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<ヽ`∀´> イ サヨンㇰジャヌン ハングゴルㇽ モルゴナ, イヘハヌン デ オリョウミ イッスㇺニダ.

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I’m BRPXQZME, also known as Alfie Parthum. I travel widely across the Internet. Have we met?

I’ve edited many a Wikipedia article before, but I do not plan on engaging in any controversy anymore. Take your idiocy and Internet drama elsewhere; I’m only going to do minor edits with this account, not full-scale improvements that may as well be thrown away.

Well, that’s not entirely true. It’s nice to have an account for setting the font :3

What you workin' on?[edit]

Translations that are all my selfish self-interest? Also, the occasional wikignome/dragon thing... just making sure your articles look pleasant, and other minor wikistructure maintenance.

Here are articles I am sort of kind of responsible for (but not really and I really don’t actually take pains to maintain them):

And here are things that I plan on getting am unlikely to get my dirty paws on at some point:

  • Translating w:ja:’s information on the provinces of Japan.
  • Doing the same for the various branches of the Minamoto clan. Why them and no-one else? Eh, because.
  • Soba. Because noodles are yummy, and the English article needs a lot of work.
  • The litany of characters from 2-ch.
  • Maybe a few points on Japanese grammar, if it comes down to it.