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nl Deze gebruiker heeft het Nederlands als moedertaal.
en-4 This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.
משתמש זה מסוגל לתרום ברמה קרובה לשפת אם של עברית.‏
ru-3 Этот участник свободно владеет русским языком.
yi-3 דער באַניצער קען בײַשטײַערן מיט אַ פֿאָרגעשריטענער דרגה פֿון; ייִדיש.
tmr-2 משתמש הדא ממלל ארמיא דתלמודא בבלאה בדרגא מציעא.‏
de-2 Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
hy-0 Այս անձը չի տիրապետում հայերենը:
{{Wiki}} This user is an advanced writer in the MediaWiki language.
{{t|3}} This user contributes to the template namespace with confidence.
pas-3 This user is an advanced Pascal programmer.
HTML-3 This user is an advanced HTML user.
css-2 This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user.
BS-N This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
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בס"ד This user built his/her user page with the help of HaShem..

Name This user's name is Dovid de Bresser.

@ This user can be reached by email at

About Wikipedia and spelling

About Wikipedia
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
Wikimedia logo family complete-2013.svg This user has created a global account. Debresser's main account is on Wikipedia (English).
Noia 64 apps karm.svg This user has been on Wikipedia for 8 years, 8 months and 16 days.
90,000+ This user has made more than 90,000 contributions to Wikipedia.
Nohat-logo-XI-big-text.png This user is one of the 500 most active English Wikipedians of all time.
Wikignome crop.gif This editor is a WikiGnome.
AWB logo draft.png This user uses AutoWikiBrowser to quickly make repetitive edits.
Wikipedia svg logo.svg This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.
and spelling
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
Face-angel.svg This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
Screwit.svg This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.
Computer keyboard.png This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

About myself

My facts
Birthday cake.jpg This user's birthday is July 19th.
♂ This user is male.
Dad This user is a father and proud of it!
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 140+.
Right hand.png This user is right-handed.
sis This user has a little sister
and opinions
No Day Like Today.jpg This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
Sun01.svg This user prefers warm weather.
Color icon blue.svg This user's favorite colour is blue.
Pregnant woman black and white shadows.jpg This user does NOT support abortion except when a woman's life is at serious risk.

This user does NOT support euthanasia and is strongly opposed to all forms of eugenics.
Scale of justice.png This user believes that the death penalty should be used for certain crimes.

My interests

Romantic music icon.svg This user enjoys classical music.
SCI FI This user loves Science Fiction
Arda.Tengwar.svg This user is a fan of
The Lord of the Rings.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.
HP This user is a Harry Potter fan.
STAR WARS This user is a Star Wars fan.
Cheers Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.
and active
Smiley green alien sleepy.svg This user likes to sleep.
eπi+1=0 This user is a mathie.
This user can divide by zero.
US Department of Justice Scales Of Justice.svg This user is a law school student.
gtr-1 This user is a novice guitarist.
ChessSet.jpg This user enjoys chess.
Artist’s view of an exoplanet inspired by the discovery of Gliese 876 d.jpg This user reads science fiction.

About eating and drinking etc.

Steak This user is a carnivore.
Chocolate02.jpg This user is a Chocoholic.
Swiss cheese cubes.jpg This user eats cheese.
Potatoes.jpg This user eats potatoes.
No smoking symbol.svg
This user does not smoke.
Cannabis prohibited sign This user is drug-free.
and drinking
Tetsubin1571.jpg This user would rather drink tea than coffee.
Cocacola-1917.png This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
Milk glass.jpg This user drinks milk.
New chocolate milk.JPG This user drinks chocolate milk.
C2H5OH-1 This user drinks relatively infrequently. He or she is probably the better for it.
Smirnoff-ice-7126.JPG This user enjoys drinking Smirnoff

And being Jewish

This user is a Jew.
חרידי This user is a Chareidi.
Stetson.jpg This user is a Chabadnik
Stetson.jpg This user is a rabbi
Nuvola apps cookie.svg This user was born on Av 8th, 5732.
Religious symbols-4x4.svg This user believes the world is a happier, safer and saner place because of religion.
and what
Shabbat table setting.jpg This user observes Shabbat.
Glass of wine.png This user makes Kiddush on Shabbat and Yom Tov.
Ou kosher.svg This user observes the dietary laws of Kashrut.
כשרות This user keeps Kosher.
Liten askenasisk sjofar 5380.jpg This user is skilled in the sacred art of Shofar blowing.

Me and my computer

Own windows logo 7.svg This user contributes using Microsoft Windows 7.
Mozilla Firefox logo 2013.svg This user contributes using Firefox.
Google 2015 logo.svg This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
Exquisite-gmail blue.png
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
C:\>_ This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.
Wikipedia-logo-v2.svg This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

Where I have been

The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpg This user is from Earth.
Wall clock.png This user's time zone is GMT+2.
Flag of the Netherlands.svg This user is of Dutch ancestry.
Crystal Clear app clock.svg It is approximately 7:45 PM where this user lives.

Countries I have lived in for some time

Netherlands Israel Russia Ukraine

Countries I have visited

United States United Kingdom Germany France Italy Belgium Spain


I decided to put this section at the bottom of my userpage because I've been told I have a peculiar sense of humor.

Being Dutch

A Dutchman trying to write a poem in English might come up with the following:

  • The wind is softly blazing through the booms.

Humor and religion

The following is very funny, really.

Adamhandgod.jpg God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

Humor at work

The following does not necessarily mirror my professional attitude, just my sense of humor.

Crystal Clear app kalarm.svg This user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

And in the family

No, there was no connection between the lowest two banners in the "About myself" columns.

Funny pictures I found

An Israeli Air Force AH-64D Apache Longbow. In Israel, the AH-64 is the second leading cause of terrorist deaths, after suicide.
When I wanted to build the second tower of the Chartres Cathedral, I went out of money...
A C-141 participates in Operation Deep Freeze, as uniformed officers of the Pt. Murdo Constabulary Force stand guard.


And if you've made it so far: my website is Home Page of Dovid de Bresser.

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