Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism
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"Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism" is a speech delivered by Mark Twain in Paris at the Stomach Club in spring, 1879. The Stomach Club was a collection of U.S. expatriate writers and artists, such as Edwin Austin Abbey. The speech satirically dealt with masturbation ("onanism") and the perceived bane it is on society.
- Twain, Mark. Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism 
- 1952 edition at Yale University Library collections
- Atlantic Monthly