User:Darwinbish

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This user is an alternative account of User:Bishapod, and is the evil twin of the gormless good User:Darwinfish.

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Me myself

Pet names

  • Pet name, per user:Tex, is Little Ankle Biter.
  • Another pet name, from User:Elen off her Rocker: Psychofish.[1] Good one!
  • Jaws. I invented that one myself. Hope to become widely known by it!
  • Bish the Knife. Suggested, some ways off, by User:Ched.[2][3]

Animations

The sweet little twins play a harmless game: BITE!.gif

Little Ankle Biter learns to smoke stogies: Boss Hoggbish.gif

Darwinbish studies the article Cheroot, educating herself. "The term stogie is often misused to refer to any cigar with a foul stench." Aha, excellent! Good word! Foul stench scare off all silly visitors! Come smell my stogie, Fish ! darwinbish BITE 21:08, 8 June 2011 (UTC).

Sigs

I made myself a fine alternative sig per Big Tex, look, haha: little ankle biter

Templates

Liberate your evil side! All are welcome to use my templates, teach people a lesson. The templates must be substed or some of them won't work right.

Anti-wikilove templates

Too much wikilove in this place. These are for posting on people who have received cookies or kittens.

{{subst:User:Darwinbish/looting}} expands to:


{{subst:User:Darwinbish/teeth}} expands to:


Fish-hitting template

{{subst:User:Darwinbish/Stockfish}} expands to:


Flatpack self-assembly fish-drying rack £375, all major credit cards accepted
Krunch! Wham! Biff! Urkkk!

You're way beyond getting whacked with a wet trout. A friend has walloped you with a rack of dried stockfish. Better take this seriously. She wants you to know she'll send her boys next time.

NPA template

{{subst:User:Darwinbish/insultspout}} expands to:

(Note: always post this template near top of delinquent's page for the "receive fresh insults" functionality to work well.)

IP warning template

A warning of what might happen to slimeballs who log out in order to attack others.


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Come out, come out, little IPs!

You have been observed posting rampant assholery while logged out, presumably in order to avoid sanctions to your account. See the hungry Grizzly tipping up stones looking for woodlice? Better desist before she finds you.

Scary portraits of me

Big and scary I:
..Sis? Is that you? (by RexxS)


Big and scary II:
Picture Darwinbish on a Scale (by Benzband)


Teeth of steel:
The Armourbiter (by RexxS)


Festive and scary:
Evil Santa with morningstar (by Bishonen)


Extra mean:
More scary grin (by Bishonen)

Poetic tributes to me

Lotte Lenya song

Don't blame me, I'm just following orders on user page.

[sings like Pirate Jenny:]

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And he shows 'em, pearly white
Just a jack knife has DeeBee, dear
And he keeps it, er, out of sight

When that shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears DeeBee, dear
So there's never, never a trace of red

On the sidewalk, on Sunday mornin'
Lies a body, oozin' life
Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
Could that someone be Bish the Knife?

--T-RexxS (Rawr) 19:28, 19 August 2012 (UTC) --

Bisherick

There once was a fish named Bish,
who had a wonderful wish...
for lack of a fin,
the teeth grew in,
now ankles fill the dish.
  • Ched :  ?  23:56, 20 August 2012 (UTC) all blame go to RexxS for starting rhymes.

--

Haiku
with apologies to Bashō:

Flog leaps in old pond
Sounds of teeth; frog sound no more
Darwinbish is full
--
Sonnet
With apologies to whomever your preferred SA is:

Poor Bish, the centre of the sinful earth,
Bite hard these rebel powers that thee array;
Why dost thou chomp so much yet suffer dearth,
Painting thy dorsal fin so costly gray?
Why so much rage, having so short a fuse,
Dost thou upon thy feeble brother spend?
Shall worms, awaken'd from their snooze,
Eat up thy bro? is this his body's end?
Then Bish, bite thou upon thy brother's butt,
Get Lil' Stupid to stock up thy store;
Get filthy rich by selling tons of smut;
Then thou art fed, and shalt be poor no more:
  So shalt thou feed on Death, that feeds on fish,
  And Death once dead, there's just Darwinbish.

You call'em; we fill 'em. --Famously Sharp (talk) 01:19, 23 August 2012 (UTC)