From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.

I'm a bit of a fan of userboxes, so thats all thats on my page (and links)

Saturday, 15 December 2018
The little things that make life pleasant (or unpleasant)
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
en-GBThis user can speak British English.
sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
BSThis user can speak Bullshit.
dlphEeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.
de-3Dieser Benutzer hat sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse.
es-3Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.
la-1Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.
fgn-0This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

Sites which I think deserve some merit and should be on here - please feel free to add your own, but sensible ones which you wouldn't be ashamed to show your mother![edit]

1 - The Gilbert and Sullivan Archive

2 - Pythonline - the one and only "I'm not the messiah!"

3 - Google news - For all your news needs in the blink of an eye

4 - The Brick Testament

5 - Zug - Humourous take on life

6 - Answers to your burning and plain wierd questions

7 - For the best equipment money can buy

8 - For the really odd people out there... The defective Yeti

9 - Neighbours, the one soap that every ill/skiving teenager watches

10 - Just a Minute transcripts

11 - Knotting for beginners

12 - The end of the world as it could happen!

13 - Amazon - cheapest stuff online

14 - The official google blog

15 - Who Should I Cheer For?

16 - The online, real treasure hunt!


Nuvola apps bookcase.svgThis user is a university student.
GlasThis user attends or attended the University of Glasgow.
Graduation hat.svgThis user is an undergraduate student majoring in Microbiology.
Ring NebulaThis user enjoys the subject of astronomy.
GClef.svgFClef.svgThis user's favorite subject is Music.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 148.


Jacques-Louis David 007.jpgThis user is not and has never been Napoleon.
40.pxThis user is highly... um... What's that word again?
Right hand.png This user is right-handed.
B&w and colour eye.jpgThis user has brown eyes.
Blood group A pos 128.png
This user's blood group is
Blood drop plain.svgThis user is a blood donor
Pulse Line Mr. Unknown.jpgThis user
has a pulse.
Pulse Line Mr. Unknown.jpg


NameThis user's name is Charlie Batchelor.
20+This user is a vicenarian.
Userbox Child.jpgThis user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
Flag of England.svgThis user is proud to be English.
ScotlandThis user is of
Scottish ancestry.
sibs-0This user is an only child on his/her mother's side.
bro This user has a younger brother.


ENTJ This user's MBTI type is ENTJ.
Face-smile-big.svgThis user is a jokester or comedian.


Crystal Clear app date.pngToday is 15 December 2018
Crystal Clear app kalarm.svgThis user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.


Neuro logo.pngThis user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
Capricorn.svgThis user is a Capricornian.
This user was born in the year of the Dragon.Dragon.svg


MeatSteakSmall.jpgThis user is a carnivore.
Socken farbig.jpegThis user does not like socklessness.
Ceres RC1 single frame by Dawn, 12 February 2015.jpgDon't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

Political Parties

A coloured voting box.svgThis user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
BRoy square.png This user loves her Queen

BorisI say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories?


Christian cross.svg This user puts themselves down as C of E on forms but doesn't go to church regularly
Lq-dna.png This user understands biological evolution.


HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svgThis user is heterosexual.
Nuvola apps amor.svgThis user has a boyfriend.


2006 Ford Focus XR5T (7301105696).jpgThis user owns, or used to own, a Ford Focus.
Audi R8 (OA).PNG
This user loves
Flag of Germany.svg
This user has a driver's license.
Traffic lights 3 states.pngThis user considers traffic lights advisory, not compulsory.


Open book 01.svg This user enjoys reading anything.
Humour mouth.pngThis user enjoys reading humorous literature.
1984.pngBig Brother is watching this user.
Towel blue decorativepattern closeup.jpg
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.


Color icon blue.svg This user's favorite colour is blue.


Web This user has a website.
Userbox OSX Aqua.svgThis user runs macOS.
Macintosh iBook.jpgThis user contributes using a Macintosh computer.


Pineapple victoria dsc07770.jpgThis user loves to eat pineapples.
Salmon sushi cut.jpg This user eats sushi.
Pizza.svgThis user loves to eat pizza.
C2H5OH-3This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.


Nuvola apps ksysv.png
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
Wii console.png This user plays games on the Wii console.
Sudoku-by-L2G-20050714.svg This user is an avid sudoku player.
Expert This user plays Guitar Hero on expert.


Eagle Nebula
This user is interested in astronomy.
Legobrick.pngThis user is an AFOL.
Cessna172-CatalinaTakeOff.JPGThis user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.
Igloo icon.svg This user prefers cold weather.
Mini DIY circuit.svg
This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.


This user only partially understands mathematics.
Beakerblue.pngThis user prefers the metric system
ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.


M.D.This user watches House.
Pius V and Elizabeth I.jpgThis user is a fan of Blackadder
DAThis user is a fan of Dad's Army
Ted This user has visited Craggy Island.
FLThis user only likes A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
HIGNFYThis user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP
? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.


saxThis user plays the saxophone and can use circular breathing on it.
sax-4This user is a professional saxophonist.
perc-3This user is an advanced percussionist.
trpt-2This user is an intermediate trumpet player.
Jazzstubartwork.svgThis user enjoys jazz music.
Nuvola devices ipod.pngThis user had an iPod before you even knew what one was.
Alto clef.svgThis user is an alto.


Cat03.jpgThis user is owned by one or more cats.
Black Paw.svgThis user would like to own one or more dogs.
Lammetje (Nunspeet 2004).jpgThis user thinks sheep are cute.
Cat03.jpgThis user has tested the
buttered cat paradox.


Orienteering symbol.svgThis user is an orienteer, and very seldom gets lost.
Llama head.jpgThis user enjoys llama racing.
Dolphin-intelligence.jpgThis user is a swimmer.
Baseball (crop).jpgThis user plays baseball.
Bowling ball and pins.jpgThis user loves to bowl but would love to get more strikes.


Noia 64 apps karm.svg This user has been on Wikipedia for 12 years, 8 months and 19 days.
Small scream.pngThis user spends far too much time editing their user page.
Agar plate with colonies.jpgThis user is a member of WikiProject Microbiology.


UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of her) userboxes! or else...
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
Crystal package.png This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Centrist.


... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
Exquisite-Modem.pngThis user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
This user is made out of Carbon.
SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
Donkey (Equus asinus) at Disney's Animal Kingdom (16-01-2005).jpg This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!


Flag of Scotland.svgThis user would like to wish you a happy Burns Day.


Juletræet.jpgThis user puts up a real Christmas tree, not an artificial one.