Portal:Cycling/Quotes archive

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July 25 to August 16, 2006[edit]

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July 3 to July 25, 2006[edit]


June 2 to July 3, 2006[edit]

May 17 to June 2, 2006[edit]

  • I think I shall always stick to my bike,' said Christopher. 'The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart.' --Iris Murdoch, The Red and the Green

May 8 to May 17, 2006[edit]

April 30 to May 8, 2006[edit]

  • Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. --Albert Einstein

April 24 to April 30, 2006[edit]

April 17 to April 24, 2006[edit]

  • [Scene: a town populated entirely by Supermen]
Voiceover: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mister H.G. Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mister H.G. Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN! ---Monty Python's Flying Circus

April 11 to April 17, 2006[edit]

  • I want to die at a hundred years old with an American flag on my back and the star of Texas on my helmet, after screaming down an Alpine descent on a bicycle at 75 miles per hour. I want to cross one last finish line as my stud wife and my ten children applaud, and then I want to lie down in a field of those famous French sunflowers and gracefully expire, the perfect contradiction to my once anticipated poignant early demise. --Lance Armstrong

April 1 to April 11, 2006[edit]

  • When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me. --Emo Philips

March 27 to April 1, 2006[edit]

  • Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. —H. G. Wells