Sprockets (Saturday Night Live)
The sketch parodied German stereotypes, especially those pertaining to German seriousness, efficiency, and precision. Myers later ported the character to television for the Canadian sketch comedy show It's Only Rock & Roll and the American sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live.
Myers played "Dieter", a bored, disaffected West German expressionist and minimalist who would interview celebrities in whom he was demonstrably barely interested, and then invariably sought to bring the discussion around to his "limited" monkey, Klaus, seated on a platform atop a miniature column. Myers has stated he based the character on a waiter he encountered, working at "The Cameron House" in Toronto, as well as German musician Klaus Nomi (after whom said monkey was named).
Appearing effeminate (in his 1997 return as host Myers would introduce his lover Helmut, played by Will Ferrell), and rotating his shoulders, Myers's "Dieter" costume consisted of: black tights with a matching turtleneck sweater; round wire-rimmed glasses; slicked-back hair. On several occasions, the sketch featured a section titled Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos. This showcased such scenes as: an old man's head spinning around; a fat man, clad only in a diaper, cavorting in a lawn sprinkler; a man throwing up after being kicked in the private parts; the seemingly-lifeless body of a tramp whose face is covered with ants; a man's trousers falling down in public, while he and his girlfriend are viewing an art gallery (the man is not wearing underwear).
Recurring and memorable quotes from the sketches include:
- "You have disturbed me almost to the point of insanity...There. I am insane now."
- "Touch my monkey!" and "Liebe meine Abschminke!" ("Love my makeup remover!"—but it sounds like a plausible German word for monkey to English-only speakers), a recurring reference to Dieter's pet monkey, Klaus. Dieter told his guests that being allowed to touch Klaus was a privilege, but Klaus would often bite them when they tried to do so.
- "Your story (questions, setup) has become tiresome", whenever Dieter became - inevitably - bored with a guest.
- "I am as happy as a little girl", while pinching his shirt.
- "I am filled with anticipation (remorse), and it is most delicious."
- "Your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation."
- "Karl Heinz, you are beautiful and angular...and if you were a gas, you would be inert."
- "Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!" This was always uttered frantically at the end of the sketch...after which several Sprockets crew members, dressed identically to Dieter, joined him onstage and jerkily danced to techno music. (The techno music was another looped sample of "Electric Café", played at 45 rpm.)
Some later sketches featured Dieter outside of his talk show environment starring in parodies of game shows, TV dance parties, and art films.
List of SNL episodes featuring Dieter
All appearances were in the form of Sprockets shows, except where indicated.
- April 15, 1989 host: Dolly Parton (featuring Ben Stiller as Butch Patrick)
- May 20, 1989 host: Steve Martin
- September 30, 1989 host: Bruce Willis (featuring Dana Carvey as James Stewart)
- November 18, 1989 host: Woody Harrelson (featuring Harrelson as filmmaker Graus Grek, giving his plans for his new "EuroTrash" theme park)
- December 16, 1989 (in "Dieter In Space") host: Andie MacDowell
- March 17, 1990 (in "Dieter's Dance Party") host: Rob Lowe
- September 29, 1990 (in "Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos") (featuring Kyle MacLachlan as Karl-Heinz Shalke, the wacky neighbor in Munich TV's hit sit-com Who Are You to Accuse Me?)
- December 15, 1990 host: Dennis Quaid
- April 13, 1991 host: Catherine O'Hara
- February 15, 1992 (in "Love Werks") host: Jason Priestley
- May 16, 1992 host: Woody Harrelson (featuring Harrelson as filmmaker Gregor Voss)
- March 20, 1993 (in "Dieter's Dream") host: Miranda Richardson
- November 20, 1993 (in "Das Ist Jeopardy!") host: Nicole Kidman
- March 22, 1997 (in "The Insane Academy Awards") host: Mike Myers
Proposed film adaptation
The sketch was to be the basis for a film to be released in 2001, featuring Myers, Will Ferrell, David Hasselhoff, and Jack Black, but the project was abandoned in June 2000 after Myers became dissatisfied with his own script. Less than a week after Myers informed Universal Studios of his decision, the studio sued Myers for their $3.8 million in pre-production costs. One month later, Myers was hit with a second lawsuit, this time from Imagine Entertainment. "He claimed he had not approved the screenplay. Who wrote the screenplay--Myers," the Imagine lawsuit stated. Imagine claims Myers backed out after it and Universal agreed to his demands for more pay and millions of dollars were spent in pre-production. "This was not the first time Myers engaged in such conduct," the suit contended. "He has followed a pattern and practice of breaking his promises, betraying the trust of others and causing serious damage to those with whom he deals through selfish, egomaniacal and irresponsible conduct." The Imagine lawsuit sought more than $30 million in actual damages plus punitive damages. Myers subsequently countersued both parties, and eventually both lawsuits were later settled out of court.
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