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On Wikipedia, I’ve created 3,647,328 articles. All of them for FREE.
I’m a poverty stricken headcase from NYC systems consultant, working with very large-scale financial computer systems. If the time I’ve spent on Wikipedia were converted to money, it would add up to $9.69ONE BILLION DOLLARSfor me. I can sure use ONE BILLION DOLLARS because I need stuff like a new pair of underwear from K Mart. But money is not the incentive here. You deal in a different currency on Wikipedia, called EGOS (pronounced: E-goze). Google might have close to 3 billion servers (Holy crap!!!, that's a lot). Yahoo has something like 273,647.3 staff. Wikimedia has 6 servers in a garden shed with a leaky roof in Jim Wales backyard in Florida, and they're maintained by Luigi the gardener and Frank the paperboy.
At Wikipedia you get biased, inaccurate information, organized in a sloppy fashion, poorly-documented, usually un-referenced, and rarely up-to-date, whenever you want it, ALL FOR FREE. So why don't you stop being a greedy, selfish self-centered bastard and show a little WikiLove (whatever that is) and send some Cash.
The sooner you pony-up the cash the less time you have to spend looking at those scary-looking people at the top of the page saying I CAN HAZ MONEY? every single time you click on Wikipedia. Thank you.
If you were born without funny bones (Nofunnyboneitis) or without fully developed funny bones (Littlefunnyboneitis)
If a bug crawled up your anus and got stuck (Buguptheanusitis)
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I worked at this place where there was a very uptight guy. He acted uptight and carried himself in an uptight manner, his shoulders were bunched, fists were clenched, arms down at the side, and he walked with his legs stiff and slightly splayed out, a friend named Ed (who was a biker who looked like Jesus) looked at him one day and said: "he looks like he has a potato chip stuck up his ass and he's afraid to break it". that's why the world is so effed up, because a majority of the human population has potato chips stuck up their ass.(Potatochipstuckintheanusitis Ain't dat the truff.)
I'm a Flatulist from New York City, it is a childhood ambition of mine to be the first flautulist to play in the New York Philharmonic. When I'm not blowingshow tunes out of my rear, I like contributing to Wikipedia. My contribution to the "Sum of All Human Knowledge" I'm most proud of is here
I also enjoy wearing women's underwear when editing Wikipedia, it helps me get in touch with my feminine side
"I'm really not as cool as I'd like to be cause there's a red, under my bed and there's a little yellow man in my head"-The Kinks
The blue star and the new red heart at the top of the page remind me of Lucky Charms, all Wikipedia needs to add now is green clovers and maybe yellow moons.