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Why Spam tastes like excrement[edit]

Spam is obviously \Psi = \frac{\cos{\pi \varphi(t,\omega)}}{\mathfrak{e}^i} where t \in [0,1] and \varphi(x,z) = z - \gamma_{10} x - \sum_{m+n\ge2} \gamma{mn} x^m z^n. Using this and the fact that the {{subst:user c_n=\langle X\psi_n\rangle and d_n^*=\langle X\Psi_n\rangle, the scalar product \langle X\vert\Psi\rangle can be expressed in the way as \langle X\vert\Psi\rangle=\sum_nd_n^*c_n = \mathbf{d}^\dagger\boldsymbol{\cdot}\mathbf{c} where \mathbf{c} is a column vector with elements c_n and a row vector \mathbf{d}^\dagger with elements d_n^*. The inverse \mathbf{A}^{-1} of a matrix \mathbf{A} is such that \mathbf{AA}^{-1}=\mathbf{A}^{-1}\mathbf{A}= \mathbf{I}.

Thus, we an conclude that, since \mathbf{I} is the unit matrix, SPAM itself (denoted as \Psi in previous paragraph), tastes like something you find under the shoe of a hitchhiker (denoted \mathbf{d}^\dagger), \mathcal{QED}.

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