# User:ashlux

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## Why Spam tastes like excrement

Spam is obviously ${\displaystyle \Psi ={\frac {\cos {\pi \varphi (t,\omega )}}{{\mathfrak {e}}^{i}}}}$ where ${\displaystyle t\in [0,1]}$ and ${\displaystyle \varphi (x,z)=z-\gamma _{10}x-\sum _{m+n\geq 2}\gamma {mn}x^{m}z^{n}}$. Using this and the fact that the {{subst:user ${\displaystyle c_{n}=\langle X\psi _{n}\rangle }$ and ${\displaystyle d_{n}^{*}=\langle X\Psi _{n}\rangle }$, the scalar product ${\displaystyle \langle X\vert \Psi \rangle }$ can be expressed in the way as ${\displaystyle \langle X\vert \Psi \rangle =\sum _{n}d_{n}^{*}c_{n}=\mathbf {d} ^{\dagger }{\boldsymbol {\cdot }}\mathbf {c} }$ where ${\displaystyle \mathbf {c} }$ is a column vector with elements ${\displaystyle c_{n}}$ and a row vector ${\displaystyle \mathbf {d} ^{\dagger }}$ with elements ${\displaystyle d_{n}^{*}}$. The inverse ${\displaystyle \mathbf {A} ^{-1}}$ of a matrix ${\displaystyle \mathbf {A} }$ is such that ${\displaystyle \mathbf {AA} ^{-1}=\mathbf {A} ^{-1}\mathbf {A} =\mathbf {I} }$.

Thus, we an conclude that, since ${\displaystyle \mathbf {I} }$ is the unit matrix, SPAM itself (denoted as ${\displaystyle \Psi }$ in previous paragraph), tastes like something you find under the shoe of a hitchhiker (denoted ${\displaystyle \mathbf {d} ^{\dagger }}$), ${\displaystyle {\mathcal {QED}}}$.

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