Miss March

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Miss March
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Miss March theatrical release poster
Directed byTrevor Moore
Zach Cregger
Produced byTom Jacobson
Written byTrevor Moore
Zach Cregger
StarringTrevor Moore
Zach Cregger
Craig Robinson
Music byJeff Cardoni
CinematographyAnthony B. Richmond
Edited byTim Mirkovich
Production
companies
Distributed byFox Searchlight Pictures
Release date
  • March 13, 2009 (2009-03-13)
Running time
90 minutes
Unrated version: 94 minutes
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
Budget$6 million[2]
Box office$4.6 million[3][2]

Miss March is a 2009 American comedy film written, starring, and directed by Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger, stars of the IFC show The Whitest Kids U' Know. The film was released in the United States on March 13, 2009.

Plot[edit]

The movie begins with Eugene (Zach Cregger) and his best friend Tucker (Trevor Moore) as kids. They sneak into the bedroom closet of Eugene's brother, as he recently acquired a valuable Michael Jordan rookie card. Upon opening the box the card was in, Tucker notices that Eugene's brother has an issue of Playboy. Tucker opens the magazine, instantly becoming obsessed with it. Three weeks later, Tucker's demeanor has changed to that of a hormone driven teenager, despite the fact that he is only 8 years old.

Now a senior in high school, Tucker is still a huge fan of the Playboy franchise, while Eugene and his girlfriend of two years, Cindi Whitehall (Raquel Alessi) are public speakers on the subject of abstinence for younger teens. Cindi, however, has other plans, stating that since they have been together for two years, if she is not Eugene's first then they have big problems.

Eugene agrees to have sex with Cindi at the after prom party that Tucker has invited them to. On the day of prom, Tucker tells Eugene that he has the limo booked, which when pulls up, has already picked up Tucker's high school drop-out friend, Phil, who now goes by the MC name of Horsedick.MPEG (Craig Robinson). At the After Prom party, Cindi goes upstairs to prepare, while Tucker takes Eugene into the kitchen and gives him several shots of hard alcohol. As Eugene leaves to go upstairs to meet Cindi, he walks through the wrong door, and falls down the steps into the basement. He is hurt so bad, that he falls into a coma for four years.

After Tucker wakes Eugene with a baseball bat, he tells him that Cindi stuck around for a little while, but disappeared shortly thereafter because Eugene was "a vegetable." Tucker left Eugene to continue his recovery as Tucker went to work. He came back later to visit Eugene again with the newest edition of Playboy. While discussing where Cindi had vanished to, Tucker happened to stumble across a centerfold in his new issue of none other than Cindi. Tucker devises a plan to go cross country to the Playboy Mansion where there was a party to be held in 3 days for Playboy's annual Birthday bash, where Cindi was sure to be. Tucker left as he had a date with his "partner" of 13 months, Candace (Molly Stanton), who back in high school seemed to hate Tucker.

Later that night, Tucker breaks into the hospital while Eugene was asleep, stating they had to leave on their trip now, as opposed to 3 days later, as Tucker had an incident involving Candace and accidentally forgetting she has seizures caused by strobe lights as a side effect of her epilepsy. Starting out on the road trip, the two are attacked by Candace's brother, Rick (Geoff Meed), and his firemen crew, but manage to escape temporarily.

Once in Chicago, they meet up with their old friend MPEG, who has become a famous rapper over the four years. They all hop on board his party bus and begin to trek across the country towards the Playboy Mansion. After an argument between Horsedick and Eugene, Tucker and Eugene were both thrown out of the bus in the middle of nowhere, and left to walk the rest of the way. Just as it seemed all hope was lost, a car pulled up with two lesbian women. They make a deal where the boys will drive while the girls are in the back with each other having sex.

They make it to the Mansion only to be stopped by bouncers at the door. Moments later, several fire trucks arrived, in search of Tucker. Tucker and Eugene manage to sneak into the mansion dressed in fireman outfits. The two go in separate directions while outside, Candace forces her way into the mansion, followed up by her brother, Rick. Tucker randomly hits on several Playboy models. Eugene, in search for Cindi, is suspected of being a stalker and is taken into a secure holding area, but not before being spotted by Cindi.

Meanwhile, Tucker runs into Candace and darts back into the mansion, where he is spotted by the firemen. After avoiding the firemen, he tries to hide in the mansion and suddenly finds himself face to face with Hugh Hefner. Hugh and Tucker have a discussion about Tucker's issues, telling Tucker about the first woman he ever fell in love with (who to Tucker's dismay, was not as good looking as the Playboy Bunnies of modern day, and had apparently died at a young age). Hefner tells Tucker that "there is a bunny in every woman", and that if Tucker can only see the "bunny" in those women, that he's on to something.

Back in the holding area, Cindi comes in to see Eugene. Eugene seems disgusted to see her, claiming that she left him behind and didn't care about him, and accusing her of sleeping with countless other men. Cindi argues that she did still love him and proves it by telling Eugene that the money she made modeling and being a Playboy Bunny was sent to help pay for Eugene's hospital bills after his neglectful father thought he would never wake up and wanted to permanently move him into a low-grade hospital, something Tucker never bothered to mention. Tucker apologizes for his faults and promises to look past hers and Candace decides to give him another chance. At the same time, Eugene runs into Horsedick.MPEG, who promised to "rip Eugene's face off". After Cindi comes out and reveals that MPEG was born without genitals, his right-hand man realizes that he's never seen MPEG in action with a woman. At that moment, his crew pulls down his pants, showing nothing but two straws where his genitals should be, confirming what Cindi said. MPEG leaves ashamed, and after Eugene and Cindi make up, Hef lets everyone back in. Eugene and Tucker find themselves in the Mansion's kitchen, and Eugene tells Tucker that Cindi is waiting upstairs for him.

Cast[edit]

Production[edit]

Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger were offered the script of Miss March by Fox, and although not initially interested the idea held some appeal and they took it on as a writing exercise and made it their own. They developed the project intentionally without the involvement of Playboy.[4]

Robert Wagner was originally cast as Hugh Hefner and according to Moore and Cregger, he did a great job, but audiences at test screenings did not react positively; audiences already familiar with Hefner from the television series The Girls Next Door did not connect with Wagner.[5] "Tails between their legs," Moore and Cregger took the film to Playboy. Fortunately, Hefner liked what he saw and agreed to take part, as well as getting 2007 Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood to cameo in the film.[4][5]

Reception[edit]

Critical response[edit]

Miss March was poorly received by nearly all critics. Rotten Tomatoes reported that only 5% of reviewers gave the film positive reviews, based upon a sample of 80 reviews, which gave an average score of 2.45 out of 10. Its consensus states "Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-made Miss March misses the mark."[6] At Metacritic, which assigns a normalized rating out of 100 to reviews from mainstream critics, the film received an average score of 7 ('overwhelming dislike' is their assignation for this score), based upon 15 reviews as of March 17, 2009.[7]

James Berardinelli, an online film critic, wrote about the film, saying, "This is bad. Not bad in a way that it might be fun to see when inebriated. Bad in a way from which only death provides immunity. Forget waterboarding – just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything."[8] Tom O'Neil, a critic for the Los Angeles Times, questioned as to whether the film could be the worst of 2009.[9] CNN critic Tom Charity declared the film the worst of 2009.[10]

For his performance in the film, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner was nominated for a Razzie Award for "worst supporting actor".[11][12][13]

Box office[edit]

On Miss March's opening weekend, the film grossed $2.4 million, which put the film in 10th place of all movies that weekend.[14] The film grossed $4.54 million at the box office in the United States and Canada.[3]

Home video[edit]

The film was released on both Blu-Ray and DVD.

References[edit]

  1. ^ a b "Miss March (2009)". AFI Catalog of Feature Films. Retrieved February 21, 2021. CS1 maint: discouraged parameter (link)
  2. ^ a b "Miss March". The Numbers: Where Data and the Movie Business Meet. Retrieved March 30, 2015. CS1 maint: discouraged parameter (link)
  3. ^ a b "Miss March (2009)". Box Office Mojo. Amazon.com. April 30, 2009. Retrieved September 3, 2010. CS1 maint: discouraged parameter (link)
  4. ^ a b Katey Rich (March 13, 2009). "Interview: Miss March's Zach Cregger And Trevor Moore". Cinema Blend.
  5. ^ a b P. MacDougal (March 13, 2009). "Why Hugh Hefner is in Miss March (And why Robert Wagner isn't.)". IGN. News Corporation. p. 2. it tested really great throughout [the running time] until the very end when [Wagner as] Hefner came out, and then there was just this disconnect
  6. ^ "Miss March (2009)". Rotten Tomatoes. Flixster. Retrieved March 22, 2009. CS1 maint: discouraged parameter (link)
  7. ^ "Miss March (2009): Reviews". Metacritic. CBS. Retrieved March 17, 2009. CS1 maint: discouraged parameter (link)
  8. ^ Berardinelli, James (March 13, 2009). "Miss March". Reelviews. Retrieved March 14, 2009. CS1 maint: discouraged parameter (link)
  9. ^ O'Neil, Tom (March 13, 2009). "Could 'Miss March' be year's worst movie?". Los Angeles Times. Retrieved March 14, 2009. CS1 maint: discouraged parameter (link)
  10. ^ Charity, Tom (January 1, 2010). "The best and worst films of 2009". CNN. CNN. Retrieved January 1, 2010. CS1 maint: discouraged parameter (link)
  11. ^ "30th Annual Razzie Award Nominees for Worst Supporting Actor of 2009". Razzies. Archived from the original on February 4, 2010. Retrieved December 30, 2010.
  12. ^ "Hefner devastated at Razzie nod". Stuff.co.nz. February 6, 2010.
  13. ^ "I've been nominated for a Razzie for my portrayal of Hugh Hefner in "Miss March." Maybe I didn't understand the character". Twitter. Retrieved October 7, 2017. CS1 maint: discouraged parameter (link)
  14. ^ "'Witch Mountain' casts box office spell". Associated Press. March 16, 2009. Retrieved March 17, 2009. CS1 maint: discouraged parameter (link)

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