I was born April 121988, in Glasgow, Scotland. I own (or should that be, 'am owned by'?) a cat (ginger), called Guile. I am male, straight, and agnostic. I can write HTML, but not fantastically. I do not (and will not. Ever) use the metric system, as it is evil. My mother is a secular Jew, but I don't (and have never) practiced any form of Judaism, though I respect my heritage and often think about giving it a go. I am very proudly Scottish.