You are standing in the middle of a howling white wasteland, devoid of any form of life. To the north, you spot a User Page. To the south, a cluster of userboxes huddles together, trying to stay warm. To the east, there is a talk page.
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It's a big old thing, with many books on it.
>look on bookshelf
There are several books on the shelves, including everything ever penned by J. R. R. Tolkien, the entire Chronicles of Narnia series, and a King James Version of the Bible. In addition to these, there is also a stack of computer games and a pile of electronics. The stack has many illustrious titles, including Portal, and the pile of electronics consists of three USB extension cords, two MP3 players, a flash drive, two pairs of headphones, a car charger, and several assorted power cords and adapters, none of which are compatible with one another.
A voice that is not hollow in the slightest smugly says, "Nothing happens here."