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WikiDefcon 2

High level of vandalism.

6.78 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot 14:01, 25 September 2018 (UTC) (change)

Hello and welcome to my Userpage. A few things about me:

  • I am a very active member in Recent Change Patrol
    • I frequently do equal time in both the new pages section, and patrolling using Huggle
  • I find myself spending more and more time over at WikiProject Red Link Recovery. It's a really great project which needs a lot of assistance. If you can help, please do so!
  • When I'm not taking care of vandals or red links, then I can be found editing pop culture articles, as that is sort of a knack of mine.

As far as personal life and interests go:

  • I am a currently in college, studying BSIT with a focus in Project Management, and a minor in Criminal Justice. Odd combination, eh?
  • I work for my school in the IT department. Because of this I obviously have a vested interest in computers


  • I try to check my talk page a couple of times during business hours (UTC -06:00). As far as when I am actually online, that really is impossible to predict. As is synonymous with most college students, my schedule is extremely sporadic. And as much as I would love for Wikipedia to count toward my college education, it does not. So Wikipedia does take a backseat.

Stop hand.svg
HEY! If you are here to vandalize my page, don't bother. There are plenty of other recent change patrollers out there waiting for you to do just that. Your edit will be reverted instantly and you will get a warning. It isn't worth your time. If you are here to question/challenge an edit I made, please feel free to do so on my talk page, permitted you are willing to talk about my edit. Simply chewing my ear off will get you no response.


My Life and Views[edit]

Flag of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.svgThis user lives in or is from the City of Milwaukee, Wisconsin
This user watches
Peace symbol.svgThis user rejects any violence towards women.Pink ribbon.svg
X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.
"No smoking" sign with text This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
Female.svgFemale.svgMale.svgMale.svg This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages. Against gay marriage? Don't get one. Problem solved.
Small Flag of the United Nations ZP.svg This user supports the United Nations.
Rabbid cosplay (edit).jpgThis user regrets that every local idiot can post a comment on the internet
Twitter icon.svgThis user uses Twitter.
UWMThis user is a Milwaukee Panther.
Google Chrome icon (September 2014).svg
20+This user is a vicenarian.
Male.svgThis user is male, and as such, he would prefer to be addressed and/or referred to with masculine pronouns.
Gay male flag.png This user identifies as a gay male.
This user is Irish
Flag of Italy.svgThis user is of Italian ancestry.
This user is of Norwegian ancestry.
Flag of Bavaria (lozengy).svgThis user is of Bavarian ancestry.

Wikipedia Things[edit]

Rights and Memberships[edit]
Noia 64 apps karm.svg This user has been on Wikipedia for 7 years, 9 months and 18 days.
Wikipedia Rollbacker.svgThis user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
Wikipedia Reviewer.svgThis user has pending changes reviewer rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
Editor - gold ribbon - 3 pips.jpgThis editor is an
Experienced Editor
and is entitled to display this
Service Badge.
Gnome-help.svgThis user helps out newcomers.
Redlinkrecoveryteam.svgThis user is part of
WikiProject Red Link Recovery.
CVU.svgThis user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

Policy on Vandals[edit]
Police man Twinkle Head.svgThis user fights vandalism with Twinkle and Huggle. Sometimes simultaneously...Nuvola apps krec.png
Igloo logo.svgThis user freezes vandals in their tracks with Igloo!
Stop x nuvola.svgThis user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked.
CSD!This user will not hesitate to delete or CSD tag your article if it falls under CSD criteria.
>:(Vandals dislike this user.
CVU.svgThis user fights vandalism.
vn-22This user page has been vandalized 22 times.
Jimbowhales1.jpgThis user has been attacked by a sock puppet.
Thank the IPThis user believes that vandal–reverting IP address editors should be rewarded or thanked for their efforts.
Nuvola icon with earphones.svgThis user listens to music while using Huggle to revert vandalism.
No Vandalism.svgThis user bites vandals. Hard.Bite the Vandal.png
Police man update.png Warning to Thrill Seeking Vandals: This user is a member of the fun police.

Editing Philosophy[edit]
delThis editor is a deletionist.
Mulher com cesto e couves.jpgEveryone has points of view with inherent cultural biases - recognition is the first step to achieving NPOV.

metaThis editor is a metapedian.
Rod of Asclepius2.svgThis user believes that we should do no harm on any biographical article.
6,000+This user has made more than 6,000 contributions to Wikipedia and, as a result, may be slightly insane.
YOUThis user dies a little inside whenever s/he sees the word you in an article.
</ref>This user finds referencing paranoia disruptive and recommends applying common sense instead.

This user tags articles for maintenance with Twinkle!

IP addressThis user supports mandatory registration.


Ambox humor.svgThis user likes jokes and humor.
sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.
Bear paw.jpgThis user supports the right to arm bears.
Spell Dis usa iis veri goot att speling
Crystal kthememgr.svgOh no: this user has way too many userboxes.
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user has a really lame password.
Seriously, you could probably guess it.
But don't.

Ambox humor.svg This user has read and understood the BIG HUGE FREAKING PURPLE BOX. Have you?
Paullusmagnus-logo.JPG This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer...after one more edit.
The End Book.pngThis user has been to the end of Wikipedia. Have you?
718smiley.pngThis user is happy.
Jimmy McMillan Blue 2 2011 Shankbone.jpgThis user thinks the rent is too damn high!
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia reads you.Hammer and sickle.svg
Her Majesty's Gracious Smile by Charles Knight.JPGLike Her Majesty, this user is frequently amused.
Lolcat especially made for Wikinews.jpg This user does not like teh drama.
Toi 250kg gold bar.jpgThis user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.
John Cleese at 1989 Oscars-2.jpg This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Alienigena.jpgThis user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox.
This user doesn't know what the hell s/he's doing.