The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross

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"The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross"
The Twilight Zone episode
Episode no. Season 5
Episode 16
Directed by Don Siegel
Written by Jerry McNeely (based on the story by Henry Slesar)
Featured music Stock
Production code 2612
Original air date January 17, 1964
Guest appearance(s)

Don Gordon: Salvadore Ross
Gail Kobe: Leah Maitland
Vaughn Taylor: Mr. Maitland
J. Pat O'Malley: Old Man
Douglass Dumbrille: Mr. Halpert
Douglas Lambert: Albert Grow
Seymour Cassel: Jerry (uncredited)
Ted Jacques: Bartender (uncredited)
Kathleen O'Malley: Nurse (uncredited)

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"The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross" is an episode of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone. In this episode, a man finds he has the ability to trade anything, even personal traits and conditions, with whoever agrees to the swap.

Opening narration[edit]


Salvadore Ross is a brash, insensitive, ambitious 26-year-old man who craves a lovely young social worker named Leah Maitland. Leah and Ross dated for a time, but she broke off the relationship because their personalities are incompatible. When Ross continues to bother her while even being physically overbearing, Leah puts her foot down and finally ends things. He has been so loud that her father has come out to see if she alright. After a curt exchange they go inside and Ross slams his fist into the closed door, breaking his hand. Ross' roommate is an elderly man with a respiratory infection. Ross sarcastically suggests that he'd like to trade ailments with the old man, who jokingly accepts the trade and they go to sleep. Salvatore turns over quickly and hits his hand. He then realizes it no longer hurts and begins to unwrap it. As he unwraps it, he begins to cough. He gets out of the bed and checks the other man, whose hand has begun to hurt. He begs to change things back, but Salvadore tells him no and goes to get his clothes.

Ross realizes he has a supernatural power to make trades with other people. In exchange for $1,000,000 and a penthouse apartment, Ross sells his youth to an elderly millionaire. As a result Ross is now very rich, but old. He offers a number of young men (beginning with a hotel bellboy) $1,000 for each year of their lives they trade to him. In short order, Ross is 26 again.

Ross is now young, rich, and (thanks to a trade with a college student) well-spoken, so he goes to Leah's apartment. Her father is there and unimpressed with the superficial change in Salvadore, knowing he doesn't love Leah but simply wishes to possess her. Leah comes home and after she sees Salvadore has changed his ways some, agrees to go to dinner with him. However, by the end of the date she is again repulsed by Ross's personality. She wants a man who is as caring and compassionate as her father. Frustrated, Ross approaches Mr. Maitland, who is kind to him despite his disrespectful and condescending demeanor, but does not think he would be a good husband for his daughter. Ross offers him $100,000 to make him and Leah financially secure in exchange for something from Mr. Maitland. When the father asks what he has, Ross says, "Well, it's a little hard to explain..."

The next day, Ross has become warm, compassionate and has won Leah's heart. Ross meets with Mr. Maitland in private to apologize for his previous behavior and asks for his permission to marry Leah. Maitland refuses. Ross implores the older man to show compassion. Maitland coldly replies, "I sold that to you yesterday", and shoots Ross dead.

Closing narration[edit]


  • DeVoe, Bill. (2008). Trivia from The Twilight Zone. Albany, GA: Bear Manor Media. ISBN 978-1-59393-136-0
  • Grams, Martin. (2008). The Twilight Zone: Unlocking the Door to a Television Classic. Churchville, MD: OTR Publishing. ISBN 978-0-9703310-9-0

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