The Pirate Movie
|The Pirate Movie|
Theatrical release poster
|Directed by||Ken Annakin|
|Produced by||David Joseph|
|Written by||Trevor Farrant|
|Based on||The Pirates of Penzance
by W. S. Gilbert
and Arthur Sullivan
|Edited by||Kenneth W. Zemke|
Joseph Hamilton International Productions
|Distributed by||20th Century Fox|
|Box office||US$9 million|
The Pirate Movie is a 1982 Australian musical romantic comedy film directed by Ken Annakin and starring Christopher Atkins and Kristy McNichol. Loosely based on Gilbert and Sullivan's comic opera The Pirates of Penzance, the original music score is composed by Mike Brady and Peter Sullivan (no relation to Pirates of Penzance composer Arthur Sullivan).
Mabel Stanley (Kristy McNichol) is an introverted teenage girl in a seaside community in Australia. She attends a local pirate festival featuring a swordplay demonstration led by a young curly-haired instructor (Christopher Atkins), who then invites her for a ride on his boat. She is duped by her sisters, Edith (Kate Ferguson), Kate (Rhonda Burchmore), and Isabel (Catherine Lynch), into missing the launch, so she rents a small sailboat to give chase. A sudden storm throws her overboard, and she washes up on a beach. She subsequently dreams an adventure that takes place a century before. In this fantasy sequence, the swordplay instructor is now named Frederic, a young apprentice of the Pirates of Penzance, celebrating his 21st birthday on a pirate vessel. Frederic refuses an invitation from the Pirate King (Ted Hamilton), his adoptive father, to become a full pirate, as his birth parents were murdered by their contemporaries. Frederic swears to avenge their deaths and is forced off of the ship on a small boat.
Adrift, Frederic spies Mabel and her older sisters on a nearby island and swims to shore to greet them. In a reversal of roles, Mabel is a confident, assertive, and courageous young woman, while her sisters are prim, proper and conservative. Frederic quickly falls for Mabel and proposes marriage, but local custom requires the elder sisters to marry first. Soon, Frederic's old mates come ashore, also looking for women and kidnap Mabel's sisters. Major-General Stanley (Bill Kerr), Mabel's father, arrives and convinces the Pirate King to free his daughters and leave in peace. The pirates anchor their ship just outside the harbour instead of actually leaving. Mabel wants Frederic to gain favour with her father so they can marry, so she plots to recover the family treasure stolen years earlier by the pirates. Unfortunately, the treasure was lost at sea, but the location where it lies was tattooed as a map on the Pirate King's back. Mabel successfully tricks the Pirate King into revealing his tattoo while Frederic sketches a copy.
The next day, Mabel and Frederic recover the stolen treasure and present it to her father. The Major-General is underwhelmed as he believes the treasure will simply be stolen again once the pirates realise it is missing. Mabel dispatches Frederic to raise an army for protection, but the Pirate King interferes. The ship nurse, Ruth, convinces them to stop fighting, reminding the Pirate King of Frederic's apprenticeship contract. Frederic's birthday is 29 February, and he is dismayed to see that the contract specifies his twenty-first birthday, rather than his twenty-first year. As his birthday occurs every four years, Frederic has celebrated only five birthdays and is still bound by contract to remain with the pirates.
That night, the pirates raid the Stanley estate, and the Pirate King orders their execution. Mabel demands a "happy ending" – admitting for the first time that she believes this all to be a dream. Everyone — even the pirates — cheers their approval, leaving the Pirate King disappointed and shocked. Mabel then confronts her father, but the Major-General is steadfast that the marriage custom remains in effect. Mabel quickly pairs each of her older sisters with a pirate, and she also pairs the Pirate King to Ruth, the ship nurse. With Mabel and Frederic now free to marry, the fantasy sequence ends in song and dance.
Mabel awakens back on the beach to discover that she is wearing the wedding ring that Frederic had given her in her dream. At that moment, the handsome swordplay instructor arrives and lifts her to her feet. He passionately kisses Mabel, who is still shaken by her dream. She asks if his name is Frederic. He assures her that he isn't who she imagines him to be, but then carries her off to marry her, thus giving Mabel her happy ending in reality as well.
- Christopher Atkins as Swordplay instructor/Frederic
- Kristy McNichol as Mabel Stanley
- Ted Hamilton as The Pirate King
- Bill Kerr as Major-General Stanley
- Maggie Kirkpatrick as Ruth, the ship nurse
- Garry McDonald as Sergeant/Inspector
- Chuck McKinney as Samuel
- Kate Ferguson as Edith
- Rhonda Burchmore as Kate
- Catherine Lynch as Isabel
The film was the idea of actor Ted Hamilton, who became executive producer. Richard Franklin was first announced as director but then Ken Annakin got the job, and was rushed into production when Joseph Papp announced that he was going to produce a film version of his Broadway production of The Pirates of Penzance.
Polydor Records released a soundtrack album and singles from the film.
- A1 – "Victory" – The Pirates (2:37)
- A2 – "First Love" – Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins (4:13)
- A3 – "How Can I Live Without Her" – Christopher Atkins (3:08)
- A4 – "Hold On" – Kristy McNichol (3:14)
- A5 – "We Are the Pirates" – Ian Mason (3:36)
- B1 – "Pumpin' and Blowin'" – Kristy McNichol (3:05)
- B2 – "Stand Up and Sing" – Kool & The Gang (4:32)
- B3 – "Happy Ending" – The Peter Cupples Band (4:58)
- B4 – "The Chase" – Peter Sullivan and The Orchestra (1:33)
- B5 – "I Am a Pirate King" – Ted Hamilton and The Pirates (2:03)
- C1 – "Happy Ending" – The Cast of The Pirate Movie (4:18)
- C2 – "The Chinese Battle" – Peter Sullivan and The Orchestra (2:36)
- C3 – "The Modern Major General's Song" – Bill Kerr and The Cast of The Pirate Movie (2:00)
- C4 – "We Are the Pirates" – The Pirates (2:18)
- C5 – "Medley" – Peter Sullivan and The Orchestra (4:03)
- D1 – "Tarantara" – Gary McDonald and The Policemen (1:53)
- D2 – "The Duel" – Peter Sullivan and The Orchestra (4:04)
- D3 – "The Sisters' Song" – The Sisters (2:42)
- D4 – "Pirates, Police and Pizza" – Peter Sullivan and The Orchestra (3:32)
- D5 – "Come Friends Who Plough the Sea" – Ted Hamilton and The Pirates (2:00)
The Pirate Movie was made soon after the 1980 New York City Central Park and 1981 Broadway theatre production of The Pirates of Penzance produced by Joseph Papp, which re-popularized swashbuckling pirates as a theatrical genre.
The film was panned by critics, as it currently holds a 9% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 11 reviews. The Irish Times review called The Pirate Movie a "travesty" of the Gilbert and Sullivan original and said "with a philosophy of shove everything in regardless, it's nothing more than a waste of Miss McNichol's abilities, the audience's time and the incentives offered to make films in Australia." Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide rated the film as a BOMB and stated: "Not only trashes the original, but also fails on its own paltry terms. It should have been called The Rip-off Movie".TV Guide stated "Pop tunes are mixed in with some of the original G&S songs in a pirate period setting that grates on the nerves, as does the inane toilet humor that substitutes for wit. All the performers, especially McNichol, look as if they can't wait until the film is over, and one can hardly blame them." In contrast, the audience was much more forgiving, giving it a 76% audience rating. Michael and Harry Medved's book Son of Golden Turkey Awards includes The Pirate Movie's "First Love" on its list of "Worst Rock 'N Roll Lyrics in a Movie".
Australian film critic Michael Adams later included The Pirate Movie on his list of the worst ever Australian films, along with Phantom Gold, The Glenrowan Affair, Houseboat Horror, Welcome to Woop Woop, Les Patterson Saves the World and the 1987 film Pandemonium.
(24th Australian Film Institute Awards)
|Best Supporting Actor||Garry McDonald||Nominated|
|Best Costume Design||Aphrodite Kondos||Nominated|
|Razzie Award||Worst Actor||Christopher Atkins||Nominated|
|Worst Actress||Kristy McNichol||Nominated|
|Worst Supporting Actor||Ted Hamilton||Nominated|
|Worst Original Song ("Pumpin' and Blowin'")||Terry Britten, B.A. Robertson, and Sue Shifrin||Won|
|Worst Original Song ("Happy Endings")||Nominated|
|Worst Musical Score||Kit Hain||Won|
|Worst Screenplay||Trevor Farrant||Nominated|
|Worst Director||Ken Annakin||Won|
|Worst Picture||David Joseph||Nominated|
|Stinkers Bad Movie Award||Worst Picture||Nominated|
The film is listed in Golden Raspberry Award founder John Wilson's book The Official Razzie Movie Guide as one of The 100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made.
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- The Pirate Movie TV Guide. Retrieved 24th January 2015.
- The Pirate Movie at Rotten Tomatoes Retrieved 9 April 2014
- Medved, Harry and Michael. Son of Golden Turkey Awards, 1986, Villard Books. ISBN 0-207-15380-9. (pp. 185-6)
- Michael Adams, Showgirls, Teen Wolves, and Astro Zombies : a film critic's year-long quest to find the worst movie ever made.New York : Itbooks, 2010. ISBN 978-0-06-180629-2 (p.144)
- "1982 5th Hastings Bad Cinema Society Stinkers Awards". Stinkers Bad Movie Awards. Los Angeles Times. Archived from the original on 17 October 2006. Retrieved 2 April 2013.
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