The Hands That Thieve

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The Hands That Thieve
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Studio album by
ReleasedApril 30, 2013
GenreSka punk, punk rock
LabelPentimento, Victory
Streetlight Manifesto chronology
99 Songs of Revolution: Vol. 1
The Hands That Thieve
Singles from The Hands That Thieve
  1. "The Three of Us"
    Released: April 2, 2013

The Hands That Thieve is the fifth studio album by the American ska-punk band Streetlight Manifesto. It was their first studio album since 2010's 99 Songs of Revolution: Vol. 1, and their first album of original material since 2007's Somewhere in the Between. In addition to the Streetlight album, an acoustic version of the album (titled The Hand That Thieves) was intended to be released by Toh Kay, but was cancelled.[1] The album was originally set to be released in the summer of 2012, but was pushed back several times due to label problems and rewrites, to its eventual release date of April 30, 2013.[2][3] The album has received generally favorable critical response.

Professional ratings
Aggregate scores
Review scores
Allmusic3.5/5 stars[5]
Punknews.org4.5/5 stars[6]
Alternative Press4/5 stars[8]


The band completed the album in mid-January,[10] and it was announced on February 15 that the album would be finally released on April 30.[11][12] The band also planned to produce a live EP to compensate for the various delays, which the band claimed would be "an exclusive RISC Store gift and...the only professional live Streetlight Manifesto recording to date."[10] On April 1, the band released the first full song from the album "The Three of Us". On April 19 the album was leaked on many sites.[13] On April 30, the album was released as planned, but due to conflicts with Victory Records, the band was prevented from releasing the album and fulfilling preorders from their own website.[3] There were also claims that the live EP was canceled due to legal issues.[citation needed]

In May 2014, fans who originally preordered the album through the RISC Store received a "mystery gift" in lieu of the actual album, due to Victory Records not releasing any physical copies to the band. Fans received a white Digipak with a photograph of an orange tabby cat on its front cover and booklet cover, with no text or identifiers other than the track listing on the back cover. The booklet contains the lyrics to all ten songs, photographs of the band, and Aesop's Fable The Dog and the Wolf on its final page. The Digipak contained a blank CD-R with nondescript artwork of a barren tree, with the band stating on their Facebook page:

"You can use the blank cd to store your digital files, as a coaster, or even to burn your favorite songs. Any songs you want to put on it, you can put on it. You can put any amount of songs on it, as long as that amount will fit on a standard CD-R. You can burn 2 songs, 30 songs or even 10 songs, it's up to you. You can find music to burn onto the cd on the internet, or even ask fellow fans of bands you like to share their favorite songs so you can burn them, as long as you do so legally, or whatever. Then when you're done burning the cd (it takes a few minutes, but it's really quite simple to do), you can put the cd on your shelf, in your car, wherever. There are no words on the cd (besides the poems), no bar codes, no logos, no mean-hearted little dogs, nothing. It's just a blank cd that we're providing for you, along with a booklet of poetry and photography."[14]

Track listing[edit]

All tracks written by Tomas Kalnoky.

1."The Three of Us"5:18
3."The Littlest Things"4:50
4."The Hands That Thieve"5:40
5."With Any Sort of Certainty"6:10
6."If Only for Memories"5:28
7."They Broke Him Down"5:20
8."Toe to Toe"4:22
9."Oh Me, Oh My"3:45
10."Your Day Will Come"4:44
Total length:50:04


  • Mike Brown – alto saxophone, baritone saxophone, backing vocals
  • Jim Conti – alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, backing vocals
  • Tomas Kalnoky – vocals, guitar
  • Pete McCullough – double bass, bass guitar, backing vocals
  • Nadav Nirenberg – trombone, backing vocals
  • Matt Stewart – trumpet, backing vocals
  • Chris Thatcher – drums

Chart performance[edit]

Chart (2013) Peak
US Billboard 200[15] 95
US Billboard Independent Albums[15] 21
US Billboard Top Rock Albums[15] 26

Toh Kay version[edit]

The Hand That Thieves
Studio album by
ReleasedApril 30, 2013 [nb 1]
GenreFolk, acoustic
Toh Kay chronology
Streetlight Lullabies
The Hand That Thieves
You By Me: Vol. 2

In addition to the Streetlight Manifesto album, an acoustic version of the album titled The Hand That Thieves was planned to be released by Toh Kay and his acoustic trio. Tomas Kalnoky stated, "The albums may have the same song titles, lyrics and chord progressions, but the similarities end there. The album has a laid back, late night, lazy feel - something to put your feet up to, when you're not quite in the mood for the ball of frenetic energy that is Streetlight Manifesto." [18] This album, along with the Streetlight version, was pushed back due to rewrites and label issues, and was planned to be released on April 30, 2013. On April 15, Tomas released his first full song from the album "With Any Sort Of Certainty" along with a music video animated by Scott Benson. However, the video has since been taken down by Victory Records. On April 21, 2013, according to Kalnoky's Twitter account, Victory records successfully had the Toh Kay version of the album removed from Amazon.[19] On April 30, Kalnoky announced that the Toh Kay version of the album would not be released in the foreseeable future due to legal problems with Victory Records. According to the band's website, Victory Records had given Streetlight the choice between pulling the Toh Kay record completely or releasing it through Victory Records. The band and Kalnoky, who have shared a notoriously turbulent relationship with the record label, decided to cancel the record.[3] [20] Although the album was cancelled, it was leaked on its expected release day. CDs including the album and Toh Kay's music video of "With Any Sort Of Certainty" appeared during "The End of the Beginning" tour. The CD's metadata lists the title of the disc as "Fuck Victory" and a "FuckVictory.txt" file is included on the disc, with a message from "the Punk Rock Pirate". However, after their legal troubles were settled with Victory Records, they now plan to release the album under Tomas' own Pentimento Music Company. A release date is not yet known.[21]

Track listing[edit]

1."The Three of Us"4:55
3."The Littlest Things"4:52
4."The Hands That Thieve"4:54
5."With Any Sort of Certainty"6:56
6."If Only for Memories"5:44
7."They Broke Him Down"5:20
8."Toe to Toe"4:21
9."Oh Me, Oh My"4:10
10."Your Day Will Come"5:44
Total length:53:00


  1. ^ The album was cancelled but was leaked on 30 April 2013.[16]
  1. ^ Streetlight Manifesto. "New Streetlight Manifesto, Toh Kay Albums". Retrieved 2012-08-28.
  2. ^ Streetlight Manifesto. "Album Release(s) Postponed". Retrieved 2012-10-25.
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  4. ^ "The Hands that Thieve Reviews, Ratings, Credits, and More at Metacritic". 2013-04-30. Retrieved 2013-05-31.
  5. ^ Gregory Heaney. "The Hands That Thieve - Streetlight Manifesto". Allmusic. Retrieved May 31, 2013.
  6. ^ review
  7. ^ Conaton, Chris (9 May 2013). "Streetlight Manifesto: The Hands That Thieve". PopMatters. Retrieved 13 May 2013.
  8. ^ Alternative Press | Reviews | Streetlight Manifesto - The Hands that Thieve
  9. ^ Kleman, Eli (April 30, 2013). "Album Review - Streetlight Manifesto: The Hands That Thieve". Sputnikmusic. Retrieved 13 May 2013.
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  11. ^ "Archived copy". Archived from the original on 2013-02-08. Retrieved 2013-02-05.CS1 maint: Archived copy as title (link)
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  14. ^ "Streetlight Manifesto". Streetlight Manifesto. 2014-05-14. Retrieved 2014-06-25.
  15. ^ a b c "The Hands that Thieve - Streetlight Manifesto". Billboard. Retrieved May 31, 2013.
  16. ^ The album was cancelled but was leaked on 30 April 2013.
  17. ^ Streetlight Manifesto/Victory. "New Streetlight Manifesto, Toh Kay Albums". Retrieved 2012-08-28.
  18. ^ Property Of Zack. "Streetlight Manifesto Frontman Releasing Acoustic Version Of New LP". Retrieved 2012-11-26.
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  20. ^ "Preorder FAQ".
  21. ^ "Streetlight Manifesto". Retrieved 2017-05-08.

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