There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, play on different consoles, and own a certain phone. No owners have the same phone, play on the same console, or drink the same beverage.
The Brit lives in the blue house.
The French owns a Galaxy S5.
The German drinks Coca-Cola.
The red house is next to, and left of, the white house.
The red house's owner drinks coffee.
The PC player owns a MS Lumia.
The Xbox One player lives in the green house.
The man in the center house drinks water.
The American lives in the farthest house on the left.
The PS4 player lives next to the one with the iPhone 6.
The Xbox One player lives next to the one with the Galaxy S6 phone.
The PS3 player drinks beer.
The Xbox 360 player is Swedish.
The American lives next to the yellow house.
The PS4 player has a neighbor who drinks Pepsi.
So who owns the iPhone 5S? Einstein said that 98% of people can't solve it. Of course, he also said, "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity."
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Welcome to the museum of epic genius (deliberately spelled that way). This is my new, and obviously pretty lame, userpage. My old, and much funnier, userpage is here. Unless you want a double entendre right now...
When I'm hungry, I want a pepperoni pizza. When they're taking too long, I want my pieprzony pizza.
We are a museum representing the great and supreme Epicgenius. On this site, you will find a series of awesome maintenance that Epicgenius has done to articles. You will be impressed. Otherwise you are wasting your time.
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No, I'm not giving out any confidential information. It may blow up Wikipedia! (Very funny. Oh yeah, I live in New York City.)
So, I am (Redacted) years old, my name is (Redacted), and I live on (Redacted) Street, (Redacted). My phone number is (Redacted).
Also, for a brief etymology of my name: I edit at genius.com, and I am a contributor of epic proportions here. Ha!
Actually, I am more like Nikola Tesla, 100 years ahead of my time, but... no, I'm not.
You probably aren't reading this part, so it really doesn't matter what we say here. More to the point, if you haven't bothered to read every single policy and essay on Wikipedia, including the ones that contradict each other, then is really your own fault and you should be ashamed of yourself. We don't have time to explain, it is up to you to find and read them all. And if you ever create the article again, then we will smack you with our banhammer and make you put big orange boxes all over your user page while you beg for your "edit this page" button to start working again. Face it, everyone will know you were caught and are a loser. Don't even think about it.
If you've had this nice red box slap you in the face, feel free to go and tell all your friends that Wikipedia is full of killjoy nazis. Hey, why not set up an attack page or two, while you're at it?
I'm about to delete this section because it is nonsense...!!
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Insults, if you want to sound Shakespearean. Man, you are so antiquated. Credit: here
Don't call names, you surly hell-hated lout!
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This is more of promotion than vandalism, he had a longer article than some professional footballers at one point, topping off at 3000 words. BEST ARTICLE EVER!!! (According to other people, because apparently it went viral.)
According to Signpost: "Yahoo! Eurosport UK marveled (October 27) at the lengthy Wikipedia article for nineteen year old footballer Fraser Hobday, goalkeeper for Highland Football League team Huntly F.C.. Media outlets noted that the article, at 3271 words, was longer than Wikipedia articles for notable professional players like Joe Hart."
"It is said that Razzo can take the form of an eagle. There have only been a few sightings of an eagle wearing socks and sandles. Whenever there is a thunderstorm, Razzo is fighting a god in search of his true past and on his ever longing quest to free humanity from oppression. Razzo's stage name was Muhammad. Razzo's sandles allow him to have wings. While his sandles allow him to have a ginormous penis. Like twenty feet." LOL
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Neither Ghostbusters nor Mythbusters deemed it necessary to appear in this video - the fact that speaks for itself.
Hall of trivia, sponsored by the Epicgenius Parent Company, Inc.
Skip if you are under 18: A lot of people say that vanilla sex is called such because it is bland or without "flavor", and they normally use this term to describe the missionary position or its kin. What they probably don't know is that the word vanilla derives from a Latin word via a diminutive form of the Spanish wordvaina, meaning sheath as in that's what a vanilla bean pod looks like. What they might not realize is there's another word deriving from this same Latin root, and that of course is vagina, which literally means scabbard-- i.e., the sheath one puts one's sword into. Ergo vanilla sex is etmyologically appropriate and the blandness is just a coincidence.
Skip if you are color blind: It is accepted that all the world's languages have words for white and black. If that language only has two words, those are them. If they have a third one it is almost always red, if they have a fourth green, and so on. In English there are only three verbs for becoming a color: To whiten, to blacken and to redden. (Golden of course, is an adjective) This means that these words must have been in such an old form of Anglo-Saxon that dates back to when "English" only had this many color words, unlike now, when it has this many.
Skip if you can't understand irony at all, like really?: A lot of people think that Utopia means a good place. This misunderstanding is from Sir Thomas More's 1516 book, which described a fictional land where everything was perfect. However, what More intended the etymology to be was u- (οὐ) meaning "not" or "non", so that it would be a place that didn't exist (-topia comes from topos (τόπος) meaning "place"), a non-place. However, modern English speakers have pronounced the word utopia not like /uːˈtoʊpiə/ with an oo sound, but as /juːˈtoʊpiə/, where the /ju/ is similar in sound to the word you as in words like euthenasia or euphony meaning good-death or good-sounding. So? So, that means that inadverntently in Modern English we have changed the meaning of "Utopia" by misunderstanding the referent, and by further mispronouncing the word, we have actually ended up giving it the meeting previously ascribed to it, i.e. a "eutopia" which would actually mean, "good place" in Greek.
^This means pepper in Polish. It also means "fuck my pizza" in Polish. So what?
^But seriously though, I do edit at Rap Genius. And I consider myself epic. Just kidding, everyone does...
^See here for why. He's really a genius and he is truly epic. Not me, though. However, I'm still interested in him. I even have a Tesla motor to prove it.
I may be talking about the motor or a car from the car company, though. Take a guess. Hint: It's not what you think.
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.
With apologies and best wishes for 2014 from Ikallicrates
Ha ha. You can't beat me in signing Guestbook. I've signed 100+ Guestbook. Hey congrats to me. . Anyway this "Limited Edition" pack is nice. Thanks for signing mine. --Pratyya(Hello!) 02:52, 28 December 2013 (UTC)
Missed by a lot!! Happy editing. EpIc! Soham 08:54, 31 December 2013 (UTC)
First signature of the year! Hi Epicgenius! Sign mine? Thanks and happy New Year! :) Mediran (t • c) 03:57, 2 January 2014 (UTC)
Second (for 2014). Hello Epicgenius. Sportsguy17 (T • C) 23:31, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
I'm signing this can, cause I can! Hehe. K6ka (talk | contrib) 00:33, 9 January 2014 (UTC)
Hi, belated happy New Year! ϢereSpielChequers 21:23, 12 January 2014 (UTC)
Perhaps we can work together? I keep an open eye on the MTA, and plan on making any changes necessary. With my first edits, you can alter them to look perfect. I may be a rookie, but I have potential. DePeeper (talk) 22:07, 5 March 2014 (UTC)
Perhaps one of the most humorous user userpages user userpages clowns Chinese Americans NYKers epic users people ever in this epic Wikipedia. Great job for making me laugh! Japanese Rail Fan(Talk) (Contributions) (Public log) 11:28, 6 May 2014 (UTC)
*knock knock... Thanks for all your contributions, I'm going to sign your guestbook.Acalycine(talk/contribs) 13:38, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
Hey, thanks for signing mine! So in return I sign yours. StevenD99 03:13, 25 July 2014 (UTC)
Hello! Project Rebirth's Director of Public Relations here ;-) We are currently updating our wiki and will be complete by mid-Sept, I see you made some minor edits on our page. How are you affiliated with our organization? Thank you!!
Unfortunately, I am not affiliated, but I'd like to be. Epicgenius (talk) 22:11, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
@Epicgenius: — Thanks for your contributions to Serralves. If you don´t mind, I would like to keep the transports table ;-). Looking forward to hear your comments.~~Caravasar~~(talk) 10:58, 13 February 2015 (UTC+1)
Thank you for all your rich edits to Wikipedia, and your kind and supportive comments. Glad that we have people like you contributing to Wikipedia! Thanks for signing my guestbook Cheers! CookieMonster755(talk) 19:03, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
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