South Park (season 9)

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South Park (season 9)
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Country of origin United States
No. of episodes 14
Original network Comedy Central
Original release March 9 – December 7, 2005
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List of South Park episodes

Season nine of South Park, an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, began airing on March 9, 2005. The ninth season concluded after 14 episodes on December 7, 2005.[1] All of the episodes in the ninth season were written and directed by Trey Parker.


No. in
Title Directed by Written by Original air date [1] Prod.
126 1 "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" Trey Parker Trey Parker March 9, 2005 (2005-03-09) 901
Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period and that his boyfriend is dismayed of the sex change, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to a plastic surgeon to turn himself black so he can be a star basketball player - and his father has surgery to become a dolphin.
127 2 "Die Hippie, Die" Trey Parker Trey Parker March 16, 2005 (2005-03-16) 902
It's up to Cartman to save the day when hippies overrun South Park and no one listens to his warnings.
128 3 "Wing" Trey Parker Trey Parker March 23, 2005 (2005-03-23) 903
Token becomes a singer while the boys try to run a talent agency and represent the City Wok owner's wife.
129 4 "Best Friends Forever" Trey Parker Trey Parker March 30, 2005 (2005-03-30) 904
Kenny is left in a persistent vegetative state, beginning a war between Cartman, who wants him to die so he can inherit his Sony PSP, Heaven, who needs his spirit to fight a war against hell, and those who feel he should be kept alive. This episode won a 2005 Emmy Award in the category of "Outstanding Animated Program (for programming less than one hour)".
130 5 "The Losing Edge" Trey Parker Trey Parker April 6, 2005 (2005-04-06) 905
The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid having to play all summer. Unfortunately, they are not able to lose and form a plan so they will not have to play all summer long. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games. The movie Rocky is parodied in select scenes. Also, The Karate Kid, is parodied, in that, the song You're the Best by Joe Esposito, inspires Randy to fight the "Batdad".
131 6 "The Death of Eric Cartman" Trey Parker Trey Parker April 13, 2005 (2005-04-13) 906
The kids of South Park retaliate against Cartman by ignoring him after he eats all the skin off of the chicken Kyle, Kenny and Stan were going to eat causing Cartman to think that he has died. With the help of Butters, (who is the only one that can "see" him) Cartman tries to atone his sins on earth, for he cannot go to the afterlife without doing so.
132 7 "Erection Day" Trey Parker Trey Parker April 20, 2005 (2005-04-20) 907
Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show, so he sets out to get rid of his erections by having sex with a woman.
133 8 "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" Trey Parker Trey Parker October 19, 2005 (2005-10-19) 908
Stan and Cartman crash a speedboat into a dam, flooding the neighboring town of Beaverton. Since neither of the boys admits what they've done, people blame everything from the president to global warming for the disaster. They spend so much time trying to assign blame, that they have no time to help the citizens of Beaverton.
134 9 "Marjorine" Trey Parker Trey Parker October 26, 2005 (2005-10-26) 909
Butters fakes his own death so he can pose as a girl named Marjorine and steal a paper fortune-teller.
135 10 "Follow That Egg!" Trey Parker Trey Parker November 2, 2005 (2005-11-02) 910
The children in Ms. Garrison's class are paired up to practice their parenting skills by taking care of eggs. Ms. Garrison realizes she still has feelings for Mr. Slave, who plans to marry Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Ms. Garrison, broken-hearted, tries to stop the gay-marriage bill from passing.
136 11 "Ginger Kids" Trey Parker Trey Parker November 9, 2005 (2005-11-09) 911
Stan and Kyle turn Cartman redheaded and pale after Cartman does a report on how dangerous redheaded children are, but the prank goes too far when Cartman leads the "gingers" to fight for their rights by any means necessary.
137 12 "Trapped in the Closet" Trey Parker Trey Parker November 16, 2005 (2005-11-16) 912

Stan is dubbed the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by a local group of Scientologists, causing a chain of bizarre events, such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta locking themselves in Stan's closet and R&B singer R. Kelly turning the whole affair into an urban opera.

In 2009, TV Guide ranked this episode #17 on its list of the 100 Greatest Episodes.[2]
138 13 "Free Willzyx" Trey Parker Trey Parker November 30, 2005 (2005-11-30) 913
Two aquarium workers trick the boys into thinking that a killer whale can talk, prompting the boys to liberate the animal and send him into space.
139 14 "Bloody Mary" Trey Parker Trey Parker December 7, 2005 (2005-12-07) 914
Randy's drinking problem is mistaken for a disease when he admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous following an arrest for drunk driving. At first he feels hopeless, but then a priest in a neighboring town discovers that his Virgin Mary statue is bleeding from its anus and declares it a miracle, making Randy want to go there to get cured.


  1. ^ a b "South Park (a Titles & Air Dates Guide)". epguides. Retrieved January 21, 2012. 
  2. ^ "TV Guide's Top 100 Episodes". Rev/Views. Retrieved July 4, 2016. 

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