User:A435(m)

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Snow This user wishes everyone here a very happy holiday, be it Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Dong Zhi, Yaldā, Yule, or something else, and a happy and prosperous New Year for 2016.






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Trite Drivel (a parody)[edit]

Hello, A435(m) and wellcome to Wiki-diddly-pedia! Thank you for vandalising my article. I hope when you come the weather will be clement. Mi esporas ke kiam vi venos la vetero estos milda. Here are a few bad links for anal retentive narcissists:

I hope you enjoy arguing here and being a douchebag! Please sign away your rights to your unoriginal research using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically produce your name and date. If you need help, check out checkout and its lamentable Americanisms, ask someone else on his talkpage, or place a kipper in your nostrils and run around the room pretending to be Thomas the Tank Engine and someone will show up shortly to escort you to this lovely resort. Again, welcome!


This is the discussion page for a cynical loner, identified by the user's alphanumeric handle. Some handles change periodically, and may be shared by several users. If you are an anal retentive narcissist and feel that you have to spew forth irrelevant comments, please do it at someone else. If you're concerned with privacy, put some underpants on.


Random musings on toponyms[edit]

This is not Wikipedia policy, nor am I proposing it. I'm just stating my personal style which I use outside Wikipedia before I get savaged to death by every nation in Europe.

I apply a policy of enlightened proximity - look for an English name, then prefer Germanic and Romance names on a roughly equal level (I like Aix-la-Chapelle and Trèves, but those are a matter of taste (or lack thereof)), then Greek (preferably Latinised in spelling as much as possible, and failing that Katharevousa), then other Indo-European toponyms, then whatever seems easiest to pronounce.

I am not some German, Italian, or Greek chauvinist, but as a native English speaker, I like Königsberg, Stettin, Landsberg an der Warthe, Breslau, Lemberg, Pressburg, Ragusa, Spalato, Durazzo, Valona, Byzantium, Nicaea, Smyrna, Halicarnassus, Philippopolis, Salonica, Amarussium, Chalcidice (stressed on the second syllable), and so on. I can see instantly how they are pronounced.

My Userbox[edit]

Babel[edit]

Wikipedia:Babel
en This user is a native speaker of English.
fr-3 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.
pig-3 Isthay useryay ancay ontributecay ithway anyay advancedyay evellay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
de-2 Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.
grc-2 Ὅδε ὁ χρήστης δύναται συμβάλλεσθαι μετρίᾳ γνώσει τῆς ἀρχαίας ἑλληνικῆς.
it-2 Questo utente può contribuire con un livello intermedio di italiano.
la-2 Hic usor media latinitate contribuere potest.
ang-1 Þes brūcere cann forðian mid grundlicgendre mǣðe Englisces.
ca-1 Aquest usuari pot contribuir amb un nivell bàsic de català.
eo-1 Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per baza nivelo de Esperanto.
fro-1 Icest faitre poet assister a un nivel bas de la langue francor.
ru-1 Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне.
sr-1 Овај корисник поседује основно знање српског језика.
sco-0 This uiser disna ken hou tae spaek Scots.
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Grammar[edit]

its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
to/too/
two
Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.
’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.


’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe.
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
!? This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.

Aux Mod This user need not be ridiculed because he dare use need and dare as modal auxiliary verbs.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
snkd This user says sneaked.
to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

by The passive voice may be used by this user.
... in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
which / that This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

if & whether This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
their / there / they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.

You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...

Punctuation[edit]

“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
, This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying.

A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
A, B, and
A and B
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.

its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
its This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
“…” This user favours typographic quotation marks over typewriter style.

God's own Language[edit]

UK This user uses British English.
OED This user uses Oxford spelling.
en-
gb
-5
This user is able to contribute with a professional level of British English.

nws-0 This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
du-0 This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).

fgn-0 This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.
gb-0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
ubx-n This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
... This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

Instant Messenger[edit]

AIM-0 This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer.

Programming[edit]

Nuvola apps important.svg I studied computer programming in college, and all I got was this lousy compiler error.
bas This user can program in BASIC.
<html> This user can write HTML.

css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
C-0 This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).
js-4 This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.

{{Wiki}} This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

Education[edit]

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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

KES This user is, or was, a pupil at
King Edward's School.
LEIC This user is a past or present student at the University of Leicester.

Health[edit]

Right hand.png This user is right-handed.
UserboxSmoke.png This user is a smoker.

Psychiatry logo.svg This user is a mental health consumer.
Psychiatry logo.svg This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
BP1 This user has bipolar disorder Type I.

Crystal Clear app xmag.png
This user is long sighted.
Crystal Clear app xmag.png
This user is farsighted.
Hoergeraet analog 050609.jpg This user has a hearing impairment.

☢ This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

Life[edit]

Gods, this category's awful!

Child tongue.jpg This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
This user is an ageless immortal.
UnderwoodKeyboard.jpg This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

♂ This user is male.
This user is of Teutonic and Celtic ancestry.
CF This user is childfree.

Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This user is not a biological parent.
Plato-raphael.jpg This user is an Academic.
P culture.svg This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".

Seychelles praslin anselazio.jpg This user is a beach bum.
Roosevelt on the Stump, 1912.JPG This user is a politician.

Location[edit]

Milky Way 2005.jpg This user is a
Citizen of the Galaxy
and nothing else matters.
The Blue Marble.jpg This user is visiting from an alternate universe.


World citizen badge.svg This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ).
Stargate SG·1 symbol 01.svg This user is from the planet Earth. Rotating earth (large).gif
The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpg This user is from Earth.

The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpg This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpg This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
Wikipedia-logo.png
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.

ColoredBlankMap-World-10E.svg
14
This user has set foot in 14 countries of the world.
BlankMap-World6.svg
2
This user has set foot in 2 continents of the world.
Northern Hemisphere Azimuthal projections.svg This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

Male.svg This user is male.
noc This user is nocturnal.

Rotating earth (large).gif This user is of multiple ancestries.
GMT
?
This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
☢ This user is a mutant.


Cancer.svg This user is a Cancer.
This user is a Pig. Boar.svg


nul This user has no alignment.
[shurely justified?]

Personality[edit]

Crystal important.png This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.
MBTI This user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused.
INTP This user has an INTP personality
per the Myers-Briggs typing system

NT This user's Keirsey Temperament is Rational.

Time[edit]

Crystal Clear app date.png Today is 31 August 2015
Crystal Clear app aim3.png This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
Earthshine 2005-09-01.jpg This user is nocturnal. Square-townsend-fledermaus.jpg

No Day Like Today.jpg This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
Windup alarm clock.jpg This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.
GMT
?
This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

GMT This user's time zone is GMT.

Zodiac[edit]

Neuro logo.png This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
Cancer.svg This user is a Cancerian.
This user was born in the year of the Pig. Boar.svg

Beliefs[edit]

Food, Drink, and Smokes[edit]

Dinnermealicon.JPG This user is an omnivore.

50px This user is against the ban on smoking in public places.
'ST-3-bud.jpg'\ This user is against the War on Drugs.

Environment[edit]

Urbine221dc.jpg This user supports the
use of green energy.
Mafate Marla solar panel dsc00633.jpg
Jet a1 truck refueling dsc04316.jpg This user is interested in aviation fuel taxation.
Citadis dublin.jpg This user is interested in public transport issues.

25 railtransportation.svg This user supports public transit.
Recycle001.svg This user supports recycling.

Foreign Affairs[edit]

Flag of Israel.svg This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict. Flag of Palestine.svg
Icis space 1 user box.jpg This user supports peace in space.

Free Speech[edit]

Blueribbon.png This user is opposed to online censorship.
Blue ribbon.svg This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
Human.svg Wikipedia is not censored.

Nocensor.svg This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

Philosophy[edit]

TheThinker2.jpg This user enjoys philosophy.
AristotleLouvreSquare.jpg This user believes truth is adaequatio intellectus et rei, or something like that.
Canis lupus portrait.jpg I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

Stylised Lithium Atom.svg This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.
Icon-gears2.svg This user believes in logic.
PollockSquare.jpg This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.

Socrates.png This user is interested in moral realism.
UFO template.svg This user is a skeptic.
AllsvanitySmallSquare.jpg This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

Schopenhauer.jpg This user is a pessimist.
Jeremy Bentham by Henry William Pickersgill detail.jpg This user is interested in Utilitarianism, the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity.
Kierkegaard.jpg This user is interested in existentialism.

Immanuel Kant (painted portrait).jpg
This user is fascinated by the philosophy of Immanuel Kant.

Politics[edit]

Society.svg This user is interested in politics.
According to Political Compass this user is:
Economic Left (−8.25) and
Social Libertarian (−2.00)
Roosevelt on the Stump, 1912.JPG This user is a politician.

? This user follows his/her own political ideals.
Parthenon icon.jpg This user advocates democracy.
Hammer and sickle.svg
This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
— in theory.

ind This user is politically independent.
A coloured voting box.svg This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
A coloured voting box.svg This user approves of approval voting.

NYFreiheitsstatue2.jpg
This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.
PD-icon.svg This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge.
Dome 1.jpg This user believes in the separation of church and state. ReligionSymbolAbr.PNG

Kmarx.gif This user identifies as a Marxist.
Boris I say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories?
Two Jags Wouldn't it be great if two Jags was the next leader of the Labour Party?

"Fashion Politics"[edit]

You couldn't make this stuff up!

User:Tedius Zanarukando/Userboxes/User longhair4womenUser:Tedius Zanarukando/Userboxes/User notrousers4women

Party Politics[edit]

PSF This user supports the Socialist Party of France.
MRLP This user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Says something about British parties...

Regional Politics[edit]

NO United Nations This user does NOT support the United Nations.
Flag of England.svg
This user supports the
independence of England

(from Scotland, Wales and N.I.)
Flag of Wales 2.svg This user supports the independence of Wales.

No-EU.png This user trusts the EU about as far as they can throw it.

Other[edit]

0092 - Wien - Kunsthistorisches Museum - Gaius Julius Caesar.jpg
This user admires Julius Caesar.
Socken farbig.jpeg This user does not like socklessness.
BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification.

Bust Alcibiades Musei Capitolini MC1160.jpg This user believes in a revival of romantic friendship.
Skull-Icon.svg This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.
1+1=3 This user dislikes
narrow-minded behaviour.

Forest green ribbon.svg This user is not afraid of being wrong.

Oh, and the big "R"[edit]

BC St. Ignatius apse window 3.jpg This user is a High Church adherent of Anglican Christianity.
Christian cross.svg This user puts themselves down as C of E on forms but doesn't go to church regularly
Logo montagne Yama.svg This user is interested in Paganism, but isn't necessarily a Pagan.


The sun1.jpg This user does not believe in a human soul or spirit.
HumanismSymbol.PNG This user is a humanist.
Plasma-lamp 2.jpg This user is interested in the Brights movement.

Creation of the Sun and Moon face detail.jpg This user is interested in Theism.
A Deist Symbol.svg This user is a deist.
omnis This user is interested in Omnitheism.

atheos This user is an atheist.

· This user is interested in maltheism.
Albrecht Dürer Betende Hände.jpg
This user's spiritual beliefs
are complex and personal.

Dome 1.jpg This user believes in the separation of church and state. ReligionSymbolAbr.PNG
Religious symbols.svg This user is interested in religion.
Hubble ultra deep field.jpg This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.

OblateSpheroid.PNG This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid-shaped Earth, not a flat, hollow, or spherical one.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
Earth symbol.svg This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

No Santa.JPG
This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.
GustaveDoreParadiseLostSatanProfile.jpg This user believes that Santa
is a misspelling of Satan.
Bosch Jardin des delices detail.jpg This user is probably going to Hell.

inf This user is an infidel.

Religious symbols.svg This user is interested in religion.
This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.
MonWheel.jpg This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

Samsara.jpg This user is interested in religion for aesthetic reasons.
free This user is interested in freethought.
Lightning02.jpg This user is God.

EAC This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga!

Sex[edit]

Pagan symbol male phallus.svg This user is male.
This user identifies as polyamorous.
Bi flag.svg This user identifies as heteroflexible.

2 This user ranks a 2 on the Kinsey scale.
BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification.
Male.svg This user is a masculist.

CUT This user does not support the practice of male circumcision.
Gayjustice.png This user supports equal rights for queer people.
Gay flag.svg This user is a supporter of the LGBT community.

Magnum.JPG This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.
Gay flag.svg
This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
BDSM collar back cropped.png This user is a submissive.


Erastes eromenos Staatliche Antikensammlungen 1468.jpg This user is a slut.
User:Dark Tichondrias/Userboxes/Receive Anal Sex
porn This user enjoys pornography.

Édouard-Henri Avril (12).jpg This user enjoys sex.
UNCUT This user is uncircumcised.

Mywifesfeet.JPG This User has a Foot Fetish
SEX This user is addicted to sex related activities and materials.
Nuvola apps amor.svg This user has a girlfriend.

he This user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.

Automotive[edit]

1967-Alfa-Romeo-Duetto-Red-Front-Angle-st.jpg This user cannot drive.
Traffic lights 3 states.png This user likes traffic lights. A lot.
MA This user enjoys collecting (or playing with) Majorette cars.

Books[edit]

Open book 01.png "When shall we three meet again?" - Shakespeare
Postscript-viewer.svg This user reads between the lines.


Old book bindings.jpg This user is a bibliophile.

Open book 01.svg This user enjoys reading non-fiction.
Quill and ink.svg This user enjoys writing.
1984.png Big Brother is watching this user.

Vitrectomy3727-PH.jpg This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow.
Newspaper Cover.svg This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

16June1904 This user would like to remind you to have a gorgonzola cheese sandwich and a glass of burgundy on Bloomsday.
BOOK This user is working on publishing a book.

Colours[edit]

Pastelcolors boot.PNG This user is strangely attracted to and is obsessed with pastel colors
G This user's favourite colour is purple.

Comedy[edit]

'A 'A! Good moaning!
Pius V and Elizabeth I.jpg This user is a fan of Blackadder
DA This user is a fan of Dad's Army

FLOWERY TWATS This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.
YM Are you a fan? Yes Minister.

HIGNFY This user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP
MTW This user likes to Mock the Week.

QI This user is Quite Interesting.
Room 101 This user wants to put Gordon Brown into Room 101.
Needle
Nardle
Noo
This user listens to The Goon Show on the modern-type, steam-driven cardboard wireless.

ISIHAC I'm Sorry...
This User Hasn't a Clue
JAM This user wants to talk for Just a Minute, without repeating, hesitating or deviating from the subject.
Atkinson Rowan.jpg The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

Computer Software[edit]

Fx This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
WinXP Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
Kubuntu logo This user contributes using Kubuntu.

The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpg This user loves using Google Earth.
WP This user contributes using Corel WordPerfect.
This user contributes using Notepad.

Websites[edit]

Google This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
Web Soon This user has a website that can be found on the web soon.

Film[edit]

Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca trailer.jpg This user's looking at you, kid.

Food[edit]

Banana on pancake.jpg This user loves pancakes.
Choco chip cookie.jpg This user eats cookies.
Kartoffelchips-1.jpg This user eats potato chips.

NCI cream cheese bagel.jpg This user eats bagels.
Spaghetti-prepared.jpg This user loves spaghetti.

CDC spinach1.jpg This user eats spinach.
Potatoes.jpg This user eats potatoes.
Swiss cheese cubes.jpg This user eats cheese.

Roast chicken.jpg This user eats chicken.
Hamburger sandwich.jpg This user loves hamburgers.
Döner kebab.jpg This user loves döner kebab.

Potato chips.jpg This user eats fries, or chips.
Krispykremesbeingmade.JPG
This user loves
doughnuts.
Spaghetti.jpg This user loves pasta.

Pizza.svg This user loves to eat pizza.
Chicken Tikka Masala.jpg This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.
Chocolate cake.jpg This user loves cake.

Brownies.jpg This user loves brownies.
Chocolate02.jpg This user eats chocolate.

Drink[edit]

CachacaDivininha.jpg This user drinks. Period.
Pierlala bier.JPG This user prefers Belgian beer.
Wfm islay landsat.jpg This user prefers Islay malts.

C2H5OH-4 This user is an alcoholic.
Pale Ale.jpg
This user drinks beer.
Duff This user drinks Duff Beer.

Red Wine Glass.jpg This user drinks wine.
Champagne cork.jpg This user prefers the world of sparkling wines.
Coffee cup icon.jpg This user drinks coffee.

Tetsubin1571.jpg This user drinks tea.
C This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both. P
Caffeine.svg This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

Hot chocolate.jpg This user drinks hot chocolate.

Games[edit]

CIV This user plays one or more versions of Civilization.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg All your base are belong to this user.

Sudoku-by-L2G-20050714.svg This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.
Crystal Clear app kbattleship.png This user just sank your battleship.
ChessSet.jpg This user enjoys chess.

ChessSet.jpg This user enjoys chess variants.
RV This user is a reversi player.
Anglo-American card suits.png This user enjoys playing FreeCell.

Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC.
SC This user plays SimCity.
SC3K This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.

Interests[edit]

gk This user is a geek.
Musical note nicu bucule 01.svg This user enjoys singing.
Spoorbaan houten dwarsliggers alphen aan den rijn.jpg This user is a railfan.

D’Espouy-marsultor-capital.jpg This user is interested in architecture.
Road park Zagreb.jpg This user is a roadfan.
Fx This user is interested in space exploration.

Eagle Nebula
This user is interested in astronomy.
Red rose.jpg
This user is interested in beauty.
Old book bindings.jpg This user is a bibliophile.

Flag of Maryland.svg This user is interested in flags and emblems.
Gay flag.svg This user is interested in LGBT issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation.
Cyprus-topographic map-en.svg This user is interested in maps.

Chicklet-currency.jpg This user is interested in numismatics.
ThomasPaine 2.jpg This user is interested in political science. Edmund Burke2 c.jpg
A coloured voting box.svg This user is interested in politics.

Religious symbols.svg This user is interested in religion.
Cigar tube and cutter.jpg This user enjoys cigars.
P culture.svg This user is interested in drama and acting.

Nuvola apps kcoloredit.svg This user is an art lover.
Birth of Venus detail.jpg This user knows the difference between beauty and trash. Schrotthaufen Berlin.jpg
Vista-advancedsettings.png This user enjoys do-it-yourself projects.

Quill and ink.svg This user enjoys writing.
Cessna172-CatalinaTakeOff.JPG This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!
Emoji u1f6b2.svg This user enjoys bicycling.

Terrestrial globe.svg This user is addicted to travelling.
Cigarette in white ashtray.jpg This user is a tobacco smoker.
Igloo.png This user prefers cold weather.

History[edit]

Ankh.png This user is interested in ancient civilizations.
Hittite Chariot.jpg This user is interested in Ancient Anatolia.
Head of the Great Sphinx (icon).png This user is interested in ancient Egypt.

Menorah 0307.jpg
This user is interested in
Ancient Israel
Farvahar background.jpg This user is interested in Ancient Iranian Civilization
Darius I the Great's inscription.jpg This user is interested in the Achaemenid Dynastic Empire

Templo-de-zeus-2.jpg This user is interested in
Ancient Greece
Palaiologos-Dynasty-Eagle.svg
This user is interested in the
Byzantine Empire
Birth of Venus detail.jpg
This user is interested in the Renaissance period.

Jean-Baptiste Lully.jpeg This user is interested in the Baroque period.
George Gordon Byron2.jpg This user is interested in the Romantic period.
Edgar Allan Poe 2.jpg This user is interested in Gothic literature.

Dronning victoria.jpg This user is interested in the Victorian period.
Fernand Khnopff 001.jpg This user is a Symbolist.
This user is interested in the Modernist period.

Anachronous map of the British Empire.png This user is interested in the British Empire.
Franz ferdinand.jpg This user is interested in World War I

Maths[edit]

a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician.
SI-0 This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman and will think in Fahrenheit until he/she dies.
ft-lb This user uses Imperial units.

\sum This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.
Letter Pi.svg
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1112 This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.
0.\bar{9}=1 This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

This user's deviation is standard IQ curve.svg
This user is pretty sure that she is an outlier compared to everybody else. Michelsonmorley-boxplot.svg

Media[edit]

TWO This user likes an alternative and watches BBC TWO.
FOUR This user has a high enough IQ to watch BBC FOUR.
24 This user knows, when it happens, it happens here.

4 This user watches Channel 4.
M4 This user watches More4.
Sky This user has satellite television provided by Sky.

Television.svg This user has a television set.
PAL This user's television receives PAL/PAL-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.
3 This user thinks BBC Radio 3 is worth the licence fee alone.

4 This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone.
5 This user thinks BBC Radio 5 Live is worth the licence fee alone.
7 This user thinks BBC 7 is worth the licence fee alone.

WS Wherever they are, however they listen, this user listens to the BBC.
DAB This user has a DAB digital radio.
Politi1.jpg This user has a Police radio.

Music[edit]

Playing acoustic guitar.jpg This user enjoys folk music.
Music ClefG.svg This user is a music composer.
🎸 This user plays the guitar.

Steinway Schriftzug.jpg This user plays the piano.
fan-3 This user loves Katie Melua.
Stainer.jpg This user enjoys classical music.

Jazzstubartwork.svg This user enjoys jazz music.
Nationalsångsstub.svg This user studies national anthems.

Crystal Clear app knotify.png This user has a tenor vocal range.

Pets[edit]

Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats.

Sports[edit]

If I gave a damn about sport, the following would be true:

AV
FC
This user supports
Aston Villa


Or maybe Birmingham City. Or West Brom. But they don't have userboxes.

Vicipaedia[edit]

Non Commercial This User is against commercials in Wikipedia.
no
ads
This user stands against advertisements on Wikipedia.
Screwit.svg This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.

Nocensor.svg This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.
Weibliche-brust.jpg Wikipedia is not censored.
PPlaquecloseup crop.png This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

SophieAndersonTakethefairfaceofWoman.jpg This user is a WikiFairy.
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.
Not Admin.svg This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

vn-∞ This user page has been
vandalized many, many times.
1RR This user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.
Peace symbol.svg This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

Face-angel.svg This user assumes good faith.
Face-angel.svg This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
Stop hand.svg This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

Unbalanced scales.svg This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.
Commons-emblem-copyright.svg This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.
Znak C-12.svg This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.

  "It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user."
Public domain Content contributed by this user is multi-licensed under the GFDL and under the modified BSD licence, :s/<OWNER>/this user/g.
admin- This user feels that criteria for adminship are generally too low

delu This editor is a delusionist.
meta This editor is a metapedian.

Image-request.svg This user believes that articles are useless without images.
Quality, not quantity. This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

Face-grin.svg This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.
Face-grin.svg This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
Wikipedia-logo-v2.svg The English Wikipedia has 4,956,693 articles.

Wikiprojects[edit]

Suck.

Userboxes (or should that be Userboces? Nutzerboxen?)[edit]

Crystal kthememgr.svg This little tag you are reading is a userbox.
UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of his) userboxes! or else...
This space is for rent.

\sum This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.


Face-grin.svg Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
Audio-input-microphone.svg This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.

Userbox prefer.png This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
Crystal package favourite.png This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very sleepy.


Crystal package favourite.png This user loves userboxes.
Face-sad.svg This user feels that out of process deletions subject to an administrator's whims rather than consensus damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
MORE This user has more userboxes.
Crystal kthememgr.svg This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
ubx-n This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
ubx-c This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control.

Crystal kthememgr.svg This user overuses userboxes.
Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
Userbox prefer.svg This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

238.584px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size!
Userbox love.svg This user loves userboxes.
Crystal kthememgr.svg This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.

Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user uses userboxes on their userpage.
User:UBX/DEUTSCH
UBX This user is ambivalent about self-referential userboxes.

Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
Mad scientist.svg This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

-xen This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.
Crystal package.png This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Centrist.
IQ curve.svg This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.

:( This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

Emoticons[edit]

O:) This user is an Angel.
Face-smile-big.svg This user is a jokester or comedian.
:( This user is melancholy.

:-]
This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
:-/ This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.
:-/ This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.

This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\
Crystal folder home.png This user is homesick.

Humour[edit]

Face-grin.svg This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.
Face-grin.svg This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
??! This page Smells Funny.

non This user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
oops This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.
' .
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This user is too tired to go to the grocery
(looks like toothpaste for dinner again...)

6
C
12.011
This user is made out of Carbon.
This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\
N This user deserves the Nobel prize.

Severewikistress.GIF This user's Wikistress level is SEVERE. Wikibreak is imminent.
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

Mad scientist.svg This user suffers from Science Related Memetic Disorder.
Jacques-Louis David 007.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Face-surprise.svg Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

mwhahaha! This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
BermudaTriangleMap.png This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.
☢ This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

Mars Valles Marineris.jpeg This user is of human and Martian ancestry.
Alienigena.jpg It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.
☢ This user is a mutant.

Nuvola apps important.svg This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
Zmobie.svg
Grrr! Brains! Brains!
Pirate Flag of Jack Rackham.svg This user is a pirate. Arrr!

awesome This user is totally awesome!
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
jklozvrfajbk
vsalvnkanvls;a
This user likes banging on the keyboard.

Sunglasses on blanket.jpg This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.
Joseph Wright 004.jpg This user has been living in a cave somewhere.
Underpant.jpg This user goes commando.

Noia 64 apps xclock.png This user thinks time zones are evil.
gk This user is a geek.
  This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?

SMITE2.gif This user is a paladin.
| This user is a person, and nothing else matters.

Crystal Clear app quick restart.png This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.
... This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact.
SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
blah blah blah This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...
Grouchoicon.jpg Je suis Marxiste,
tendance Groucho

Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.
Crystal kthememgr.svg This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

SPAMARAMA! This user is the creator of Spam!
Userboxes Rock! This user is a userbox!
MiB.svg The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

Crystal package favourite.png This User is trapped inside this userbox! Newgate - cell and galleries.jpg
If you can read this, you have really good vision.
Taipei MRT Crowds.jpg This user is made of people.

Manchot 01.jpg This user is a penguin!
Human.svg It is possible this User is human. Please approach with extreme caution.
Original Barnstar.png This user is a barnstar gallery!

Stop hand.svg This Userbox is hungry & likes to eat Wikipedians. FoodMeat.jpg
Pistol Browning SFS.jpg This userbox has taken over this userpage!

Award for Linguistics[edit]

This userbox seems to be not very good Latin.

Stupidest Userbox Ever[edit]

Newcomer Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.

If you've had time to find that, you're not new.

Closeclose[edit]

END This user has no more userboxes.

God save the Queen