A spherical cow is a humorous metaphor for highly simplified scientific models of complex real life phenomena. The implication is that theoretical physicists will often reduce a problem to the simplest form they can imagine in order to make calculations more feasible, even though such simplification may hinder the model's application to reality.
The phrase comes from a joke that spoofs the simplifying assumptions that are sometimes used in theoretical physics.
Q: How does a physicist milk a cow?
A: Well, first let us consider a spherical cow...
Or in a more detailed version:
Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the physicist returned to the farm, saying to the farmer, "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical cows in a vacuum".
It is told in many variants, including a spherical horse in a vacuum, from a joke about a physicist who said he could predict the winner of any horse race, provided it involved perfectly elastic spherical horses moving through a vacuum.
In an episode of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory, the joke is told by Dr. Leonard Hofstadter with a slight variation, the punchline mentioning "spherical chickens in a vacuum". Spherical chickens can be further traced back to a letter to the editor of the journal Science tilted A Spherical Chicken from 1973.
In the 1997 British Channel Four series Brass Eye, host Chris Morris distributed flyers and got public opinion on the use of spherical cows as food, implying they are secretly being sold in British shops. Response was negative, but nobody shown on the program questioned the reality of spherical cows' existence.
- Assume a can opener
- Fermi problem
- Frictionless plane
- Isolated system
- Occam's razor
- Naïve physics
- You have two cows
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