Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
|"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"|
|South Park episode|
|Episode no.||Season 8
|Directed by||Trey Parker|
|Written by||Trey Parker|
|Original air date||December 1, 2004|
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Paris Hilton is coming to South Park and the girls are all abuzz. They are also amazed to find that studious Wendy has no idea who Paris Hilton is, and decide to drag her to the mall for the opening of Hilton's store, Stupid Spoiled Whore. Wendy is shocked by the objectification of women and how her friends are buying into the "spoiled whore" persona. After making an appearance at the store opening, Paris, who continuously coughs up semen, takes off from South Park in her limousine chattering mindlessly on her cell phone while her dog Tinkerbell, a chihuahua miserable with its existence, retrieves the chauffeur's gun and commits suicide. Distraught, she spots Butters playing in front of his house as her limousine drives by and decides she has to have him as her new pet. Despite her chauffeur pointing out that Butters is somebody's child, she aggressively insists on keeping him.
Wendy vents her many frustrations with what the store represents to her father, who accompanies her to Hilton's shop. While initially appalled, he is quickly manipulated by the women of South Park into acquiescence and vows to make Wendy "the stupidest, most spoiled whore of them all!".
Bebe organizes a "Stupid Spoiled Whore Party" at her house, but refuses to invite Wendy because she is not whorish enough. Wearing skimpy outfits to school, Bebe and the girls make suggestive invitations to the boys, who look more frightened than excited (except Cartman who they completely ignore and who furiously flips them off as a result).
Meanwhile, Butters has been dressed up as a bear and is being called "Mr. Biggles" by Paris, who then offers Butters' parents $200 million for him. While Mr. and Mrs. Stotch discuss Hilton's proposal in private, Hilton, drunk, passes out on Butters' bed. The naïve Butters pokes curiously at Hilton's vulva, believing it to be a squishy animal that lives in her pants. Upon coming to, Hilton accepts the Stotchs’ counteroffer of $250 million. Butters does not want to live with her, so Mr. Stotch tells him that he can stay if he raises the $250 million himself by working hard and mining coal like his grandfather. Butters tries futilely to do this while the offer is finalized.
At Bebe's party, the girls attempts to act like stupid, spoiled whores terrify the boys, most of whom attempt to run away. In the meantime, Wendy goes to Mr. Garrison's home to seek the advice of the biggest whore she knows, Mr. Slave, who she hopes will teach her how to become a whore like all the other girls. Mr. Slave is shocked that the girls are emulating someone like Paris Hilton and explains to Wendy that being a whore is inherent, not learned. Mr. Slave then rushes off to the party to explain to the girls that they should not emulate someone as disgusting and worthless as Paris Hilton.
Butters escapes from Hilton's limousine after finding pictures of her former pets' suicide scenes. Terrified, he attempts to flee, ending up at Bebe's ongoing party. Hilton, chasing after Butters, rushes in just in time to hear Mr. Slave telling all the girls that even though Paris Hilton is rich and glamorous, she is really a talentless nobody. Hilton and Mr. Slave begin to argue over who the bigger whore is until Hilton challenges Mr. Slave to a Whore-Off.
At the Whore-Off, Hilton begins with a variety of sex acts, finishing by stuffing an entire pineapple up her vagina. Unimpressed, Mr. Slave counters by removing his pants, jumping on top of Hilton and jamming her entire body into his rectum. Mr. Slave silences the amazed crowd with an impassioned speech stating that parents need to actively teach their kids to have better role models than Paris Hilton. The girls, seeing the error of their ways, make up with Wendy and apologize for "insulting" her by calling her names such as "not stupid", "not spoiled", and "not a whore". Meanwhile, Butters is happy to have escaped from Hilton's clutches. Mr. Slave's speech seems to touch all of the adults of South Park except for Butters' parents, who are upset for not receiving $250 million, and promptly ground him.
Meanwhile, Paris Hilton is still stuck inside of Mr. Slave's anus. To her dazed surprise, she is greeted by the Frog King, who tells her to bravely journey through Mr. Slave. This is a reference to the misadventures of Lemmiwinks in the episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance".
Paris Hilton reacted to the episode by saying, "I haven't seen it, but when people copy you, that's like the most flattering thing, so whatever people can say, I just laugh about it. It doesn't matter to me." To this, South Park co-creator Matt Stone reacted, "That shows just how fucked up she is. That's terrible that she's flattered by it." The British newspaper The Guardian has rated the episode as one of the top ten episodes of the 2000s.
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