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Chester G is an American Internet addict born on March 29, in the Lincoln Square/Ravenswood neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois. He currently resides in Nevada and "hates it [t]here."



ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
es-2 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
Male.svg This user is male.
Aries.svg This user is an Aries.
Man-and-woman-icon.svg This user is straight
but not narrow.
Flag of Illinois.svg This user was born in Illinois.
Flag of Chicago, Illinois.svg This user lives in or hails from Chicago. Sears Tower ss.jpg
Flag of Nevada.svg
I love NY This user NY.
Noia 64 apps xclock.png This user's time zone is GMT-8.
Y This user is a member of
Generation Y.
BAMF This user is one BAMF among many
Lightmatter chimp.jpg This user's favourite animal is the chimpanzee.
XN Fruehjahrswiese 00.jpg This user loves the Spring.
Sun01.svg This user prefers warm weather.
YA This user is a young adult.


Green This user loves the color green.
Cat03.jpg This user believes that cats are NOT food.


Here comes rain again.jpg This user loves rainy days.


Win-like-userbox.svg This user uses Windows XP.
≥5 This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more.
Crystal krfb.png This user contributes using a PC.
Dell Logo.svg This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.
Close-up photo of a 3.5-inch floppy disk.jpg This user still remembers these.
Applications-multimedia.svg This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.
Aim mail.svg This user uses AIM Mail as a primary email service.
Crystal 128 aim.png This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is tapeleg247.
Y! This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine.
LimeWire.png This user uses LimeWire.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
Crystal Clear app display.png This user has his display resolution set to 1680×1050.
This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.
Myspace.svg This user has a profile on MySpace.
COX This user's TV service provider is Cox Cable.


Nuvola apps remote.png This user steals their neighbor's wireless Internet connection.
46px This user owns a nice iPod Touch iPod
Video-x-generic.svg This user enjoys films.

<html> This user can write HTML.
w:) This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.
PC This user listens to podcasts.



Rotating earth (large).gif This user is of multiple ancestries.
Flag of Puerto Rico.svg This user is proud to be Puerto Rican
Dreamcatcher on Wall.png This user is of Native American ancestry.
Flag of Ireland.svg This user is of Irish ancestry.
Flag of Denmark.svg This user is of Danish ancestry.
Coat of arms of Germany.svg This user is of German ancestry.
Flag of Mexico.svg This user is of Mexican ancestry.
This user survived Catholic school!
This user is a Christian.

This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King, Jr. Noracism.png


sibs-0 This user is an only child on his/her mother's side.
Nuvola apps amor.svg This user has a girlfriend.
Dalmatian b 01.jpg This user has a pet dog.


Two adult Guinea Pigs (Cavia porcellus).jpg This user is a guinea pig owner.


Daniel Radcliffe close-up.jpg This user has black hair.
noc This user is nocturnal.
Canis lupus portrait.jpg I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
P culture.svg
This user has atypical depression.
Face-smile-big.svg This user is a jokester or comedian.
ADHD This user has ADHD.
Crystal folder home.png This user is homesick.
Right hand.png This user is right-handed.
No smoking symbol.svg
This user does not smoke.
Hermaphrodite endormi face.jpg This user suffers from insomnia.
Emblem-deadly.svg This user is interested in
Crystal Clear app aim3.png This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
A, B and C This user prefers not to use the serial comma.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!


This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
porn This user enjoys pornography.
Bicycle with Rider.svg This user is a bicyclist.
Skateboard.svg This user is a skater.
Alpine snowboarder icon.png This user enjoys snowboarding.
Baseball (crop).jpg This user plays baseball.
Soccerball.svg This user plays football with hands only when tending goals.


Marijuana.jpg This user is a member of NORML.
Psychoactive Drugs.jpg This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
'ST-3-bud.jpg'\ This user is against the War on Drugs.
Macro cannabis bud.jpg This user is pro-cannabis.
This user supports equal rights for queer people.
This user
supports the
Liberal Democrats.
Global warming ubx.svg
This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated.
Flag of Iraq.svg This user would like a stable Iraq.
No smoking symbol.svg
This user does not smoke.
Hangmans Noose.jpg This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences.
PC This user is pro-choice.
Red flag II.svg This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone. $ £
¥ €
1933-may-10-berlin-book-burning.JPG This user finds censorship offensive.
US 51-stars.svg This user wants
Puerto Rico to be either
a State or a sovereign country.
Flag of the Puerto Rican Nationalist Party.svg
CF This user is childfree.
Peace symbol.svg This user rejects any violence towards women. Pink ribbon.svg
Koebel.jpg This user could use a little more cowbell.


Human.svg Wikipedia is not censored.
This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.
This user will not post any more images, as he/she feels the image policy is unfair.
Image-request.svg This user believes that articles are useless without images.
Wikipedia-logo-v2.svg This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.


I This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.
O This user is a fan of Observational comedy.
Ph This user is a fan of Physical comedy.
SU This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.
S This user is a fan of Surreal comedy.
fan-3 This user thinks that Mitch Hedberg is the greatest comedian of all time.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Daniel Tosh.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Josh Sneed.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Greg Giraldo.
fan-1 This user is a fan of the comedian Demetri Martin.

food and drink[edit]

C2H5OH-1 This user drinks relatively infrequently. He or she is probably the better for it.
Beer mug.svg Beer respects me.
Pizza.svg This user loves to eat pizza.
Pizza.jpg This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
White Castle meal.JPG This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers/hamburgers/etc.
Burger King Whopper Combo.jpg This user eats at Burger King.
Swiss cheese cubes.jpg This user eats cheese.
Popcorn.jpg This user eats popcorn.
Quesadilla.jpg This user eats quesadillas.
Bananas.jpg This user eats bananas.
Candy-Corn.jpg This user eats candy corn.
RP This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.
Coffee cup icon.jpg This user would rather drink coffee than tea.
A&Wrootbeer.JPG This user loves A&W Root Beer
Fanta This user drinks Fanta Orange.
Jones Cream Soda edit.jpg This user drinks Jones Soda.

games and stuff[edit]

+ This user plays retro games. Circle - black simple.svg Circle - black simple.svg
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
PS2 This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.
360 This user plays the Xbox 360.
X This user plays the Xbox.
Wikihalo.png This user plays the Halo series.
Tekken 5 This user plays Tekken 5.

Xbox-Console-FL.jpg This user prefers the Xbox and the PlayStation 2 to the GameCube. PS2-Versions.jpg
SEGA This user loves Sega video game systems and games.
Baby foot artlibre jnl.jpg This user plays table football, or "foosball".
Warp pipe edited.PNG This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.
Playstation3vector.svg This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.
fan-3 This user thinks that Mortal Kombat 3 is the best computer or video game ever made.
Nuvola apps ksysv.png
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
This user hates it when cool images are deleted.
This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag ElDiablo de Chi.
NYCS-bull-trans-G.svg This user's gamerscore is 2465 and their completion percentage is optional%.


Headphone icon.svg This user is an audiophile.
Musical note nicu bucule 01.svg This user likes most types of music.
80s This user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.
DB This user is a fan of David Bowie.
5x5checkerboard.svg This user enjoys ska.
Crystal alternative rock.png This user enjoys indie rock.
Masterkeyboard.jpg This user enjoys electronic music.
Anarchy-symbol.svg This user appreciates real punk music.
Steel guitar-KayEss.1.jpeg This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.
Christian Music Wiki.png This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. Att-hate.svg
HM/MC This user fuckin hates the band Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus.
FoB This user hates the band Fall Out Boy.
P@tD This user hates the band Panic at the Disco.
CS This user hates the band Cobra Starship.
CIWWAF This user hates the band Cute is What We Aim For.
SP This user hates the band Simple Plan.
tAO This user hates the band The Autumn Offering.
HH This user hates the band Hawthorne Heights.
slvstn This user hates the band Siverstein.
song-2 This user likes the song "Cobrastyle" by Teddybears Sthlm.
song-2 This user likes the song "Icky Thump" by The White Stripes.
song-2 This user likes the song "Police Truck" by Dead Kennedys.
song-2 This user likes the song "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin.
fan-1 This user can slightly tolerate the artist Sum 41.
fan-1 This user can slightly tolerate the artist New Found Glory.
fan-1 This user can slightly tolerate the artist The Almost.
fan-1 This user can slightly tolerate the artist The Starting Line.
band-2 This user listens to The Postal Service.
band-2 This user listens to Assembly Now.
band-2 This user listens to Los Campesinos!.
band-2 This user listens to Mika.
band-2 This user listens to The Hoosiers.
band-3 This user likes Bloc Party.
band-2 This user listens to System of a Down.
band-2 This user listens to The Fratellis.
band-2 This user listens to Bloodhound Gang.
band-2 This user listens to Radiohead.
band-3 This user likes The Rakes.
band-3 This user likes We Are Scientists.
band-3 This user likes Of Montreal.
band-3 This user likes Architecture in Helsinki.
band-3 This user likes The Cribs.
band-3 This user likes The Subways.
band-3 This user likes Queens of the Stone Age.
band-3 This user likes The Strokes.
band-3 This user likes Yourcodenameis:milo.
fan-3 This user loves The Good, The Bad & the Queen.
fan-3 This user loves Pete Yorn.
311 Don't you tread on this user, 'cause this user will knock you down.
Contrary to popular belief, this user does not look good on the dance floor.
A7X This user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold.
BB This user loves the Beastie Boys.
No img till further notice, sry This user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo.
daft punk This user likes to work it to Daft Punk.
FF This user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand.
G This user feels good.
GD This user is an American Idiot.
KoL This user is on call.
KoЯn This user is rotting in vain.
LT Hot topic is the way this user rhymes.
This user is going missing for a while.
M This user does not like Metallica.
TO This user is a fan of The Offspring.
This user listens to OK Go.
QOTSA This user is a fan of Queens of the Stone Age.
Rakes The world was a mess but this user's hair was perfect.
This user loves The Ramones.

SD This user is a Social Distortion fan.
Strokes This user is hard to explain
Sublime This user doesn't practice Santeria.
The D This is not the greatest user in the world; this is just a tribute.
YYY This user loves the
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
W This user LOVES the band Weezer.
E This user owns a copy of Kaiser Chiefs's Employment.
This user loves the old school Good Charlotte.
R This user owns a copy of The Ramones' first album.

film/TV and misc.[edit]

Coming Soon! This user can't wait for the movie Public Enemies (film).
Coming Soon! This user can't wait for the movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
Coming Soon! This user can't wait for the movie Inglorious Basterds.
b This user supports Blu-ray.
AYB This user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
Sin City This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything...
ATHF This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
Lynch This user is a fan of David Lynch's films.
Mr. T This user pities the fool!
💀 This user is a certified Punisher fan!
BDKS This user is the stone that the builder refused...
her? This user is a fan of Arrested Development.
Clerks This user believes nothing can kill the Grimace.
This user remembers a time when people named Bob and David wore crazy outfits and brought us all to the verge of laughter.
Scrubs This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.
FR for Futurama Userbox.svg Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
New york police department car.jpg This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. SVU
Stapler-swingline-red.jpg This user's got a case of the Mondays.
Cricket bat.svg This user has got red on him.
Walther P99 9x19mm.png This user always respects
the Departed.
A Bug's Life This user has seen A Bug's Life.
Flag of the United States.svg Jagshemash! This user likes Borat. Flag of Kazakhstan.svg
S.O.A.P. This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane.
ND This user is
pretty good with a bo staff.
Bowling.jpg This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.
TDR This user has some Top Secret Clown Business that needs to be attended to.
FC This user DOES NOT talk about Fight Club
23 This user sees the number 23 everywhere.
WhereRainbowRises.jpg This user supports the colorization of black and white movies.
Indies This user is a huge fan of small films.
Glass box of emotion.png This user is in a glass case of emotion.
ALIEN In space no one can hear this user scream.
K-PAXian This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
TFMRS What's crackin', little bitches?
MiB.svg This user accepts the alias Pink.
PULP This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
DD They made this user do it.