The Meteor Man (film)
|The Meteor Man|
Theatrical one-sheet for The Meteor Man
|Directed by||Robert Townsend|
|Produced by||Robert Townsend
Loretha C. Jones
|Written by||Robert Townsend|
|Music by||Cliff Eidelman|
|Cinematography||John A. Alonzo|
|Edited by||Adam Bernardi
Robaire W. Estel
|August 6, 1993 (USA)|
|Box office||$8,016,708 (USA)|
The Meteor Man is a 1993 American superhero comedy film written by, directed by, and starring Robert Townsend with supporting roles done by Marla Gibbs, Eddie Griffin, Robert Guillaume, James Earl Jones, Bill Cosby, and Another Bad Creation. The film also featured special appearances by Luther Vandross, Sinbad, Naughty by Nature, Cypress Hill, and Big Daddy Kane. Townsend stars as a mild-mannered schoolteacher, who becomes a superhero after his neighborhood in Washington, D.C. is terrorized by street gangs. Although the film is set in Washington, it was mostly filmed in the Reservoir Hill neighborhood of Baltimore. Robert Townsend named the film's protagonist Jefferson Reed, after one of his childhood heroes, his favorite teacher.
Jefferson Reed (Robert Townsend) is a mild mannered school teacher in Washington D.C. His neighborhood is terrorized by a local gang called The Golden Lords led by Simon Caine (Roy Fegan) and allied with drug lord Anthony Byers (Frank Gorshin). One night, Jeff steps in to rescue a woman from the gang only to end up running from them himself. Hiding in a garbage dumpster, he manages to escape. As he climbs out, he is struck down by a glowing green meteorite. His spine is crushed and he receives severe burns. A small fragment of the meteor was left over and taken by a vagrant named Marvin (Bill Cosby). Reed awakens several days later in the hospital, but when his bandages are taken off, he is miraculously healed of all injuries.
Jeff soon discovered that the meteorite had left him with spectacular abilities such as flight, x-ray/laser vision, superhuman strength, speed, and hearing, invulnerability, healing powers, the ability to absorb a book's content by touch, super breath, telepathy with dogs (which he uses to communicate with his own dog, Ellington), and telekinesis. Confiding this to his parents Ted (Robert Guillaume) and Maxine (Marla Gibbs), they convince him to use his powers to help the community. His mother designs a costume and as the Meteor Man, he takes on the Golden Lords. He shuts down 15 crack houses, stops 11 robberies, brings peace between the police, the Crips (Cypress Hill), and the Bloods (Naughty by Nature) where they begin to work together to rebuild the community they destroyed, and plants a giant garden in the middle of the ghetto.
The Golden Lords learn Meteor Man's secret identity and his slowly diminishing powers. As the violence gets out of hand and the Golden Lords continue their attacks, the community members plan to make a deal with them, but Jeff instead teaches them about fighting for their beliefs. A now powerless Jeff fights Simon and is beaten up. Simon points his gun at Jeff, but Jeff's neighbor Earnest Moses (James Earl Jones) throws a record at him, successfully knocking the gun out of Simon's hand. Suddenly, Marvin uses the meteor fragment to strip the Golden Lords of their guns. This enables the locals to stand up to the Golden Lords as they fight them alongside Marvin's dogs. Marvin accidentally drops the meteor and both Jeff and Simon grab the rock from both sides, gaining superpowers, and engage in a brawl. When Simon is about to throw a dumpster at Jeff, he hears Ellington barking, telling Jeff that he can win, and throws the dumpster at Ellington instead, fatally injuring him. This angers Jeff and he disappears and returns as Meteor Man. They continue with their brawl with Meteor Man winning and draining Simon of his powers by absorbing them. He then defeats the rest of the Golden Lords. The locals all gather around Ellington who is now lying on the street, whimpering in pain. Jeff uses his x-ray vision to see that Ellington's ribs are broken. Before Jeff can do anything, his powers fade away, again. But just then, Marvin comes over and uses the last of his powers from the meteor fragment to heal Ellington's injuries, thus saving Ellington's life. The locals all applaud.
Later, Anthony Byers and his gang confront Meteor Man, but are outnumbered by the Bloods and the Crips who show up to protect Meteor Man. Anthony Byers and his gang are then arrested by the police after attempting to "take a vacation to the Bahamas".
- Robert Townsend as Jefferson Reed/Meteor Man
- Marla Gibbs as Maxine Reed, Jefferson's mother
- Eddie Griffin as Michael Anderson, Jefferson's friend.
- Robert Guillaume as Ted Reed, Jefferson's father
- James Earl Jones as Earnest Moses, Jefferson's neighbor.
- Bill Cosby as Marvin, a vagrant.
- Marilyn Coleman as Mrs. Walker, Jefferson Reed's landlady.
- Roy Fegan as Simon Caine, the leader of the Golden Lords.
- Don Cheadle as Goldilocks, member of the Golden Lords.
- Big Daddy Kane as Pirate, member of the Golden Lords.
- Frank Gorshin as Anthony Byers, a drug lord.
- Sinbad as Malik, Stacy's boyfriend
- Nancy Wilson as Principal Laws
- Tommy 'Tiny' Lister as Digit
- Wallace Shawn as Mr. Little
- Faizon Love as Maurice
- "Can't Let Her Get Away" - Michael Jackson
- "It's for You" - Shanice
- "Don't Waste My Time" - Lisa Taylor
- "You Turn Me On" - Hi-Five
- "Who Can"
- "Your Future Is Our Future" - Daryl Coley & Frank McComb
- "I Say a Prayer" - Howard Hewett
- "Is It Just Too Much" - Keith Washington
- "Somebody Cares for You" - Frank McComb
- "Good Love" - Elaine Stepter
- "Ain't Nobody Bad (Like Meteor Man)" - Big Hat Ray Ray
- The powers Meteor Man (and Marvin) exhibit, in the order they appear:
- Regeneration: Completely healing from the 3rd degree burns (and probably concussive damage) of the falling meteorite.
- Data absorption: Touching a book gives him detailed knowledge of what it contains, scanning it with total recall for 30 seconds (supposedly, he acquired martial arts for what seemed far more) during which he has an impulse to act upon the acquired knowledge or manifest it. This happened with a medical book first, then he intentionally used on a magazine to prove his ability then on his students' examns to correct them, then, accidentally on an instruction booklet on Bruce Lee's martial arts and, when trying to repeat this, accidentally, on a modeling instruction booklet that forced him and his adversary to walk as in a catwalk, and even fight as models.
- X-ray vision hearing: His x-ray vision works through walls and when there are no walls through clothes, it can be activated accidentally or on purpose and likewise deactivated, along with seeing he hears what is being said where he is seeing.
- Canine language translation: He discovered he could understand his dog's barks and bark to him in a way the dog understood, allowing conversation between them. Marvin also used this ability, with his many dogs.
- Long distance visual cyberpathy: First exhibited by Marvin who combined it with his x-ray vision to watchanother's person TV, then used by Meteor Man to thwart an attempt to steal a television.
- Telekinesis: First exhibited by Marvin to manipulate appliances and food.
- Superhuman strength: First exhibited by Meteor Man in his civilian identity when he accidentally threw two thugs that were coming for him and his family, in later opportunities he used it to haul cars.
- Superhuman durability: When punched and shot at Meteor Man exhibited invulnerability.
- Quake-inducing fall: Maybe an aspect of his superstrength he fell from a 2nd story and opened a crack, from him forward, and a tremor that fell in the 3.5 of the Richter scale.
- Green appearance in photos: When photographed he looked more like a distored barely anthropomorphic emerald meteor rock.
- Green ocular blasts: He can shoto blasts that may fry eggs, and who knows, they might cause 3rd degree burns and have a concussive effect (but the later is just unjustified speculation)
- Exhale powerful gusts of wind: While unable to freeze with these he can knock targets off their feet, several meters backwards.
- Tactile ground fertilization: By touching a small plot of land where he had planted seeds he managed to turn the sterile land into a fertile terrain.
- Generate plant-benefitting cloud and rain: The created cloud lasts as little as the rain it causes needs to dissipate it but where it rains plants grow at an accelerated path and to supernatural size (in a matter of 12 hours or less)
- Superhuman speed: Meteor man shows this power to save his community by catching upcoming bullets, he succeeds despite his powers waning at that time (the bullets manage to cause him a wound of medium concern)
- Electricity-facilitated energy absorption: When he trapped and adversary with his same powers in an electrical wire electrocuting the target made him vulnerable to having Meteor Man drain the opponent'senergy and, with it, the opponent's power.
- Tactile healing: Exhibited by Marvin since Meteor Man's use of his x-ray sight to see his dog's broken ribs left im powerful, this power was the last Marvin could access.
Peter Rainer of the Los Angeles Times compares the film to "a fairly clunky sitcom" with its sense of righteous do-goodism, and although the film intends to inspire, it instead sends the message that it would take a superhero to clean up inner-city gang violence. Roger Ebert gave the film 2.5 (out of 4) stars, writing "The movie contains big laughs and moments of genuine feeling, but it seems to be put together out of assorted inspirations that were never assembled into one coherent story line....Kids may like the film and anyone can enjoy the moments of inspiration, but 'The Meteor Man' could have been better if it had tried to do less, more carefully."
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