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The Rhinoceros Party (French: Parti Rhinocéros) is a Canadian federal-level satirical political party, referred to in English Canada as the Second Rhinoceros Party. It was known as neorhino.ca until 2010, when the party changed names and registered a new party logo. It was created in Montreal on May 21, 2006, and recognized by Elections Canada as being eligible for registration on August 16, 2007, and an official political party on August 23, 2007. It is the successor to the Rhinoceros Party of Canada.
The party was founded by François "Yo" Gourd, who was involved with the original incarnation of the First Rhinoceros Party. He stated he named the new party (then under the name "neorhino") for the Rhinoceros Party and for Neo, the Matrix character. The party is led by Sébastien Corriveau.
It promises, like its predecessor, not to keep any of its promises if elected.
The Rhino movement was started in 1963 by Jacques Ferron, "Éminence de la Grande Corne du parti Rhinocéros". In the 1970s, a group of artists joined the party and created a comedic political platform to contest the federal election. Ferron (1979), poet Gaston Miron (1972) and singer Michel Rivard (1980) ran against then Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau in his Montreal seat.
The party claimed to be the spiritual descendants of Cacareco, a Brazilian rhinoceros who was elected member of São Paulo's city council in 1958, and listed Cornelius the First, a rhinoceros from the Granby Zoo, east of Montreal, as its leader. It declared that the rhinoceros was an appropriate symbol for a political party since politicians, by nature, are "thick-skinned, slow-moving, dim-witted, can move fast as hell when in danger, and have large, hairy horns growing out of the middle of their faces."
The party abstained from the 1993 federal election as they questioned the constitutionality of new rules that required the party to run candidates in at least 50 ridings at a cost of $1,000 per candidature. On September 23, 1993, Canada's Chief Electoral Officer, Jean-Pierre Kingsley, refused to accept the party's abstention and ordered the removal of the Rhinoceros Party from the Registry of Canadian Political Parties, effectively eliminating them from the Canadian political system. Kingsley also directed the party's official agent, Charlie (le Concierge) McKenzie, to liquidate all party assets and return any revenues to the Receiver General of Canada. On instructions from the party, McKenzie refused. After two years of threatening letters, Ottawa refused to prosecute McKenzie. Within the following year, the Rhinoceros Party of Canada was dissolved.
If elected, the Rhinoceros Party of Canada has promised to:
- Repeal the law of gravity
- Promote higher education by building taller schools
- Count the Thousand Islands to make sure the Americans didn’t steal any
- Reform the retail lottery scheme by replacing cash prizes with Senate appointments
- Seat the Queen of Canada in Buckingham, Quebec.
- Nationalize Tim Hortons
- Move the national capital to Kapuskasing, Ontario
- Privatize the Canadian Army
- Make gluten free items illegal
- Will conduct a nationwide Justin Bieber album burning
- Legalize all drugs
- Ban IKEA and Android phones
- Allow every Canadian to vote in the Hong Kong Chief Executive election, 2017
- A rhinoceros for every Canadian Citizen
- Trade embargo with the US.
- Build a wall between the US and Canada
- Abolish the idea of "equality"
- Buy a bunch of Pepsi to stop riots
- Change the Canadian National Anthem to "Where is the Love?" by the Black Eyed Peas
- Legalize Twerking
- Demand higher insults on Trump
- Mock Kim Jong Un
- Demand higher importation of Sashimi
- Ban the name "Jadon"
- Everyone's name will be permanently changed to "Butt Saggington"
- Ban resell of Jacob Sartorious albums
On August 7, 2007, Brian Salami, then-president of the Rhinoceros Party, announced a $50-million lawsuit contesting an election reform law that had stripped his party of its registered status in 1993.
Legally changing his name to Sa Tan, he had planned to run under the Rhino banner in the September 2007 by-election. However, a previous law in 1993 stating registered parties must run candidates in at least 50 ridings, at a cost of $1,000 per riding, to keep their status. In protest of the new law, the party planned to abstain from the election. Canada's then-Chief Electoral Officer, Jean-Pierre Kingsley, rejected the abstention and ordered the party removed from the Registry of Canadian Political Parties. The lawsuit was filed as a result of the removal from the National Party Registry by Mr. Kingsley. Since Mr. Salmi had legally changed his name, the lawsuit was filed as Sa Tan vs. Her Majesty The Queen. The lawsuit was dropped after the ruling of the Chief Electoral Officer was reversed in a new law passed in 2004 that said a party only had to run one candidate in a federal election or federal by-election to be considered registered.
To date, candidates of Neorhino.ca and the Rhinoceros Party have not recorded any electoral victories. Before the Neorhino.ca candidates that stood for the ridings of Outremont and Saint-Hyacinthe—Bagot in the 2007 federal by-elections, Neorhino.ca and the Rhinoceros Party before them had not fielded a candidate since Bryan Gold's failed bid to win a 1990 by-election in the New Brunswick electoral district of Beauséjour.
|François Gourd||145||0.6||6/12||Outremont||September 17, 2007|
|Christian Willie Vanasse||384||1.2||6/7||Saint-Hyacinthe—Bagot||September 17, 2007|
|John Turner||111||0.4||5/6||Vancouver Quadra||March 17, 2008|
2008 federal election
|Election||# of candidates||# of votes||% of popular vote||% in ridings run||# of seats|
|Gabrielle Anctil||129||0.7||6/8||Hochelaga||November 9, 2009|
The party changed from neorhino.ca to its new formal name of the Rhinoceros Party in mid-2010. It also registered a new logo with Elections Canada.
|Election||# of candidates||# of votes||% of popular vote||% in ridings run||# of seats|
|Chicoutimi—Le Fjord||Quebec||Marielle Couture||340||0.67||6/6|
|Hochelaga||Quebec||Hugo Samson Veillette||246||0.53||6/8|
|Laurier—Sainte-Marie||Quebec||François Yo Gourd||398||0.79||6/9|
|Rosemont—La Petite-Patrie||Quebec||Jean-Patrick Berthiaume||Politician||Born in Saint-Jérôme, Berthiaume contested Rosemont—La Petite-Patrie in the 2008 federal election as a neorhino.ca candidate. He was the leader of the Rhinoceros Party's Laboratoire des Sciences de la Démocratie (LSD) in 2011.||417||0.77||6/7|
|Sherbrooke||Quebec||Crédible Berlingot Landry||233||0.45||6/6|
|Peace River||Alberta||Donovan Eckstrom||345||0.72||6/6|
|Cariboo—Prince George||British Columbia||Jordan Turner||204||0.47||7/7|
|Abitibi-Témiscamingue||Quebec||Pascal Le Fou Gélinas||425||0.85||6/6|
|Avignon-La Mitis-Matane-Matapédia||Quebec||Éric Normand||175||0.48||7/7|
|Edmonton Centre||Alberta||Steven Stauffer||257||0.48||5/6|
|Edmonton Griesbach||Alberta||Bun Bun Thompson||144||0.30||7/8|
|Edmonton Strathcona||Alberta||Donovan Eckstrom||133||0.24||7/10|
|Kings-Hants||Nova Scotia||Megan Brown-Hodges||184||0.39||5/7|
|La Pointe-de-l'Île||Quebec||Ben 97 Benoit||358||0.65||6/8|
|Longueuil—Charles-LeMoyne||Quebec||Matthew Iakov Liberman||325||0.63||6/7|
|Montmagny—L'Islet—Kamouraska—Rivière-du-Loup||Quebec||Bien Gras Gagné||287||0.58||6/6|
|Moose Jaw-Lake Centre-Lanigan||Saskatchewan||Robert Thomas||208||0.50||5/5|
|Ottawa Centre||Ontario||Conrad Lukawski||167||0.22||6/8|
|Rimouski-Neigette—Témiscouata—Les Basques||Quebec||Sébastien CôRhino Côrriveau||Leader of party||273||0.61||6/6|
|Rivière du Nord||Quebec||Fobozof A. Côté||261||0.46||6/6|
|Rosemont--La Petite-Patrie||Quebec||Laurent Aglat||495||0.85||6/8|
|Saskatoon—University||Saskatchewan||Eric Matthew Schalm||93||0.21||5/5|
|Ville-Marie-Le Sud-Ouest-Ile-des-Soeurs||Quebec||Daniel Wolfe||161||0.32||6/7|
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- Berthiaume received 319 votes (0.61%), finishing sixth.
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- History of Federal Ridings since 1867