Singing telegram

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A singing telegram is a message that is delivered by an artist in a musical form. Singing telegrams are historically linked to normal telegrams, but tend to be humorous. Sometimes the artist is in costume or formal clothing. Singing telegrams are often given as a gift.

Western Union, the American telegraph company began offering singing telegram services in 1933. That July 28, a fan sent Hollywood singing star Rudy Vallee a birthday greeting by telegram. George P. Oslin (1899–1996), the Western Union public relations director, decided this would be a good opportunity to make telegrams, which had been associated with deaths and other tragic news, into something more popular. He asked a Western Union operator, Lucille Lipps, to sing the message over the telephone, and this became the first singing telegram.[1] While Oslin created the singing telegram because he thought "that messages should be fun," he recalled that he "was angrily informed I was making a laughingstock of the company."[2]

As relatively few telegram recipients had telephones, most telegrams, including singing telegrams, were first delivered in person. The popularization of the telephone in the 1960s reduced telegrams in general. By 1972, Western Union was receiving a small number of requests for singing telegrams and was seeking regulatory approval on a state-by-state basis to eliminate the offering.[3] Western Union suspended its singing telegram service in 1974, but independent singing telegram companies, specializing in often costumed personal delivery of gift messages, have kept up the tradition.


A DIY singing telegram is a specially written song all about the person in karaoke DVD form, so that any singer anywhere in the world can deliver the fully personalised singing telegram.[citation needed]


A kissogram, also called kissagram (short for kissing telegram), is a message delivered along with a kiss,[4] usually arranged as a fun surprise for a person for a special occasion. Message deliverers can be hired either by themselves, or as part of an agency. A kissogram is usually presented by a performer dressed in a costume or uniform such as a police officer, nurse, french maid or nun.[citation needed] This term was used in the TV program Doctor Who to describe the profession of The Doctor's companion Amy Pond.[5]


A stripogram or strippergram[6] is a form of message delivery in which a stripper will perform a striptease while singing or dancing. The word is a combination of telegram and striptease. This type of entertainment became popular in the 1970s in the US and spread to the UK and Europe during the 1980s.[7] Typically a Strip-O-Gram is most often a form of gift given for a birthday, anniversary or bachelor party. A common practice is for the stripper-gram to be dressed in an outfit of one kind or another and to act out some form of charade connected with this, before commencing their act – for example a police officer 'arresting' somebody, a lawyer pretending to serve papers, a jilted bride and so on (sometimes this charade will be relevant to something the intended 'victim' has experienced, such as a divorce, or brush with the law). Usually a Strip-o-gram entertainer is accompanied by a chaperone, who plays her music, holds on to the money, tips and secures her safety. Unlike an escort who comes alone and does more of a one on one with the celebrant and is not chaperoned. Now-a-days, some agencies or performers do both to secure a bigger pay out.

Star System[edit]

In the early 1980s, a collaboration of independent singing telegrams companies in the U.S. was formed by Larry Balsamo, Hey!Wires Sing Telegrams in Chicago. Similar to Florists' Transworld Delivery, the Star System was a referral system for people to send a singing telegram to friends and family throughout the United States.

In popular culture[edit]

In the 1970 episode of The Odd Couple "Scrooge Gets an Oscar" (S1 E12), Oscar Madison (Jack Klugman) receives a singing telegram (sent collect) reminding him that his alimony payment is due.

In the 1976 season 5, episode 1 of The Bob Newhart Show, Bob receives a singing telegram announcing a visit from his college roommate and his new wife.

In the 1979 movie The China Syndrome, Kimberly Wells (Jane Fonda), is a news reporter and begins her introduction in the movie reporting on a singing telegram group.

In the 1985 movie Brazil, Sam Lowry (Jonathan Pryce) received an invitation to his mother's party via singing telegram. When told the message had been sent Reply Paid, he attempted to sing his reply.

In Clue, 1985, a singing telegram (Jane Wiedlin) arrives and is shot on the doorstep. She is later revealed to be a secret blackmail informant.

In a classic episode of Sesame Street, Grover poses as a singing telegram artist. He goes up to Mr. Johnson singing a series of singing telegrams not directed for him until he eventually gives him the right telegram. The telegram is about Mr. Johnson's hat being found by someone in Buffalo, New York, but to Mr. Johnson's dismay, Grover forgets who sent the telegram.

In the 1987 MacGyver episode "Soft Touch", Penny Parker (Teri Hatcher) tries her hand at being a singing telegram deliveryperson. But due to her forgetfully visiting the wrong address, she happens to witness two thugs torturing a man.

In The Fisher King, 1991, Parry (Robin Williams) sends a singing telegram (Michael Jeter) to Lydia, the love interest in her office.

In an episode of Rugrats, the Pickles receive a telegram from Aunt Miriam. At Stu's insistence, the delivery boy sings the message that she's stopping by for a visit.

In the 2010 Doctor Who episode "The Eleventh Hour", the Doctor's companion Amy Pond worked delivering kissograms, prior to traveling with the Doctor.

See also[edit]


  1. ^ Liz Sadler (July 7, 2002), "Special delivery: The singing telegram endures", Columbia News Service, archived from the original on November 8, 2006.
  2. ^ "George Oslin, 97, creator of the singing telegram", Chicago Tribune, p. 11, October 31, 1996.
  3. ^ "Western Union Tuning Out Singing Telegram", The New York Times, p. 27, July 29, 1972.
  4. ^ "Definition of kissogram". Retrieved 2010-04-18.
  5. ^ "New 'Who' companion 'has kissogram job'". Digital Spy. 2010-01-18. Retrieved 2018-03-23.
  6. ^ "strippergram - Wiktionary". Retrieved 2017-09-30.
  7. ^ thecelebratedmisterk (2012-03-11), Newsroom Stripper, retrieved 2018-03-23

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