Only When I Larf (film)
|Only When I Larf|
|Directed by||Basil Dearden|
|Produced by||Len Deighton|
|Screenplay by||John Salmon|
|Based on||Only When I Larf|
by Len Deighton
|Music by||Ron Grainer|
|Cinematography||Anthony B. Richmond|
|Edited by||Fergus McDonell|
|Distributed by||Paramount British Pictures|
Only When I Larf is a 1968 British light-hearted crime drama, directed by Basil Dearden, and starring Richard Attenborough, David Hemmings, and Alexandra Stewart. It is adapted from the 1968 novel Only When I Larf by Len Deighton, and features Attenborough as an ex-brigadier con man in a variety of guises.
In New York City, a trio of confidence tricksters enter a tall office block and go to an empty unit on the 39th floor. They quickly change the identity of the office. Two Americans arrive. Lowther (Attenborough) assumes the role of Mr Stevens, the boss. Bob is ushered in by the secretary and introduced as Mr Glover. They discuss high finance in front of the Americans. They persuade the Americans to write a cheque for $250,000. He writes a cheque for $2 million to them. The cheques are placed in a faux wall safe. Bob goes to other side and takes the smaller cheque out. He re-disguises himself as a security guard. He goes to the bank with Liz and she withdraws the $250,000 as cash.
With the two Americans still in the office Lowther excuses himself for a few minutes but leaves the building. Bob and Liz board a helicopter on a rooftop of the Panam Building near the Chrysler Building. Lowther joins just before it takes off.
In Africa with Maurice "Gee Gee* Gray (their next mark) Liz (being called Miss Smallwood) is introduced to Awana who wants to buy guns. Lowther plots to give him scrap metal instead of guns. Lowther disguises himself as a brigadier and remembers his time at the Battle of El Alamein. Bob dresses as a corporal. They give Awana a demonstration of anti-tank guns.
We next see Awana gagged and in a crate. He is described as incompetent by All Lin, the real leader.
The dynamic of the trio changes when Bob steals a kiss from his step-mother.
Bob meets his friend Spider in the kitchens of the Carlton Hotel. Spider points out Spencer in the restaurant. He then invites Spencer to join his table on the next night. He introduces Lowther as Longbottom, his private secretary while he poses as Mr Appleyard. They start spending time together: golf, squash, billiards and clay pigeon shooting. He extorts £500,000 out of Spencer who is led to believe he is getting a 20% commission in a £5 million deal in Lebanon. Lowther dresses as an arab to try to seal the deal. Bob and Liz plot a two-way split excluding Lowther.
In the Lebanon Bob and Liz meet Lowther and drive into the wilderness. They are carrying archaeological gear in case they are stopped. Lowther cons a Lebanese banker into letting him use his office to meet Spencer. When Spencer arrives he has no cash. Spencer phones a Swiss bank to transfer the cash. Lowther collects the cash, but the banker stops him to explain his "only when I laugh" joke from the previous day. Lowther meets Spencer's wife outside and the two join Bob and Liz.
- Richard Attenborough as Silas Lowther
- David Hemmings as Bob
- Alexandra Stewart as Liz Mason
- Nicholas Pennell as Spencer
- Melissa Stribling as Diana
- Terence Alexander as Gee Gee Gray
- Edric Connor as Awana
- Clifton Jones as General Sakut
- Calvin Lockhart as Ali Lin
- Brian Grellis as Spider, head waiter at the Carlton
- David Healy as Jones
- Alan Gifford as Poster
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