary Special (2010). Graham, Mark (executive producer). MediaWorks New Zealand and TV3.

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