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Moderate to high level of vandalism.

5.03 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot —03:00, 20 June 2018 (UTC)
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Hey! I'm CaptainVindaloo. Don't ask about the name, I'd been playing a lot of Armed and Dangerous a few years ago.

Things I work on[edit]

This is the first image I uploaded, of one of my hens, for the Sussex (chicken) article.
Second image, two more of my hens (only because one wouldn't get out of frame, grr!) for the Marans article.
A diagram of the Born-Haber cycle that I made, ages ago in school.
  • My off-wiki University work (hence my recent low activity).
  • SWAT 3: Close Quarters Battle - trying to polish it up a bit, possibly as far as featured status.
  • Other video game articles I'm interested in.
  • Cars, particularly my favourites, MINI and Ferrari.
  • I keep an eye on Sussex (chicken), Marans and Rhode Island Red, the breeds some of my old pet hens.
  • Occasional photography and illustration.
  • You may even catch me making copyedits (spelling, grammar, etc.) to any article I find myself reading.
  • RC patrol.

Insane rantings[edit]

This week's interesting computer problem: GeForce number 4 just burned out. This, Nvidia, is why you don't give fabrication contracts to people who insist on holding the negotiations in underground car parks at midnight and pay you in used notes in a briefcase. Hopefully ATI don't pull the same stupidity...

Selected odd vandalism[edit]

Selected quotes[edit]

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"Veni. Vidi. Vici.", "I came. I saw. I conquered." - Julius Caesar

"To jaw-jaw is better than to war-war." - Winston Churchill

"If you pretend to be good the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism." - Oscar Wilde

"You look sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms rolled into a point, dipped in lemon juice, and stabbed into somebody's eye." - Ace Rimmer, addressing the Cat, Red Dwarf

"Error no. 101, no keyboard connected. Press any key to continue." - Microsoft Windows

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - Josef Stalin

"GeForce 8800 GTX: Scarface–corruption during the game." - nVidia ForceWare graphics driver release 162.22 release notes, page 13.

"The first step on the path to enlightenment is to admit that you are ignorant" - Darth Revan, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

Campaign Badges[edit]

Barnstar of Diligence.png The Barnstar of Diligence
I hereby award CaptainVindaloo this Barnstar of Diligence for his continued advice and contributions to the RuneScape article. --Edtalk c E 17:09, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar.png The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
Awarded to CaptainVindaloo for kindly accepting my request for help. OhanaUnitedTalk page 15:34, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
Barnstar of Reversion2.png The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
For your tireless efforts protecting the Runescape and Maplestory articles, and in peticular for helping to keep Maplefan and his various puppets under control, I reward you with this. Jump! Slash! Dash! Ouch! Super Mario SonicBOOM! 15:57, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Sandwich.jpg The Sandwich of Exceptional Excellence (Potato Salad of Congeniality cluster, 1st. class) In Panis, Veritas. Award created by Hamster Sandwich.
I award you this Sandwich for your excellent work on Higgins glass. You know how to polish an article until it shines :) --Doc Tropics 03:55, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

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