User:Cesium 133

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There's not much for me to say. I love to play trivia and Texas hold 'em, I love knowledge, and I love contributing my knowledge to the world. I love easily :)

I have tested out at genius level. I am also modest. Yeah, right... :p

I am also a high-school dropout with an 11th grade education. I have didaskaleinophobia, the fear of going to school or being taught in a scholastic environment. Ironic, huh, that I still crave worldly knowledge?

I will continue to edit this page of mine as it seems prudent to do... John :)

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"Have a nice day!"
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prog-1 This user is a beginning programmer.
prog-x This user is merely a humble programmer.
Ada-0 This user does not understand Ada, or refuses to program in it.
asm-0 This user does not understand Assembly, or refuses to program in it.
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This user does not understand ASCII.
ebcdic
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BASIC-1 This user is a beginner BASIC programmer.
TI-83.png This user has no idea how to program his TI calculator with TI-BASIC.
vb-0 This person does not understand Visual Basic (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in it).
vb.net-0 This person does not understand Visual Basic .NET (or does not want to program in it).
C-0 This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).
C++-0 This user does not understand C++ (or does not want to program in C++).
C#-0 This user does not understand C#, or does not want to program in C#.
objc-0 This person does not understand Objective-C (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Objective-C).
COBOL-0 This person does not understand COBOL (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not want to program in COBOL).
D-0 This user does not understand D or does not want to program in D.
HTML-2 This user is an intermediate HTML user.
js-0 This user does not understand JavaScript (or does not want to write JavaScript).
Java-0 This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.
F#-0 This user does not understand F#, or does not want to program in F#.
for-0 This person does not understand Fortran, or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Fortran.
G-0 This person does not understand G-code (or does not want to program in G-code).
hs-0 This person does not understand Haskell (or does not want to program in Haskell).
math-0 This user either doesn't know how to code MathML, or wishes they didn't.
mircs-0 This user does not have a clue what mIRC scripts are about.
MML-0 This user does not understand Music Macro Language or does not want to program in MML.
Perl-0 This user does not understand Perl, or can only read it knowing AWK and *NIX shells.
php-0 This user does not understand PHP, or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in PHP.
py-0 This person does not understand Python (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Python).
re-0 This person does not understand Regular Expressions (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to write Regular Expressions).
Ruby logo.svg Rubelite — This person does not understand Ruby, or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Ruby.
sql-0 This person does not understand SQL (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to write SQL).
svg-0 This person does not understand SVG (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to write SVG).
xml-0 This person does not understand XML.
{{Wiki}} This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language.
xhtml-0 This person does not understand XHTML, but might know that Wikipedia uses it.
XUL This user would rather cross the streams than code in XUL.
Tcl-0 This person does not understand Tcl (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to script in Tcl).
CoffeeCup.svg This user likes Java.


LaTeX logo.svg-0 This user cannot or refuses to use LaTeX typesetting.
{{t|2}} This user understands what templates do, and how to write them.
Johann Joachim Winckelmann (Angelika Kaufmann).jpg This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.
Pickyness Pickiness This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
; This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
; This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; he or she likes using them a lot.
; This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently.
- This user is a hyphenation expert.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
’s This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!
"..!" This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of Quotation marks
, This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
A, B, and
A and B
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
ANAL 5 This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.
ə This user is a Grammar Nazi.
GN This user is a Grammar Ninja and says "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" as proof.
Emblem-favorites.svg This user thinks good grammar is sexy.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their / there / they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
English Singulars: "The data is..." This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
majority

ad populum fallacy
Although this user acknowledges the logical falacy ad populum, (s)he does not think that it applies to human language, and recognises that the majority determines grammatical "right" and "wrong".
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
based Based on experience, this user knows that based off is nearly always incorrect.
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
"There's" with a plural subject This user knows that "there's" with a plural subject is a pervasive grammatical error. There's There are too many people making this mistake. Don't be one of them.


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too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
śṣ This user believes that Indic languages should be properly transliterated.
Α α This user's favorite letter in the Greek alphabet is Άλφα.
Я я This user's favorite letter in the Russian alphabet is я.
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
SoE-5 This fine human being speaks and understands Southern English proficiently and is therefore a true Southern belle or gentleman.
en-us
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Thisere user unnerstans Appalachian English and maught een tawk it sumtaams.
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ca
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This person's California English sucks. They're probably from the East Coast.
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This guy (or gal) can speak a little North Central English then.
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ca
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This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English, eh.
en-sg-0 This user does not understand Singlish (or understands it with difficulties, otherwise does not want to hear and speak it).
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Este usuario no entiende español castellano (o lo entiende con mucha dificultad).
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Este usuario no entiende el español que se habla en México (o lo entiende con mucha dificultad).
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Este usuario no entiende Español Chileno (o lo entiende con mucha dificultad).
sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
tuff, doe, chru, tought
This user thinks English spelling reform is dumb, since we'll have to do it again anyway in a few hundred years, and besides, no writing system is telling me how to talk.
This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed.
a lot alot This user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.
Speakers Know Best This user recognizes that grammar comes from humans, not from the heavens. Trust native speakers.
neutrality This user could not care less about the use of gender-neutral language.
wyf-
man
This user understands grammatical gender historically preceded and is independent of natural gender.
Thou/Ye This user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.
We This user refers to themselves in the majestic plural.
fgn-1 This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.
la-3 Hic usor callidissima latinitate contribuere potest.
es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
... This user would like to know all existing languages.
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This user has a basic understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
gb-0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.
pig Isthay useryay ancay ontributecay ithway ayay ativenay evellay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
nws-0 This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
blksp-0 This user doesn't know any of the Black Speech of Mordor and most likely has never even read The Lord of the Rings.
den-0 Dieser User findet Denglisch uncool.
Nds-0 This droog knows nothing about Nadsat.
chef-0 Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork!
dlph-0 This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.
lap-0 This user cannot speak or does not wish to speak Lapine and probably hated Watership Down.
Ewok-0 Chi ita lungee
trn-0 This user has no idea how to speak Troscann but knows what it is.
ury-0 Chyuc acol jeoc meg amjolcgumja Uryuomoco (el amjolcgumjc yug quyuch semcyujoluvro jyuhhyusargi).
tng-0 This user does not understand Tengwar.
Star of life2.svg This user has an intermediate understanding of Medical Latin.
Ubbi-2 Thubis ubusuber cuban spubeak uban ubintubermedubiubate lubevubel ubof Ububbubi Dububbubi.
IntS-4 Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you.
Wdk-0 This user has no idea how to speak Wenedyk but can tell you where it's from.
BS-6 This user is able to contribute with a professorial level of Bullshit.
blz-0 This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any blazon
Rot13-0 Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl).
1337-1 Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f l33t.
Hebr-0
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This user has no understanding of the Cursive form of the Hebrew alphabet.
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This user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.
snk This user says either sneaked or snuck.
to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
by The passive voice may be used by this user.
couldn't've This user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.
ain't nobody This user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
xe
xyr
xem
This user thinks invented gender-neutral pronouns are ugly and stupid, and opposes their use in all situations.
which & that This user knows how to use which and that correctly.
if & whether This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer.
much & many This user understands the difference between much & many.
.  The This user puts two spaces after a period.
.  The This user believes sentence spacing is a style choice, not a law.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
its This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).
Majority Usage
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Correct Grammar
This user recognizes that if most people make the same grammatical "mistake", it ceases to be a mistake and becomes proper grammar, for grammar has no immutable or moral "right" or "wrong" and "correct grammar" is determined by majority usage.
(Sentence "[Sentence.]".) This user thinks "Punctuation should come at the end of every sentence.".
"…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
ubiquitous ≠ widespread This user asserts that the more common word is often not the most precise.
DM Causing unintended humor, this user edits dangling modifiers.
USage decline This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.
Flag of the United Kingdom.svg This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
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you one This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.
English This user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.
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Canadian English spelling.
AIM-0 This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer.
Yellow naped amazon parrot left side.jpg This user is a parrot lover.
Spheniscus demersus -Artis Zoo, Amsterdam, Netherlands -head-8b.jpg
This user likes penguins.
Cat03.jpg This user believes that cats are NOT food.

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Gatto europeo3.jpg This user likes cats
Cat Lover
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cat lover.
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Zuby31.JPG This user loves Cats.
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This user is a cat lover.
Cat Lover
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cat lover.
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Sterling.png This user is a cat lover.
Gatto europeo3.jpg This user is a cat lover
Sterling.png This user wants to own one or more cats.
TNR This user supports the trap-neuter-return approach to managing the feral cat population.
PET DOG
This user is happy to have a pet dog.
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Dalmatian b 01.jpg This user has a pet dog.
Siberian-husky.jpg This user likes big dogs, and cannot lie... (though he does NOT like the song this userbox is based on!)
Fox red.jpg This user owns one or more dogs.
Headstudy 4.jpg This user owns one or more dogs.
Black Paw.svg This user is owned by one or more dogs.
Miniature Poodle pup.JPG This user thinks there is nothing better than a puppy.
This user firmly believes that puppy mill operators should spend some time with this guy Military dog barking.JPG
Loup Oudry.jpg This user knows that wolf hunting with dogs is parricide.
This user's pets own him/her!
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HappyMutt.jpg This user is a mutt lover.
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs. Hand puppet laudi.jpg
Snack! This user has a large dog that thinks small dogs are tasty snacks
No pet.svg This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.
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This user dislikes
Mosquitos
Blue Parakeets.jpg This User LOVES Parakeets.
Eastern Grey Squirrel in St James's Park, London - Nov 2006 edit.jpg This user likes squirrels.
Lammetje (Nunspeet 2004).jpg This user thinks sheep are cute.
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This user likes goats.
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This user has a Driver's License.
Camry This user drives a Toyota Camry
IslamSymbolAllahCompWhite.PNG This user wants to behead those who say Islam is violent!
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is a Monty Python fan.
Pocketp.gif This user is proud to be a nerd, although he prefers not to brag and often goes incognito without a pocket protector.
Computer n screen.svg This user is interested in computers.
Computer keyboard.gif This user can type 70 WPM.
Usenet Big Nine.svg This user has posted to Usenet newsgroups.
TCP/IP The user was active on the Internet before the World Wide Web was invented. WWW
@ This user can be reached by email.
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Skype.svg This user uses Skype.
eBay This user buys and sells on eBay as {{{1}}}.
Y This user prefers Yahoo! over Google . G
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
B This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
БОРАТ This user is a fan of Borat.
You Might Be a Redneck If... This user is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy.
Guitar-0 This user does not play the Guitar (but will one day!).
dm-0 This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand death metal roars, screams, grunts, snarls, or growls.
Y! This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary email service.
TW This user's internet service provider is Time Warner.
Laptop 01.svg This user contributes using a laptop.
This user uses an AMD processor
HP This user contributes using an HP computer.
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
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This user's mobile phone and data services provider is Verizon.
Chat This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.
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This user wants to be in Mensa.
HIQS This user might as well be a member of a high IQ society because he is a certified ʌgen-ius!
Logo of Conservapedia.svg This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.
Bikes Domino's Pizza.jpg This user eats at Domino's Pizza.
Peperoni pizza.jpg This user loves pizza.
Pizza.svg This user loves to eat pizza.
Cancer pagurus.jpg This user loves crab.
Cheesesteak3.jpg This user prefers cheesesteaks with provolone.
Swiss cheese cubes.jpg This user eats cheese.
Bowl of chili.jpg This user eats chili.
French fries juliane kr r.svg This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
Popcorn.jpg This user eats popcorn.
Quesadilla.jpg This user eats quesadillas.
Spaghetti-prepared.jpg This user loves spaghetti.
SausageForkSmall.jpg This user loves sausages.
Bananas.jpg This user eats bananas.
Mercat de la Boqueria Sant Josep 11.JPG This user loves oranges.
Autumn Red peaches.jpg If he had his little way, this user would eat peaches every day.
Gaufre molle.jpg This user is a waffle eater.
Salatteller.JPG This user eats salad.
CDC spinach1.jpg This user eats spinach.
Caffeine.svg This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
Herring2.jpg This user eats fish.
NCI bacon.jpg This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.
NCI cream cheese bagel.jpg This user eats bagels.
Hotdogs.JPG This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in his own right.
Blue Stilton Quarter Front.jpg This user loves blue cheese.
Pineapple victoria dsc07770.jpg This user loves to eat pineapples.
Steak This user is a carnivore.
Dinnermealicon.JPG This user is an omnivore.
WCW This user checks Wikipedia.
Disambig.svg This user repairs links to disambiguation pages.
Anal As pertains his edits, this user is very anal.
Stamp UK Penny Red pl148.jpg This user is interested in philately.
Rubiks cube scrambled.jpg This user loves the 1980s and participates in the 1980s retro movement