Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch

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Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
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Studio album by Frank Zappa
Released May 3, 1982
Recorded September 1981–April 1982 Live and at UMRK (studio tracks)
Genre Hard rock, comedy rock, progressive rock, art rock
Length 34:18
Label Barking Pumpkin
Producer Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa chronology
You Are What You Is
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Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
#35 (1982)
The Man from Utopia
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Singles from Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
  1. "Valley Girl"
    Released: 1982

Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch is an album by Frank Zappa, released in May 1982 and digitally remastered in 1991. It features five tracks composed by Zappa, and one song, "Valley Girl", co-written with Moon Unit Zappa, his daughter, who provided the spoken monologue mocking some of the Valley girls at her school including phrases like "Gag me with a spoon!".[1]

The album's first half consists of studio recordings, while the second half consists of live recordings; its vinyl configuration presented the studio recordings on the first side, while the second side was live.


Side 1 was recorded at Zappa's Utility Muffin Research Kitchen studio at his home in Los Angeles; while Side 2 consisted of live performances from Zappa's fall 1981 U.S. tour with studio overdubs. The live material was originally intended for an unreleased double album titled Chalk Pie, which was scrapped after Zappa's record distributor requested a single album instead.[2]

The cover art for the album shows the classic Droodle, by artist Roger Price (from which the album gets its name), whose shapes also suggest the letters 'ZA' (and 'P', sideways), as in 'Zappa'.

The song "Drowning Witch" is one of the most complex instrumentals that Zappa ever wrote, featuring musical quotations from The Rite of Spring by Stravinsky and the Dragnet TV theme. Zappa commented that the album version included 15 edits between live performances from different cities.[3]

Zappa's band for the fall 1981 and summer 1982 tours, which he would continue to feature on the next few albums and the You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore series, included Ray White on rhythm guitar and vocals, Steve Vai on guitar, Tommy Mars on keyboards, Bobby Martin on keyboards, sax and vocals, Ed Mann on percussion, Scott Thunes on bass and Chad Wackerman on drums. For studio sessions, he also used past band members including vocalists Ike Willis, Bob Harris and Roy Estrada and bassists Arthur Barrow and Patrick O'Hearn.

Release history[edit]

The original LP release contained a note that reads "This album has been engineered to sound correct on JBL 4311 speakers or an equivalent. Best results will be achieved if you set your pre-amp tone controls to the flat position with the loudness control in the off position. Before adding any treble or bass to the sound of the album, it would be advisable to check it out this way first. F.Z."

The LP also featured a "letter from FZ" advertising the Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar box set, which had previously only been made available separately in the United States and, at the time Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch was released, was being made available for the first time in Europe. To promote the release of the UK box set, the first pressing of the UK edition of this album contained a 4-song 7" EP with A: "Shut Up & Play Yer Guitar" B1: "Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression" B2: "Why Johnny Can't Read?".

Track B1 entitled on label as: "Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch".

It was issued on CD by EMI with The Man from Utopia on the same disc, and separately by Barking Pumpkin, and later Rykodisc.

It also had a release on 8 track tape.[4]


Professional ratings
Review scores
Source Rating
Allmusic 3/5 stars[5]

"Valley Girl" was Zappa's only single that reached the Billboard top 40. The album itself is one of Zappa's highest-charting LPs in the United States, reaching number 23 on the Billboard 200.

Track listing[edit]

All songs written and composed by Frank Zappa, except where noted.

Side one
No. Title Length
1. "No Not Now" 5:50
2. "Valley Girl" (Frank Zappa, Moon Zappa) 4:50
3. "I Come from Nowhere" 6:13
Side two
No. Title Length
1. "Drowning Witch" 12:03
2. "Envelopes" 2:46
3. "Teen-Age Prostitute" 2:43




Billboard (United States)

Year Chart Position
1982 Billboard 200 23[6]


Song Chart Peak
"Valley Girl" Mainstream Rock 12[6]
Pop Singles 32[6]


  1. ^ "Valley Girl: No Way Rocker's Daughter Talks Like the Record". The Palm Beach Post. AP. September 2, 1982. p. B12. 
  2. ^ Michie, Chris (2003). "The Complete Mark Pinske Interview - Day Three". Retrieved 9 April 2016. 
  3. ^ Mulhern, Tom (1983). "I'm Different or Not Exactly Duane Allman". Guitar Player. Retrieved 9 April 2016. 
  4. ^ "Discogs - Frank Zappa – Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch". Retrieved 5 January 2017. 
  5. ^ Couture, F. (2011). "Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch - Frank Zappa | AllMusic". Retrieved 21 July 2011. 
  6. ^ a b c "Charts and Awards for Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch". Allmusic. Retrieved 2008-08-22. 

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