Swami X was an American boardwalk performer and stand-up comedian. Active from the 1970s to 1985, he performed in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Berkeley, and New York. He was known for bawdy sexual humor and political invective.
Swami X's act was a monologue mixing pithy sociopolitical observations with poetry, sarcasm and humor, which typically included blasphemy, profanity, and attacking "sacred cows"—producing "pleased shock and delighted outrage" in observers. His notable lines include:
- "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer."
- "How do we know Jesus Christ was Jewish? Because he went into His Father's business."
- "If I had known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself".
- "You are what you eat. If that's true, then I'm a nymphomaniac".
He was known for appearing on the Venice Boardwalk, at the UCLA and U.C. Berkeley campuses, in San Francisco, and at Washington Park in New York City. He retired in 1985. In 2009 the mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, presented him with an official proclamation.
Harry W. "Swami X" Heard died on August 29, 2015 at the home of former Los Angeles City Councilman Bill Rosendahl. He was 89, two and a half months before his 90th birthday. Heard was born in Philadelphia in mid-November of 1925. 
- "SWAMI X - Comedian". KCET website. Retrieved 29 November 2010.
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- "Venice Beach Comic Swami X Is Dead at 89". L.A. Weekly. 1 September 2015.
- "Swami X Has Left the Building". Free Venice. Beachhead. 1 September 2015.
- Jeffrey Stanton, Venice California: 'Coney Island of the Pacific' (2005), page 273
- Spirit of Venice, California (contains an audio version of a spoken word performance by Swami X). Priority Records. March 10, 1992. ASIN B00000E7DU. Retrieved 30 November 2010.
- Sweet William, 'X Swami X, The Sidewalk Comic', Los Angeles Times, Calendar Section, p. 170 (Dec. 23, 1979).
- Archive of blog postings by Swami X on the Free Venice Beachhead blog
- Video of Los Angeles Mayor Villaraigosa presenting Swami X with official proclamation and recounting his experiences with Swami X at UCLA in the early 1970s
- Excerpts Video of SWAMI X Performing on the Venice Beach Boardwalk 1981, taken from "STREET LIFE" the documentary film by Mark S Shepherd
- Brief article and recent photos of Swami X with quotations