Portal:Family Guy/Selected quote

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  1. Select a new quote attributed to a different character than any of those currently quoted below.
    (For quote samples and episode titles, see Wikiquote:Special:Search/Family Guy.)
  2. Quotes must be from an Family Guy episodes, and attributed to that episode in the Quote subpage.
  3. Add a new Quote to the next available subpage, using the layout format from the link above.
  4. Add a citation of where the quote was stated on that subpage below the quote.

Quote list[edit]


Portal:Family Guy/Selected quote/1

The voices on Family Guy are always the best, however, people don't notice this.
— Frank Sinatra Jr
 DVD commentary for Brian Sings and Swings

Portal:Family Guy/Selected quote/2

Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...
— Stewie Griffin
 "The Fat Guy Strangler"

Portal:Family Guy/Selected quote/3

You call those cheap implants boobs? Those aren't boobs! They're lies!
— Stewie Griffin
 "I Take Thee Quagmire"

Portal:Family Guy/Selected quote/4

Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. You're tellin' me that I came all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken, and the Colonel isn't even workin' today?!?
— Peter Griffin

Portal:Family Guy/Selected quote/5

Oh, yeah, Drew. I wanna say hi to Lois, Brian, Chris, Stewie, Meg, Joe, Bonnie, Quagmire, Cleveland, Mort, Seamus, Adam West, Dr. Hartman, Bruce, Carter, Babs, Tom Tucker, Angela, Opie, Carl, Herbert, Jillian, Consuela, Giant Chicken, Greased-Up Deaf Guy!
— Peter Griffin
 "New Kidney in Town"

Portal:Family Guy/Selected quote/6

I love the lush orchestration and old-fashioned melody writing ... it just gets you excited, that kind of music", he said. "It's very optimistic. And it's fun. The one thing that's missing for me from popular music today is fun. Guys like [Bing] Crosby, or [Frank] Sinatra, or Dean Martin, or Mel Tormé [...] these are guys who sounded like they were having a great time.
— Seth MacFarlane
 animator, series creator of Family Guy, American Dad! and The Cleveland Show


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