Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 1.jpg
Theatrical release poster
Directed byNicholas Webster
Produced byPaul L. Jacobson
Screenplay byPaul L. Jacobson
Story byGlenville Mareth
Starring
  • John Call
  • Leonard Hicks
  • Vincent Beck
  • Bill McCutcheon
  • Victor Stiles
  • Donna Conforti
  • Chris Month
  • Pia Zadora
  • Leila Martin
  • Charles Renn
Music byMilton DeLugg
CinematographyDavid L. Quaid
Edited byBill Henry
Production
company
Jalor Productions
Distributed byEmbassy Pictures
Release date
  • November 14, 1964 (1964-11-14)
Running time
81 minutes
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
Budget$200,000 (estimated)

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a 1964 American science fiction comedy film directed by Nicholas Webster, produced and written by Paul L. Jacobson based on a story by Glenville Mareth, stars John Call as Santa Claus, and features an eight year old Pia Zadora as one of the Martian children. The film also marks the first documented appearance of Mrs. Claus in a motion picture (Doris Rich plays the role), coming three weeks before the television special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, which also featured the character.

The film regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made, and is regularly featured in the "bottom 100" list on the Internet Movie Database, and was featured in an episode of the 1986 syndicated series, the Canned Film Festival. The film took on newfound fame in the 1990s after being featured on an episode of the comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000.

The episode became a holiday staple on the Comedy Central cable channel in the years following its premiere in 1991. It has since found new life again, as it has been the subject of new riffing by Cinematic Titanic and RiffTrax, both productions of former MST3K writers and performers. The film was also featured on the current run of Elvira's Movie Macabre.

Plot[edit]

The story involves the people of Mars, including Momar ("Mom Martian") and Kimar ("King Martian"). They are worried that their children Girmar ("Girl Martian") and Bomar ("Boy Martian") are watching too much Earth television, most notably station KID-TV's interview with Santa Claus in his workshop at the North Pole. Consulting the ancient 800 year old Martian sage Chochem (a Yiddish/Hebrew word meaning "sage", though pronounced differently from the movie's version), they are advised that the children of Mars are growing distracted due to the society's overly rigid structure; from infancy, all their education is fed into their brains through machines and they are not allowed individuality or freedom of thought.

Chochem notes that he had seen this coming "for centuries", and says the only way to help the children is to allow them their freedom and be allowed to have fun. To do this, they need a Santa Claus figure, like on Earth. Leaving the Chochem's cave, the Martian leaders decide to abduct Santa Claus from Earth and bring him to Mars.

As the Martians could not distinguish between all the fake Santas, they kidnapped two children to find the real one. Once this is accomplished, one Martian, Voldar, who strongly disagrees with the idea, repeatedly tries to kill Santa Claus along with the two kidnapped Earth children. He believes that Santa is corrupting the children of Mars and turning them away from Mars' original glory.

When they arrive on Mars, Santa and the children build a factory to make toys for the children. However, Voldar and his assistants, Stobo and Shim, sabotage the factory and change the programming so that it makes the toys incorrectly. Meanwhile, Dropo, Kimar's assistant, who has taken a great liking to Santa Claus and Christmas, puts on one of Santa's spare suits and starts acting like Santa Claus. He goes to the toy factory to make toys, but Voldar mistakes him for Santa and kidnaps him.

When Santa and the children come back to the factory to make more toys, they discover the machines have been tampered with. Voldar and Stobo come back to the factory to make a deal with Kimar, but when they see the real Santa Claus they realize that their plan has been foiled. Dropo, held hostage in a cave, tricks his guard Shim and escapes. Kimar then arrests Voldar, Stobo and Shim. Santa notices Dropo acts like him, and says that Dropo would make a good Martian Santa. Kimar agrees to let Dropo be the Martian Santa Claus and sends Santa and the children back to Earth.

Cast[edit]

  • John Call as Santa Claus
  • Leonard Hicks as Kimar
  • Vincent Beck as Voldar
  • Bill McCutcheon as Dropo
  • Victor Stiles as Billy
  • Donna Conforti as Betty
  • Chris Month as Bomar
  • Pia Zadora as Girmar
  • Leila Martin as Momar
  • Charles Renn as Hargo
  • James Cahill as Rigna
  • Ned Wertimer as Andy Anderson
  • Doris Rich as Mrs. Claus
  • Carl Don as Chochem / Von Green
  • Ivor Bodin as Winky
  • Al Nesor as Stobo
  • Don Blair as Announcer
  • Gene Lindsey as Polar Bear (uncredited)

Production[edit]

The film was the idea of producer Paul Jacobson, who worked in video production and wanted to move into features. He hired writer Glenville Mareth to develop the idea and Nicholas Webster to direct and made the film through his own Jalor Productions.[1]

Jacobson called the film a "yuletide science fiction fantasy" and said he made it because of a perceived gap in the market. "Except for the Disneys there's very little in film houses that children and recognise as their own."[1]

Jacobson succeeded in selling the film's distribution rights to Joseph E. Levine. Filming took place over two weeks in July-August 1964 at the Michael Myerberg Studios on Long Island.[2]

Jacobson said "at this particular studio, with a group of wonderfully cooperative technicians, we've been able to get a lot of production value from our low budget. We're also shooting in color to get full, picturesque effects with our toy factors and Martian and North Pole backgrounds."[1]

Cast members John Call and Victor Stiles were appearing on stage in Oliver! Donna Conforti was appearing in Here's Love on Broadway.[1]

In 1966 interview Levine said he had made 15 "family type pictures" in 18 months "but don't let it get around. I don't want anybody to know because families don't go to see them - they just talk about them. But I make them anyway because I have the protection of the television. Money in the bank, the television."[3]

Release[edit]

The movie was released in time for Christmas 1964. It was regularly re-released at Christmastime for matinees.

Box Office[edit]

In 1965 the New York Times said the film "reaped a box office bonanza in a regular, multi-theatre booking" on its release.[4]

Critical reception[edit]

The film received mostly negative reviews, with most of its positive feedback in the form of the film being so bad, it's good. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has a 25% score based on twenty reviews, with an average rating of 2.8/10.[5] The film has been viewed as a cult film.

Home media[edit]

Due to its public domain status in the United States, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has been released on many different bargain price DVD labels.

  • Originally broadcast on The Comedy Channel on December 21, 1991, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of the film was released on DVD by Rhino Home Video as part of "MST3K: The Essentials" on August 31, 2004.
  • Mill Creek Entertainment released the film on DVD as part of their Holiday Family Collection in 2006.
  • Cinematic Titanic riffed the film on DVD, released in November 2008.
  • The Cinema Insomnia version was released by Apprehensive Films as part of their Slime Line series.[6]
  • The bonus content of the Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale DVD includes the film.
  • E1 Entertainment Elvira's Movie Macabre version was released on DVD on December 6, 2011.
  • Kino Lorber planned to release a Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Kino Classics Special Edition on Blu-ray and DVD on October 30, 2012. However, it was discovered that the discs had been pressed using a severely truncated master copy running only 69 minutes. A new version was released on December 4, 2012, with the original running time intact.
  • RiffTrax, a production of several former MST3K writers and performers, selected the film for riffing in a live event held December 5, 2013 and broadcast to movie theaters around the country. The live show became available as a digital download on August 1, 2014 and was released on DVD on November 24, 2015. The show was presented on a double bill with RiffTrax Holiday shorts on December 1, 2016.

Influence[edit]

A single issue comic book adaptation of the film was published by Dell Comics in March 1966.[7] Dell also issued a "Comic Book Storyteller" record album to be played in conjunction with reading the comic book. The album was voiced by Dan Ocko, Ann Delugg and Ralph Bell and features the film's theme song "Hooray for Santa Claus"

It has been named one of the worst films ever. Since February 1998, a remake was rumoured with David Zucker as producer, and Jim Carrey attached to play Dropo. An estimated release date was announced as 2002, though it was then believed to have been in development hell.[8] The film was listed in the book The Fifty Worst Films of All Time (1978).

The film was featured in episode number 3.21 of Mystery Science Theater 3000, with additional commentary tracks by its spiritual successors Cinematic Titanic and Rifftrax in November 2008 and August 2014 respectively.[9][10] Scenes from the film were used in both A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! (during the song sung by Toby Keith), and Eloise at Christmastime (when Sir Wilkes is watching television).

A scene from the film featuring Bomar (Chris Month) and Girmar (Pia Zadora)

The film spawned a tongue in cheek novelization by Lou Harry, released by Penguin Books/Chamberlain Bros. in 2005. The book, which includes a DVD of the original film,[11] presents the story from the perspective of a now adult Girmar, who has not only succeeded her father as ruler of Mars, but also narrates the tale in a 'valley girl' type of language.

In 1993, a theatrical production of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, the Musical premiered at the Factory Theatre in Chicago, adapted and directed by Sean Abley.[12][13]

In 2006, a second theatrical production premiered at the Maverick Theater in Fullerton, California, this version was adapted by Brian Newell and Nick McGee. The Maverick's production has become a comedic success, a local tradition and performed every holiday season there since 2006, with a tenth anniversary production being performed in December 2015.[14]

Brazilian comedy group, Hermes & Renato, spoofed the film in their program on MTV Tela Class, redubbing it as "Santa Claus e o pozinho mágico" (Santa Claus and the Magic Powder; "magic powder" being more loosely translated here as "angel dust"). In this version, Santa is a drug dealer.

In December 2011, the Onyx Theatre, Las Vegas presented a staged version, adapted and directed by John Tomasello, that was performed near midnight. It featured foam tomatoes or "fomatoes" for the audience to throw. Zadora was in attendance.

See also[edit]

References[edit]

  1. ^ a b c d THREE FILM FRONTS: Gaisseau Focuses On Gotham - -'Santa' On Long Island -- Poitier's F.B.I. By HOWARD THOMPSON. New York Times 2 Aug 1964: 87.
  2. ^ Levine Movie Will Surprise Martians Los Angeles Times 29 July 1964: C9.
  3. ^ Levine: Huckster With Heart Griffin, Dick. Los Angeles Times 21 June 1966: c9.
  4. ^ CHILDREN'S FILMS WIDENING MARKET: Feature Movies at Weekend Matinees Are Popular By HOWARD THOMPSON. New York Times 13 Feb 1965: 10.
  5. ^ "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". Rotten Tomatoes. Retrieved May 21, 2014.
  6. ^ "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Slime Line DVD". Apprehensive Films. Archived from the original on September 8, 2010. Retrieved July 19, 2010.
  7. ^ Mareth, Glenville (March 1966), Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (comic book)|format= requires |url= (help), New York, NY: Dell Comics
  8. ^ "U, Zucker redo 'Martians'". variety.com. 1 February 1998. Retrieved 20 September 2017.
  9. ^ Chaplin, Paul; et al. (May 1996). "Season 3". The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide. Bantam Books. p. 59. ISBN 0-553-37783-3.
  10. ^ "Season Three: 1991-1992". Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Unofficial Episode Guide. Satellite News. Retrieved November 5, 2007.
  11. ^ Harry, Lou (September 27, 2005). Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (hardcover) (1st ed.). New American Library. ISBN 978-1-59609-163-4.
  12. ^ "Factory History". Factory Theater. Archived from the original on October 6, 2007. Retrieved November 5, 2007.
  13. ^ "Sean Abley: Writer/Director/Producer". Dark Blue Films. Archived from the original on October 15, 2007. Retrieved November 5, 2007.
  14. ^ "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". mavericktheater.com. The Maverick Theater. Retrieved December 24, 2014.

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