List of fictional books from non-print media

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False documents are a frequent device in literature. This is a list of fictional books that appear in television, movies, music, video games, and other non-print media. Fictional books appearing in books are listed in List of fictional books. Fictional books appearing in comics, newspapers, and the like are listed in List of fictional books from periodicals.

Contents

Fictional books from TV series[edit]

Adventure Time[edit]

  • The Enchiridion
  • Mind Games by Jay T. Doggzone

All You Need Is Cash[edit]

  • A Cellarful of Goys by Leggy Mountbatten
  • Out of Me Head by Ron Nasty

American Dad![edit]

  • An American Dad! Christmas
  • American Dad! on FOX
  • Anticipating Doorbells
  • The Erotic Reagan
  • Hot Tub Law
  • Hot Tubs Of The 1970's
  • How to Furrow Your Brow
  • How to Look Chastened
  • How To Read With One Hand
  • Michael Bay's Guide To Sexual Harassment
  • New Thriller
  • Nude From The Waist Down
  • Patriot Pigeon Poops on Planned Parenthood by Stan Smith
  • Roger the Alien by Steve Smith
  • Skids and the Walking Guy by James Patterson
  • Targeted Killing For Beginners

At Last The 1948 Show[edit]

From the "Bookshop Sketch":

  • The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beccles, Volume Eight presumably by Capt. Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet
  • Biggles Combs his Hair, presumably by Captain W.E. Johns
  • Christmas Karol with a K by Edmund Wells
  • David Coperfield [sic] by Edmund Wells
  • Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity-Surveying, author unknown
  • The Gospel According to Charlie Drake, presumably by Charlie Drake
  • Grate Expectations by Edmund Wells
  • A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight by "an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment"[1]
  • Knickerless Nickleby by Edmund Wells
  • Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds
  • Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens with two k's, the well-known Dutch author
  • A Sale of Two Titties by Edmund Wells
  • Thirty Days In the Samarkand Desert with the Duchess of Kent by A.E.J. Elliott, O.B.E.

Battlestar Galactica (2004)[edit]

  • My Triumphs, My Mistakes by Dr. Gaius Baltar

The Big Bang Theory[edit]

  • Aayyyy, I'm an Actor by Henry Winkler, the actor who played Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli on Happy Days
  • The Disappointing Child by Dr. Beverly Hofstadter
  • Needy Baby, Greedy Baby by Dr. Beverly Hofstadter
  • Stu the Cockatoo is New at the Zoo by Sarah Carpenter, used by Sheldon Cooper as a guide to create a flowchart for making friends
  • The Tall Man From Cornwall by E.M. Snickering, mentioned and quoted from by Sheldon Cooper

The Bionic Woman (original series)[edit]

  • Ghost Hunting by Emil Laslo
  • The Real West by Marcus Carter

Black Books[edit]

  • Blue Sands by Tom Culligan
  • Mugumbi Dream Time by Jason Hamilton
  • Tempocalypse
  • Thick as Thieves by Danny Spudge

Blackadder The Third[edit]

  • Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins

Blade: The Series[edit]

  • Eternal Darkness: Avoiding the Light by Professor Melvin Caylo
  • History of the Hotel Matadora, from episode "The Evil Within"
  • Spontaneous Combustion: Myth and Fact by Professor Melvin Caylo

Buffy the Vampire Slayer[edit]

  • The Black Chronicles
  • Blood Rites and Sacrifices
  • The Book of Aurelius
  • Bristow's Demon Index
  • Exploring Demon Dimensions
  • Guttenberg Demonography
  • Hebron’s Almanac
  • Hell's Offspring
  • Hume’s Paranormal Encyclopedia
  • Merenshtadt Text
  • The Pagan Rites
  • The Pergamum Codex by Aurelius
  • Sir Robert Kane’s Twilight Compendium
  • The Tiberius Manifesto
  • Vampyr
  • Witches: Historic Roots to Modern Practice

Californication[edit]

  • Fucking & Punching by Hank Moody
  • God Hates Us All by Hank Moody
  • Lew Ashby, A Biography by Hank Moody
  • Seasons in the Abyss by Hank Moody
  • South of Heaven by Hank Moody

Castle[edit]

  • At Dusk We Die by Richard Castle
  • Bullets and Bracelets by Richard Castle
  • A Calm Before The Storm by Richard Castle
  • Dead Man's Chest by Richard Castle
  • Deadly Storm by Richard Castle
  • Death of a Prom Queen by Richard Castle
  • Driving Storm by Richard Castle
  • Flowers For Your Grave by Richard Castle
  • Gathering Storm by Richard Castle
  • Hell Hath No Fury by Richard Castle
  • In a Hail of Bullets by Richard Castle
  • Kissed and Killed by Richard Castle
  • One Bullet, One Heart by Richard Castle
  • A Rose for Everafter by Richard Castle
  • A Skull at Springtime by Richard Castle
  • Storm Approaching by Richard Castle
  • Storm Fall by Richard Castle
  • Storm Rising by Richard Castle
  • Storm Season by Richard Castle
  • Storm Warning by Richard Castle
  • Storm's Break by Richard Castle
  • Storm's Last Stand by Richard Castle
  • Unholy Storm by Richard Castle
  • When It Comes to Slaughter by Richard Castle

The Cleveland Show[edit]

  • The Berenstain Bears Forgive a Hit-and-Run Driver
  • The Complete Works of Tyler Perry
  • Eating your Honey
  • Mein Balloon Animal by A. Hitler

The Colbert Report[edit]

  • Angels & Demons and Whatever The Hell This is by Dan Brown
  • Goodnight Forever Moon
  • The Pitcher in the Oat by J.D. Stephenger
  • Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure[2]
  • Where the Wild Things Hide Their Assets by Maurice Sendak
  • Where the Wild Things Were by Maurice Sendak

Conan[edit]

  • 20 Feet From dumdum by Andy Richter
  • 50 Shades of Gary
  • A-hole Ghosts
  • Abra Ca-Stabra!
  • Are You My Dad, Senator Ted Cruz by Corey Feldman
  • Award Show Seat Fillers Who Can't Hide Their Reaction To Celebrities Farting
  • Bad Asses in Balloons
  • Bad Places For Truck Nuts
  • Bald Icons with Toupées
  • The Best Places to Visit in Florida
  • The Big Book of Animals Licking Themselves
  • The Big Book of Black
  • The Big Book of Joey
  • The Big Book of People Who Never Found Waldo
  • The Big Book of the Top 100 2016 Republican Candidates
  • Butterflies That Sold Out
  • Careful of the Coz!
  • Cartoon Villains Who Just Got Laid
  • Celebrities Doing Handstands in Pools
  • Close Sandwich Far Away Horse
  • Cock Block Rooster
  • The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Irish Porn Stars
  • D Is For Diabetes
  • Dad's of One Direction Fans reacting to Zane's Departure
  • Dogs With Terrible Poker Faces
  • Dogs Who Just Walked In On Their Owners Masturbating
  • Dogs Who Know You're Having an Affair
  • Donald Trump's Mouth as Other Things
  • Eating Out Down South by Michael Douglas
  • Forefathers in Footed Pajamas
  • Fox News Anchor or Porn Star?
  • Guys You Just Know Have Clammy Hands
  • History's Monsters Trying to Soften Their Image By Putting a Dish of Hard Candy on Their Desk
  • If 10 Year Old Boys Named Chain Restaurants
  • Inflatable Sex Dolls Who Got Out Of The Life
  • Is Ricky Goin #2?
  • Is this your Card?
  • The Kermit Sutra
  • Kids Who Had Too Much Coffee
  • Last Minute Halloween Costume
  • Love Hammer by Chris Parnell
  • Mall Santa's Without Breads
  • Manga With Pinkeye
  • Mannequin Dick Pics
  • Michael Douglas Munching On Actual Boxes
  • Mitch McConnell Having Fun
  • Moments Later: They Were Electrocuted
  • Mr. Potato Head Transitioning
  • Muppets, I'll do by Mickey Rourke
  • My Lectern My Prison by Andy Richter
  • Nick Nack This Gives Whack Give The Freak Bone by John Mulaney
  • Parked Cars Who are Assholes
  • People with Face Tattoos Who Would Never Get Face Tattoos
  • People Who Don't Know Why The F*** You're Asking Them If They Caught Last Night's Downton Abbey
  • People Who Missed the Rapture Because They Were Watching Netflix
  • Pervs Pointing At Non-Sexual Holes, Thus Making Them Kind Of Sexual
  • Pets Being Walked That Don't Know They are Being Taken Back to the Pound
  • Phil'er up: The Doctor Phil Story
  • Pirates With Solider Accessories Other Than Parrots
  • Poorly Placed Pools
  • Product Placement In Old Movies
  • Regrettable Tramp Stamps
  • Reincarnated Muppets
  • Road Nibbles
  • Rock Dogs!
  • Satan's Favorite Photos of Mike Huckabee Playing Guitar
  • Sean Spicer Denying There is Water in the Room
  • Secret Siblings
  • Self-Parking Cars That Are Assholes
  • Senator Mitch McConnell Doing Turtle Stuff
  • Shopping Malls Santas Without The Beards Or Santa OutFits
  • Shy Stallone
  • Smug Guys Who Have No Idea They Are About To Be Crushed By Boulders
  • Some Fish Who Might Want A Word With You
  • Spike Lee Being Distracted by Lollipops
  • Star Wars Prom Photos
  • Steven Seagal Getting His Ponytail Caught In Things
  • Still Milking It by William Shatner
  • Stoned Horses
  • Stuff Built Out Of Legos by Dumb Kids
  • Thanks Ebola!
  • Things Built with Legos by Dumb Kids
  • Things More Interesting Than Mike Pence
  • This Summers Worst Vacation Spots
  • Unsaintly St. Bernard's
  • Unsatisfying Virtual Reality Experiences
  • Way Too High Chairs
  • Where's Waldo's Black Cousin Courtney
  • White People Who Could Not Pass Themselves Off As Black
  • Wolf Blitzer's Hall of Butts
  • Y'all Ready For Diss???
  • You Might Want To Rethink Those Knuckle Tattoos by That Guy
  • Your Coworkers After They Heard You Were Fired

Cyberchase[edit]

  • The Cyber Chef by Digit LeBoid
  • Cookin' with the Didge by Digit LeBoid

The Daily Show[edit]

  • Boy Were We Wrong
  • Don't Buy Maurice R. Greenberg's Stupid F#@ing Book (Because It's Going to Be Terrible) by Jon Stewart
  • Fifty Shades of Wrong
  • The Five People You Meet in Heaven Who Knew You Were Wrong
  • Killing Colbert by Bill O'Reilly
  • Merriam-Hodgman Dictionary by John Hodgman
  • My Life As A Movie Pirate by Keith Richards
  • Oh The People Who Hate You by Dr. Seuss
  • Oops, Based on the Novel "Wrong" by Sapphire
  • The S#*t Brain Adventure
  • You Might Be Eligible to Vote IF…

Doctor Who[edit]

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23[edit]

  • Ta Da! Finding the Now by Mark-Paul Gosselaar (ghostwritten by Vivian Dante) from the episode "A Reunion..."
  • The Zen Hustler by K. Wingate, from the pilot episode

The Fairly OddParents[edit]

  • Astrophysics for Morons
  • Da Rules, Fairy Godparent rule book
  • The Rat in Spats, a parody of The Cat in the Hat

Family Guy[edit]

  • Caddyshack, the novelization
  • Faster Than the Speed of Love by Brian Griffin
  • For the Last Time, I'm Not Mr. T by Ving Rhames
  • Goodnight Town from Footloose
  • The Guide to the Occult by Beverly Cleary
  • The Hopeful Squirrel by David Chicago
  • The Hopeful Squirrel 2 by David Chicago
  • Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911!
  • Horton Hears A Suicide, Japanese children’s book
  • Lesbian Butts In 80's Jeans, coffee table book by Peter Griffin, Joe and Quagmire
  • The Little Engine That Will, Or Get Great Shame, Japanese children’s book
  • Magic Tome
  • Much Ado About Humping, erotic novel
  • Nobody Poops But You, unsuccessful toilet training book, parody of Everyone Poops
  • Peter and His New Friends
  • Scratch-and-sniff Lindsay Lohan Goes Jogging
  • T and Me by George Peppard
  • Time Life: Killers of Quahog
  • Tommy Lee Goes Boating
  • Wish It Want It Do It by Brian Griffin
  • Wish It, Want It, You Blew It by Vinny
  • You and the Guys Killed and Buried a Man by David Sedaris
  • You Poop Now, Japanese children’s book
  • You're a Naughty Child, and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You, Catholic toilet training book
  • Peter Griffin wrote a series of erotic novels dubbed "Peterotica":
    • Angela's Asses
    • Catcher in the Eye
    • Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick
    • The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish
    • Shaved New World
    • What I Would Do Sexually to Hillary Clinton

Father Ted[edit]

Futurama[edit]

  • The Becktionary
  • The Curse of the Were-car for windows 98
  • Dances of the Ancient Bronx
  • Great Machete Battles
  • Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth by Al Gore
  • Let's Go Sewers
  • The Rhyming Becktionary
  • True Stories of Courageous Animals
  • What the Hell is Kwanzaa?
  • WHOLE eBOOK
  • Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War by Zapp Brannigan

Gravity Falls[edit]

  • 1001 Yuk ‘Em Ups
  • Dungeons, Dungeons, & More Dungeons: Rules vol. 1
  • Journals 1, 2 and 3 by Stanford Pines
  • Mabel's Scrapbook
  • The Sibling Brothers in The Case of the Caper-Case Caper
  • The Sibling Brothers in The Telltale Fable of the Unstable Table
  • Trick or Treating Memories
  • Why Am I Sweaty?
  • Wolfman Bare Chest

Hey Arnold![edit]

  • Fabled Diseases of Old Long Since Debunked by Modern Science
  • Little House by the Dairy by Agatha Caulfield
  • The Weird-Headed Boy and the Mean Old Witch by Agatha Caulfield

How I Met Your Mother[edit]

  • Enigmas of the Mystical, from episode "Tailgate"; a parody of the Time-Life Books "Mysteries of the Unknown" series
  • Life Among the Gorillas by Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez
  • Of Course You're Still Single, Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut by Anita Appleby

I Love Lucy[edit]

  • Blood Curdling Indian Tales
  • The Mockingbird Murder Mystery

iCarly[edit]

  • Bigfoot: True or Real?
  • The Jonas Book of World Records

Jimmy Kimmel Live![edit]

Johnny Bravo[edit]

  • Never Ever EVER Hit a TV Star by Johnny Bravo
  • Ringo on Ringo by Squint Ringo

The Kids in the Hall[edit]

  • Boo! by Donald Dane
  • Hey, There's a Spider on Your Back! by Donald Dane
  • There's a Spider on Your Shoulder

King of the Hill[edit]

  • A Dinner of Onions by Nora Harmony Wallace
  • How to Blow Stuff Up
  • The Loveliness of Woman
  • The Male Sex Organ

Late Show with David Letterman[edit]

Law & Order: Criminal Intent[edit]

  • Blood Magnolias (Lord Fantomas series, book 2) by Carlotta Francis, from episode "Collective"
  • Darkness Takes A Daughter (Lord Fantomas series, book 1) by Carlotta Francis, from episode "Collective"
  • Fearsome Gods by Malcolm Bryce (on living with a South American tribe), from episode "Graansha"
  • The Ripper's Mask (Lord Fantomas series, book 3) by Carlotta Francis, from episode "Collective"

Leave it to Beaver[edit]

  • How I Became a Millionaire in 12 Months by Oscar Zimmer, from episode "Ward's Millions"
  • Red River Sam in Hawaii from episode "Ward's Millions"

MAD[edit]

  • Acting for Demis by Demi Lovato
  • The Go-Thin Diet by Gollum
  • How to Math
  • Macho Manual
  • Rancor For Dummies
  • Telephone for Demis by Demi Lovato
  • Writing for Demis by Demi Lovato

MADtv[edit]

  • After Elizabeth Was Brought Home by Ed and Lois Smart
  • Break in the Ice
  • Elizabeth’s Favorite Taco Recipes by Ed and Lois Smart
  • Gone With the Wind My Ass by Nautica Brown
  • Judging For Dummies
  • Miracle Cures by Robin Kirkley
  • Sex Horse by Dan Oster
  • Shakespeare for Complete Idiots
  • The Ultimate Guide to the Female Orgasm
  • Unbridled Passion by Dan Oster
  • Wild Mustang by Dan Oster

Married... with Children[edit]

  • Baseball for Blondes
  • Football for Blondes
  • Kids - You're Bigger Than They Are
  • Sports With Balls
  • Sports Without Balls

M*A*S*H[edit]

  • The Rooster Crowed at Midnight

Monty Python[edit]

  • The Boy's Book of Boys ("will not suit all tastes")
  • The Hackenthorpe Book of Lies by Ron Hackenthorpe, Derek Hackenthorpe, Jeff "The Nozz" Hackenthorpe and Luigi V. Hackenthorpe (in four handsomely bound volumes)
  • Hello, Pianist, a pamphlet about Peter Illych Tchaikovsky by the BBC
  • Hello, Sailor by humanist lecturer Dr. Tom Jack
  • My God by theologian Monsignor Edward Gay
  • The Oxfod [sic] Simplified Dictionary
  • The Problems of Kierkegaard, by Dr. Tom Jack

In "The Wrestling Epilogue" (from Episode 2: "Sex and Violence"):

  • Hello Sailor by Dr Tom Jack; later, Eric Idle published a real novel with this title
  • My God by Monsignor Edward Gay (who is referred to as an "author of a number of books about belief")

In the "Bookshop Sketch" (from Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album):

  • 101 Ways to Start a Fight by "An Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment"
  • The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beccles (Vol. VIII)
  • Biggles Combs his Hair
  • Carnaby Fudge by Darles Chickens
  • David Coperfield by Edmund Wells (distinguished from David Copperfield as it only has one p)
  • Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying
  • Farnaby Sludge by Miles Pickens
  • The Gospel According to Charlie Drake
  • Grate Expectations by Edmund Wells (distinguished from Great Expectations)
  • Khristmas Karol by Edmund Wells (distinguished from A Christmas Carol)
  • Knickerless Knickleby by Edmund Wells (distinguished from Nicholas Nickleby)
  • Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens, the well-known Dutch author (distinguished from Barnaby Rudge)
  • A Sale of Two Titties by Edmund Wells (distinguished from A Tale of Two Cities)
  • Stickwick Stapers by Files Wickensq ("with four 'n's and a silent q")
  • Thirty Days in the Samarkand Desert With the Duchess of Kent by A.E.J. Elliott, OBE

Murder, She Wrote[edit]

By J.B. Fletcher:

  • All the Murderers
  • Ashes, Ashes, Fall Down Dead
  • The Belgrade Murders
  • Calvin Canterbury's Revenge
  • A Case of a Half of Murder
  • The Corpse at Vespers
  • The Corpse Danced at Midnight
  • The Corpse Swam by Moonlight
  • The Corpse That Wasn't There
  • The Crypt of Death
  • The Dead Man Sang
  • The Dead Must Sing
  • Dirge for a Dead Dachshund
  • Endangered
  • A Faded Rose Beside Her
  • Good-bye, Charlie
  • The Killer Called Collect
  • A Killing at Hastings Rock
  • The Launch Pad Murders
  • Lover's Revenge
  • The Messengers of Midnight
  • Murder at the Asylum
  • Murder at the Digs
  • Murder at the Inn
  • Murder at the Ridge Top
  • Murder Comes to Maine
  • Murder in a Minor Key
  • Murder in White
  • Murder on the Amazon
  • The Mystery of the Mutilated Minion
  • The Poison in My Heart
  • Runway to Murder
  • Sanitarium of Death
  • The Stain on the Stairs
  • Stone Cold Dead
  • The Triple Crown Murders
  • The Umbrella Murders
  • The Uncaught
  • The Venomous Valentine
  • Yours Truly, Damian Sinclair

New Girl[edit]

  • Z is for Zombie by Nick Miller

Newhart[edit]

  • The Complete History of the Universe by Donald Boom
  • Up the Amazon by Colonel Lloyd Menninger

By Dick Loudon:

  • 101 Uses For Garden Hoses
  • Anything Can Be a Lamp Base
  • How to Make Your Dream Bathroom
  • Let's Build a Barbecue
  • Murder at the Stratley
  • Pillow Talk (with Joanna Loudon)
  • Shelf Help
  • You Too Can Carve

NCIS[edit]

Orange Is the New Black[edit]

Power Rangers Operation Overdrive[edit]

  • The Baron's Betrayal
  • Theory of Advanced Physics

Pushing Daisies[edit]

  • How to Make Your Own Pop-up Book: Step by Step Instructions Anyone Can Follow! by Chas Spielman, from episode "Smell of Success"
  • Li'l Gumshoe (unpublished), a pop-up book by Emerson Cod
  • The Magic Book of Magic by The Great Herrman
  • The New Patriots Pop-up Book: A Three-Dimensional Instructional Telling You Everything You Need to Know about Building Bombs of all Shapes and Sizes by Chas Spielman, from episode "Smell of Success"
  • The Pop-up Book of Sports Related Deaths by Chas Spielman, from episode "Smell of Success"
  • Pop-up Pin-up by Chas Spielman, from episode "Smell of Success"
  • The Smell of Success by Napoleon LeNez, from episode "Smell of Success"

Red Dwarf[edit]

  • Necrobics - Hologrammatic Exercises For The Dead
  • Pop-up Kama-Sutra: Zero-Gravity Edition

Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld[edit]

  • Athletics and Their Careers by Greg Gutfeld
  • Cheat Right by Sherrod Small
  • Fly Fishing for Beginners by Ann Coulter
  • The Friendly Man in the White Panel Van by Greg Gutfeld
  • Her Waves Make Waves by Joanne Nosuchinsky
  • How Do I Know I Huff Paint All The Time by Rick Folbaum
  • How I Balance My Career, Family and Addiction to Window Cleaner by Patti Ann Browne
  • How to Fix America by Lauren Sivan
  • How to Fix the Economy by Ann Coulter
  • How to Party While Your Already Partying by Andrew W. K.
  • I Eat People by Ann Coulter
  • I Haven't Paid For A Thing In My Life by Bonnie McFarlane
  • I Miss The Crank by Patti Ann Browne
  • I Never Paid For Anything, You Jerks by Diane Macedo
  • I Only Eat Kittens by Dana Perino
  • I Strangle the Homeless by Sandra Smith
  • I Tickled Them With My Mustache Until They Said Yes by John R. Bolton
  • It's Better Than Your Lonely Boring Life, You Dumb Loser by Mike Baker
  • Jasper the Well-Read Dog by Dana Perino
  • Keep It Down or You'll Make a Frown by Andy Levy
  • Me Like Cereal, Video Games, and Pee Pee Pants by Michael Ian Black
  • Mommie On Meth The Jill Dobson story by Jill Dobson
  • My Back Brace and Me by Joanne Nosuchinsky
  • Problematic by Andy Levy
  • A Puppy A Day by Harris Faulkner
  • Shoot Them In The Face by Kristen Haglund
  • Stop by Jim Norton
  • Take Your Kids to the Strip Club by Sherrod Small
  • They Call Me The Firebug by Dana Perino
  • Things I Learned in The White House by Dana Perino
  • Ugly People Are The Meat Homely People Are The Potatoes by Jill Dobson
  • We Have A White Devil Problem by Sherrod Small
  • Without Me You Are All Nothing by Lori Rothman
  • The World Would Be Right If There Was No White by Sherrod Small
  • You Better Be Rich Because Your Face Makes Me Vomit From My Eye Sockets by Lauren Sivan
  • You Must Be This White to Ride by Jedediah Bila

The Sarah Jane Adventures[edit]

  • The History of Ashen Hill Manor by an unknown author
  • UNIT: Fighting for Humankind by Sarah Jane Smith
  • Wraith World by Gregory P. Wilkinson

Saturday Night Live[edit]

  • Daddy's Little Whore: A Damn Shame by Barbara Birmingham
  • Harry Potter and the Cursed Blankets
  • Harry Potter and the End of Trees by JK Rowling
  • I Wanna Be A Ho by Velvet Jones
  • I Wanna Drive a Pink Cadillac, Wear Diamond Rings and Kick Women In The Butt by Velvet Jones
  • Mein Boyfriend by Adolf Hitler
  • Mrss Claus and the Christmas Fest
  • My Big Thick Novel by Jack Handey
  • The Pictures A Little Fuzz' by Danny Bangs
  • The Realm by Jedediah Purdy
  • Rock Paper Scissoring Volume I by LeJean Noween
  • Rock Paper Scissoring Volume II by LeJean Noween
  • Rock Paper Scissoring Volume IV by LeJean Noween
  • Women Good, Men Bad, a 1980s pop-psychology book

Seinfeld[edit]

The Simpsons[edit]

  • 5th Grade Math
  • The 10 Dos and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety
  • 1989: The Year of Armageddon
  • 2z = -64
  • The 60ft. Baby by Burns' Lawyer
  • The 7 Habits of Highly Effective TV Watchers
  • A Father's Watch by Homer J. Simpson
  • "A" is for Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • Advanced Marketing
  • Advanced Plastic Surgery
  • Al Roker on Poker by Al Roker
  • Already-Solved Crossword Puzzles
  • Am I Disabled?
  • Angelica Button and the Chalice of Consequence by T. R. Francis
  • Angelica Button and the Deadly Denouement by T. R. Francis
  • Angelica Button and the Dragon King's Trundle Bed by T. R. Francis
  • Angelica Button and the Ending Where She Dies But Doesn't by T. R. Francis
  • Angelica Button and the Half-blood Pudding by T. R. Francis
  • Angelica Button and the Infinite Armoire by T. R. Francis
  • Angelica Button and the Marmalade of Destiny by T. R. Francis
  • Angelica Button and the Mystery of Secrets by T. R. Francis
  • Angelica Button and the Scone of Destiny by T. R. Francis
  • Angelica Button and the Teacup of Terror by T. R. Francis
  • Anyone Can Be a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • Astonishing Prices Comic Book Price Guide
  • Awesome Possum Recipes
  • Baby's First Pop-Up Book
  • The BabySitter Twins: The President's Baby is Missing
  • The BabySitter Twins: The Formula Formula
  • Backdoors to Citizenship, nonfiction
  • Ballet
  • The B.A.R.N.E.Y Protocol
  • Be Your Own Dentist
  • Beginning Marketing
  • The Berry-Stained Bears Make S'mores
  • The Berrystained Bears Stick Together
  • The Bible for Wise-Asses
  • The Big Book of British Smiles, photo book
  • Bordello Repair Vol. I
  • Bork on Sex
  • The Cereal is the Prize
  • Cheera Sutra
  • Chicken Soup for the Loser
  • Chicks with Cliques
  • A Child's Garden of Cons by Grampa Simpson, under the pseudonym Grifty McGrift
  • The Chronicles of Equalia by Lisa Simpson and Juliet Hobbes
  • The Clue in the Clock, controversial Nancy Drew book
  • Crazy Things Old Ladies Say
  • Curious George and the Ebola Virus, a children's book
  • Daddy and Me
  • The Daily of Nathan Little
  • Disney's Pyramus and Thisbe
  • Doorways of Cheerleaders' Homes
  • Drink Your Own Blood and Save
  • Drinking Games for Advanced Alcoholics
  • Duff Book of World Records
  • Dying For Dummies
  • Earth's Greatest Landmarks
  • Ed McMahon's Star Searcher
  • El Scoundrel Esme Delacroix
  • Encyclopedia of Mothers' Fears
  • The End is Near: 50th Anniversary Edition
  • A Farewell to Arm by Herman Hermann
  • Fifty Shades of Yay
  • Find Waldo Yet Again, a Where's Waldo book
  • Florida on $10 Million Dollars a Day
  • Fold Yourself Rich
  • Forgotten Lore
  • From Heck
  • From Loser to User by Dr. Kissingher
  • Great Speeches by A. Hitler
  • Goodnight Cocoon
  • Happiness Is a Naked Steve Allen
  • The Hardy Borgs
  • The Hardy Boys: The Mystery of the Odd-Shaped Rock
  • The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson
  • The Harpooned Heart 2: Thunder Down Under by Marge Simpson
  • Heaven is Real
  • The Heaven Lovers' Club
  • Homer, I Hardly Knew Me by Homer Simpson (autobiography)
  • How to Cook for Forty Humans, cookbook
  • How To Crush Your Friends At Cards
  • How to Get Rich Writing Cartoons by John Swartzwelder
  • How to Loot Brazil
  • How to Make Love to Steve Allen
  • How to Pay for College
  • How To Read A Book in Bed
  • How To Relax On A Tropical Island
  • How to Seduce Your Lousy, Lazy Husband
  • How to Talk So Cheerleaders Will Listen
  • How to Talk to a Drunk Father
  • How to Tunnel out of Prison
  • I Am Also Scotty by Leonard Nimoy (a fictitious follow-up to his two real books I Am Not Spock and I Am Spock)
  • i, Bully by Nelson Muntz
  • I Didn't Do It!: The Bart Simpson Story
  • I, Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • Infant CPR
  • Internet For Dummies, Remedial Edition
  • Introduction To Rests
  • The Inventions of Thomas Jefferson
  • Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie: The Novel by Norman Mailer
  • It's Cool To Cry
  • The Ironic Tales of the Kwik-E Mart
  • Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie: The Novel by Norman Mailer
  • The Japanese Warrior Monks' Guide to Tidying Up
  • The Journal of Milford Van Houten
  • Journey to the Center of Steve Allen
  • The Joy of Cooking Milhouse
  • The Joy of Cooking Steve Allen
  • Just Physics
  • Just Stop Trying
  • The Kansas City Royals: Forever Champions
  • Kevin James and The Giant Peach
  • Killing A Good Thing by Bill O'Reilly
  • Killing Hannity by Bill O'Reilly
  • King of Queens and Full House: Not the Crappy TV Shows
  • Kosher Erotic Cakes
  • The Land of the Wild Beasts by Milton Burkhart
  • Let's Go Get Revenge... Iceland
  • Let's Go Home
  • Let's Hate: Boston
  • Lets Not Go London
  • Life Beyond Wife by Professor Stein
  • Lisa Is Stupid
  • Little Book of Big Bombs
  • Loony Laws, Silly Statutes and Wacky War Crimes
  • Love in the Time of Coloring Books
  • Love in the Time of Scurvy
  • Mabel's Table: A Cookbook by Mabel Simpson
  • Magnificent Bastard: The Lives and Loves of Hans Moleman by Chip Davis
  • Mapplethorpe, photo book
  • Married Alive: A Wife-Saving Guide (season 17, Episode 22 9:45)
  • Masters of Chess
  • Megatronics: The 48 Tips to Corporate Success by Stark Richdale
  • Mild Manners
  • Model U.N. Charter
  • Montgomery Warden
  • Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, audio book, read by Paul Harvey
  • The Murderer Did It by Lenny Leonard
  • Myth of the Imperfect Child
  • My Troubled Mind by Moe Szyslak
  • Nagging Your Way To Ecstasy
  • Nancy Drew and the Case of the Missing Books Sales
  • Nate Silver Can't Add
  • Normal Childhood Behavior
  • Olympic Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • Only Turkeys Have Left Wings by Birch Barlow
  • Overcome Childhood Fears A Ten Week Program
  • Owning Your Okayness, self-help by Brad Goodman
  • Paris On $1000 A Day
  • Pat Summerall's Smut Yuks
  • Postcards from the Hedge by Groundskeeper Willie
  • The Pre-Teen Braves Handbook: Foreword by Larry Storch
  • Pretending to Like Football by Mrs. John Madden
  • Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future by Al Gore
  • Red Moon
  • Restored Precious Memories
  • Retrospecticus
  • Return to Scoundrel Island by Esme Delacroix
  • The Rug Less Vacuumed
  • The Rungs of Ruthlessness by Montgomery Burns
  • Sally Circle in Rectangu-Land
  • Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow by Al Gore
  • Schrödinger's Bat
  • Scoundrel for the Prosecution by Esme Delacroix
  • Scoundrel Goes West by Esme Delacroix
  • A Scoundrel In Araby by Esme Delacroix
  • Scoundrel In Scarlett by Esme Delacroix
  • Scoundrel Is It You? by Esme Delacroix
  • Scoundrel Redux by Esme Delacroix
  • Scoundrel vs. Hitler by Esme Delacroix
  • The Secret of the Milk Can Escape presented to Harvey Raymondo by Harry Houdini
  • The Secret of Scoundrel Cove by Esme Delacroix
  • Senator Scoundrel, Scoundrel Comes Calling by Esme Delacroix
  • The Simpsons
  • Smiles of Ireland
  • Someone's In The Kitchen With Jesus by Rev. Timothy Lovejoy
  • Springfield Bell
  • The Story About The Mighty Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • The Super Fan's Unofficial Guide to Thicker than Waters
  • Super Hounds: The Ultimate Greyhound Betting System
  • Tanks of the Third Reich
  • The Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals by Snake
  • Ten Trite Tales by Agatha Christie.
  • There's a Rainbow in My Basement by Moe Szyslak
  • Thin by Third Grade
  • The Time Life Carpenter's Library
    • Volume 1: The Basics
    • Volume 2: Working With Wood
    • Volume 3: Cabinets and Cupboards
    • Volume 4: Tables and Chairs
    • Volume 5: Decking and Roofing
    • Volume 6: Finish Carpentry
    • Volume 7: Floorboards and Nightstands
    • Volume 8: More Projects
  • To Hug a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • To Kiss a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • Tome by Gore Vidal
  • The Troll Twins of Underbridge Academy
  • The Truth About Whacking Day by Bob Woodward
  • Ueberroth, a biography
  • Unicorns and Me by Lisa Simpson
  • Unidentified Flying Outrage!
  • The Vampire Twins of Translyvania Prep
  • Veterans' Day Parades
  • Waiting To a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
  • The Wander Years A Guide to Finding the Walking Dad
  • Weight Loss Through Laborious Sex
  • When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children
  • When Daddy Does Hard Time
  • Whither My Scoundrel? by Esme Delacroix
  • Who Made That Barrel? You Did!
  • Who Really Killed J.F.K. by Homer and Marge Simpson
  • Who Wants to Be a Brazillionaire?
  • Whomp! The History of Whacking Day
  • Will There Ever Be A Rainbow by Montgomery Burns, autobiography
  • Wisconsin from Above
  • Yes, I Am A Vampire by Monty Burns (forward by Steve Allen)
  • Your Gimmicky Restaurant by Bennigan and Fuddrucker
  • You're Tired by Donald Trump
  • Zagat's Guide to World Religions

South Park[edit]

Spitting Image[edit]

  • 2 World Cups in a Row, Can We Make It...3? (Bobby Robson)
  • How I Became Prime Minister (Michael Heseltine)
  • How I Won the World Cup (Bobby Robson)
  • Peter Goes Destabilizing the Wilson Government (Peter Wright)
  • A Pile of Crap (Jeffrey Archer)
  • Worst Among Sequels (Jeffrey Archer)

SpongeBob SquarePants[edit]

Star Trek universe[edit]

  • Anslem, by Jake Sisko
  • Beyond the Galactic Edge, Humanity's Quest for Infinity, by Hesterman
  • Book of the Kosst Amojan (Bajoran)
  • The Book of the People (Fabrini)
  • Burning Hearts of Qo'noS from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine novels
  • The Call of the Prophets (Bajoran)
  • Cave Beyond Logic, A: Vulcan Perspectives on Platonic Thought (Vulcan)
  • Chicago Mobs of the Twenties
  • Clash on the Fire Plains (Vulcan)
  • The Collected Works of Jirex (Talaxian)
  • The Dictates of Poetics, by Vulcan writer T'Hain
  • Down the River Light, 17-volume book by Caster
  • The Dream of the Fire (Klingon)
  • Eldaxon's Collected Folklore (Talaxian)
  • The Fall of Kang, by Klingon poet G'Trok
  • Falor's Journey (Vulcan)
  • Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
  • Finding and Winning your Perfect Mate, by Jennings Rain
  • The Hotel Royale, by Todd Matthews
  • How to Advance Your Career Through Marriage
  • Gaudaal's Lament, by Bajoran poet Akorem Laan
  • Kir'shara, The, by Surak of Vulcan
  • Kitara's Song, by Bajoran poet Akorem Laan
  • Leonard McCoy's Comparative Alien Physiology, by Leonard McCoy
  • Linear Models of Viral Propagation, by Katherine Pulaski
  • Meditations on a Crimson Shadow, Cardassian novel by Preloc
  • The Never Ending Sacrifice (Cardassian)
  • Nightingale Woman (by Phineas Tarbolde)
  • Oo-mox for Fun and Profit
  • The Paq'batlh (Klingon religious text)
  • Past Prologue, by Jake Sisko
  • Photons Be Free by the Doctor in Star Trek: Voyager
  • The Teachings of Surak (Vulcan, English translation by Skon)
  • The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo'noS (Star Trek VI - short title: The Klingon Hamlet)
  • Vulcan Love Slave (or The Arduous Journey of T'Lana on the Road to Enlightenment) in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
  • Women Warriors at the River of Blood, from Star Trek: Voyager

The Tonight Show[edit]

Ugly Betty[edit]

  • Girls Like it on Top by Sofia Reyes
  • Tap That by Phil Roth

The X-Files and Millennium[edit]

  • The Caligarian Candidate by Jose Chung
  • Dance on the Blood-Dimmed Tide by Onan Goopta
  • The Hacked-Up Hack by Onan Goopta
  • Doomsday Defense by Jose Chung
  • From Outer Space by Jose Chung
  • A Lapful of Severed Tongues by Jose Chung
  • The Lonely Buddha by Jose Chung
  • To Serve Man by Jose Chung

Miscellaneous from television[edit]

Fictional books from films[edit]

Arsenic and Old Lace[edit]

  • Mind Over Matrimony by Mortimer Brewster

Basic Instinct[edit]

Bedtime Stories[edit]

  • The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet
  • Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands

Bloodbath at the House of Death[edit]

  • The Secret Door by Cameron Cryer
  • The Silent Fart by an unknown author
  • The Sudden Spear by an unknown author

C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America[edit]

  • The Grey and the Blue by Sherman Hoyle
  • Indians in Exile by David Broadfoot
  • My Union Soldier by unknown author
  • A Northern Wind by unknown author
  • Of Belles in Blue by unknown author
  • The Yankee by Thomas Dixon, Jr.

Dead Poets Society[edit]

  • The Doubtful Debutante, a novel by John Keating
  • Understanding Poetry by Dr. J. Evan Pritchard

Finding Forrester[edit]

  • Avalon Landing by William Forrester
  • Sunset by William Forrester

The Ghost Writer[edit]

  • I Came, I Sawed, I Conquered, the autobiography of an unnamed magician
  • My Life, the autobiography of Adam Lang

Hope Springs[edit]

  • Great Marriage, Open Marriage by David LaBella
  • How to Make it to the Top by Starting at the Bottom by David LaBella
  • You Can Have The Marriage You Want by Dr. Bernard Feld

In the Mouth of Madness[edit]

Land of the Lost[edit]

Misery[edit]

  • Misery's Quest by Paul Sheldon
  • Misery's Search by Paul Sheldon
  • Misery's Challenge by Paul Sheldon
  • Misery's Trial by Paul Sheldon
  • Misery's Triumph by Paul Sheldon
  • Misery's Dilemma by Paul Sheldon
  • Misery's Love by Paul Sheldon
  • Misery's Child by Paul Sheldon
  • Misery's Return by Paul Sheldon
  • Untitled by Paul Sheldon
  • The Higher Education of J. Philip Stone by Paul Sheldon

Moonrise Kingdom[edit]

  • Disappearance of the 6th Grade by Burris Burris
  • The Francine Odysseys by Gertrude Price
  • The Girl from Jupiter by Isaac Clarke
  • The Light of Seven Matchsticks by Virginia Tipton
  • The Return of Auntie Lorraine by Miriam Weaver
  • Shelly and the Secret Universe[4] by Nan Chapin

Paul[edit]

By Adam Shadowchild:[5][6]

  • Broadside at Cassiopeia
  • Jenny Starpepper series:
    • Jenny Starpepper and the Great Brass Hen
    • Jenny Starpepper and the Huge White Gibbon
    • Jenny Starpepper and the Spitting Worm
  • Jupiter Praxis
  • The Moon Whisperer
  • Night of the Moths
  • Planet Fall trilogy:
    • Planet Fall: Book 1
    • Planet Fall: Book 2
    • Planet Fall: Book 3: Fluxing Uranus
  • Prisonhulk 441
  • The Robot's Mistress
  • Sky Farm series:
    • Sky Farm 1
    • Sky Farm 2: Dark Harvest
    • Sky Farm 3: Strong Cheese
  • The Venusian Pangenesis

By Clive Gollings, illustrated by Graeme Willy:

  • Jelva, Alien Queen of the Varvak
  • Paul: Sometimes it's Nice to feel a Little Alien

The Royal Tenenbaums[edit]

  • Accounting for Everything: A Guide to Personal Finance by Henry Sherman (nonfiction)
  • Dudley's World by Raleigh St. Clair (nonfiction)
  • Erotic Transference by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
  • Family of Geniuses by Etheline Tenenbaum
  • Nakedness Tonight by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
  • Old Custer by Eli Cash (novel)
  • The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants of the Kazawa Atoll by Raleigh St. Clair (nonfiction)
  • Static Electricity by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
  • Three Plays by Margot Tenenbaum
  • Wildcat by Eli Cash (novel)

Synecdoche, New York[edit]

  • Getting Better: The Sacred Energy in All Life Forms by Dr. Madeline Gravis
  • Getting Blissed Out: Happiness Through Medication by Dr. Madeline Gravis
  • I Don't Feel Well Today by Dr. Madeline Gravis
  • If I Were You by Dr. Madeline Gravis
  • It's Raining Too Loud: Surviving an Emotional Downpour by Dr. Madeline Gravis
  • Little Winky by Horace Azpiazu

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit[edit]

Most are parodies of a work, pointed to by the link.

Wanderlust[edit]

  • Belson Rising by Wayne Davidson
  • Belson's Lament by Wayne Davidson
  • I Believe I Can Fly by Linda Gergenblatt of Wanderlust Press (original title The Penguin with Testicular Cancer)
  • Money Buys Nothing by Carvin Waggie (sold for only $13.99)
  • One Flick of the Finger by Shari Selman and Pierre Cheneviere
  • Rick is a Horrible Jerk by Marisa Gergenblatt

Miscellaneous from film[edit]

Fictional books from video games[edit]

Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars[edit]

  • Creative Shelving for Beginners
  • The Crooked Crusader Caper by Molly Peagram (also known as Nigel Peagram), a medieval detective story
  • The Crusader Families of Ireland by Molly Peagram (under the name Professor Peagram)
  • Hypnosis for Fun and Profit

Monkey Island series[edit]

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri[edit]

  • Address to the Faculty by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • But For The Grace Of God by Sister Miriam Godwinson
  • The Centauri Monopoly by CEO Nibuwake Morgan
  • Conversations with Planet by Lady Deirdre
  • The Feedback Principle by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • For I Have Tasted The Fruit by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • Looking God In The Eye by Chairman Sheng-ji Yang
  • Nonlinear Genetics by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • Now We Are Alone by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • Planet: A Survivalist Guide by Colonel Corazón Santiago
  • See How They Run by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • We Must Dissent by Sister Miriam Godwinson

Miscellaneous from games[edit]

Fictional books from music[edit]

Fictional books from radio programmes[edit]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy[edit]

  • 53 More Things to Do in Zero-Gravity, a bestselling book that was ousted from the bestselling lists by the HHG2G
  • The Celestial Home Care Omnibus, a popular book, but less popular than the HHG2G
  • Encyclopaedia Galactica, an encyclopaedia that has been supplanted by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in some parts of the galaxy ,as the HHG2G is slightly cheaper than the Encyclopaedia Galactica and has the words "Don't Panic" on its cover. The Encyclopedia Galactica was borrowed from Isaac Asimov's Foundation series.
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy , an electronic book developed by MegaDodo Publications as a travel-book for hitchhiker's travelling about the Milky Way
  • Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, Who Is This God Person, Anyway? and Well, That About Wraps It Up for God, controversial philosophical works by Oolon Colluphid that are proven to be less controversial than the HHG2G, despite their overtly atheistic attitudes about God

Miscellaneous from radio programmes[edit]

  • I Knew Terence Neuk by Eileen Beardsmore-Lewisham, referenced in one episode of The Goon Show

See also[edit]

References[edit]

  1. ^ These are the title and author in the recorded version; there are also versions of the script which refer to A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Monsoon by "an Indian gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment".
  2. ^ Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure
  3. ^ Carra, Mallory. "Can You Read Crazy Eyes' Fan Fic? I Pieced Together 'The Time Hump Chronicles' From 'Orange Is the New Black'". Bustle. Retrieved 26 June 2016. 
  4. ^ Shelly and the Secret Universe
  5. ^ Adam Shadowchild Bibliography
  6. ^ Paul Subtitles
  7. ^ Bubba ho-tep Script
  8. ^ Farewell Atlantis
  9. ^ http://nuwen.net/dx.html#jacob

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