User:DDnikki/A horrible assortment of lists

would put a humor tag but i dont want this appearing in the wikipedia humor category (i am genuinely sorry for making this, an apology to the bureucrats)

Absurd/violent Christmas songs (?)

• Santa's gonna kick your ass

• Grandma got run over by a reindeer
• The night santa went crazy
• Happy holidays, you bastard
• Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (which itself is a compilation)
• Flappie

Chickens

• Chicken gun
• Chicken hypnotism
• Chicken powered nuclear bomb
• Chicken or the egg
• Tastes like chicken
• Rubber chicken
• Mike the headless chicken

Places completely unrelated to their name

• Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan

• South Park, Wyoming
• Disney, Oklahoma

Switched words

• New York, Texas - Texas, New York
• Better Call Saul (Breaking Bad) - Breaking Bad (Better Call Saul)

Unusually named things (I'm sorry)

• Night of the Day of the Dawn (shortened for sanity)
• Bill gates' flower fly
• Basically all the weird shit given to fruit fly genes
• Fire Penguin Disco Panda (Seriously, this is in an encyclopedic article)
• Kevin lasagna "Lasagna has many layers to his game"
• Abcde

This, for no reason

Apparently at least 5 news articles (as much as I could find) cited on South Park related pages start with "oh my God"

South Park

• Oh my God, South Park killed a decade
• Oh my God! South Park syndicated

Bigger, Longer & Uncut

• Oh my God, they're thinking of making a South Park film
• Oh, my God! Parents shocked seeing 'Park'
• Oh my God, will they overkill Kenny