"It can travel along the human urine stream and straight into your penis, Yaay! Imagine a pain so intense, you'd rather tear off your own genitals than endure it one second longer. I'm Wikibear!"
"Reality is an illusion, Nietzsche was right!"
"The Universe is absurd! Sorry, one too many?"
Conan TV show 13th May 2014
My favourite own quote was after a couple of hours of fixing dodgy English in articles: It looks like something 1,000,000 monkeys might have come up with in their "Best of our sentences from everything we randomly generated in our quest for Shakespeare".
AW = already welcomed
W TP = welcomed using my template
m = email
m2 = email2
corr = correspondence started
nr = no reply
c = corporate/coi
v = vandal i1 = one issue editor
nr = states not returning
P/C/D= Page created was deleted