On the Air (TV series)
|On the Air|
|Theme music composer||Angelo Badalamenti|
|Country of origin||United States|
|No. of seasons||1|
|No. of episodes||7 (4 unaired)|
|Running time||30 minutes|
|Production company(s)||Lynch/Frost Productions|
CBS Television Distribution
|Original release||June 20 – July 4, 1992|
On the Air is an American television sitcom created by Mark Frost and David Lynch. It was broadcast from June 20 to July 4, 1992 on the American Broadcasting Company (ABC). The series follows the staff of a fictional 1950s television network, Zoblotnick Broadcasting Company (ZBC), as they produce a live variety program called The Lester Guy Show—often with disastrous results. On the Air was produced by Lynch/Frost Productions and followed Lynch and Frost's previous series, Twin Peaks. In the United States only three of the seven filmed episodes were aired, but the first-and-only season was broadcast in its entirety in the United Kingdom and several other European countries.
The series stars Ian Buchanan, Marla Rubinoff, Nancye Ferguson, Miguel Ferrer, Gary Grossman, Mel Johnson Jr., Marvin Kaplan, David L. Lander, Kim McGuire and Tracey Walter. On the Air featured several directors, including co-creator David Lynch, Lesli Linka Glatter, Jonathan Sanger, Jack Fisk and Betty Thomas; Lynch, Glatter and Sanger had previously directed episodes of Twin Peaks.
- Lester Guy (Ian Buchanan) - a washed-up movie star who stayed stateside during WWII and made a name for himself because every Hollywood leading man was off fighting the war. Star of "The Lester Guy Show". Put on the air after Zoblotnik Broadcasting Corporation Network President Bud Budwaller discovered him drinking vodka from a frozen orange juice can in West Hollywood, and gave him the comeback break opportunity of a lifetime. Though the star of "The Lester Guy Show", Lester Guy is outshone by supporting actress Betty Hudson, simply because he cares more about his own popularity than being the entertainer he is supposed to be. In the sixth episode Lester finds a graphic sketch of a logo for "The Betty Hudson Show with Lester Guy", and is devastated. Lester Guy spends every waking moment either "down town" or plotting a way to make himself more popular than Betty... or to make Betty less popular than himself. He frequently winds up with a head injury. It seems that he is immortal because, in the first episode, while his ankles are tied, he is lifted by a rope and flung through a solid wall. In the fourth episode he is electrocutionally launched from a hyperactive prop electric chair up to a backstage catwalk. He would like very much to someday meet Betty's uncle Doodles.
- Betty Hudson (Marla Rubinoff) - is an ingenue. She has no acting experience, and although not terribly bright, she is unfailingly sweet and earnest. Betty quickly wins a tremendous fan base because, in her mind, "the birds sing a pretty song and there's always music in the air," and she uses that to express her simple gentleness unto the American public. They love her for it. She becomes America's Sweetheart, and overshadows Lester Guy who feels threatened by her. In the pilot episode, we learn that Betty always carries her music box with her, for good luck, when she sings a song called "The Bird in the Tree" which uses the same music box tune as "The Mister Peanuts Song" and "Falling". She loves Chiclets gum. Her mother's name is Mary; her father, deceased, is named Noel; she has a sister who is a very famous actress and one of the pioneers of television, named Sylvia; and an uncle named Doodles, Betty names a duck after him.
- Bud Budwaller (Miguel Ferrer) - Zoblotnik Broadcasting Corporation Network President. He discovered washed-up actor Lester Guy drinking vodka from a frozen orange juice can in West Hollywood, and immediately recognized that he could control this person. Budwaller knew of network owner Mr. Zoblotnik's love of Lester Guy's work in a WWII era musical: "Piccadilly Circus". Budwaller, hoping for a promotion, introduced Zoblotnik to his hero from the musical, Lester Guy. As "The Lester Guy Show" progresses, and America grows more and more fond of Betty Hudson, Budwaller fears that he may lose his job because he thinks Betty will ruin the show or take it over, showing Budwaller's ineptitude in understanding the audience. Bud Budwaller has "nothing but contempt for insubordination from so far down the food chain," and feels superior to his audience. He tries to control them through the show and even makes two understudy appearances on the fourth episode while special guest: Stan Tailings is having a coughing fit. In that instance, though Budwaller has last week's script, the dialog is essentially the same as this week's and he is able to convey actual meaning through the delivery of incorrect dialog.
- Nicole Thorne (Kim McGuire) - Zoblotnik Broadcasting Corporation Head of Comedy. She worries that if the Lester Guy show fails she will lose her job, and goes along with Lester Guy and Bud Budwaller's plans to "break" Betty. After the fifth episode she becomes sycophantically devoted to Lester. She hyperventilates, and people make fun of her for it. In the sixth episode she hyperventilates nine breaths as backstage workers laugh and count her wheezes, and Lester stands behind her holding up the nine of hearts. She shouts at her subordinates: "How dare you laugh at me? I am the head of comedy for this network!" She wears sexy underwear.
- Dwight McGonigle (Marvin Kaplan) - Producer of "The Lester Guy Show", he is the casting genius who discovered Betty. From so far away she called to him, and he found her and trained her, and brought her to appear on "The Lester Guy Show". McGonigle suffers from hay-fever and is given an antihistamine that transfers his personality into Snaps the dog, Snaps the dog into him, and then it transfers Mrs. Thissle into him. Water breaks the "spell". We can tell that McGonigle is a trans-dimensional entity because when he is flustered he finds himself being pulled away from reality into a world that lies beyond his own distant hand, and he recites: "From so far away she calls to me." We can tell he is immortal because in the third episode while experiencing hay fever he sneezes and falls into an office chair that rolls back at a very high speed and slams him into the steel frame of a set dressing. He sits up unharmed. McGonigle shares his name with William McGonagall, considerably the worst poet ever.
- Valdja Gochktch (David L. Lander) - Mr. Zoblotnick's nephew, from the old country, and director of "The Lester Guy Show." He speaks English with a near-incomprehensible accent; he often replaces "O"s with "I"s or "E"s, "A"s with "U"s or "O"s, and "N"s or "T"s with "W"s and has a penchant for shoes and mink oil. His use of a megaphone is never correct. He lives in abject fear of Bud Budwaller.
- Ruth Trueworthy (Nancye Ferguson) - production assistant(go-fer) on "The Lester Guy Show". She is also the assistant director because she is the only person who can understand Mister Gotchktch. Her secondary job is translating his bad English into straightforward English. In the fourth episode she translates his bad English for a Mexican mariachi band, The Cinqua Quartet, and there is no indication they understand a word she says. She seems intent on helping Betty.
- Bert Schein (Gary Grossman) - an actor who performs supporting roles on the "Lester Guy Show". He is very good at what he does unless he gets flustered. In the first episode he is constantly reminded of his cue, Betty's scream, even though he already knows it. This helps distract the high tragedy of the Kitchen Scene into humoresque tragedy. In the second episode, Bert imitates a mad dog, and finds himself obsessed with ducks. In the fifth episode he takes it upon himself to dress in drag in an effort to save a failing skit only to find that he had no reason to because Betty and a talking piece of wood without an upper lip had already had the same idea. In the seventh episode he is discovered wearing a gas mask in a room filled with ducks, reciting poetry to them.
- Billy "Blinky" Watts (Tracey Walter) - master sound effects technician for "The Lester Guy Show". He suffers from "Bozeman's Simplex," a disease that causes him to see 25.62 times more than everyone else. We are frequently reminded that Blinky is not blind but sees more, because the show takes place in 1957 and his best friend is black, this shows the viewer that Blinky is not racist but could be if he wanted. Blinky's ability to see more lets him help his good friend Mickey with his work.
- Mickey (Mel Johnson, Jr.) - visual effects supervisor on "The Lester Guy Show" and a good friend to Blinky Watts. In the second episode he has designed and built a prop bugging device that also dispenses visual effect knock out gas. The gas makes those who inhale it laugh and feel stupid. His ability to see everything clear lets him help his good friend Blinky with his work.
- Shorty (Irwin Keyes) - a stagehand who is a giant, and apparently immortal. In the seventh episode he falls from a great height and lands on his face. He stands, says, "Oops," and walks away. In the fifth episode he is working a machined door engine that catches on to Nicole's dress, and tears it off; it also causes the mechanical door to slam shut in Sylvia Hudson's face.
- The Hurry Up Twins (Raleigh Friend and Raymond Friend) - Siamese (conjoined) twins who wear a two-necked sweater at all times. Except during actual performances of "The Lester Guy Show", they walk around the stage and set, to everyone who is working and reminds them that their work must be completed soon, saying, "Hurry up," over and over.
- Snaps the Dog - a canine actor introduced in the first episode as the reluctant 'spokesdog' for "The Lester Guy Show" sponsor: Welby Snap's brand dog food. He subsequently becomes a regular cast member and has his own little adventures throughout the entire series. He is strangled by a handler who tries to force-feed him dog food, trades personalities with McGonigle, eats a wire attached to an important prop while it is in use, falls in love with a Pomeranian that spurns him and she is later run over by a red carpet, exists in most of what Blinky seems to see, and plays the bongos. In the fourth episode we learn that he also has his own dressing room.
- The American Public - the audience for "The Lester Guy Show". In every episode, except the second, we see the audience, and are shown that these people would watch the show no matter what it presented—as in the fifth episode where Sylvia Hudson tries to take the reins from Betty. The audience wouldn't have liked it but they would have watched it just the same—but they enjoy watching Betty. In the second episode Betty receives cards, telegrams, flowers, gifts, and accolades from all across America. In the third episode Lester receives a piece of fan mail that reads: "Since you are on the show and see her a lot, could you get Betty Hudson's autograph for me?" These people decide what they like and Bud Budwaller tries to control them by making them think they like what he offers them, but it is Betty, of course, who they admire because she doesn't seem to have to work at entertaining. America is simply entertained by her.
|Nº||Title||Directed by:||Written by:||Produced by:||U.S. air date|
|1||"The Lester Guy Show"||David Lynch||Mark Frost,|
|Gregg Fienberg||June 20, 1992|
"The Lester Guy Show" is about to premiere live, with a dramatic Kitchen Scene planned as the show's climactic moment. A mishap with the sound effects board and a comical head injury reduces the Kitchen Scene to farce, redeemed by starlet Betty Hudson's tender rendition of a song "The Bird in the Tree".Note - In 1997 TV Guide ranked this episode number 57 on its '100 Greatest Episodes of All Time' list.
|2||"Episode 1.2"||Lesli Linka Glatter||Mark Frost||Deepak Nayar,|
|Betty's popularity soars, she receives fan mail, galore, and she's invited to dinner by network owner Mister Zoblotnick. Budwaller, Guy and Nicole plot to ruin her dinner and humiliate her but their plan backfires.|
|3||"Episode 1.3"||Jack Fisk||Robert Engels||Deepak Nayar,|
|June 27, 1992|
|Lester plots to destroy Betty by hosting a rigged quiz show, pitting her and her 7th grade teacher, Mrs. Thissle, against Professor R. Answer, the man with the highest I.Q. ever recorded. Betty and Mrs. Thissle prevail until Mrs. Thissle realizing she's on live TV, has a panic attack. Mr. McGonigle, dazed on allergy medicine, substitutes as Betty's partner, and they manage to coincidentally answer the final question to win the game.|
|4||"Episode 1.4"||Jonathan Sanger||Scott Frost||Deepak Nayar,|
|Guest stars this week are Doodles the Duck and, star of stage and screen, Stan Tailings. Lester hopes that his and Tailings's superior acting will help him derail Betty's ever-growing popularity but Tailings has voice issues and suffers from coughing fits. Doodles is accidentally fried by technicians, who go on to eat him. Tailings's continual voice problems and Lester's run-in with a prop electric chair once again dash Lester's plans and reduce the dramatic show to farce.|
|5||"Episode 1.5"||Lesli Linka Glatter||Mark Frost||Deepak Nayar,|
|July 4, 1992|
|Betty is nervous over the appearance on the show of her famous sister Sylvia Hudson, an early television pioneer. Also on the show is the popular children's show host, a puppet named Mr. Peanuts. After Sylvia humiliates Mr. Peanuts on the air, Betty and the cast cheer him by singing his theme, "The Mr. Peanuts Song." Even the hard-hearted Buddy Budwaller is moved.|
|6||"Episode 1.6"||Betty Thomas||Robert Engels||Deepak Nayar,|
|This week's guest is Mr. Zoblotnick's favorite gypsy magician, The Great Presidio, who is scheduled to perform his most famous trick, The Gypsy Traveler. Presidio, however, thinks he is an auto mechanic and is unable to perform. He fears "the dog of transformation." Lester and Nicole plot to steal the show by sabotaging the Gypsy Traveler and having Lester learn and perform his own magic tricks. On the air, while Lester is trying to perform a trick and Nicole is trapped in a magic box, Presidio spies Snaps the Dog who Nicole has dressed as the Great Presidio's description of, "the dog of transformation." The magician regains his powers; he transforms Nicole into a lizard and uses the Gypsy Traveler trick to teleport Lester to Akron, Ohio.|
|7||"Episode 1.7"||Jack Fisk||David Lynch,|
|Lester is amazed by The Woman With No Name, a beatnik he's seen perform "down town." He invites her and her crew, the Voids, to appear on the Special "Salute to Summer" episode of "The Lester Guy Show", and demands that Budwaller allow her to perform. Meanwhile, Betty is upset because she can't remember her mother's first name. Lester and Nicole, once again, plot to destroy Betty, this time using a "voice disintegrator." During the show, however, the device ends up disintegrating Lester's voice instead of Betty's. As The Woman With No Name performs an avant-garde dance, Betty sings a song that features the name Mary, and joyously remembers that this is her mother's name. Because Mr. Zoblotnick and Valdja, because "beatnik" means "bootmaker" in their language, present The Woman With No Name with many pairs of boots and shoes. The show ends with Budwaller admitting that he understands nothing about his audience, and joins The Woman with No Name, and the entire cast and crew of "The Lester Guy Show", in a dance routine involving bare feet and shoes on hands. At the end of the show, Betty Hudson is nowhere to be found.|
All seven episodes were aired in the United Kingdom by BBC2, in the Netherlands by VPRO, in Sweden by SVT, in Finland by MTV3, in Poland by TVP2 and in France by Canal Jimmy. At least four episodes were aired in Canada. The entire run was aired in Australia on The Comedy Channel through the Foxtel cable TV provider. Some episodes have been aired by the Bulgarian Nova Television.
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