Hi there! My name is Benjamin ESHAM, but I go by bdesham here on Wikipedia. I am an administrator, although in the rare event that I use the associated powers it's just for maintenance work. Feel free to contact me for any Wikipedia-related questions, although honestly I'll probably just point you to the site's documentation :-)
I'm bdesham128 on AIM and bdesham AT gmail DOT com on Google Talk (a.k.a. Jabber or XMPP).
You can e-mail me at bdesham AT gmail DOT com. I occasionally write things on my website.
"These approximations [of pi] have so many digits that they are no longer of any practical use, except for testing new supercomputers." — Pi
"The reader may legitimately wonder if the author of the above joke gets invited to many parties." — Lightbulb joke
"...most of the campus contains a jumble of buildings with different architectural styles and all the charm and elegance of a typical run-down industrial park." — MIT
"Please remember that Wikipedia is offered for informational use only.... You are advised to contact your Commander-in-Chief for war-related decisions." — Wikipedia:WikiProject Ships
"Some have interpreted the parrot debate as a sixth level theological argument concerning the existence (or otherwise) of God. Others haven't." — Dead Parrot
"There need not be infinitely many monkeys; a single monkey who executes infinitely many keystrokes suffices." — Infinite monkey theorem
"Thanks. Yes I'm very lucky to have a number of very popular letters in my name." — Theresa knott
