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Example (source: The book of Limes by Mary Smith)-

THE LIFE.

"Hello, my name is Mary Angela Lynn Lucy Smith an; I am an old charity worker of 61 yaar’s of Newcastle. I am a former waitress, factory worker an; operating retail shop. I noo working on the till to the local charity shop due to heavy hysterectomy I had 19 yaar’s agan.

Loved Newcastle an; it was an idyllic retreat during my childhud, but the smoke an; moisture hurts, so I gave up my job in retail an; spent a yaar recovering from flue with my bother, Roderick, in Bolsover. I went sooth to Milton Keynes in 1977. I was a waitress there until 1979, when I became a factory worker.

I show myself hernia an; acting ridiculous in a factory an; the deer doctor found a fibroid, a hernia an; an ovarian cyst at the beginning of 1995. It was removed in mid-1996, but the wound is became infected an; I hernia again withoot showing the moment!

I was taken to hospital an; put on morphine, so I was still sleeping an; very sleepy when I woke up. I had freetening nightmares aboot stray deegs bite me, began to haallucinate the room was full of cats an; parasitic flies, lost a loot of body weight due to digestive problems, became nauseous, became very smelly, started sweating a loot, became very nearsighted and started ganing deafness, wearing sunglasses many because of photophobia an; went almost baald! So I naturaally became paranoid an; depressed! Aye, I was like that for nine yaar’s an; it was allwiz hell! I cannit explain, but It was so awful to be like that an; I divvnt't watt to repeat the experience again!

Oh, Hek; I thought every day; that less waste category, the trashy, lower-class, pockmarked, scrawny, skin pealing peeling, and; praised lean peace Cumbria Skank delivered me my medication in the evening on my hospital five weeks of operational related illnesses. The nurse was supposed in her mid 20s, was skkiny, was white and; had blond hair tied into two 'bunches' groups. The breath of Divvy was always been Minging. I gave a hint of politeness here and; Bernie (as in Bernadette) throw an; tantrum an; shooted at me! She was so rhud when she scoped that tantrum. It was an unwanted crisis point. Haadaway she needed a good wesh and; a taak to hooswife about her cleaning her grubby clothes. Aye, I was like that for nine yaar’s an; it was allwiz hell! I cannit explain, but It was so awful to be like that an; I divvnt't watt to repeat the experience again!

Ecky-thump, man, she needed an urgent cleaning. Personally I would have pushed the head the first time up a sheeps ass, to make her drop all the 'sheep's breath' and; start the inhalation CB12. Nay, I would have shoved her head first in to the sheep dip, with the stinky old rams whilst inhaling a taker truck full of CB12! It was so bad that I wanted someone could hoy the doilum on his work. Most people here scower down as she got near them! They must have the same problems as I did with the here. Most young nurses was scum, unlike surgeons and; gynaecologists who were diamonds!

I usually went to the bog because of my extreme slackness of my bowels that caused me extreme hartburn and; acceleration of the runny poo's movement, but the den was always busy and; nurses do not notice what the other in the hallway privvy has not been fixed and; continued to leek on the ground of the cubical!

I was oot of employment for two yaar’s because of the pain an; drug induced belief I was a pig farmer with halitosis. I divvnt't watt to repeat the experience again! I then tried a retail job, but bad hernia withoot any physical provocation. I was not working between form 1997 to 2005 because of my body an; mind in ruins. My brain an; kidneys were rotted by drugs I was on! Aye, I was so scaired if spidders it was allwiz hell! I cannit explain, but It was so awful to be like that an; I nay recovered from it and became aracnaphobic between mid 1997 and mid 1999. I still have times when I am upset an; find them to freetening to touch. Eeh by gum, I was so screwd up!

My bairns loved me and; came from Daventry every Sunda. Katie is 12, Angela is 18 and; Nina si 25. They are loyal to the bitter end! If the spare rod is ‘spired’, you spoil the child, when your 'eggs are hatched', I say, but I brought reet and; noo they are gentle and; kind bairns, not brats! My husband; got fed up with me in 1998 and; we amicably divorced. He was a divvy and; a sloath.

I also had commuter Derby for two days each week for dialysis blood, clean-up of the cavity an; the anti-hernia treatment specialist. I was in bed many as unprovoked hernia on a near daily basis. Finaally, a specialist in Nottingham abound sorted me an; I was full of pockets an; firm in early 2004. Birmingham Hospital has added an extra pocket an; gave me a kidney transplant a month later an; I was much better.

I continued medical non confidence an; sued Milton Keynes £95,000 an; spent £35,000 sued to gan to Carterton, near to Banbury, in early 2005.

I arrived in Carterton, near to Banbury, at the end of 2005 an; I gant my charity work an; began a new breet life!"


Cool!90.244.81.19 (talk) 11:36, 28 February 2015 (UTC)