Size 14

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Size 14
OriginHollywood, California, U.S.
GenresPower pop, alternative rock, indie rock
Years active1995-1998
Associated acts
Past members

Size 14[1][2] was an American rock band[3] in the late 1990s based out of Hollywood that gained some notoriety with the novelty song "Claire Danes Poster". This song appeared on the Dude, Where's My Car? soundtrack; other Size 14 songs appeared on movies such as Sugar & Spice, 100 Girls, and 100 Women.[4] They released one self-titled album on Volcano Entertainment in 1997.

Size 14 started after Linus of Hollywood[5] answered an ad placed by bassist Robt Ptak in Recycler magazine looking for a lead or rhythm guitarist.[2][6] Initially Ptak and Linus listened to each other's tracks, and decided to work on the demos Linus brought to the table. They demoed all the material on Ptak's 8-track. Linus then pulled in his roommate Kevin Danczak to play guitar for Size 14. Drummer Dave Armstrong initially moved to Los Angeles to be in Ptak's solo project Artificial Joy; Armstrong recorded drum tracks for some of this material. (Artificial Joy would later become a full live band when Ptak moved to New York City.) Ptak then asked Armstrong to join Size 14 as their drummer. Linus stated in an interview[7] that the track "Rollin in the 510" was about Kevin's old car. In addition to "Claire Danes Poster", they also had two other minor hits in "Power Bottom" and "Space Docking". Size 14's sound came from Linus being influenced[8] at the time by bands such as Ridel High, Shufflepuck, That Dog, and Weezer.


Size 14
Studio album by
Size 14
ReleasedJune 29, 1997[9]
LabelVolcano Entertainment
ProducerMike Clink
Professional ratings
Review scores
Punknews5/5 stars [10]

Their only studio album, Size 14 was released in 1997. All songs were produced by Mike Clink

Track listing[edit]

1."Claire Danes Poster"3:01
2."Sleeping in The Wet Spot"3:21
4."Superbabe 2000 (Keyboards – Daryl Dragon, Vocals – Sherbert)"4:22
5."Rollin In The 5-1-0 (Keyboards – Daryl Dragon, Vocals – Sherbert)"3:14
6."People Get Really Drunk In Las Vegas"3:01
7."Agostino (Guitar [Toy Guitar Solo] – Mark Agostino)"0:17
8."Death Metal Steve (Piano – Linus)"3:55
9."Let's Rob a Bank (Keyboards – Daryl Dragon)"3:15
10."Earthquake (Keyboards – Daryl Dragon, Performer [Argument] – Heather Toonen and Robt Ptak, Voice [Announcement] – Ace London)"3:47
11."Formula Guy"2:21
13."I Touched Her Ass (Keyboards – Daryl Dragon)"4:07
14."Jimmy Whalen (Voice [Answering Machine Message] – Jimmy Whalen)"3:00


Ptak was replaced by bassist Ray Santangelo for a short West coast tour before Size 14 officially disbanded in early 1998[citation needed] after the band's record label, Volcano Entertainment went out of business.

After leaving Size 14, Ptak played with The Bastard Kings of Rock, and managed the band Pin Me Down.

Guitarist Danczak played guitar and bass in Captain Genius[11] from 2002 to 2007; the band released two albums.

Singer Linus of Hollywood has released three solo albums. As of December 2013 he is one half of the band Jarinus,[12] plays guitar and keyboard in Nerf Herder, and runs Crappy Records with Jaret Reddick of Bowling for Soup. Linus is also involved in producing and songwriting for other bands[13] such as Allstar Weekend, Bowling For Soup, and The Charlatans.

Linus released his fourth solo album in 2014 titled Something Good[14] via the Pledgemusic platform.


  • Size 14 (1997)



  1. ^ Galipault, Gerry (1997-10-30). "Sizing Up size 14". Pause and Play.
  2. ^ a b "Size 14 Official Website". Size 14 Official Site. 1999. Archived from the original on November 4, 1999.CS1 maint: unfit url (link)
  3. ^ Magnusson, Fredrik (2001). "Say Hello To Romance". Torpedopop.
  4. ^ " Size 14 Movie Soundtrack Listings". IMDB.
  5. ^ Paltrowitz, Darren (1999). "An Interview with Linus Of Hollywood". TransAction Magazine.
  6. ^ "Size 14 Interview iMusic.Com archive". 1996. Archived from the original on March 6, 2000.CS1 maint: unfit url (link)
  7. ^ Paltrowitz, Darren (1999). "Linus Of Hollywood Website Quote". Rock The World.
  8. ^ "Linus Interview with Trashpit Magazine". TrashPitMagazine. 2011.
  9. ^ "".
  10. ^ Gorman, Chris. "Size 14 Review". Punknews. Retrieved November 26, 2001.
  11. ^ "Captain Genius Band of the day".
  12. ^ "Jarinus". Retrieved December 11, 2013.
  13. ^ "Linus Of Hollywood Discography".
  14. ^ "Linus Of Hollywood 'Something Good'".

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